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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #200 on: March 31, 2012, 07:07:11 pm »
sorry for bumping that, i just had too.
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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #201 on: March 31, 2012, 10:23:35 pm »
sorry for bumping that, i just had too.

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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #202 on: March 31, 2012, 10:32:00 pm »
Come come Gentlemen, a little lift around the eyes after a late night is the de rigeur.

I have to say,  I do indulge in a little 'blemish' cream around the face, removes the 'rouge' tone and makes you look fresh.

Surely we all do this?

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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #203 on: March 31, 2012, 10:36:40 pm »
No.
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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #204 on: March 31, 2012, 10:42:03 pm »

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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #205 on: March 31, 2012, 10:48:11 pm »
Come come Gentlemen, a little lift around the eyes after a late night is the de rigeur.

I have to say,  I do indulge in a little 'blemish' cream around the face, removes the 'rouge' tone and makes you look fresh.

Surely we all do this?

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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #206 on: March 31, 2012, 10:55:26 pm »
Billy?

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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #207 on: April 1, 2012, 05:26:55 am »
Good bump :lmao
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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #209 on: April 1, 2012, 12:41:17 pm »
Billy?

That is what I thought you were talking about Rusty-la, with all your creams to the face....
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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #210 on: October 18, 2012, 03:19:07 pm »
Bumping this solid gold win.

This is a fucking disgrace..i thought we were in the 21st century..your like 12 year old getting excited because of the word cream.

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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #211 on: October 18, 2012, 03:26:44 pm »
Bumping this solid gold win.

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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #212 on: October 18, 2012, 03:30:48 pm »
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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #213 on: October 19, 2012, 02:08:53 pm »
I scrub down with a sufficient face wash, Nivea for Men provide a superb face scrub which will wash away the sins of your day. I then dry delicately with a dry towel stored at room temperature before embarking on the main course. A healthy dollop of L'Oreal Men Expert vita-lift, dab a touch to the forehead and a smattering to each cheek and delicately circulate around said areas. Bish bash bosh - face for a picture.

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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #214 on: October 19, 2012, 02:52:05 pm »
I scrub down with a sufficient face wash, Nivea for Men provide a superb face scrub which will wash away the sins of your day. I then dry delicately with a dry towel stored at room temperature before embarking on the main course. A healthy dollop of L'Oreal Men Expert vita-lift, dab a touch to the forehead and a smattering to each cheek and delicately circulate around said areas. Bish bash bosh - face for a picture.

Going by your name, would you be able to recommend a nice salty mouthwash too.
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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #215 on: October 19, 2012, 03:05:55 pm »
Going by your name, would you be able to recommend a nice salty mouthwash too.



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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #216 on: October 19, 2012, 06:46:29 pm »
It might be funny but you lot wont be laughing in ten years when you look like shite because you didbt take care your face

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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #217 on: October 20, 2012, 01:12:44 am »
How did I miss this before? I haven't laughed so much in ages. (which will probably give me wrinkles so the last laugh's on me) :D

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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #218 on: January 3, 2013, 11:07:42 pm »
New Year Bump. Simply because it's the greatest OP ever.

thegoodfella's two posts on page 4 always finish me off (for want of a better phrase). Superb
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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #219 on: January 3, 2013, 11:23:08 pm »
That is some funny stuff. Out of interest, does the OP guy still post on here?

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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #220 on: January 3, 2013, 11:36:25 pm »
This thread will never get old..

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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #221 on: January 3, 2013, 11:40:56 pm »
That is some funny stuff. Out of interest, does the OP guy still post on here?

Fled the scene, apparently.
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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #222 on: January 3, 2013, 11:48:27 pm »
So the OP was genuinely trying to start a legitimate discussion about creams?

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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #223 on: January 4, 2013, 12:17:48 am »
Fled the scene, apparently.

Or banned as we like to call it ;)
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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #224 on: January 4, 2013, 12:20:57 am »
Feel a bit sorry for the dude, but he couldn't have worded it much worse really.  ;D

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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #225 on: January 4, 2013, 12:22:08 am »
Or banned as we like to call it ;)
Oh right. He must have been pretty irate then? To end up with a ban I mean.

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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #226 on: January 4, 2013, 12:26:53 am »
Oh right. He must have been pretty irate then? To end up with a ban I mean.
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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #227 on: January 4, 2013, 12:30:46 am »
I don't think I'm being unfair to describe him as a colossal anus
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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #228 on: January 4, 2013, 01:15:17 am »
I don't think I'm being unfair to describe him as a colossal anus

Did he cream that anus?
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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #229 on: January 4, 2013, 09:52:27 am »
Did he cream that anus?

Hah! Would like to see retin-a getting the wrinkles our of your rusty washer

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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #230 on: January 4, 2013, 11:57:27 am »
pmsl....quality thread.

The only hand 'cream' i use is swarfega.

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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #231 on: January 4, 2013, 12:30:20 pm »
Brilliant thread, but the OP was an absolute tit. abused posters left,right and centre.
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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #232 on: January 3, 2014, 02:51:01 pm »
New year, new face (for some)  ;)

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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #233 on: January 3, 2014, 04:49:35 pm »
Has to be up there in the history of RAWKs golden posts.

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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #234 on: January 3, 2014, 04:58:57 pm »
So the OP was genuinely trying to start a legitimate discussion about creams?

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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #235 on: January 3, 2014, 05:39:21 pm »
Never gets old this ;D
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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #236 on: January 4, 2014, 02:55:49 pm »
He's still at it apparently...

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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #237 on: January 4, 2014, 03:07:29 pm »
This thread is amazing ive never seen it until now, the OP got roasted hahahaha.

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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #238 on: January 4, 2014, 05:10:32 pm »
This thread is amazing ive never seen it until now, the OP got roasted hahahaha.

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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #239 on: January 4, 2014, 09:12:51 pm »
Genius OP, it's comedy gold what it created ;D
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