Topic: Colin Wanker

[MrGrumpy]

Colin always has been and always will be an utter cock.

[only6times]

Courtesy of Peter Evo "he's defo breaking those teeth in for his dog!"

[Mr Dilkington]

Just seen his interview on SSN.

He stands there and has a go at a young referee for a good minute or so, then at the end of this rant he has the hard neck to turn round and say "It's not the ref i want to be talking about, he just wants the spotlight, and that's not how it should be, we're not talking about the performance of my team which i thought were terrific".

What's that Neil? You don't want to talk about the ref? You reckon he just wants to be in the spotlight? Solution - Talk about the referee in your post match interview and give him more attention.

The man is a fucking moron.

Another thing, how can Dermot Gallacher sit on SSN with a straight face and say that the penalty Michael Oliver gave Villa wasn't actually a pen? Huh? From where i was sitting Agbonlahor had a clear back post run on Armand Traore only to be halted because the defender pulled his shirt for a good couple of seconds. How in the name of fuck is that not a penalty? It's clearly giving the defending team a huge advantage if any kind of shirt pull isn't a penalty. If Agbonlahor had gone down straight away, would that have made it more of a penalty? So i'm sat there waiting to here Dermot's explanation as to why it wasn't a penalty, and what he's come up with is 'It's just one of those things that happens in football?' Oh i see! Just one of those things is it? Well that explains it then, it's just one of those things that happens in football! That makes total sense Dermot and doesn't seem unfair whatsoever.

[Grobbelrevell]

What is it with English managers?

Harry Redknapp
Roy Hodgson
Colin Wanker
Sam Allardyce

All have three things in common:

1) Were born complete, hypocritical arseholes.
2) Were also clearly born with mouths three seconds ahead of their brains.
3) Have been afforded hugely un-warranted reputations by the clearly in no way shape or form xenophobic media, despite offering records described as 'average' at the very best.

I really can't stand any of them.

[Hank Scorpio]

But you can understand from QPR's point of view how they would find the decision harsh?  Shirt pulling is the norm in the penalty area.

[Grobbelrevell]

Courtesy of Peter Evo "he's defo breaking those teeth in for his dog!"

I noticed them king-sized falseys of his last week. Comedy teeth, them.

I reckon he found them in QPR's lost property.

[Mr Dilkington]

But you can understand from QPR's point of view how they would find the decision harsh?  Shirt pulling is the norm in the penalty area.

Well it shouldn't be.

I'd be slightly more inclined to feel some sympathy with QPR if it was from a corner, because everyone does it, but i'm sorry, when a forward player has a clear run to the ball and his run is in any way halted by the defending team, then it's a penalty.

[deadlybuzz]

Colin needs to be maimed for half of the crap he comes out with.

[arnaldo]

fantastic man management calling one of your own players a disgrace to millions of people in the media. great manager!!

[only6times]

What is it with English managers?

Harry Redknapp
Roy Hodgson
Colin Wanker
Sam Allardyce

All have three things in common:

1) Were born complete, hypocritical arseholes.
2) Were also clearly born with mouths three seconds ahead of their brains.
3) Have been afforded hugely un-warranted reputations by the clearly in no way shape or form xenophobic media, despite offering records described as 'average' at the very best.

I really can't stand any of them.

You forgot their good looks too.

[Crosby Nick]

Just seen his interview on SSN.

His comments on the ref are to be expected though given his previous form. His comments on Traore are worse in my opinion. Surely that's the sort of stuff you keep behind closed doors while defending him in public. What a way to get an on loan player feeling part of the team. His confidence is going to be sky high after that.

[HoinkDoink]

He's just an idiot

[only6times]

His comments on the ref are to be expected though given his previous form. His comments on Traore are worse in my opinion. Surely that's the sort of stuff you keep behind closed doors while defending him in public. What a way to get an on loan player feeling part of the team. His confidence is going to be sky high after that.

He  bought him for £2 or 3 million.

[WelshMike]

What is it with English managers?

Harry Redknapp
Roy Hodgson
Colin Wanker
Sam Allardyce

All have three things in common:

1) Were born complete, hypocritical arseholes.
2) Were also clearly born with mouths three seconds ahead of their brains.
3) Have been afforded hugely un-warranted reputations by the clearly in no way shape or form xenophobic media, despite offering records described as 'average' at the very best.

I really can't stand any of them.

Was going to say this myself. The top three in particular have been slagging off their own players left, right and centre over the past few weeks and months (well, last year for Hodgson with us). Why can't they take some responsibility? You'd think that they'd have some sense and maturity by the age of 60 but apparently not. Always looking to blame others, particularly foreigners if they can. Can't wait until Redknapp gets the England job. Hopefully Hodgson or Warnock succeed him - it would be amazing.

[RichardM]

I cannot believe what he's said about Armand Traore. What kind of manager slates his OWN player on national TV like that? He's 21 for Christs sake!

[Red Beret]

Colin is a cock muncher of the highest order.  He's a hypocritical, spot light loving bell end who does nothing but foist the blame for his team's failings elsewhere.  He's a complete tit who spews nothing but bile and makes ORN on a bad day look amenable.  The man has absolutely no class at all and is a dinosaur in the modern game.

But I don't want to talk about Warnock.  I want to focus on QPR's performance... 

[amir87]

Disgraceful comment about Traore but not really surprising.

He just always come across bitter and miserable. I bet he even hates the smell of his own farts.

[RossoBianchi]

What a twat he is. In any case, Traore could easily have been sent off for the penalty incident; Agbonlahor scores there if he isn't tugged.

[Cpt_Reina]

Hook nosed twat.

Can't wait for him to be relegated, again.

Great man management there with Traore. Im surprised he didn't blame Rafa for his sending off. Been blaming him for everything else for the past 4 years.

[Grobbelrevell]

Can't wait until Redknapp gets the England job. Hopefully Hodgson or Warnock succeed him - it would be amazing.

Indeed mate. Just sitting back and watching the old boys club round on each other would be a special moment.

I think i'd rather see Roy get the job though. Or Roy and Harry, joint managers? Two birds, one stone and all that.

[R.A.La]

What is it with English managers?

Harry Redknapp
Roy Hodgson
Colin Wanker
Sam Allardyce

All have three things in common:

1) Were born complete, hypocritical arseholes.
2) Were also clearly born with mouths three seconds ahead of their brains.
3) Have been afforded hugely un-warranted reputations by the clearly in no way shape or form xenophobic media, despite offering records described as 'average' at the very best.

I really can't stand any of them.

One major trophy between them?

Wankers the lot of them.

[Grobbelrevell]

One major trophy between them?

Not Roy. If you actually bother to study his record you will clearly see that it does, in fact, stand favourable comparison to that of Alex Ferguson.

Fools.

[R.A.La]

Not Roy. If you actually bother to study his record you will clearly see that it does, in fact, stand favourable comparison to that of Alex Feguson.

Fools.

Very sorry. And the 36 years experience must count for something right?

[Grobbelrevell]

Very sorry.

As you indeed should be. You're not Danish, by any chance?

And the 36 years experience must count for something right?

#MethodsTranslate

[Snej]

His comments on the ref are to be expected though given his previous form. His comments on Traore are worse in my opinion. Surely that's the sort of stuff you keep behind closed doors while defending him in public. What a way to get an on loan player feeling part of the team. His confidence is going to be sky high after that.

I think Traore is theirs permanently

[Ryan M]

Colin Wanker calls for abusive fans to be locked up for two years
• QPR manager believes abuse from supporters is out of hand
• Warnock backs Anton Ferdinand in wake of race row

Colin Wanker, the QPR manager, has called for abusive fans to be locked up. Photograph: Alex Morton/Action Images
Press Association
guardian.co.uk, Fri 4 Nov 2011 12.12 GMT
The Queens Park Rangers manager Colin Wanker believes the Chelsea fans who taunted Anton Ferdinand in midweek are indicative of a culture of hatred in football which is difficult to police.
Chelsea supporters chanted "Anton Ferdinand, you know what you are" at the QPR defender during the 1-1 Champions League draw at Genk. The club have pledged to root out and punish the offenders.
The chants appeared to represent a show of support for the Chelsea captain John Terry, who is under police investigation over allegations he racially abused Ferdinand during last month's west London derby, something he denies.
Warnock, however, holds little hope that the matter will be resolved and accepts the taunts as a fact of modern life. "I've only read about the abusive chants, but I'm afraid in today's society nothing surprises me," he said. "You see what happens when Liverpool play United, the abuse that managers get. Stewards look away – some of them even smile at the abuse you get.
"I think they [fans] should be put in prison for about two years each, but that's just me flying a kite, isn't it? It's all right saying we're going to look into it, but you can't look into that. When you see the hatred in some of these guys' faces ... it's frightening. You're probably talking about guys who wear suits to work all week.
"It's all very well to say you're getting rid of the excess when you go to a football match, but some of it goes way over the top."
Warnock insists Ferdinand has coped admirably following the incident involving Terry, though questions why he has left himself open to abuse by using Twitter.
"Anton's concentrating on the football side and being a good defender," he said. "He's had his moments and lapses over the last few years, but we are trying to get him to be consistent and, touch wood, he has been as consistent over 10 games as we could have asked for. He's been a rock in defence, which has given us a chance.
"I think he's a twit for using Twitter. I don't agree with it, but I suppose if you're into that you have to take the rough with the smooth. I've already told him to come off Twitter. I'm not a big fan of people talking to big groups of supporters when there's a problem at any club. There's only one winner in that situation.
"You should keep your head down and do what he's done. I think he's played really very well and let things takes their course."

I could be looking at something that doesn't need discussing but does anyone else think Warnock is having a dig at Liverpool fans. Maybe he has worded it wrong but he seems to be suggesting by seeing 'Liverpool play United' that is his evidence of arresting fans.

Personally I understand the angle he is coming from, some people go the game and turn into different people. However Warnock to me is suggesting that it's just Liverpool fans giving abuse to Ferguson.

Maybe I'm being paranoid

[rob1408]

Fuck Warnock, the hypocritical twat.  I remember watching Bristol Rovers play his Walsall side years back, it was an important game as the winner got in the play-offs.  Not only did Warnock make obscene gestures to the Rovers fans, he also applauded his own fans after they were throwing bottles, coins and all sorts on to the pitch. 

[INABITSKI]

Nice of him to mention us in some capacity. YET AGAIN.

Shut the fuck up you c*nt.

[1021]

Nice of him to mention us in some capacity. YET AGAIN.

Shut the fuck up you c*nt.

He is right to have a chip on his shoulder though, disgrace that Rafa didn't play a full strength side against Portsmouth in that last game of the season. Disgrace. What did you seek to gain, eh Rafa? Aside from fresh legs ahead of that European Cup final the week after, of course.

[Andy @ Allerton!]

Does anyone know what exactly is his major malfunction with Liverpool (The Club, the City and the fans) ?

This isn't the first time he's had a go.

[Tim]

Does anyone know what exactly is his major malfunction with Liverpool (The Club, the City and the fans) ?

This isn't the first time he's had a go.

I think we played a weakened team against someone and lost and as a result said team stayed up by a point or two at Sheffield United's expense.

EDIT

It was Fulham in 2007. We did have a European Cup Final 2 weeks later mind.

[cox3100]

Does anyone know what exactly is his major malfunction with Liverpool (The Club, the City and the fans) ?

This isn't the first time he's had a go.

i think it all started with the penalty that we got against sheff utd which was given not for a foul but intent to foul or something



anyway warnock is cock dropping fanny flap of a human being who should be taken as seriously as dave whelan

[Andy @ Allerton!]

I think we played a weakened team against someone and lost and as a result said team stayed up by a point or two at Sheffield United's expense.

Was that the one where he moaned and then did the same thing himself several games on (The next season) and applauded Ferguson for doing the same?

[Something Awful]

Lads, I'm usually the first to join the righteous indignation train, but you're dissecting the order of the words he used to imply that he's taking a shot. He's a twat, but I don't think he's implying that the daytrippers are always polite and courteous to Kenny at the Toilet whilst we're a bunch of baying jackals at Anfield to Mr Ferguson.

[Lush is the best medicine...]

Was that the one where he moaned and then did the same thing himself several games on (The next season) and applauded Ferguson for doing the same?

yup, when they played hull, he thought it was great of ferguson to do that

[INABITSKI]

Lads, I'm usually the first to join the righteous indignation train, but you're dissecting the order of the words he used to imply that he's taking a shot. He's a twat, but I don't think he's implying that the daytrippers are always polite and courteous to Kenny at the Toilet whilst we're a bunch of baying jackals at Anfield to Mr Ferguson.

He manages QPR, and talks about his club in regards to the Chelsea game. He then somehow goes onto mention ourselves and the mancs, when really no need. Any chance he gets, he takes.

He can fuck off, maybe it was a snidey remark towards our support as it is him, on the receiving end.

[rushyman]

Fuck Off Warnock you boring shitehawk

[arthur sarnoff]

Colin Wanker is a colossal bellpiece.

I know that adds nothing to the discussion, it's just my immediate reaction when I see or hear his name. 

[TomDcs]

Colin Wanker is a colossal bellpiece.

I know that adds nothing to the discussion, it's just my immediate reaction when I see or hear his name. 

here, here. Got one of them faces you could punch for an hour!

[MagicB8all]

What is it with English managers?

Harry Redknapp
Roy Hodgson
Colin Wanker
Sam Allardyce

All have three things in common:

1) Were born complete, hypocritical arseholes.
2) Were also clearly born with mouths three seconds ahead of their brains.
3) Have been afforded hugely un-warranted reputations by the clearly in no way shape or form xenophobic media, despite offering records described as 'average' at the very best.
4) They all have jobs and Rafa, who's clearly better than any of them ... doesn't
I really can't stand any of them.

Sucks