Author Topic: The Young Ones Thread (Read 18362 times)

Terry de Niro · « **on:** August 1, 2005, 05:48:49 pm »

What a mad funny T.V programme that was.

Thanks to Hooded Claw and Dom_D for the idea.

Paul Tomkins · « **Reply #1 on:** August 1, 2005, 05:49:42 pm »

Loved it at the time.

Now it just seems very dated... $:-\$

blurred · « **Reply #2 on:** August 1, 2005, 05:52:58 pm »

Don't look at me - I'm irrelevant

Derzyjudek · « **Reply #3 on:** August 1, 2005, 05:54:02 pm »

Quote from: blurred on August 1, 2005, 05:52:58 pm

Don't look at me - I'm irrelevant

roger?

anon-y-mouse · « **Reply #4 on:** August 1, 2005, 05:54:39 pm »

Thought it was hideous, cringeworthy telly to be honest.

Redned · « **Reply #5 on:** August 1, 2005, 06:00:14 pm »

loved it then, still love it now

Barney_Rubble · « **Reply #6 on:** August 1, 2005, 06:00:35 pm »

The Party episode with Nicholas Ball as Professor Jim Morrison.

"Heeeey, is this tobacco or Pink Floyd?"

They were jaw-droppingly funny at the time. Pretty much know them by heart now. Got them on some thoroughly worn out videos.

NYkopite · « **Reply #7 on:** August 1, 2005, 06:03:03 pm »

"Beep beep beep, oh no heavy, the coins keep coming out, beep beep beep, even the telephone hates me, beep beep beep, I wish there were no machines, and everyone led a pastoral existence, trees and flowers don't deliberately cool you out and go beep in your ear."

Terry de Niro · « **Reply #8 on:** August 1, 2005, 06:04:24 pm »

Quote from: Barney_Яubble on August 1, 2005, 06:00:35 pm

The Party episode with Nicholas Ball as Professor Jim Morrison.

"Heeeey, is this tobacco or Pink Floyd?"

They were jaw-droppingly funny at the time. Pretty much know them by heart now. Got them on some thoroughly worn out videos.

Was that the one were Rick found the tampon, and asked what's this, AHHH its a Telescope?

Barney_Rubble · « **Reply #9 on:** August 1, 2005, 06:05:14 pm »

So who remembers Filthy, Rich and Catflap then?

Got them on video too.

Don't think they're out on DVD.

A bit more of the Dangerous Brothers in F, R & C, leading eventually to Bottom.

You can stick yer fucking Men Behaving Badly bollocks right where the fucking sun don't shine, pile of fucking shite.

For men behaving badly, look no further than Bottom. Oo-errr...

Barney_Rubble · « **Reply #10 on:** August 1, 2005, 06:06:13 pm »

Quote from: Terry DeNiro on August 1, 2005, 06:04:24 pm

Was that the one were Rick found the tampon, and asked what's this, AHHH its a Telescope?

Aye.

"With a little mouse in it..."

hooded claw · « **Reply #11 on:** August 1, 2005, 06:15:31 pm »

Quote from: Barney_Яubble on August 1, 2005, 06:05:14 pm

So who remembers Filthy, Rich and Catflap then?

Got them on video too. Don't think they're out on DVD.

Apparently they are

http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0002JK766/qid=1122916462/sr=2-1/ref=sr_2_11_1/026-3996352-5272449

Barney_Rubble · « **Reply #12 on:** August 1, 2005, 06:17:26 pm »

Quote from: hooded claw on August 1, 2005, 06:15:31 pm

Apparently they are

Wahey! Stuck it on me list...

hooded claw · « **Reply #13 on:** August 1, 2005, 06:22:21 pm »

Love The Young Ones. Nothing they've done since has quite reached the same level, but that's just my two penn'orth.
It was very much 'of its time'- student radicalism, the threat of nuclear war which anyone in their 30s will remember as an apparent daily threat, the music... but the characterisation is the strong point for me, and that doesn't change.
On a side note- is it just me or are students more and more alike these days?

BlackandWhitePaul · « **Reply #14 on:** August 1, 2005, 06:23:54 pm »

Brilliantly funny show, but not a patch on Bottom though.

Mivi · « **Reply #15 on:** August 1, 2005, 07:15:26 pm »

Ha. Missed both my legs.

mikeb58 · « **Reply #16 on:** August 1, 2005, 07:17:12 pm »

Loved it, Vivien losing his head ( after sticking it out of the train window ) then booting it along the railway track, shouting come here you bastard springs to mind.

Also when Neil is offered some drugs, with the advice ' bang your lips round this number baby ', before floating skywards having sampled the said drugs me laugh.

Some good music on it as well, including my fave punksters The Damned.

mikeb58 · « **Reply #17 on:** August 1, 2005, 07:19:45 pm »

'Ha missed both my legs' those immortal words from Rick, also used by myself in training last week !

MissLFC · « **Reply #18 on:** August 1, 2005, 07:24:52 pm »

"The world's stupidest bottom burp, Vyvyan Brrrrrrritain"

Neil's Mum "Have you made your bed?"
Neil "No i bought it"

LymmRed · « **Reply #19 on:** August 1, 2005, 08:16:55 pm »

Neil ...... Neil orange peel when will i see you again?

err hello Rick!

Polution!! ....... sometimes up .... sometimes down, but always around, maybe we'll meet some day polution! wether you come to my town or i come to yours, either way we'll have to get the bus!

Terry de Niro · « **Reply #20 on:** August 1, 2005, 08:30:25 pm »

When Neil joins the police, and goes to do a drug bust at a party, and shouts "open up its the pigs", and a hippy opens the door and says"come in Neil take the tit off yer head"

afc tukrish · « **Reply #21 on:** August 1, 2005, 08:36:03 pm »

Neil: "Baby shampoo... Do they really put babies in it?"

L7 Red · « **Reply #22 on:** August 1, 2005, 09:17:43 pm »

Quote from: Barney_Яubble on August 1, 2005, 06:05:14 pm

So who remembers Filthy, Rich and Catflap then?

Got them on video too. Don't think they're out on DVD.

A bit more of the Dangerous Brothers in F, R & C, leading eventually to Bottom.

You can stick yer fucking Men Behaving Badly bollocks right where the fucking sun don't shine, pile of fucking shite.

For men behaving badly, look no further than Bottom. Oo-errr...

I used to love Filthy Rich,

Remember Jumbo Wiffy? 'Put it there, put your piper you old bugger' 'Oh alright then you old git' 'don't mind if I do yer rectum faced bucket of sex sauce!'

morestellata · « **Reply #23 on:** August 1, 2005, 10:53:18 pm »

Suggs "You hum it.....I'll smash yer face in".

Mivi · « **Reply #24 on:** August 1, 2005, 10:56:03 pm »

Vegetable rights & peace.

The Bill Hicks Appreciation Society · « **Reply #25 on:** August 1, 2005, 10:56:06 pm »

favourite episode has got to be bambi.

with the immortal line "don't stick your head out of the window! i wonder why?"

Barney_Rubble · « **Reply #26 on:** August 1, 2005, 10:56:59 pm »

Quote from: L7 Red on August 1, 2005, 09:17:43 pm

Remember Jumbo Wiffy? 'Put it there, put your piper you old bugger' 'Oh alright then you old git' 'don't mind if I do yer rectum faced bucket of sex sauce!'

Yep. Mel Smith wannit...

big J · « **Reply #27 on:** August 2, 2005, 12:25:06 am »

Thatcher we've got a bomb and if you don't help the kids this afternoon we're going to blow it up

dear fascist bully boy,
give me some money you bastard.May the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woman.
Neil

Neil have you farted cos their's a terribly farty smell around here and it's certainly not from my bottom

Dowling10 · « **Reply #28 on:** August 2, 2005, 12:35:24 am »

"Loved it, Vivien losing his head ( after sticking it out of the train window ) then booting it along the railway track, shouting come here you bastard springs to mind."

Loved that one, one of my favourite ones

theboyspen · « **Reply #29 on:** August 2, 2005, 12:38:57 am »

What about the hamster SPG?

Rick; Amazulu

SPG; Is that right? Am a Glaswegian! (Nutt!!)

And the classic; Damn, the rickety chair!

Tommy316 · « **Reply #30 on:** August 2, 2005, 12:46:50 am »

I have all 12 of The Young Ones on video, they are classics.

I'd suggest getting "Bottom : Mindless Violence" on DVD if you haven't already. It's got pretty much everything violent that Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson have done for the past 25 years. Quality DVD.

Anyway, back to The Young Ones. I love Alexi Sayle in it (one of our own

), I think he's really funny. My favourite episode is "Sick".

Vyvian - Now Neil, you might feel a bit of a prick
Neil - So what's new?

big J · « **Reply #31 on:** August 2, 2005, 12:48:26 am »

quick vyvvyan eat the telly

we plant the seed, nature grows the seed, we eat the seed

cornflakes,cornflakes,cornflakes,cornflakes,cornflakes,cornflakes,cornflakes,cornflakes.

you've brought me a present look it's a telescope. a telescope with a little mouse inside.

Rob Jones Maybe? · « **Reply #32 on:** August 2, 2005, 12:50:09 am »

Fucking classic, got both series on dvd.

theboyspen · « **Reply #33 on:** August 2, 2005, 12:57:02 am »

Virgin,virgin virgin!!

It's ok the vampire only attacks virgins!

That's Rick buggered then!

Ha! Me? A Virgin? Try telling that to some of the foxy chicks who owe me favours!

theboyspen · « **Reply #34 on:** August 2, 2005, 01:02:33 am »

Well I'm off to bed now,are you coming Viv?

No,I'm gonna watch the little white dot a bit longer!

Wish we had a video then I could tape it and watch it in the morning.

('Night Folks!

)

Terry de Niro · « **Reply #35 on:** August 2, 2005, 01:04:09 am »

Neil: It was getting really hot. Then I thought oh no, I should have put out that sociology file that was burning on Rick's bed.

Vyvyan: Yeah, I did that. Trying to make Rick think I was hiding in his bedroom.

Neil: What? You set fire to Rick's bedroom? I think that's a really selfish thing to do Vyvyan. I was hiding in there - you could have given me away!

(Flood)

NYkopite · « **Reply #36 on:** August 2, 2005, 02:38:19 am »

Vyvyan: I must be hallucinating. What's a good thing for a hangover?

Mike: Drinking heavily the night before.

Branno · « **Reply #37 on:** August 2, 2005, 05:23:27 am »

Love it at the time but didnt seem so good when I saw it again recently......but strangley found it hilarious again after a smoke

dom_d · « **Reply #38 on:** August 2, 2005, 09:23:43 am »

Remember this one.

Alexei Sayle sings it while dressed as Mussolini.

Stupid Noises Song!
(The Young Ones – Series 2, “Cash”)

Whenever people bother me,
When they shout and raise their voices,
I don't let it get me down,
I just make some stupid noises.

I go,
Huh, huh, huh, huh,
Nick-nick, nick-nick, nick-nick, nick,
Wizz-bong, Wizz-bong,
Mrs Gandi, yock, yock.

Ah, ooh, ha,
nick-nock, nock-nock, blublubluh,
Fwuuh, Bluuh, nuff, nyeh,
Nyag-nyag, wad-wad, Blululeyah!

When your boss is giving you the sack,
'Cause you've lost all his invoices,
Don't drink a bottle of sulphuric acid,
Relax, make stupid noises.

Just go,
Yo, yo, yo,
Mig, nick-nock, wogga, blululeyah,
Mizz-person that I find irritating, bing-bong,
Yickety, yickety, wick.

Ooh, fum, fom,
Nickety-nock,
Hoo, wong, Wiggly-wog,
Noo, noo, bliggley,
Nick-nock, blig-blog, Rheumatism!

dont · « **Reply #39 on:** August 2, 2005, 09:40:38 am »

'Ya ya ya...we're going to smash the oiks'

'See you teddy bear'

'Its a laugh isn't it?'
'What is?'
'That noise you make at the back of your throat when somethings funny'

'House meeting in the broom cupboard - 5 minutes'