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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4360 on: December 29, 2018, 11:05:20 pm »
Looks like Kratos.

No idea who that is....but I’ll assume he’s pretty cool  8)
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4361 on: December 29, 2018, 11:06:05 pm »
Both wankers but you must add Alli he does my fucking head in.

Yes for sure, him and Lingard, the list is endless.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4362 on: December 29, 2018, 11:06:09 pm »
No idea who that is....but I’ll assume he’s pretty cool  8)

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4363 on: December 29, 2018, 11:06:38 pm »
Murphy is actually defending it :lmao :lmao :lmao
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4364 on: December 29, 2018, 11:06:58 pm »
Gloss over the dive

Danny Murphy No Dive

Shearer - Dive

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4365 on: December 29, 2018, 11:07:07 pm »
Well in there Shearer

‘I don’t think it’s a dive’ Murphy  :wanker
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4366 on: December 29, 2018, 11:07:22 pm »
Murphy is actually defending it :lmao :lmao :lmao

Because he’s a fucking bellend
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4367 on: December 29, 2018, 11:07:30 pm »
Murphy is actually defending it :lmao :lmao :lmao

Did you honestly expect anything different?

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4368 on: December 29, 2018, 11:07:32 pm »
Oh stop Danny Murphy its not a dive!!

Stop, at least Shearer calls it as it is.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4369 on: December 29, 2018, 11:07:45 pm »
Highlighted the dive. Wonders never cease.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4370 on: December 29, 2018, 11:08:21 pm »
Murphy being a useless pundit again.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4371 on: December 29, 2018, 11:08:23 pm »
"I used to dive like that. It's not a dive!" - Danny Murphy.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4372 on: December 29, 2018, 11:08:32 pm »
Because he’s a fucking bellend

The mans hated us since before he left. Remember him having a barney with a fan in the Centenary in a friendly after Ged tried to ship him out for Bowyer. Dickhead.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4373 on: December 29, 2018, 11:08:50 pm »
I think Mignolet, Karius, Westerveld or Houllier would’ve saved the second.

But not Benitez?  ;)
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4374 on: December 29, 2018, 11:09:24 pm »
Of course Shearer is going to call it a dive, because he's Mr Captain fucking Obvious.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4375 on: December 29, 2018, 11:09:31 pm »
Murphy ignoring the fact Kane had already activated his go go gadget flailing legs

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4376 on: December 29, 2018, 11:10:03 pm »
You just have to laugh at Murphy

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4377 on: December 29, 2018, 11:11:15 pm »
Maddison impressed against us and every time I see Leicester he looks a decent player.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4378 on: December 29, 2018, 11:11:18 pm »
Murphy is actually defending it :lmao :lmao :lmao
It's as if he had to say something, I dunno, anything anti-Liverpool that reflects on the harsh negativity of our league opponents. What a complete imbecile he's become. Kane dived and Shearer called it right.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4379 on: December 29, 2018, 11:12:05 pm »
You just have to laugh at Murphy
That would still be true if he was on fire.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4380 on: December 29, 2018, 11:12:11 pm »
Is mark halsey gonna call for a 2 match ban for Kane?

If I could be arsed i'd be after him on twitter.... but will leave it to the youth.
Christ the agenda is ridiculous how can anyone argue that the three attempts to down Salah are not a clear pen? Yet people are. Then Lord Kane dives and they debate contact.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4381 on: December 29, 2018, 11:12:45 pm »
Crap penalty taker though...

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4382 on: December 29, 2018, 11:13:19 pm »
Is it me or is Lloris a bit crap for all these goals?

Said it at the time and I stick by it without the benefit of replays, should've saved at least 2 of the 3.
So bloody what? If you watch football to be absolutely miserable then go watch cricket.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4383 on: December 29, 2018, 11:13:55 pm »
Hello!!
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4384 on: December 29, 2018, 11:15:00 pm »
Wow thats a goal!

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4385 on: December 29, 2018, 11:15:08 pm »
Maddison being brought down is exactly the same as Mo's against Newcastle isn't it?

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4386 on: December 29, 2018, 11:16:14 pm »
Wow thats a goal!
Reminded me of studge v Chelsea. Cracking strike from camarasa

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4387 on: December 29, 2018, 11:16:16 pm »
Maddison being brought down is exactly the same as Mo's against Newcastle isn't it?

No two different people.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4388 on: December 29, 2018, 11:16:31 pm »
Fuck off Griphook you ugly c*nt
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4389 on: December 29, 2018, 11:16:32 pm »
Been some excellent goals over Christmas.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4390 on: December 29, 2018, 11:16:48 pm »
Watching the Leicester game and listening to another "Allez" type song, why can't the fans of other clubs come up with songs about their own team?
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4391 on: December 29, 2018, 11:16:56 pm »
Sol Bamba was brilliant especially the tackle after the Penalty.... that is why you should speculate and be aware all the time

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Re: MOTD thread
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4393 on: December 29, 2018, 11:17:57 pm »
Why would the c*nt mention Salah....

And how on earth were they more deserving than leicester... he is deluded

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4394 on: December 29, 2018, 11:18:16 pm »
What the fuck is Warnock doing taking shots - still a bitter c*nt isn't he? Can Leicester take this result to court?

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4395 on: December 29, 2018, 11:18:16 pm »
Danny Murphy needs to get over the fact that

Xabi Alonso

Is better than him
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4396 on: December 29, 2018, 11:18:56 pm »
How many times is Colin Wanker gonna mention Mo Salah!

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4397 on: December 29, 2018, 11:20:05 pm »
Danny Murphy is the Colin Wanker of pundits.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4398 on: December 29, 2018, 11:20:41 pm »
The irony of Warnock wondering what VAR would have thought about the pen awarded against them while he questions the veracity of Salah's against Newcastle even though any video footage you observe proves Dummett tried to cheat Mo. It's fucking hilarious.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4399 on: December 29, 2018, 11:20:57 pm »
What a surprise, Mo gets castigated, Maddison doesn't.