Topic: Never mind 'Stop the Boats' - STOP THE TORIES

[Felch Aid]

Monday's headlines. Friday's chip paper. That will be his usual way of getting through this. Suspect he will say misinterpretation of the rules and civil servant who sent the email will take one for him.

Living costs crisis is coming soon and I'm not sure how Boris and Sunak will deal with that and let's face it a lot of the electorate only give a toss about money.

If there is more to come then he might be facing the chop but there isn't anyone else in the Tory front bench that can appeal (bullshit) like him.

[Trump's tiny tiny hands]

Shameless wanker is doing a party political, going on about the vaccination programme 

[Wabaloolah]

Monday's headlines. Friday's chip paper. That will be his usual way of getting through this. Suspect he will say misinterpretation of the rules and civil servant who sent the email will take one for him.

Living costs crisis is coming soon and I'm not sure how Boris and Sunak will deal with that and let's face it a lot of the electorate only give a toss about money.

If there is more to come then he might be facing the chop but there isn't anyone else in the Tory front bench that can appeal (bullshit) like him.

no chance he can survive this, it's a matter of when he goes, not if

[Wabaloolah]

Shameless wanker is doing a party political, going on about the vaccination programme 

yep, just come on after the local news, I imagine this going down well....


Focussed on "The People's Priorities"

[Dr. Beaker]

Did we ever get an answer to the question about whether Sue Gray was at the party?

[Dr. Beaker]

Like the great Winston Churchill who crossed the lines multiple times in his career, Michael Fabricant is a Tory with a Whig.

He's a Tory with several wigs, to simulate hair growth, getting a haircut etc.

[oldfordie]

yep, just come on after the local news, I imagine this going down well....


Focussed on "The People's Priorities"

I would think one of the peoples priorities is the rising cost of fuel prices.
One of Johnsons Brexit glorious opportunities was we will be free to reduce VAT on fuel prices.

Tories remove whip from Anne Marie Morris over support for energy VAT cut motion

Labour’s VAT cut motion was defeated by 319 votes to 229, majority 90, with Ms Morris the only Tory to rebel.
https://www.aol.co.uk/news/tories-remove-whip-anne-marie-093549701.html

[lobsterboy]

Shameless wanker is doing a party political, going on about the vaccination programme 

Needs calling out on all that bullshit too.
Now lagging behind on numbers of fully vaccinated and our recovery is the worst in the G7.
The only reason the rate is forecast to be the highest in 2022 is because he tanked our economy so badly with his oven ready brexit, the shameless prick.

[TepidT2O]

The pressure on Sue Grey is ridiculous.  How can any report she does be right.?

[killer-heels]

The pressure on Sue Grey is ridiculous.  How can any report she does be right.?

It can be right if she has any integrity.

[ShakaHislop]

The pressure on Sue Grey is ridiculous.  How can any report she does be right.?

Will she receive the damehood or enter the House of Lords first after the whitewashing report she'll deliver?

[lobsterboy]

The pressure on Sue Grey is ridiculous.  How can any report she does be right.?

She just needs to do her job with integrity and honesty. Like she is paid to do by the British people.
I know this is an alien concept in Downing Street but for fucks sake the shifty prick is bang to right this time.

[Circa1892]

Not quite as simple as that.

She’s a SCS - but the report she writes will need clearing. It’s her report but it’ll say what Johnson wants it to.

The Civil Service are impartial not independent.

[Dr. Beaker]

I wonder how much it will cost to redecorate the flat.

[Wabaloolah]

Not quite as simple as that.

She’s a SCS - but the report she writes will need clearing. It’s her report but it’ll say what Johnson wants it to.

The Civil Service are impartial not independent.

I doubt he'll get away with that, he's made too many enemies, someone will leak the original if he attempts to tamper with it.

[lobsterboy]

I wonder how much it will cost to redecorate the flat.

When he leaves?
If Gove gets it it'll be full scarface, with hookers, tigers and a massive pile of coke.

[Dr. Beaker]

When he leaves?
If Gove gets it it'll be full scarface, with hookers, tigers and a massive pile of coke.

If Truss gets it it'll be really cheesy.

[Kekule]

I see Rees-Mogg is trying to calm the whole situation down. Civil servants’ heads should roll, and the PM should keep his job as “Politicians are subject to elections, Civil servants are subject to HR. HR does not apply to ministers as they have to retain the confidence to the British People.”

https://twitter.com/kateferguson4/status/1481323556906717186?s=21

Presumably he’s never heard of the ministerial code?  Ridiculous man.

Also called Douglas Ross, the leader of the Scottish Conservative leader “not a big figure in the Conservative party”. Like I said, calming the whole situation down. 

[Elmo!]

Also called Douglas Ross, the leader of the Scottish Conservative leader “not a big figure in the Conservative party”.

Broken clocks....

[lobsterboy]

If Truss gets it it'll be really cheesy.

She looks like she'd request a secret sex dungeon.
That knicker baroness would probably fund it for her.
Knowing the fuckers who've had the job, there probably already is one though.

[Dr. Beaker]

I see Rees-Mogg is trying to calm the whole situation down. Civil servants’ heads should roll, and the PM should keep his job as “Politicians are subject to elections, Civil servants are subject to HR. HR does not apply to ministers as they have to retain the confidence to the British People.”

https://twitter.com/kateferguson4/status/1481323556906717186?s=21

Presumably he’s never heard of the ministerial code?  Ridiculous man.

Also called Douglas Ross, the leader of the Scottish Conservative leader “not a big figure in the Conservative party”. Like I said, calming the whole situation down. 

According to the Sky bloke, when he informed some of the Tory grandees of the comments of Douglas Ross, they were speechless!

[lobsterboy]

Downing Street Civil servants being told to clean up their phones and destroy any evidence linking to the now established party/parties.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/partygate-phones-clean-up-investigation-sue-gray-b1991055.html

No doubt Cressida's finest will also be on hand to advise on the best methods to do this.

[Elmo!]

Just watched the LBC clip with Mogg talking about Douglas Ross.... this is absolute gold. 

Ross is in an impossible place now and has just been humiliated by Mogg....as has the whole Scottish Conservative "Party".

I almost hope Boris survives now to watch Ross trying to campaign at the next election for a Prime Minister he called on to resign.

[shy_talk]

The racists became empowered again. Overt racism was becoming a rarity, but since 2015/16 it really has reared its ugly head again.

On another matter, Labour and the opposition need to be planting the seed that the tories have all been in on this and have enabled this chancer, and that a simple change of leadership will not be enough.

Any incoming leader, however hard they may try to distance themselves, need to be shown up as being part of the cronyism, the lies, the incompetence, the double standards and that simply chucking the fat scruffy twat under the bus just wont wash.

Can that bus weight some 350 million pounds (lb) please.

[TepidT2O]

There’s something refreshing about standards in British society here.

In America, the president openly courted armed insurrection to keep his job….and nothing happened


Here? Someone had a drinks party when they shouldn’t have, and the PM is most likely going to pay the price with his job.

It’s actually quite reassuring.

[Elmo!]

There’s something refreshing about standards in British society here.

In America, the president openly courted armed insurrection to keep his job….and nothing happened


Here? Someone had a drinks party when they shouldn’t have, and the PM is most likely going to pay the price with his job.

It’s actually quite reassuring.

You have quite low standards! Being slightly better than the USA isn't something to be proud of.

It's taken a lot of shit to get to this point.

[Circa1892]

I see Rees-Mogg is trying to calm the whole situation down. Civil servants’ heads should roll, and the PM should keep his job as “Politicians are subject to elections, Civil servants are subject to HR. HR does not apply to ministers as they have to retain the confidence to the British People.”

https://twitter.com/kateferguson4/status/1481323556906717186?s=21

Presumably he’s never heard of the ministerial code?  Ridiculous man.

Also called Douglas Ross, the leader of the Scottish Conservative leader “not a big figure in the Conservative party”. Like I said, calming the whole situation down. 

He’s the worst of the fucking bunch. Don’t know how civil servants in his team can carry on working with him.

[TepidT2O]

You have quite low standards! Being slightly better than the USA isn't something to be proud of.

It's taken a lot of shit to get to this point.

No no.. massively better.  And whilst it’s taken a lot of shit to get to this point, this is a peculiarly British way to go out.

And almost all conservative prime ministers end up resigning, which goes under the radar.

[Elmo!]

No no.. massively better.  And whilst it’s taken a lot of shit to get to this point, this is a peculiarly British way to go out.

And almost all conservative prime ministers end up resigning, which goes under the radar.

I genuinely can't understand how you can look at all this, and come to the conclusion it is reassuring.

[shy_talk]

There’s something refreshing about standards in British society here.

In America, the president openly courted armed insurrection to keep his job….and nothing happened


Here? Someone had a drinks party when they shouldn’t have, and the PM is most likely going to pay the price with his job.

It’s actually quite reassuring.

That's just it though, Billions squandered and/or siphoned off to unknown whoevers (whats Harry Redknapps dog doing currently?)
Dominic Cummings
Matt Hancock
A test and trace app that hasn't been seen let alone rolled out
Trying to change the rules mid game to get his pal off the hook regards a job on the side (the 'natural justice' fiasco - a la evasion vs avoidance)
How many kids have you got Boris and have they all had the MMR jab mate?
Who's decorating number 10 this week and who's paying? PS whats in the pipeline for them?

That a handful of spivs and thieves having turned up for a glass of wine being the fulcrum that potentially ousts this lobotomized-honey-monster only shows the great British public in a quite pathetic light.

All the people victimized by the police farce for covid related indiscretions should club together and bring a joint prosecution.

[TepidT2O]

I genuinely can't understand how you can look at all this, and come to the conclusion it is reassuring.

Relative to the US that is.

[Sudden Death Draft Loser]

That a handful of spivs and thieves having turned up for a glass of wine being the fulcrum that potentially ousts this lobotomized-honey-monster only shows the great British public in a quite pathetic light.

Correct.

They voted him in.

[Passmaster Molby]

How is this cretin still in charge? Proven liar who needs removing from power immediately. Ed Davey was right, he is a threat to the health and well-being of the people of this nation.

[lobsterboy]

Correct.

They voted him in.

To be fair it was mainly the English. Scotland voted SNP and Wales were Labour.
The english love getting shafted and sneered at by posh public school twats. Fuck knows why.

[Andy @ Allerton!]

Was it a garden party political broadcast?

Did he know he was in it?

[lobsterboy]

That's just it though, Billions squandered and/or siphoned off to unknown whoevers (whats Harry Redknapps dog doing currently?)
Dominic Cummings
Matt Hancock
A test and trace app that hasn't been seen let alone rolled out   and the Tory Lord put in place as a corruption czar also happens to be married to the woman responsible for the 38 billlion failure
Trying to change the rules mid game to get his pal off the hook regards a job on the side (the 'natural justice' fiasco - a la evasion vs avoidance)
How many kids have you got Boris and have they all had the MMR jab mate?
Who's decorating number 10 this week and who's paying? PS whats in the pipeline for them?

That a handful of spivs and thieves having turned up for a glass of wine being the fulcrum that potentially ousts this lobotomized-honey-monster only shows the great British public in a quite pathetic light.

All the people victimized by the police farce for covid related indiscretions should club together and bring a joint prosecution.

[Andy @ Allerton!]

She just needs to do her job with integrity and honesty. Like she is paid to do by the British people.
I know this is an alien concept in Downing Street but for fucks sake the shifty prick is bang to right this time.

She just needs to do her job with integrity and honesty.

[Commie Bobbie]

He broke the law.

Resign Dickhead. 

[Andy @ Allerton!]

He broke the law.

Resign Dickhead. 

I'm sorry, but that idea only belongs to a competent Government voted in by a competent electorate.

The British public are as thick as pigshit and fully deserve the shit that are in power.

[Keith Lard]

How is this cretin still in charge? Proven liar who needs removing from power immediately. Ed Davey was right, he is a threat to the health and well-being of the people of this nation.

It really says something about the state of Britain that this utter turd of a human being is running the country. The way he uses pompous language and buffoonery to slime his way out of his situations makes me sick. The way so many fall for it makes me even sicker. Unfortunately, politics is just fundamentally broken in this country. Root and branch, it needs review because the current system is just not fit for purpose anymore. As Ricky Gervais says, when will "going to Eton" stop being the main criteria for leading the nation? And what will it take to attract the genuinely brightest minds and people of highest integrity to make decisions on behalf of the public?