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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48400 on: September 16, 2018, 07:35:53 pm »
That's the Chiefs defense we suspected before the season started. They'll need to score 30 pts plus to beat the good teams.

They started off alright.

That last TD possibly shouldn't have counted either really. A half of 2 quarters that, to bastardise a common phrase!

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48401 on: September 16, 2018, 07:39:18 pm »
They started off alright.

That last TD possibly shouldn't have counted either really. A half of 2 quarters that, to bastardise a common phrase!
Only if listening to Dan doesn't know the fucking rule fouts.

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48402 on: September 16, 2018, 07:39:39 pm »
They started off alright.

That last TD possibly shouldn't have counted either really. A half of 2 quarters that, to bastardise a common phrase!

Seemed reasonable, he was level with the line, but the ball was slightly further back than that, so it was still a valid score.

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48403 on: September 16, 2018, 07:41:05 pm »
Only if listening to Dan doesn't know the fucking rule fouts.

Jets being jets is great fun for dolphins :D

did amuse me when he mentioned the steelers being good going for 2. I always thought they were shit at it despite seeming to go for it a lot.

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48404 on: September 16, 2018, 07:47:44 pm »
the bills and browns have both just scored TDs at the same time. the world must be ending.

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48405 on: September 16, 2018, 07:50:10 pm »
The lack of points in New Orleans is gonna cripple my bets

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48406 on: September 16, 2018, 07:51:47 pm »
Browns bizarre dominance over the Saints continues (4-1 since 1999). Also I think that is the fourth PAT missed today

That's the Chiefs defense we suspected before the season started. They'll need to score 30 pts plus to beat the good teams.

Which was something everyone was forgetting about when raving about Mahomes. Chargers had 500+ yards in that game

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48407 on: September 16, 2018, 07:52:34 pm »
Panthers defense is all over the place

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48408 on: September 16, 2018, 07:55:42 pm »
Vikings offence hasn't turned up at all today. Very frustrating.
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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48409 on: September 16, 2018, 08:08:56 pm »
The Browns kicker will be lucky to be in a job next week
However if something serious happens to them I will eat my own cock.


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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48410 on: September 16, 2018, 08:10:15 pm »
Wow I think even I could have read and caught that interception from Rothlesberger. Let off big time

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48411 on: September 16, 2018, 08:10:29 pm »
Vikings offence hasn't turned up at all today. Very frustrating.

Our defence has stepped up considerably this year I think. Secondary at least isn't the joke it was for the past few years.
So bloody what? If you watch football to be absolutely miserable then go watch cricket.

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48412 on: September 16, 2018, 08:11:36 pm »
Great comeback from Pitt
However if something serious happens to them I will eat my own cock.


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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48413 on: September 16, 2018, 08:12:51 pm »
It’s like the panthers defense have never seen a side step before

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48414 on: September 16, 2018, 08:13:19 pm »
The Browns kicker will be lucky to be in a job next week

Dan Bailey hasn't been picked up after Dallas cut him, has he?
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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48415 on: September 16, 2018, 08:15:51 pm »
Dan Bailey hasn't been picked up after Dallas cut him, has he?
don't believe so no
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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48416 on: September 16, 2018, 08:24:45 pm »
5 TDs for Mahomes. Fantasy move of the week for me :D

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48417 on: September 16, 2018, 08:26:41 pm »
The Browns kicker will be lucky to be in a job next week
Soon as that happened I predicted a 13-12 defeat; it is the Browns' way.

They seem like a half decent outfit this season. If they can win here, they may pick up 5 or 6 wins over the season you know.

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48418 on: September 16, 2018, 08:35:39 pm »
Browns last week: In field goal range with time running out. Let's throw an interception.

Browns this week. Let's be safe and if nothing else make the Saints drive a few yards to get a field goal. Let's gift them a TD instead.

The Everton of the NFL.

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48419 on: September 16, 2018, 08:35:51 pm »
Panthers defense is constantly letting the team down, worst I’ve seen them play in ages.

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48420 on: September 16, 2018, 08:39:41 pm »
Wow, 75 yard bomb from Cousins to Diggs, and lead down to 2.

Your new football overlord has thrown for another TD in Pitt.
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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48421 on: September 16, 2018, 08:40:14 pm »
Wow, 75 yard bomb from Cousins to Diggs, and lead down to 2.

Your new football overlord has thrown for another TD in Pitt.

O Lord Jesus Hallelujah, praise the Mahomes  8)

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48422 on: September 16, 2018, 08:40:31 pm »
This is why the Chiefs were only too willing to trade Smith. Mahomes has more talent in his little toe.

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48423 on: September 16, 2018, 08:43:14 pm »
Browns last week: In field goal range with time running out. Let's throw an interception.

Browns this week. Let's be safe and if nothing else make the Saints drive a few yards to get a field goal. Let's gift them a TD instead.

The Everton of the NFL.

harsh on the poor browns that. though everton winning 1 game in 2 years would be fucking hilarious.

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48424 on: September 16, 2018, 08:45:02 pm »
Panther receivers are giving the defense a run for worst players today.

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48425 on: September 16, 2018, 08:45:21 pm »
Great comeback from Pitt

Its easy when you get away with obvious holding on every other play.

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48426 on: September 16, 2018, 08:46:24 pm »
Ohmigod what just happened in New Orleans??!!!
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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48427 on: September 16, 2018, 08:46:32 pm »
Go ed Browns!!!!!

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48428 on: September 16, 2018, 08:46:34 pm »
Browns win!!!! No he misses the extra point. Hahaha
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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48429 on: September 16, 2018, 08:46:52 pm »
Ohmigod what just happened in New Orleans??!!!
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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48430 on: September 16, 2018, 08:46:53 pm »
browns with a 47 yard bomb TD on 4th down.

the PAT is missed again though. wow.

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48431 on: September 16, 2018, 08:47:32 pm »
HAHAHAHAH fuck sake

Not a browns fan or anything but desperate to see them win.
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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48432 on: September 16, 2018, 08:47:59 pm »
browns with a 47 yard bomb TD on 4th down.

the PAT is missed again though. wow.
That kicker is worse than Pickford  :wanker :wanker :wanker

I don't even support Cleveland and they're pissing me off!

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48433 on: September 16, 2018, 08:48:40 pm »
Browns win!!!! No he misses the extra point. Hahaha
I was just about to say "This is the Browns, don't make any assumptions."

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48434 on: September 16, 2018, 08:50:34 pm »
Poor Cleveland fans, first bron goes and now they can’t get easy wins

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48435 on: September 16, 2018, 08:51:11 pm »
Safe to say we won't ever be seeing this kicker in the NFL again!

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48436 on: September 16, 2018, 08:51:32 pm »
again, to be fair to the browns they've won 1 game in 2 years and they've started their season against the #2 ranked team in the conference and away at the saints.

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48437 on: September 16, 2018, 08:51:56 pm »
The Browns should seriously consider some sort of biblical sacrifice this week. I mean, apart from his family, would the kicker be *that* missed if he was burnt in a Wicker Man-style sacrifice?
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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48438 on: September 16, 2018, 08:53:09 pm »
Peak Browns
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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #48439 on: September 16, 2018, 08:53:40 pm »
again, to be fair to the browns they've won 1 game in 2 years and they've started their season against the #2 ranked team in the conference and away at the saints.
True but any other team in the NFL would have one won of them given the way they panned out. The Browns have a deeply ingrained loser's mentality which is clear to see in all their fuck ups.