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Re: The Simpsons - The Blurst of thread
« Reply #2280 on: November 4, 2018, 04:31:27 pm »
Haha well spotted. Straw hat pirate gets banned, this guy mysteriously registers on the same day and continues the same argument :lmao

Is straw hat a bot?

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Re: The Simpsons - The Blurst of thread
« Reply #2281 on: November 4, 2018, 04:33:09 pm »
Is straw hat a bot?

A bot with a stick up its ass, apparently...
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Re: The Simpsons - The Blurst of thread
« Reply #2282 on: November 4, 2018, 07:09:12 pm »
Nice strawman argument there, straw hat pirate.

You can prefer whatever the fuck you want. Just don't sit there and pretend like your opinion about someone whose one post you read on the Internet is actual fact.

Hey, there's also someone called Eel Lobo who's posted on this page. Do you think that's an actual eel as well?

You perhaps (using your own technique here) have an inferiority complex that prevents you from taking a joke. That's fine. That's your problem. Stop projecting that onto everyone else.

If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: The Simpsons - The Blurst of thread
« Reply #2283 on: November 4, 2018, 08:06:19 pm »
Hey, there's also someone called Eel Lobo who's posted on this page. Do you think that's an actual eel as well?

I had him pegged more as this guy:

We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.

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Re: The Simpsons - The Blurst of thread
« Reply #2284 on: November 6, 2018, 09:54:47 am »
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Re: The Simpsons - The Blurst of thread
« Reply #2285 on: November 6, 2018, 10:29:48 am »
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Re: The Simpsons - The Blurst of thread
« Reply #2286 on: November 6, 2018, 02:18:29 pm »
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Re: The Simpsons - The Blurst of thread
« Reply #2287 on: December 7, 2018, 12:38:04 pm »
Legend of the dog faced woman!
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: The Simpsons - The Blurst of thread
« Reply #2288 on: December 9, 2018, 02:35:39 pm »
Check out @MiguelDelaney’s Tweet: https://twitter.com/MiguelDelaney/status/1071465620531748866?s=09

Alright Simpson, let’s go over the signals. If I tuck the bill of my cap like so it means the signal is a fake. However, I can take that off by dusting my hands thusly. If I want you to bunt, I will touch my belt buckle not once, not twice, but thrice.
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Re: The Simpsons - The Blurst of thread
« Reply #2289 on: March 4, 2019, 06:46:39 pm »
R.I.P.  Krusty the Klown's half-brother, Sideshow Luke Perry.

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Re: The Simpsons - The Blurst of thread
« Reply #2290 on: March 8, 2019, 12:34:58 am »


Potato Man.
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Re: The Simpsons - The Blurst of thread
« Reply #2291 on: March 12, 2019, 07:14:51 pm »
You do steam a good ham.
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Re: The Simpsons - The Blurst of thread
« Reply #2292 on: March 13, 2019, 08:52:14 am »
yer ma should have called you Paolo Zico Gerry Socrates HELLRAZOR

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Re: The Simpsons - The Blurst of thread
« Reply #2293 on: March 13, 2019, 09:04:05 am »
You do steam a good ham.

Aurora Borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?
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Re: The Simpsons - The Blurst of thread
« Reply #2294 on: March 13, 2019, 09:06:22 am »
Aurora Borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?
may i see it?
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Re: The Simpsons - The Blurst of thread
« Reply #2295 on: March 13, 2019, 10:15:59 am »
In light of the U.S. admissions scandal, Yale could use an international airport

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Re: The Simpsons - The Blurst of thread
« Reply #2296 on: March 14, 2019, 09:05:48 pm »
I'm not vaccinated against covid and ... I don't wear masks.

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Re: The Simpsons - The Blurst of thread
« Reply #2297 on: March 22, 2019, 08:26:03 pm »
In light of the U.S. admissions scandal, Yale could use an international airport

Or a monorail?
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Re: The Simpsons - The Blurst of thread
« Reply #2298 on: May 20, 2019, 01:32:12 pm »
Twitter account @dailysimpsons is great at the moment. Usually do a "on this day x episode was shown". You do forget how absolutely brilliant this show was in the mid 90s
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Re: The Simpsons - The Blurst of thread
« Reply #2299 on: June 10, 2019, 05:07:46 pm »


Potato Man.

This makes me laugh every single time and it's so stupid
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Re: The Simpsons - The Blurst of thread
« Reply #2300 on: June 10, 2019, 06:23:00 pm »
Sky 1 currently showing season 3 after showing modern ones for ages. Radio Bart on before. What a show it was then
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Re: The Simpsons - The Blurst of thread
« Reply #2301 on: June 11, 2019, 09:03:11 am »
i love seeing an old episode and noticing something that went over your head

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Re: The Simpsons - The Blurst of thread
« Reply #2302 on: June 11, 2019, 10:08:16 am »
"You ever seen someone say goodbye to a shoe before?"

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"Jürgen Klopp is bringing Liverpool's 'fuck you' back. And I can't wait."

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Re: The Simpsons - The Blurst of thread
« Reply #2303 on: June 11, 2019, 10:15:19 am »
"You ever seen someone say goodbye to a shoe before?"

"Haha, yes, once."
Hank Scorpio

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Re: The Simpsons - The Blurst of thread
« Reply #2304 on: June 11, 2019, 12:53:22 pm »
Hank Scorpio is definitely the best single episode character

‘Want some cream?’
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: The Simpsons - The Blurst of thread
« Reply #2305 on: June 11, 2019, 01:42:35 pm »
Hank Scorpio is definitely the best single episode character

‘Want some cream?’

Ye.........No.
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Re: The Simpsons - The Blurst of thread
« Reply #2306 on: June 11, 2019, 02:01:26 pm »
Hank Scorpio is definitely the best single episode character

‘Want some cream?’

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Re: The Simpsons - The Blurst of thread
« Reply #2307 on: June 11, 2019, 02:03:29 pm »
Ye.........No.
well played


i loved when he blew up the bridge
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Re: The Simpsons - The Blurst of thread
« Reply #2308 on: June 11, 2019, 03:00:21 pm »
well played


i loved when he blew up the bridge

maybe it just fell down

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Re: The Simpsons - The Blurst of thread
« Reply #2309 on: June 11, 2019, 03:16:00 pm »
OK, did I make up this line, because it's stuck in my head and I can't remember the context or episode. It's either Lenny or Moe, I think, saying - about someone or something:

"...and thankyou for teaching us...you know...how to love again"

Help me!

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Re: The Simpsons - The Blurst of thread
« Reply #2310 on: June 11, 2019, 04:41:33 pm »
maybe it just fell down
cant take that chance
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Re: The Simpsons - The Blurst of thread
« Reply #2311 on: June 11, 2019, 04:50:28 pm »
Hank Scorpio is definitely the best single episode character

‘Want some cream?’
Genuinely surprised they didn’t bring him back in the film.

Him or Rex Banner, for me. I miss good Simpsons, can’t believe how low it’s sunk.
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Re: The Simpsons - The Blurst of thread
« Reply #2312 on: June 11, 2019, 06:21:04 pm »
OK, did I make up this line, because it's stuck in my head and I can't remember the context or episode. It's either Lenny or Moe, I think, saying - about someone or something:

"...and thankyou for teaching us...you know...how to love again"

Help me!

According to Frinkiac, it's the Elton John episode and it's the Chief.
https://frinkiac.com/caption/S10E14/1022354
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Re: The Simpsons - The Blurst of thread
« Reply #2313 on: June 11, 2019, 06:22:11 pm »
"Jürgen Klopp is bringing Liverpool's 'fuck you' back. And I can't wait."

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Re: The Simpsons - The Blurst of thread
« Reply #2314 on: June 11, 2019, 07:21:42 pm »
'What's your least favourite country - Italy or France?'
'France'
'Ha. Nobody ever says Italy'.

I didn't even give you my coat!
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Re: The Simpsons - The Blurst of thread
« Reply #2315 on: June 11, 2019, 09:13:52 pm »
According to Frinkiac, it's the Elton John episode and it's the Chief.
https://frinkiac.com/caption/S10E14/1022354

Elton John!!!

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Re: The Simpsons - The Blurst of thread
« Reply #2316 on: June 11, 2019, 10:01:54 pm »
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Re: The Simpsons - The Blurst of thread
« Reply #2317 on: June 12, 2019, 05:45:16 pm »
"Kids can be so cruel."

"We can? Thanks, Mom!"
"Jürgen Klopp is bringing Liverpool's 'fuck you' back. And I can't wait."

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Re: The Simpsons - The Blurst of thread
« Reply #2318 on: June 12, 2019, 07:02:25 pm »
Slag off....I said slag off!!
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: The Simpsons - The Blurst of thread
« Reply #2319 on: June 12, 2019, 08:37:19 pm »
According to Frinkiac, it's the Elton John episode and it's the Chief.
https://frinkiac.com/caption/S10E14/1022354

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