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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #46160 on: September 22, 2017, 08:33:13 pm »
What Lukaku did was mild. Nobody will ever beat Adebayor running the full length of the pitch to celebrate in front of the Arsenal fans at the Etihad a few years ago.


Fucking hilarious that was :D


Adebayor was/is fucking nuts

Agreed. That was so funny :lmao

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #46161 on: September 22, 2017, 08:55:57 pm »




I miss Sherwood. I really wish he could bluff his way into a big job again. I'm silently praying Everton scoop him up when they sack Koeman.

A small part of me wants him to succeed Bilic. He would be highly entertaining with the bubbles and other antics.



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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #46162 on: September 22, 2017, 09:16:45 pm »
What Lukaku did was mild. Nobody will ever beat Adebayor running the full length of the pitch to celebrate in front of the Arsenal fans at the Etihad a few years ago.


Fucking hilarious that was :D

i can think of one way how that can be beaten?

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #46163 on: September 22, 2017, 09:23:23 pm »
i can think of one way how that can be beaten?
Louis v's Gollum?  ;D
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #46164 on: September 22, 2017, 09:34:45 pm »
The female bitters playing exactly the same way as this lot.  Slow, plodding and with bad challenges going in.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #46165 on: September 22, 2017, 09:59:48 pm »
Don't you ever accuse me of being a Manc ever again, or make wild accusations like that!
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #46166 on: September 22, 2017, 10:23:11 pm »
hope the fewms get their cherries popped tomorrow. Lonsdale at the ready......
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #46167 on: September 22, 2017, 10:25:12 pm »
Another derby defeat for them, 2-0.
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #46168 on: September 23, 2017, 12:49:33 am »
Another derby defeat for them, 2-0.

And our Under 18s beat the Bitter U18s 3-1 too.  ;D

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #46169 on: September 23, 2017, 09:39:37 am »

The picture on the wall, ( middle right ) is the Echo front page from when the avoided relegation in 1994.
The ball in the case, ( bottom left ) is the type of football still in use last time they won the league.
The fella in the picture, ( top right ) is, even now, faster than any of their forwards.
The woman in the picture, ( top left ) was considered to be jailbait by one Everton player; Now she's ripe for the plucking apparently.
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #46170 on: September 23, 2017, 11:40:52 am »
Watching the mini derby last night it was amazing to realise that Everton's under 18's have more pace then the entire first team do.  ;D

All that money spent, and they're slow as donkeys.
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #46171 on: September 23, 2017, 01:23:32 pm »
Fuck that. Where does the time go?

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #46172 on: September 23, 2017, 03:17:57 pm »
Shit! Thanks for reminding me of that. Hilarious indeed. Remember him and Sherwood saluting each other too :D Still have no clue what that was about



I miss Sherwood. I really wish he could bluff his way into a big job again. I'm silently praying Everton scoop him up when they sack Koeman.
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #46173 on: September 23, 2017, 03:20:50 pm »
Not forgetting...



Captain Bellend is the perfect answer once they get rid of Koeman.
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #46174 on: September 23, 2017, 04:11:26 pm »
Oops...




Booooo......
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #46175 on: September 23, 2017, 09:25:11 pm »
I'll be honest, I don't think Niasse was ever as bad as Koeman seemingly thinks he is. He did a job for Hull last season, there's no reason he can't do the same for a club of...*ahem*...similar quality.

Although I've learned today that his real name is El Hadji, and it's made me violently ill.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #46176 on: September 24, 2017, 01:26:39 am »

 :duh :lmao


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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #46177 on: September 24, 2017, 03:04:42 am »
:duh :lmao


@iwan_jones5
If Oumar Niasse comes on to score a winner today I’ll get Angry Birds tattooed on my wrist😂


https://www.twitter.com/AngryBirds/status/911644722355109888

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Is the sock thing the best unintentional joke ever?
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #46178 on: September 24, 2017, 07:10:07 am »
Is the sock thing the best unintentional joke ever?
Uuuurghh!!
But maybe it's not unintentional.
Uuuurghh!
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #46179 on: September 24, 2017, 08:41:06 am »
Can't wait for the Niasse is better than firmino comments from them

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #46180 on: September 24, 2017, 11:35:50 am »
Can't wait for the Niasse is better than firmino comments from them
Surley it's Niasse is better than Mane, given the fact that they are both from the same country.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #46181 on: September 24, 2017, 12:27:47 pm »
Is the sock thing the best unintentional joke ever?

I hope it's not unintentional.
Anyone else being strangely drawn to Dion Dublin's nipples?

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #46182 on: September 24, 2017, 01:32:48 pm »
did they give Niasse a locker finally ?

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #46183 on: September 24, 2017, 04:41:31 pm »
Some of my best friends are blues, listening in to their group discussions is just a highlight of a Sunday pub lunchtime. I always take far more trips to the bog than I should to laugh outrageously.
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #46184 on: September 24, 2017, 04:42:11 pm »
Surley it's Niasse is better than Mane, given the fact that they are both from the same country.
Well while Niasse was winning games of football Mané was busy stacking shelves in the Asda. I kniw who I'd prefer to have.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #46185 on: September 24, 2017, 07:44:59 pm »
Have they jibbed the Pat Butcher/Pizza Face comparisons and the  manager is now back to RonKo?

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #46186 on: September 24, 2017, 08:16:18 pm »
Have they jibbed the Pat Butcher/Pizza Face comparisons and the  manager is now back to RonKo?
He's still Pat Butcher,  but now a sexy Pat Butcher.
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #46187 on: September 24, 2017, 08:56:21 pm »
Niasse is the new Solskjaer according to some on G.O.T
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #46188 on: September 24, 2017, 11:14:48 pm »
Are the newspaper "reports" that Everton bid £70m for Costa the first hint that half season tickets will be on sale soon?

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #46189 on: September 25, 2017, 07:39:09 am »
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #46190 on: September 25, 2017, 02:02:58 pm »
Everton Legends vs Everton :D

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #46191 on: September 25, 2017, 03:54:18 pm »
Are the newspaper "reports" that Everton bid £70m for Costa the first hint that half season tickets will be on sale soon?

Probably. It also seems to be yet another case of the BS 'bidding' big money for a player safe in the knowledge he has no intention whatsoever of joining them so they'll never actually have to fork out the dosh. Even my dog knew Costa only had one club on his mind, and it certainly wasn't the little BS.
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #46192 on: September 25, 2017, 04:04:20 pm »
He's still Pat Butcher,  but now a sexy Pat Butcher.

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« Reply #46193 on: September 25, 2017, 04:10:57 pm »
Are the newspaper "reports" that Everton bid £70m for Costa the first hint that half season tickets will be on sale soon?

Obviously but I really hope that the reports of them bidding £40m for Giroud are true,he will demand a salary on par with Rooneys & will make the slowest team in the PL even slower.
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #46195 on: September 26, 2017, 12:25:32 pm »

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #46196 on: September 26, 2017, 12:45:09 pm »
Cavani ?  :D

Are they in their right minds ?

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/858845/Everton-news-Edinson-Cavani-PSG-transfer

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #46198 on: September 26, 2017, 02:33:19 pm »
If your moral compass is Piers Moron then I ask you to think whether someone who oversaw illegal phone hacking and published fake pictures depicting War Crimes is an appropriate person to look up to. In fact, I'd suggest you're a bit of a c*nt.

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