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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60920 on: May 22, 2018, 12:36:47 pm »
It is almost like they had no clue who they intended to get when they sacked Martinez, Red Ron Fat Sam.


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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60921 on: May 22, 2018, 12:38:46 pm »
Clubs that get themselves relegated are often the poorest and worst resourced in the league. But occasionally it is because of mismanagement and poor decision-making over a long period of time. It's too early to call, but Everton are on a slippery slope right now. The 'jam tomorrow' philosophy of waiting for a better day to come is very dangerous. Changing managers at the rate they are doing and throwing money around like confetti is a recipe for disaster.

This is the worst state I can remember Everton being in aside from their brief flirtation with relegation in the 90s. The difference with the 90s is that now there is a growing gap between the top few and the rest. The more they balls up the more they will fall back and back and back.

And back in the 90's there was quite a difference in financial clout between "the rest". Nowadays even promoted sides have access to significant funds to compete with the likes of Everton.
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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60922 on: May 22, 2018, 01:41:40 pm »
Turn 5 of Everton's wins into losses and they would be in the relegation places. That is within the realms of a bad season swing. All of the clubs from them down could easily get sucked into a relegation battle. How much does it take to make the Goodison crowd turn on the players?

If they get sucked into a relegation battle, they may not get out.

Moyes may be the man for them. He made not worrying about relegation look far easier than any of the subsequent managers.

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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60923 on: May 22, 2018, 01:43:25 pm »
Now, if someone could make it say.. Dad, I think we need to boo again...

More likely...Dad, please don't use me as an offensive weapon.

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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60924 on: May 22, 2018, 02:17:50 pm »
And back in the 90's there was quite a difference in financial clout between "the rest". Nowadays even promoted sides have access to significant funds to compete with the likes of Everton.
Very true

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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60925 on: May 22, 2018, 02:31:58 pm »

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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60926 on: May 22, 2018, 02:36:37 pm »
Not sure how Arteta being turned down by Arsenal propels an inexperienced assistant into a proven EPL manager who can take a struggling side with an ageing squad into the Champions League.

His only qualification seems to be he played for Everton.

He is the type they will end up with though as anyone with true pedigree and experience will have half a dozen better jobs to choose from.

Basically Kenwright is looking back through previous squad lists looking for the "legend" who can lead them into the promised land.

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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60927 on: May 22, 2018, 03:11:01 pm »
They're Everton so this is far more likely.


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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60928 on: May 22, 2018, 04:41:56 pm »
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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60929 on: May 22, 2018, 05:43:29 pm »
This will be the first Silva seen at Goodison Park for 23 years.

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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60930 on: May 22, 2018, 06:41:06 pm »
Hang on....


Silva was sacked by Watford but Everton still have to pay compo??? How the hell did they manage that?

Still paying for Bobby Brown Shows, Ronald Koeman, Fat Sam and now paying for a sacked manager?

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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60931 on: May 22, 2018, 06:47:26 pm »
This will be the first Silva seen at Goodison Park for 23 years.
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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60932 on: May 22, 2018, 06:50:05 pm »
This will be the first Silva seen at Goodison Park for 23 years.

Nicely done! ;D

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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60933 on: May 22, 2018, 06:50:36 pm »
Hang on....


Silva was sacked by Watford but Everton still have to pay compo??? How the hell did they manage that?

Still paying for Bobby Brown Shows, Ronald Koeman, Fat Sam and now paying for a sacked manager?

:lmao

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They made his position untenable with an illegal approach. Thus they owe compensation.

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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60934 on: May 22, 2018, 06:54:10 pm »
They made his position untenable with an illegal approach. Thus they owe compensation.

Plus, Watford's performances dropped off a cliff after their approach.
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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60935 on: May 22, 2018, 06:59:02 pm »
So how does this appointment work then? If he improves them in any way then he’s shown that he’ll be off like a shot the moment anything remotely bigger comes along. And there’s quite a lot that he’ll consider to be bigger than Everton.

If he doesn’t improve them then he’ll be out on his ear Oct/Nov 2019 at the latest.

He’s managed about 150 games, in total, at his last four clubs. “Long term appointment” indeed.

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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60936 on: May 22, 2018, 07:13:51 pm »
They made his position untenable with an illegal approach. Thus they owe compensation.
Poaching without poaching??
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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60937 on: May 22, 2018, 07:15:01 pm »
Looks like they have their Saturday night sorted out already.

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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60938 on: May 22, 2018, 07:32:48 pm »
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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60939 on: May 22, 2018, 07:44:28 pm »
Looks like they have their Saturday night sorted out already.
that explains why you can’t get a hotel anywhere near town that night

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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60940 on: May 22, 2018, 08:14:52 pm »
This will be the first Silva seen at Goodison Park for 23 years.
Ha!  ;D

Looks like they have their Saturday night sorted out already.
Sad bastards  :lmao

that explains why you can’t get a hotel anywhere near *town that night
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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60941 on: May 22, 2018, 09:32:07 pm »
Surely there cant be a punishment for Everton approaching Silva? Itd be like purple aki making a pass at Margot Robbie.
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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60942 on: May 22, 2018, 09:40:51 pm »
See loads of them are bailing out of the city for the weekend,beat Madrid and there is a good chance they wont come back.

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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60943 on: May 22, 2018, 10:28:20 pm »
that explains why you can’t get a hotel anywhere near town that night
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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60944 on: May 22, 2018, 10:45:33 pm »
Apparently all coming back from Lille especially for it.
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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60945 on: May 22, 2018, 11:02:35 pm »
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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60946 on: May 23, 2018, 12:15:05 am »
Looks like they have their Saturday night sorted out already.
That cannot be real. Surely? Not even that shower are that sad, are they?  :o

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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60947 on: May 23, 2018, 12:17:08 am »
Hang on....


Silva was sacked by Watford but Everton still have to pay compo??? How the hell did they manage that?

Still paying for Bobby Brown Shows, Ronald Koeman, Fat Sam and now paying for a sacked manager?

:lmao

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Just as well they have £1.3 Billion in the bank to cover the cost.
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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60948 on: May 23, 2018, 12:35:42 am »
Just as well they have £1.3 Billion in the bank to cover the cost.

900 million or so, Everton have wiped a quarter of his fortune off.
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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60949 on: May 23, 2018, 12:43:09 am »
900 million or so, Everton have wiped a quarter of his fortune off.

No longer a billionaire?  Paupers.
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« Reply #60950 on: May 23, 2018, 12:44:19 am »
900 million or so, Everton have wiped a quarter of his fortune off.
Well, once Everton touch you...
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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60951 on: May 23, 2018, 12:46:18 am »
Well, once Everton touch you...

He’s probably had to pay the rent arrears from 1892.
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« Reply #60952 on: May 23, 2018, 12:48:29 am »
He’s probably had to pay the rent arrears from 1892.
;D
Imagine if the fuckers had actually paid up, though. Everton would now be in their 8th European Cup Final... and we'd all be supporting them.  :o
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« Reply #60953 on: May 23, 2018, 12:52:44 am »
;D
Imagine if the fuckers had actually paid up, though. Everton would now be in their 8th European Cup Final... and we'd all be supporting them.  :o

That is actually how Everton logic works. “If only County Road was in Madrid, we’d have more European Cups than the redshite.”
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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60954 on: May 23, 2018, 12:55:25 am »
Just found this piss take about Everton's sleeve sponsors from the same ones who done the piss take, that getting a ticket for a Stoke match so he can see them relegated.. https://mobile.twitter.com/paddypower/status/909826409090174978/video/1

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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60955 on: May 23, 2018, 12:57:17 am »
Just found this piss take about Everton's sleeve sponsors from the same ones who done the piss take, that getting a ticket for a Stoke match so he can see them relegated.. https://mobile.twitter.com/paddypower/status/909826409090174978/video/1

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« Reply #60956 on: May 23, 2018, 01:07:25 am »
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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60957 on: May 23, 2018, 03:13:41 am »
See loads of them are bailing out of the city for the weekend,beat Madrid and there is a good chance they wont come back.

We should ask them is there any chance they can put their gaffe's on Airbnb.
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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60959 on: May 23, 2018, 08:29:07 am »
This is a belter  ;D

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