And another parasite getting married, costing the taxpayer upwards of £2m in security, plus another quarter-million to clean-up the mess.
No figure has been given for the cost of driving the homeless off the streets of Windsor so the happy couple and charming guests don't need to look at - or smell - the detritus of modern society on their way to the ceremony and wedding feast of roast swan and sautéed fox, washed down with the blood of penniless oiks.