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Re: PL: Bournemouth 1 v 0 Liverpool Billing 28’
« Reply #80 on: March 11, 2023, 01:58:06 pm »
It would have been a shot on goal otherwise.. the "handball" knocks it over the bar... HAS to be given
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Re: PL: Bournemouth 1 v 0 Liverpool Billing 28’
« Reply #81 on: March 11, 2023, 01:58:16 pm »
What a dreadful miss.
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Re: PL: Bournemouth 1 v 0 Liverpool Billing 28’
« Reply #82 on: March 11, 2023, 01:58:59 pm »
I don’t want this to be a pen for the good of football.

But as the rules stand it HAS to be
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Re: PL: Bournemouth 1 v 0 Liverpool Billing 28’
« Reply #83 on: March 11, 2023, 01:59:09 pm »
70 Billing off Christie on.

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Re: PL: Bournemouth 1 v 0 Liverpool Billing 28’
« Reply #84 on: March 11, 2023, 02:00:49 pm »
Had a feeling Mo was gonna miss. Should have let Milly take it, he was fresh.

I'm pretty sure Milner has handed over penalties to Mo now. But yes, I would have preferred James to have taken that one.
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Re: PL: Bournemouth 1 v 0 Liverpool Billing 28’
« Reply #85 on: March 11, 2023, 02:01:32 pm »
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Re: PL: Bournemouth 1 v 0 Liverpool Billing 28’
« Reply #86 on: March 11, 2023, 02:02:49 pm »
73 the lengths we are going to to try to relegate Everton is quite something


Nothing happening really
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Re: PL: Bournemouth 1 v 0 Liverpool Billing 28’
« Reply #87 on: March 11, 2023, 02:03:26 pm »
73 the lengths we are going to to try to relegate Everton is quite something


Nothing happening really

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Re: PL: Bournemouth 1 v 0 Liverpool Billing 28’
« Reply #88 on: March 11, 2023, 02:04:02 pm »
74 Konate gets a yellow for stopping a break with a bit of French rugby magic
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Re: PL: Bournemouth 1 v 0 Liverpool Billing 28’
« Reply #89 on: March 11, 2023, 02:04:33 pm »
Over to sir bob.

I’m off to sacrifice the dog to the football gods.
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Re: PL: Bournemouth 1 v 0 Liverpool Billing 28’
« Reply #90 on: March 11, 2023, 02:05:17 pm »
I'm pretty sure Milner has handed over penalties to Mo now. But yes, I would have preferred James to have taken that one.
Agree. Your best penalty should take them and that is Milner.
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Re: PL: Bournemouth 1 v 0 Liverpool Billing 28’
« Reply #91 on: March 11, 2023, 02:05:56 pm »
Evertonians fuming.

Clouds, silver lining etc

It’s not much …. But it’s something
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Re: PL: Bournemouth 1 v 0 Liverpool Billing 28’
« Reply #92 on: March 11, 2023, 02:07:23 pm »
78 Bournemouth try and counter but VVD snuffs out the opportunity
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Re: PL: Bournemouth 1 v 0 Liverpool Billing 28’
« Reply #93 on: March 11, 2023, 02:07:59 pm »
We should be trying to force corners to put them under pressure.  We’re too central
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Re: PL: Bournemouth 1 v 0 Liverpool Billing 28’
« Reply #94 on: March 11, 2023, 02:09:21 pm »
80 Bournemouth make some changes
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Re: PL: Bournemouth 1 v 0 Liverpool Billing 28’
« Reply #95 on: March 11, 2023, 02:10:41 pm »
82 Slight chance but Mo takes far too long to get a shot off inside the six yard box and it’s cleared
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Re: PL: Bournemouth 1 v 0 Liverpool Billing 28’
« Reply #96 on: March 11, 2023, 02:11:00 pm »
We should be trying to force corners to put them under pressure.  We’re too central
A touch more urgency wouldn't go a miss either
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Re: PL: Bournemouth 1 v 0 Liverpool Billing 28’
« Reply #97 on: March 11, 2023, 02:12:15 pm »
83 chance for the cherries but Ali saves at the near post
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Re: PL: Bournemouth 1 v 0 Liverpool Billing 28’
« Reply #98 on: March 11, 2023, 02:14:49 pm »
If only Bournemouth was Man United, I'd get the feeling we'd put more effort into it.
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Re: PL: Bournemouth 1 v 0 Liverpool Billing 28’
« Reply #99 on: March 11, 2023, 02:15:33 pm »
Wonder if Wabs enjoying it in with the Bournemouth lot. Still sat on his hands
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Re: PL: Bournemouth 1 v 0 Liverpool Billing 28’
« Reply #100 on: March 11, 2023, 02:16:05 pm »
86 Neto collects a cross into the box. Carvalho coming on for Bajcetic
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Re: PL: Bournemouth 1 v 0 Liverpool Billing 28’
« Reply #101 on: March 11, 2023, 02:16:42 pm »
86 Neto collects a cross into the box. Carvalho coming on for Bajcetic
Hasn’t played a minute in months and then gets 5 minutes of this.  Feel for him
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Re: PL: Bournemouth 1 v 0 Liverpool Billing 28’
« Reply #102 on: March 11, 2023, 02:17:00 pm »
86 Neto collects a cross into the box. Carvalho coming on for Bajcetic
Likes a last second goal, and scored against these at Anfield

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Re: PL: Bournemouth 1 v 0 Liverpool Billing 28’
« Reply #103 on: March 11, 2023, 02:18:38 pm »
report here is 5' added time
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Re: PL: Bournemouth 1 v 0 Liverpool Billing 28’
« Reply #104 on: March 11, 2023, 02:19:27 pm »
90 Neto flaps at a cross but Bournemouth clear. Five minutes added but it could be 55, we don’t look like scoring.
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Re: PL: Bournemouth 1 v 0 Liverpool Billing 28’
« Reply #105 on: March 11, 2023, 02:20:14 pm »
+1 Bournemouth counter but the shot is dragged wide.
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Re: PL: Bournemouth 1 v 0 Liverpool Billing 28’
« Reply #106 on: March 11, 2023, 02:22:48 pm »
+3 some slight pressure but we look impotent
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Re: PL: Bournemouth 1 v 0 Liverpool Billing 28’
« Reply #107 on: March 11, 2023, 02:23:27 pm »
+4 Gakpo lashes one over from a difficult angle and that’s probably that.
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Re: PL: Bournemouth 1 v 0 Liverpool Billing 28’
« Reply #108 on: March 11, 2023, 02:23:40 pm »
+3 some slight pressure but we look impotent

Or our minds are on the next game, rather than this one. I don't quite know what to make of this game so disappointing.
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Re: PL: Bournemouth 1 v 0 Liverpool Billing 28’
« Reply #109 on: March 11, 2023, 02:24:25 pm »
FT 1-0 Cherries and we can have no complaints. Terrible performance along the lines of Forest away. What a difference a week makes.
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Re: PL: Bournemouth 1 v 0 Liverpool Billing 28’
« Reply #110 on: March 11, 2023, 02:25:07 pm »
Just when you think you’ve got out of it….

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Re: PL: Bournemouth 1 v 0 Liverpool Billing 28’
« Reply #111 on: March 11, 2023, 02:25:31 pm »
Bad, very bad

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« Reply #112 on: March 11, 2023, 02:25:33 pm »
One of those days…

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Re: PL: Bournemouth 1 v 0 Liverpool Billing 28’
« Reply #113 on: March 11, 2023, 02:25:33 pm »
Deserved
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Re: PL: Bournemouth 1 v 0 Liverpool Billing 28’
« Reply #114 on: March 11, 2023, 02:25:35 pm »
Not sure there are any words strong enough for how bad that was. No quality, no ideas, no fight. We got exactly what we deserved.

Never mind, Andy will be along in a moment to say we actually played well and that we're all entitled dickheads anyway for expecting us to beat bottom of the league Bournemouth.
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Re: PL: Bournemouth 1 v 0 Liverpool Billing 28’
« Reply #115 on: March 11, 2023, 02:25:35 pm »
Embarrasing.   :(

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Re: PL: Bournemouth 1 v 0 Liverpool Billing 28’
« Reply #116 on: March 11, 2023, 02:25:37 pm »
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Re: PL: Bournemouth 1 v 0 Liverpool Billing 28’
« Reply #117 on: March 11, 2023, 02:25:43 pm »
3 4 5 forwards and still just one half chance created which was the penalty  :butt
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« Reply #118 on: March 11, 2023, 02:25:45 pm »
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Re: PL: Bournemouth 1 v 0 Liverpool Billing 28’
« Reply #119 on: March 11, 2023, 02:25:46 pm »
Disgusting display that, another new low. Not a chance are we getting top 4, none of the teams going for it are any good but we are a special brand of woeful this season, we just aren't gonna do enough to get above any of them. Used to be easy for us to turn defecits around now it's absolutely depressing knowing at half time there's not a chance we'll do it.

Fair play to Bournemouth, outclassed us and hopefully the points help keep them up.