Topic: Stevo7's Gävle Goat Watch, ft. 2023's Bird Watcher, Barneys Daughter

[bryanod]

Is the new location going to make it more difficult for long-term planners, or maybe the guards will get caught out as new angles of attack.....looks quite wide pedestrian areas, a drone might not be too difficult for example 

[Nobby Reserve]

a drone might not be too difficult for example 

I've always thought a drone attack (it'd only have to carry a candle  ) would be a great way. Certainly spectacular. 

[24/7]

Drones are recon devices from the Mother Ship. 

[TepidT2O]

Drones are recon devices from the Mother Ship. 

and if unsuccessful would mean an attack by means other than fire which is unsuccessful…

Sweet!

[djphal]

and if unsuccessful would mean an attack by means other than fire which is unsuccessful…

Sweet!

It would... Unless someone tried again and burnt him to the ground

[TepidT2O]

It would... Unless someone tried again and burnt him to the ground

By the terms of the wording, I would have won.  And I would have own first, so fuck the rest of you lot! 

Bring on the aliens I say.

[24/7]

By the terms of the wording, I would have won.  And I would have own first, so fuck the rest of you lot! 

Bring on the aliens I say.

When said aliens take Gavin back to the Mother Ship, that victory is mine, ALL MINE!

[So… Howard Philips]

As my ship has sailed I decided to relieve my disappointment by going to watch “The Banshees of Inisheren” at FACT.

And guess what, there were fucking goats in it. Just to rub it in.

[24/7]

As my ship has sailed I decided to relieve my disappointment by going to watch “The Banshees of Inisheren” at FACT.

And guess what, there were fucking goats in it. Just to rub it in.

Was Efes the support act?

[So… Howard Philips]

Was Efes the support act?

Well there was a miniature pony in it but he didn’t have his lad on display so not too sure.

[liversaint]

A note to the arsonists of Gavle.

The 6th is the day to send the goat to the fiery hell he richly deserves.

[Samie]

On Boxing Day...

[redbyrdz]

A note to the arsonists of Gavle.

The 6th is the day to send the goat to the fiery hell he richly deserves.

Don't get your hopes up, they're all slackers. Should have had the job done on Sunday!

[liversaint]

Don't get your hopes up, they're all slackers. Should have had the job done on Sunday!

Yep, useless bastards. They had one job.

[djphal]

On to the 8th!

[CraigDS]

[Anthony]

As my ship has sailed I decided to relieve my disappointment by going to watch “The Banshees of Inisheren” at FACT.

And guess what, there were fucking goats in it. Just to rub it in.

That was the most depressing episode of Father Ted I've ever seen...

[djphal]

The Goat burns before the 1st - djphal (aka Goatse)
01. tubby
02. So...Howard Phillips
03. KillieRed
04. redbyrdz
05. Elzar
06. Liversaint
07.Qston
08. Lady_Brandybuck
09. Flashman
10. smithng
11. Nobby Reserve
12. El Lobo
13. bryanod
14. John C
15. Eternalsungod (would be a nice thing for my kids birthday that)
16. smithy
17. PaulF (cos he's too lazy to copy and paste it himself   )
18. duvva
19. Rhi
20. electricghost
21. Daniel Cabbaggio
22. Chakan
23. Millie
24. Elmo!
25. Barneylfc
26. Samie
27. Musketeer Gripweed
28. Red-Soldier
29. Ray K
30. .adam
31. Tinner777

The Goat burns/is destroyed after the 31st Dec -
The Goat Lives (without attack) - CraigDS
The Goat survives attack with minor burns - Buggy Eyes Alfredo
The Goat is destroyed be means other than fire or stolen/abducted by aliens - 24*7
The Goat survives an attack that doesn't include fire - Tepid T2O
Goat drowns in the Channel while trying to escape persecution. - Dr. Beaker
The Goat is removed for its own safety after a former British PM is viewed on the live stream, atop a ladder, shagging Gävle Goat. Claims he "thought it was a pig." - Jiminy Cricket
Gavin got unexpectedly dismantled on the 29th and shipped to China - Kellan

[PaulF]

It burns in ten days .

[duvva 💅]

It burns in ten days .

You miscounted by a day

[liversaint]

A disappointing lack of arson so far

[bryanod]

A disappointing lack of arson so far

VERY!!!

[So… Howard Philips]

A disappointing lack of arson so far

If we can’t have arson can we have some pyromania?

[djphal]

Popped up on my facebook today,10 years to the day he burnt to the ground!


The Goat burns before the 1st - djphal (aka Goatse)
01. tubby
02. So...Howard Phillips
03. KillieRed
04. redbyrdz
05. Elzar
06. Liversaint
07.Qston
08. Lady_Brandybuck
09. Flashman
10. smithng
11. Nobby Reserve
12. El Lobo
13. bryanod
14. John C
15. Eternalsungod (would be a nice thing for my kids birthday that)
16. smithy
17. PaulF (cos he's too lazy to copy and paste it himself   )
18. duvva
19. Rhi
20. electricghost
21. Daniel Cabbaggio
22. Chakan
23. Millie
24. Elmo!
25. Barneylfc
26. Samie
27. Musketeer Gripweed
28. Red-Soldier
29. Ray K
30. .adam
31. Tinner777

The Goat burns/is destroyed after the 31st Dec -
The Goat Lives (without attack) - CraigDS
The Goat survives attack with minor burns - Buggy Eyes Alfredo
The Goat is destroyed be means other than fire or stolen/abducted by aliens - 24*7
The Goat survives an attack that doesn't include fire - Tepid T2O
Goat drowns in the Channel while trying to escape persecution. - Dr. Beaker
The Goat is removed for its own safety after a former British PM is viewed on the live stream, atop a ladder, shagging Gävle Goat. Claims he "thought it was a pig." - Jiminy Cricket
Gavin got unexpectedly dismantled on the 29th and shipped to China - Kellan

:'(

[Barneylfc∗]

People are struggling to afford the petrol to set him on fire I guess.

[CraigDS]

Another day closer to victory 

[John C]

That straw bastard better incinerate today

[Elmo!]

10 day countdown starts today

[PaulF]

Can kellan possibly win. If it is dismantled and shipped to China on the 29th, then it's not unexpected.

[Samie]

10 day countdown starts today

You mean in 12 Days...

[TepidT2O]

https://www.visitgavle.se/en/gavlebocken

[djphal]

John C becomes the latest to leave the competition

Craigds currently the hot favorite

The Goat burns before the 1st - djphal (aka Goatse)
01. tubby
02. So...Howard Phillips
03. KillieRed
04. redbyrdz
05. Elzar
06. Liversaint
07.Qston
08. Lady_Brandybuck
09. Flashman
10. smithng
11. Nobby Reserve
12. El Lobo
13. bryanod
14. John C
15. Eternalsungod (would be a nice thing for my kids birthday that)
16. smithy
17. PaulF (cos he's too lazy to copy and paste it himself   )
18. duvva
19. Rhi
20. electricghost
21. Daniel Cabbaggio
22. Chakan
23. Millie
24. Elmo!
25. Barneylfc
26. Samie
27. Musketeer Gripweed
28. Red-Soldier
29. Ray K
30. .adam
31. Tinner777

The Goat burns/is destroyed after the 31st Dec -
The Goat Lives (without attack) - CraigDS
The Goat survives attack with minor burns - Buggy Eyes Alfredo
The Goat is destroyed be means other than fire or stolen/abducted by aliens - 24*7
The Goat survives an attack that doesn't include fire - Tepid T2O
Goat drowns in the Channel while trying to escape persecution. - Dr. Beaker
The Goat is removed for its own safety after a former British PM is viewed on the live stream, atop a ladder, shagging Gävle Goat. Claims he "thought it was a pig." - Jiminy Cricket
Gavin got unexpectedly dismantled on the 29th and shipped to China - Kellan

[John C]

Can you email me a complaints form to appeal about my elimination from the competition please.

[Barneylfc∗]

Craigds currently the hot favorite

The Goat Lives (without attack) - CraigDS

Let's be honest. If the goat lives without attack then there are no winners.

[djphal]

Can you email me a complaints form to appeal about my elimination from the competition please.

Pop it in my Pigeon hole!

https://youtu.be/y5-9EGxMSo0?t=54

[duvva 💅]

Disappointing lack of fire so far today.

Do they usually have a sentry posted a yard away?

[Sangria]

Disappointing lack of fire so far today.

Do they usually have a sentry posted a yard away?

Is he carrying that blowtorch to warn off would-be arsonists?

[Rhi]

Excited for tomorrow!

[PaulF]

Can't believe he's not burnt already. Good luck Rhi.

[John C]

Excited for tomorrow!

Is Messi burning his robe, oooh I can't wait