Author Topic: Chelsea FC (Read 339593 times)

timmyonions · « **Reply #80 on:** September 18, 2013, 11:17:24 pm »

They're lot apitomise everything that is wrong with the game today.Utter bells the lot of them.On the radio calling fir Jose's head and pining for Rafa to return.Fucking hilarious stuff.

You reap what you sew you bunch of knobs

Macedonian Red Reborn · « **Reply #81 on:** September 18, 2013, 11:18:41 pm »

WelshMike · « **Reply #82 on:** September 18, 2013, 11:22:00 pm »

One of them had a sign (well, typical small sheet of paper) today that said something like 'Jose, Mata belongs in the team, not on the bench!'

Hilarious, spoilt wankers.

Alan_X · « **Reply #83 on:** September 18, 2013, 11:28:57 pm »

Couldn't be happier for Chelsea, Mourinho and their shitty fans. Quotes in the London Evening Standard from Mourinho dismissing the Europa League and saying the Champions League is Chelsea's competition. Funny, I don't remember them winning it or even getting to a final under Mourinho.

Arrogant prick...

Macedonian Red Reborn · « **Reply #84 on:** September 18, 2013, 11:33:23 pm »

To be honest, Chelsea fans and Maureen are made for each other.

I know it is only the first game, but it will be absolutely hilarious if they fail to qualify for the knock-out stages.

thegoodfella · « **Reply #85 on:** September 18, 2013, 11:37:28 pm »

Quote from: Macedonian Red Reborn on September 18, 2013, 11:33:23 pm

I know it is only the first game, but it will be absolutely hilarious if they fail to qualify for the knock-out stages.

Don't think they have regressed enough to fuck up the group stages. Jose will just blame the lack of forwards, even though he has loads of them, and keep banging on about the abundance of inexperience and youth players, even though they won the Europa League a few months ago.

sinnermichael · « **Reply #86 on:** September 18, 2013, 11:39:43 pm »

The "lack of experience" quote was the biggest load of bullshit I've ever heard. Chelsea's average age tonight was 27.

redmen9 · « **Reply #87 on:** September 18, 2013, 11:39:50 pm »

Schaudenfreude, love seeing these tossers getting their just desserts for treating such an acomplished, respected and noble man with such contempt and then appointing his antethesis, the self proclaimed special one. The arrogant self serving twat, I live for results like this snd the inevitable fallout that follows!

drmick · « **Reply #88 on:** September 18, 2013, 11:41:47 pm »

Quote from: Libertine on September 18, 2013, 09:44:29 pm

2012/13

Aston Villa (H): 8-0
Everton (A): 1-2 (only team to win at Goodison)
Man Utd (A): 0-1
European campaign: Europa League Winners

2013/14

Aston Villa (H): 2-1 (referee assisted win)
Everton (A): 1-0 (Everton's first win of the season)
Man Utd (A): 0-0 (drab, dour excuse of a football game)
European campaign: Lose Super Cup, the humiliated at home to the mighty FC Basel

What could possibly have changed in such a short time??

This needs posted on every page!

A reminder guys that instructions in the OP say not to turn this into a Chelsea fan bashing exercise otherwise it will get locked. And let's face it, there's plenty of discussion to be had on Chelsea (ignoring their fans)

Macedonian Red Reborn · « **Reply #89 on:** September 18, 2013, 11:44:45 pm »

Is Torres injured?

Redknobprob · « **Reply #90 on:** September 18, 2013, 11:55:46 pm »

Quote from: Macedonian Red Reborn on September 18, 2013, 11:44:45 pm

Is Torres injured?

Apparently his follicles were too sensitive to the new dye.

muyuu · « **Reply #91 on:** September 19, 2013, 12:07:55 am »

Quote from: Macedonian Red Reborn on September 18, 2013, 11:44:45 pm

Is Torres injured?

Seems like he was "rotated".

I thought it was a game for Torres to be honest.

Stussy · « **Reply #92 on:** September 19, 2013, 12:20:24 am »

delightful

killer-heels · « **Reply #93 on:** September 19, 2013, 12:31:00 am »

Ha!

This Chelsea side is miles away from the quality and mentality that they had when Mourinho first joined them. Obviously Lampard and Terry have declined but even the likes of Ashley Cole have been terrible. He is no longer the best left back in England.

Plus ahead of that Mourinho is forcing players to play unnaturally (Hazard), doing some bizarre rotation (what happened to De Bruyne after playing well?) or is just being an arrogant dickhead (Mata).

Macedonian Red Reborn · « **Reply #94 on:** September 19, 2013, 12:34:58 am »

Quote from: muyuu on September 19, 2013, 12:07:55 am

Seems like he was "rotated".

I thought it was a game for Torres to be honest.

Considering that he has scored 9 goals in 15 European appearances last season, it makes perfect sense to leave him out completely from tonight's game. Typical Maureen bullshit.

BazC · « **Reply #95 on:** September 19, 2013, 01:22:35 am »

I hope they get relegated. Gang of c*nts that club, absolutely nothing positive about them.

DanJay87 · « **Reply #96 on:** September 19, 2013, 01:38:50 am »

Quote from: BazC on September 19, 2013, 01:22:35 am

I hope they get relegated. Gang of c*nts that club, absolutely nothing positive about them.

Driving late, and some Chelsea fan on TalkShite has just suggested that this might happen. Haha!

PhaseOfPlay · « **Reply #97 on:** September 19, 2013, 01:54:22 am »

Quote from: redmen9 on September 18, 2013, 11:39:50 pm

Schaudenfreude, love seeing these tossers getting their just desserts for treating such an acomplished, respected and noble man with such contempt and then appointing his antethesis, the self proclaimed special one. The arrogant self serving twat, I live for results like this snd the inevitable fallout that follows!

Yep. Ranieri was really badly treated by them

macca888 · « **Reply #98 on:** September 19, 2013, 02:04:33 am »

Quote from: PhaseofPlay on September 19, 2013, 01:54:22 am

Yep. Ranieri was really badly treated by them

Despised them as a club from back in the old days when they knocked us out of the FA Cup in the 3rd round and Clive Walker scored twice. never liked them since, and funny enough, the way they drummed Ranieri out of the manager's job just made me dislike them even more. Mourinho and the circus ever since he was there first time has only made those feelings stronger.

Something Awful · « **Reply #99 on:** September 19, 2013, 02:05:27 am »

My old man hated them for dumping Gullit. He wasn't even a football fan back then.

BigMarcs · « **Reply #100 on:** September 19, 2013, 02:19:20 am »

They'll still qualify from their group. Mourinho's no mug, hes still trying to figure out his best eleven from that massive pool of players he has.

Dingle Red · « **Reply #101 on:** September 19, 2013, 03:35:27 am »

Fucking made up the Shit Coated Twat, can't stand the Arrogant c*nt or the Plazzy gang of Gobshites in there Shitty little c*nt of a Stadium. Fucking Dying for them to get Napoli in the Knockout round. So Rafa can have the Keks off him in Europe, AGAIN!!

jckliew · « **Reply #102 on:** September 19, 2013, 03:55:18 am »

Is it me?

BUT I don't feel 'that' Aura around Mouth-rino anymore.

DanA · « **Reply #103 on:** September 19, 2013, 05:24:47 am »

Quote from: jckliew on September 19, 2013, 03:55:18 am

Is it me?

BUT I don't feel 'that' Aura around Mouth-rino anymore.

Still got an Aura around him. It's just gone from golden to now having a very brown hue to it.

Pinky_Bieber · « **Reply #104 on:** September 19, 2013, 05:34:22 am »

Quote from: jckliew on September 19, 2013, 03:55:18 am

Is it me?

BUT I don't feel 'that' Aura around Mouth-rino anymore.

he has lost that Aura at Real Madrid...credit to Guardiola for that

Xxavi · « **Reply #105 on:** September 19, 2013, 06:06:32 am »

Very happy Chelsea lost. Couldn't happen to a nicer coach and a club.

My only grief is the stupidity of Mata, possibly even Azpilicueta. Azpilicueta was called for Spanish NT squad for Confed Cup, he had a real chance for going to WC in Brazil. But both should have talked to Mourinho, and insisted on leaving, if necessary. They are ruining their careers and WC chances.

Especially with Mata, its so fecking strange. All sorts of rumors all summer, and Mourinho not once coming out and defending Mata and saying they are wrong. Then chasing players for Mata's position all summer. An intelligent player like Mata should have understood the message. He will be benched even if he were Chelsea's best player for the past 2 seasons. Even if Chelsea are shite in attack. Mourinho has to take his petty revenge

greyfade · « **Reply #106 on:** September 19, 2013, 06:24:06 am »

whose name are they going to sing now?

Kovai Red · « **Reply #107 on:** September 19, 2013, 06:33:52 am »

Feel happy that they lost. But still, I think they are too good to get knocked out in group stages. They'll do fine

Xxavi · « **Reply #108 on:** September 19, 2013, 06:41:35 am »

Quote from: Kovai Red on September 19, 2013, 06:33:52 am

Feel happy that they lost. But still, I think they are too good to get knocked out in group stages. They'll do fine

If only they were in a different group. I also think they will come out. This year, they have a much, much easier group.

Last year they had Shakhtar with Willian, Mkhitaryan and Fernandinho, and Juventus. Lucky bastards, I am sure they would have struggled in such a group this season, too.

masher · « **Reply #109 on:** September 19, 2013, 07:20:48 am »

Quote from: Kovai Red on September 19, 2013, 06:33:52 am

Feel happy that they lost. But still, I think they are too good to get knocked out in group stages. They'll do fine

If Schalke turn them over at their place who knows? Agree though they are more likely to make it to the knock out stages, given that Schalke are struggling themselves domestically.

Crouch Potato · « **Reply #110 on:** September 19, 2013, 08:14:22 am »

Can't see em going out but at least it will remind the smug bastards that Mourinho can't walk on fucking water!

Macedonian Red Reborn · « **Reply #111 on:** September 19, 2013, 08:18:03 am »

Quote from: jckliew on September 19, 2013, 03:55:18 am

Is it me?

BUT I don't feel 'that' Aura around Mouth-rino anymore.

He's never had an aura in the first place. He has always been a bully who knows how to use the financial power of the clubs he has managed. Then, he went to Spain and met FC Barcelona.

Effes · « **Reply #112 on:** September 19, 2013, 08:39:58 am »

Quote from: Macedonian Red Reborn on September 19, 2013, 08:18:03 am

He's never had an aura in the first place. He has always been a bully who knows how to use the financial power of the clubs he has managed. Then, he went to Spain and met FC Barcelona.

He won the league there didn't he?

Felch Aid · « **Reply #113 on:** September 19, 2013, 08:47:56 am »

Too early to see how good or bad this side is yet but I always said Maureen's stock ain't what it used to be.

Think he needs a big striker (I reckon they'll be in for Benteke in Jan) and a monster defensive mid (isn't mascherano leaving in Jan) - that would give the team balance but he has no idea on his best team, he's too many old farts that are past it and too many attackers but no goal scorers.

Meanwhile over in Napoli................

Something Awful · « **Reply #114 on:** September 19, 2013, 08:54:11 am »

Quote from: Effes on September 19, 2013, 08:39:58 am

He won the league there didn't he?

Ironically he won the league in Pep's last season, which means the whole "until he met Pep" thing is a bit of a misnomer. He met Pep, he overtook him, Pep quit.

But fuck him, anyway. The problem is Mourinho is in pole position to win the league this year. It should really be a two horse race with them and City.

Macedonian Red Reborn · « **Reply #115 on:** September 19, 2013, 09:07:39 am »

Quote from: something awful on September 19, 2013, 08:54:11 am

Ironically he won the league in Pep's last season, which means the whole "until he met Pep" thing is a bit of a misnomer. He met Pep, he overtook him, Pep quit.

To be honest, Pep got bored in his last season with Barca. As for Maureen, his 3 years at Real Madrid were absolutely awful. He's had some of the nicest footballing artists on his team, yet he has played some of the ugliest football that I have ever seen. Like I have said above, he has always been a bully who abuses the financial power of the club that he manages.

Grobbelrevell · « **Reply #116 on:** September 19, 2013, 09:10:43 am »

Madness to be writing Jose or Chelsea off at this stage.

That's not to say that they don't have issues, though. The striker situation is a strange one indeed. In Sturridge and Lukaku Chelsea had two young, potentially world class strikers and they chose to let both leave, long and short term respectively, opting instead to rely on two ageing, past their best, former world class strikers. Hindsight is a wonderful thing, but as each day passes those decisions look increasingly bizarre.

To illustrate the point, in 21 appearances for Liverpool Daniel Sturridge has scored as many goals (17) as Torres, Ba and Eto'o combined have managed in 102 appearances for Chelsea. Lukaku, meanwhile, equaled those three in 35 appearances for West Brom last season.

So, Sturridge and Lukaku combined, scored twice as many goals as Torres, Ba and Eto'o in just over half the number of games, and for (arguably) weaker teams.

And that's without getting onto the equally baffling situation with Mata.

steveeastend · « **Reply #117 on:** September 19, 2013, 10:01:34 am »

They get what they deserve.

Quote from: Grobbelrevell on September 19, 2013, 09:10:43 am

Madness to be writing Jose or Chelsea off at this stage.

The players don´t fit the manager or the other way around. They will get in massive trouble.

fowlermagic · « **Reply #118 on:** September 19, 2013, 10:03:39 am »

Quote from: Grobbelrevell on September 19, 2013, 09:10:43 am

Madness to be writing Jose or Chelsea off at this stage.

That's not to say that they don't have issues, though. The striker situation is a strange one indeed. In Sturridge and Lukaku Chelsea had two young, potentially world class strikers and they chose to let both leave, long and short term respectively, opting instead to rely on two ageing, past their best, former world class strikers. Hindsight is a wonderful thing, but as each day passes those decisions look increasingly bizarre.

To illustrate the point, in 21 appearances for Liverpool Daniel Sturridge has scored as many goals (17) as Torres, Ba and Eto'o combined have managed in 102 appearances for Chelsea. Lukaku, meanwhile, equaled those three in 35 appearances for West Brom last season.

So, Sturridge and Lukaku combined, scored twice as many goals as Torres, Ba and Eto'o in just over half the number of games, and for (arguably) weaker teams.

And that's without getting onto the equally baffling situation with Mata.

Not sure why you threw Eto'o into that stat as he just arrived at Chelsea and was averaging a goal every 90 minutes or so for Anzhi last season.

lionel_messias · « **Reply #119 on:** September 19, 2013, 10:05:22 am »

Quote from: Felch Aid on September 19, 2013, 08:47:56 am

Too early to see how good or bad this side is yet but I always said Maureen's stock ain't what it used to be.

Think he needs a big striker (I reckon they'll be in for Benteke in Jan) and a monster defensive mid (isn't mascherano leaving in Jan) - that would give the team balance but he has no idea on his best team, he's too many old farts that are past it and too many attackers but no goal scorers.

Meanwhile over in Napoli................

I think you are right. Meanwhile HILARIOUSLY league-tested big, talented striker LUKAKU scores goals for Everton. Ridiculous club Chelsea. Long may it continue because maybe we can catch and overtake them this year.