Author Topic: FT: CL Liverpool 7 v Spartak 0 (Phil p 4' 14' 50' Bobby 18' Mane 47' 75' Mo 86')  (Read 54068 times)

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I explained what I meant, I meant his running rather than his play. Note to myself: stop digging a hole.  ;D
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Mane wants the Hat trick now..
When was the last time we had 2 hatricks in the same game, ANY game? PMs....

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80 We are still probing away, but Sturridge couldn't get it to Salah that time. There was contact there between Daniel and the goalie, but no penalty.
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80 We are still probing away, but Sturridge couldn't get it to Salah that time. There was contact there between Daniel and the goalie, but no penalty.
How?!

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Was a penalty that

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81 we're building from the back the game has slowed down a bit.
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They got the sympathy vote.  Penalty all day long
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82 Klopp didn't look too bothered about the penalty not being given, shrugs his shoulder and laughs, he can afford too tonight.
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They got the sympathy vote.  Penalty all day long
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84 Great chance for Sturridge there, after a good cross by TAA, but he hits it over the bar.
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86 Gooooaaaaal Salah gets his at last
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6-0 up and Salah is pressing like a demon ...
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86 Gooooaaaaal Salah gets his at last
.....and hardly any pace on it, SteveO lad.....

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86 Great move, love the time he took to put it in they are all so full of confidence.
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Pace goal
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2 more for the record.......

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.....and hardly any pace on it, SteveO lad.....

Dodgy goal they'd say.  ;D
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Karate Keith scores too
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86 Free kick to Moscow in our penalty area, but Karius deals with it.
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Lucky that's after the watershed!

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Get Karius up in the 93rd minute for a corner and well.....

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87 Apparently no time will be added on they're taking pity on Moscow, we have two minutes to get an 8th goal.
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Someone probably already has...

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88 We break once again and Salah's shot goes for a corner.
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Isn't our European record 8-0?
We’ve got a chance of most goals in group stages too!

No added time, the ref is a snowflake
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Isn't our European record 8-0?

And everyone else in the Champions League.

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89 pinball there, it goes out for another corner, no the ref has blown. 7-0
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[/size]Not just our record, it's the CL record win.
Ah well - there's always the next game ;D[/size]

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We’ve got a chance of most goals in group stages too!

No added time, the ref is a snowflake

We beat that when we scored our 5th.

EDIT: Ah I assume you mean for all teams, not just English teams.

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