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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #120 on: September 26, 2017, 09:11:07 pm »
And he’s not even got his shirt on yet.  Astonishing.  How much more time did he need??
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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #121 on: September 26, 2017, 09:11:13 pm »
68' First job to defend a comes to nothing.

Corner
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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #122 on: September 26, 2017, 09:12:02 pm »
69' Sturridge to come on for Mane ?
Odd.
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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #123 on: September 26, 2017, 09:13:50 pm »
71' FK to Moscow, whipped across in the corridor of hesitation.
Karius comes, the retreats, but the ball evades everyone
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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #124 on: September 26, 2017, 09:15:09 pm »
72' Gini on for Can
Not odd
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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #125 on: September 26, 2017, 09:16:25 pm »
Karius ran 35 yards out to head the ball out of danger...

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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #126 on: September 26, 2017, 09:17:30 pm »
72' Gini on for Can
Not odd


I can confirm Im not coming off...yet ;D
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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #127 on: September 26, 2017, 09:17:37 pm »
74' Game definitely lost it's rhythm.
Apparently Firmino is playing ? He's just got a yellow card.
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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #128 on: September 26, 2017, 09:17:54 pm »
Karius ran 35 yards out to head the ball out of danger...

Got the ball up field quickliy though.
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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #129 on: September 26, 2017, 09:19:28 pm »
75' 15 minutes left, plus at least 8/10 mins added on.
The game is set I think now, they've gone full Shitcoat.
We need to get our fizzed passes back to break them.
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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #130 on: September 26, 2017, 09:19:31 pm »
76' Lovren intercepting a ball that would have sent their forward away. He's played well tonight.
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #131 on: September 26, 2017, 09:21:23 pm »
77' Oh close from TAA. Sweeping ball on the ground over from Moreno. TAA cuts inside onto his left and shoots, but its over.
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #132 on: September 26, 2017, 09:22:33 pm »
Klopp trying to get the team back into shape

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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #133 on: September 26, 2017, 09:23:25 pm »
Urrrgh

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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #134 on: September 26, 2017, 09:23:44 pm »
79' And no Bobby blazes over and wide. The chance looked to have gone as Sturridge got dispossessed but the defender ambled on the ball. Bobby took it, turned but fired well over when he had time.
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #135 on: September 26, 2017, 09:24:02 pm »
Oooooh. That wasn’t a bad chance that
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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #136 on: September 26, 2017, 09:24:25 pm »
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We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #137 on: September 26, 2017, 09:25:04 pm »
79' And no Bobby blazes over and wide. The chance looked to have gone as Sturridge got dispossessed but the defender ambled on the ball. Bobby took it, turned but fired well over when he had time.
Shocking from Bobby - his night summed up - nothing going right for him tonight

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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #138 on: September 26, 2017, 09:26:07 pm »
Popov is coming off as hes down injured. Leo Sayer giving the sub his instructions.
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #139 on: September 26, 2017, 09:26:07 pm »
Another Spartak lad down - cramp?

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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #140 on: September 26, 2017, 09:26:07 pm »
We have looked a bit blunt tonight. Now we have another ten minute break whilt they patch someone up.
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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #141 on: September 26, 2017, 09:26:49 pm »
Shocking from Bobby - his night summed up - nothing going right for him tonight

Hasnt been his night has it?! Thought he should have been hooked instead of Mane.
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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #142 on: September 26, 2017, 09:28:13 pm »
84' Sturridge...argh flag up. Bloody close one that. Bobby turned and fed in Sturridge, but he fires wide as well as being off (may have hit the keeper).
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #143 on: September 26, 2017, 09:28:54 pm »
I wonder if Mane picked up a knock? I hope not like.
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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #144 on: September 26, 2017, 09:29:47 pm »
85' Ball in from Moreno, flicked on by Bobby and Sturridge misses the ball. Eventually gets it but trickles wide. Time is running out. 4 mins left plus, hopefully another 7 mins injury time.
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #145 on: September 26, 2017, 09:30:39 pm »
87' Final ball each time just isnt there.
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #146 on: September 26, 2017, 09:30:42 pm »
Urrrgh - one of those nights - ball bobbling and bouncing around on front of the Spartak goalmouth but won't cross the line

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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #147 on: September 26, 2017, 09:31:31 pm »
I wonder if Mane picked up a knock? I hope not like.

He didnt seem to be limping and looked unhappy that he was coming off, so I hope not.
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #148 on: September 26, 2017, 09:31:41 pm »
Connor Wickham is shite
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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #149 on: September 26, 2017, 09:31:44 pm »
Come on lads - one big push to break them

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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #150 on: September 26, 2017, 09:32:29 pm »
88' WOW...Sturridge has just blazed over from the 6 yard line after a hell of a ball in from Henderson. He was all alone too.
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #151 on: September 26, 2017, 09:32:55 pm »


8 mins injury time.
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #152 on: September 26, 2017, 09:33:35 pm »
88' WOW...Sturridge has just blazed over from the 6 yard line after a hell of a ball in from Henderson. He was all alone too.
Flagged wasn't he?

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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #153 on: September 26, 2017, 09:33:39 pm »
88' WOW...Sturridge has just blazed over from the 6 yard line after a hell of a ball in from Henderson. He was all alone too.
If he’d shinned it he would have scored
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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #154 on: September 26, 2017, 09:34:05 pm »
Flagged wasn't he?

Nope, harder to miss that than score
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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #155 on: September 26, 2017, 09:34:20 pm »
90' The ref has stopped play for nothing. There is one of their players down with cramp, or whatever, and he has stopped the game. It isnt a head injury...does he know the rules this ref?!
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #156 on: September 26, 2017, 09:34:40 pm »
The ref is starting to annoy me, they are just trying to slow everything down now, yet another player on the ground.
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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #157 on: September 26, 2017, 09:34:56 pm »
Oh for the sake of all the fucks!

Dont know what that is specifically for, but it covers most of our attacking play tonight ;D
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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #158 on: September 26, 2017, 09:35:03 pm »
90' The ref has stopped play for nothing. There is one of their players down with cramp, or whatever, and he has stopped the game. It isnt a head injury...does he know the rules this ref?!
They’ve spent more time on their backs than Rooney in a retirement home.
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Re: CL: Spartak 1 v Liverpool 1 (Fernando 23', Coutinho 30')
« Reply #159 on: September 26, 2017, 09:35:38 pm »
Nope, harder to miss that than score
Arrrgh