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Re: The 'Royal' Wedding
« Reply #160 on: May 20, 2018, 10:16:05 am »
What's this about people giving them two years? They seem alright for each other, or have I missed a certain detail?

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Re: The 'Royal' Wedding
« Reply #161 on: May 20, 2018, 10:37:01 am »
;D

He was fuckin boss wasn’t he, stole the show.


haha Only really saw that bit but yeah was good.Was funny seeing all the chuckling ;D

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Re: The 'Royal' Wedding
« Reply #162 on: May 20, 2018, 03:19:35 pm »
Serous question here.    I’ve read the queen gets her income off the crown estate.    Where did the assets of the crown estate actually done from?

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Re: The 'Royal' Wedding
« Reply #163 on: May 20, 2018, 03:21:24 pm »
Serous question here.    I’ve read the queen gets her income off the crown estate.    Where did the assets of the crown estate actually done from?

Generations of thievery.
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Re: The 'Royal' Wedding
« Reply #164 on: May 20, 2018, 03:29:02 pm »
Generations of thievery.

That’s my thought but wanted some facts before I get into an argument about it with this royal
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Re: The 'Royal' Wedding
« Reply #165 on: May 20, 2018, 05:06:45 pm »
Thought she looked lovely in her dress.

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Re: The 'Royal' Wedding
« Reply #166 on: May 23, 2018, 01:51:00 pm »
Serous question here.    I’ve read the queen gets her income off the crown estate.    Where did the assets of the crown estate actually done from?

Generations of murder, thieving, conquests and exploitation both here and abroad.
Arms, slavery, opium, religion - you name it they've profited from it.

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Re: The 'Royal' Wedding
« Reply #167 on: May 23, 2018, 04:31:20 pm »
Serous question here.    I’ve read the queen gets her income off the crown estate.    Where did the assets of the crown estate actually done from?

The Duchy of Cornwall was established in 1337 by Edward III as an endowment for his son the Black Prince and makes Charles the largest private landowner in the UK. The lands and revenues belong to the male heir to the crown and revert to the sovereign when there is no male heir. It is about 135,000 acres in size, with land spreading from Scilly through Cornwall, Devon, Dorset, Gloucestershire and ends in Warrington., it was worth around £645 million in 2009, doesn't pay corporation tax and doesn't have to tell anyone what it earns. There is no way one man gained that much land without stealing it.
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Re: The 'Royal' Wedding
« Reply #168 on: October 10, 2018, 11:13:41 am »
And another parasite getting married, costing the taxpayer upwards of £2m in security, plus another quarter-million to clean-up the mess.

No figure has been given for the cost of driving the homeless off the streets of Windsor so the happy couple and charming guests don't need to look at - or smell - the detritus of modern society on their way to the ceremony and wedding feast of roast swan and sautéed fox, washed down with the blood of penniless oiks.
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Re: The 'Royal' Wedding
« Reply #169 on: October 10, 2018, 11:21:30 am »


I'm hoping that huge crowds of people will turn up and line the streets while wearing stupid fascinators on their heads, I'm suprised some newspapers haven't thought of a giveaway of a paper or cardboard one for that day.....here's hoping the Mirror does one. The best way is often to simply take the piss so I'd like to see everyone lining the streets of Windsor wearing a cock and bollocks one. Imagine the world wide coverage.

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Re: The 'Royal' Wedding
« Reply #170 on: October 10, 2018, 02:54:31 pm »
They're having a 'plastic-free' wedding.

Fucking hell, that's going to trim the guest list then. But those who do attend will be pleased they don't have to eat their scran with plastic cutlery.

https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/princess-eugenie-wedding-royal-plastic-free-jack-brooksbank-a8474811.html
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Re: The 'Royal' Wedding
« Reply #171 on: October 10, 2018, 03:33:35 pm »
They're having a 'plastic-free' wedding.

Fucking hell, that's going to trim the guest list then. But those who do attend will be pleased they don't have to eat their scran with plastic cutlery.

https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/princess-eugenie-wedding-royal-plastic-free-jack-brooksbank-a8474811.html
So the Plastic Royals are banning plastic from their wedding, I wonder if the guests will be jetting in or using their Chelsea tractors to attend the overpriced pointless event! :(
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Re: The 'Royal' Wedding
« Reply #172 on: October 15, 2018, 09:12:32 am »
I see they are expecting their first baby.

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Re: The 'Royal' Wedding
« Reply #173 on: October 15, 2018, 11:14:27 am »
I see they are expecting their first baby.
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Re: The 'Royal' Wedding
« Reply #174 on: October 15, 2018, 11:16:56 am »
The Duchy of Cornwall was established in 1337 by Edward III as an endowment for his son the Black Prince and makes Charles the largest private landowner in the UK. The lands and revenues belong to the male heir to the crown and revert to the sovereign when there is no male heir. It is about 135,000 acres in size, with land spreading from Scilly through Cornwall, Devon, Dorset, Gloucestershire and ends in Warrington., it was worth around £645 million in 2009, doesn't pay corporation tax and doesn't have to tell anyone what it earns. There is no way one man gained that much land without stealing it.

Didn`t do much for Anglo French relations either. He was deffo a brexit voter and his negotiating 'technique' would probably be endorsed by some rabid tories
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