Author Topic: Adverts you hate (Read 195087 times)

♠Dirty Harry♠ · « **Reply #200 on:** July 25, 2005, 05:27:45 pm »

Ad's aimed at women, always making men out to be the fiends, fucking female power bullshit...

Like the 'Yes' car insurance adverts, in everyone of those the man is a cheating, lying cad who is make to look pathetic in the due course of the advert.

These were either created by a feminist weightlifting bitch with an oversized clit from snorting testosterone of a pair of oversized, underused set of homosexual testicles. Or the homosexual getting his balls sniffed in order to fit in with his sisters...

Monty. · « **Reply #201 on:** July 25, 2005, 05:30:43 pm »

Quote from: ♠Dirty Harry♠ on July 25, 2005, 05:27:45 pm

Ad's aimed at women, always making men out to be the fiends, fucking female power bullshit...

Like the 'Yes' car insurance adverts, in everyone of those the man is a cheating, lying cad who is make to look pathetic in the due course of the advert.

These were either created by a feminist weightlifting bitch with an oversized clit from snorting testosterone of a pair of oversized, underused set of homosexual testicles. Or the homosexual getting his balls sniffed in order to fit in with his sisters...

Although I agree with you, I think it's revenge for all the years women were used in a sexual manner to advertise anything from ice cream to piles cream.

(Ok, I lied on the latter. Probabaly.)

mightyredbarney · « **Reply #202 on:** July 25, 2005, 05:30:46 pm »

Quote from: ♠Dirty Harry♠ on July 25, 2005, 05:27:45 pm

Ad's aimed at women, always making men out to be the fiends, fucking female power bullshit...

Like the 'Yes' car insurance adverts, in everyone of those the man is a cheating, lying cad who is make to look pathetic in the due course of the advert.

These were either created by a feminist weightlifting bitch with an oversized clit from snorting testosterone of a pair of oversized, underused set of homosexual testicles. Or the homosexual getting his balls sniffed in order to fit in with his sisters...

Yes, but the stupid c*nts had to wear green bodywarmers, swings and roundabouts really.

Acaustiq · « **Reply #203 on:** July 25, 2005, 05:32:08 pm »

And any involving ring tones;

"dial 018191919891 000001 to get some slag with a pair of tits warbling some rehashed shite, dial 018191919891 000002 to get some generic flavour of the month indie wank that the nme say are the new Radiohead but will have strangely completely forgotten about their very existence by next week warbling some rehashed shite blah blah blah."

ringtones may cost £23.92 and we'll probably keep sending you them for months after, you're really better off not being an annoying c*nt and worrying about something so pointless as the noise your phone makes, lets face it who rings you anyway you useless twat ?

♠Dirty Harry♠ · « **Reply #204 on:** July 25, 2005, 05:33:43 pm »

Quote from: Monty. on July 25, 2005, 05:30:43 pm

Although I agree with you, I think it's revenge for all the years women were used in a sexual manner to advertise anything from ice cream to piles cream.

(Ok, I lied on the latter. Probabaly.)

Yeah but did the right to equality for women mean the right to swap to men was part of the bargain?

I wouldn't mind if it was done with some decent humour employed

Monty. · « **Reply #205 on:** July 25, 2005, 05:35:55 pm »

Quote from: ♠Dirty Harry♠ on July 25, 2005, 05:33:43 pm

Yeah but did the right to equality for women mean the right to swap to men was part of the bargain?

I wouldn't mind if it was done with some decent humour employed

That's the way it's gone. Still wrong but as I say, revenge.

If it carries on, men will in years to come have all the body issues that face women as a result of advertising and magazine images. Allegedly.

Graham Smith · « **Reply #206 on:** July 25, 2005, 05:37:30 pm »

I quite like adverts...........

*Get's coat for different thread........*

♠Dirty Harry♠ · « **Reply #207 on:** July 25, 2005, 05:37:53 pm »

Quote from: Monty. on July 25, 2005, 05:35:55 pm

That's the way it's gone. Still wrong but as I say, revenge.

If it carries on, men will in years to come have all the body issues that face women as a result of advertising and magazine images. Allegedly.

Good enuff fer us bastards eh?

Next thing you know we'll be installing urinals in the house because the women won't share the bog with us.

♠Dirty Harry♠ · « **Reply #208 on:** July 25, 2005, 05:41:01 pm »

The really cheap local ads they run during the day on UTV, like Reeds carpet and fuiniture store sale now on, with some inbred, farmer sounding, paddy voice over a picture of a really naff carpet...

Bit embarrasing really.

Maggie May · « **Reply #209 on:** July 25, 2005, 05:41:35 pm »

I keep trying to post on here but end up laughing so much I forget what I wanted to rant about.

Branno · « **Reply #210 on:** July 25, 2005, 05:47:43 pm »

There is a radio ad overhere for some car insurance company. Its starts off with the sound of a car screaching, horn blowing, crashing into another car!

Every time Im in the car with the radio on (pretty loud usually) this adverts comes on and I fucking shit myself.......twice I have slammed my brakes on thinking someone is about pile into me

Would love to know how many extra accidents this thin has actually caused

AdamS · « **Reply #211 on:** July 25, 2005, 05:52:54 pm »

In the Citroen advert where it turns into a robot, have you seen how camp the dance it does is?

mightyredbarney · « **Reply #212 on:** July 25, 2005, 05:54:49 pm »

Quote from: AdamS on July 25, 2005, 05:52:54 pm

In the Citroen advert where it turns into a robot, have you seen how camp the dance it does is?

Should introduce himself to C3P0, am sure they'd be well suited.

$unny · « **Reply #213 on:** July 25, 2005, 06:08:05 pm »

Any Loan Advert!! Yes even the Michael Winner ones..

Curly Tom · « **Reply #214 on:** July 25, 2005, 06:08:44 pm »

The 'Picture' loan advert.

BIGdavalad · « **Reply #215 on:** July 25, 2005, 06:14:48 pm »

Not sure what company - those fucking Brummies:

"We've just been turned down for a morgage"

"Agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain"

It's because you can't afford it you fucking inbred Brummie prick, now fuck off and slit your wife's throat so nobody ever has to hear the nasal whining bitch fucking moaning about how she's skint because she's married a fucking loser who doesn't even get paid enough to get a morgage.

c*nts

Curly Tom · « **Reply #216 on:** July 25, 2005, 06:17:33 pm »

Quote from: BIGdavalad on July 25, 2005, 06:14:48 pm

Not sure what company - those fucking Brummies:

"We've just been turned down for a morgage"

"Agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain"

It's because you can't afford it you fucking inbred Brummie prick, now fuck off and slit your wife's throat so nobody ever has to hear the nasal whining bitch fucking moaning about how she's skint because she's married a fucking loser who doesn't even get paid enough to get a morgage.

c*nts

Good call, fucking terrible advert lol

-Gianni- · « **Reply #217 on:** July 25, 2005, 06:18:39 pm »

Quote from: BIGdavalad on July 25, 2005, 06:14:48 pm

Not sure what company - those fucking Brummies:

"We've just been turned down for a morgage"

"Agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain"

It's because you can't afford it you fucking inbred Brummie prick, now fuck off and slit your wife's throat so nobody ever has to hear the nasal whining bitch fucking moaning about how she's skint because she's married a fucking loser who doesn't even get paid enough to get a morgage.

c*nts

grifter · « **Reply #218 on:** July 25, 2005, 06:20:33 pm »

Any ad with Andie Macdowel in,or whatever her name is,cant fuckin stand her.

Also,anyone noticed the Homebase ads don,t get that close to Leslie Ash now since her lips are the size of two Walls bangers.

DK · « **Reply #219 on:** July 25, 2005, 06:25:04 pm »

The IBM one gives me the shits at the moment.

It's the one where the little Asian asks if she can join the classroom and the man asks why she doesn't go to her normal school.

'I'm from a small town in China and we don't have a school' she says.

Which is why she can speak perfect English of course.

Buck Pete · « **Reply #220 on:** July 25, 2005, 06:28:17 pm »

What about those Pringles adverts?

A group of 30 somethings poncing about with a tube of crisps. Crunching them in each others faces and making stupid fucking duck bill replicas using two Pringles.

Imagine turning up at their party with your 6 pack of lager to be greeted by that bunch of nob jocky's fucking about with a packet of crisps.

Im off down the pub and leaving you weird c*nts to it.

grifter · « **Reply #221 on:** July 25, 2005, 06:43:15 pm »

Jamie cuntin Oliver going to Scotland to check out the sausages to see if there up to scratch

Does he shite,ITS ONLY A FUCKIN SAUSAGE....now fuck off in your retro VW camper van with your trendy mates and stick yeh tongue back in yeh slobbering twat.

Mum clean the kitchen floor,kid comes running in football kit caked head to toe in mud...Mum smiles and gets the Flash out instead of twating the little bastard.

Branno · « **Reply #222 on:** July 25, 2005, 06:55:54 pm »

Quote from: grifter on July 25, 2005, 06:43:15 pm

Mum clean the kitchen floor,kid comes running in football kit caked head to toe in mud...Mum smiles and gets the Flash out instead of twating the little bastard.

Good call.......like those baths full off scum and shit. You dirty fucking bitch....how on earth could any self respecting housewife let the bathroom get in that state in the first place. Oh yeah and she's happy and smiling........must be fucking rag week

Branno · « **Reply #223 on:** July 25, 2005, 06:59:16 pm »

On a brighter note.......bring back Condor Cigar adverts!

Istanbul......what a fucking 'condor' fucking moment that would have been. Just imagine Rafa sitting back on the bench all relaxed chuffing away on a condor....just after Jerzy saved Shevo's pen!

Branno · « **Reply #224 on:** July 25, 2005, 07:02:03 pm »

Remember the girl in the flake ads

"Only the crumbleist, flakeist, chocolate........."

**Milky, milky**

Rizla · « **Reply #225 on:** July 25, 2005, 07:18:22 pm »

Those halifax ads with Howard the singing bank clerk

Cant stand that c*nt!

hooded claw · « **Reply #226 on:** July 25, 2005, 07:26:39 pm »

Quote from: Garstonite on July 25, 2005, 02:35:53 pm

Have you been readint those magazines against Mr. Claw?

Errrrmmm...translation? My eyesight's not what it was for some reason

Ferg · « **Reply #227 on:** July 25, 2005, 09:16:24 pm »

Quote from: Branno on July 25, 2005, 06:59:16 pm

On a brighter note.......bring back Condor Cigar adverts!

Istanbul......what a fucking 'condor' fucking moment that would have been. Just imagine Rafa sitting back on the bench all relaxed chuffing away on a condor....just after Jerzy saved Shevo's pen!

fuckin' bang on mate

Quote from: Rizla on July 25, 2005, 07:18:22 pm

Those halifax ads with Howard the singing bank clerk

Cant stand that c*nt!

i'm with the halifax and that speccy twat makes me want to change banks.
c*nt.

Yasar · « **Reply #228 on:** July 25, 2005, 09:21:47 pm »

Quote from: Curly Tom on July 25, 2005, 06:08:44 pm

The 'Picture' loan advert.

The man in that is sucha fuckin c*nt, headin some fuckin deflated ball, as his wife films him phonin up a loans company. Why the fuck would she do that anyway?

The 5th Benitle · « **Reply #229 on:** July 25, 2005, 09:28:51 pm »

Churchill, that fucking dog
Oh, no, no, nooooooooooooooooooooo

adopted_scouser · « **Reply #230 on:** July 26, 2005, 01:15:26 pm »

Quote from: $unny on July 25, 2005, 06:08:05 pm

Any Loan Advert!! Yes even the Michael Winner ones..

Michael Winner does car insurance ones

Hudson66 · « **Reply #231 on:** July 26, 2005, 01:32:57 pm »

any, insurance..loan..mortgage adverts etc. All teadious, especially the "They" advert, you know the one. "Hello are you they?" *group of people in grey turtle necks* "yes"....i hate it i hate it i hate it.

Redned · « **Reply #232 on:** July 26, 2005, 03:17:44 pm »

definitely the halifax one

and that f*cking frog!!!

blert596 · « **Reply #233 on:** November 8, 2005, 07:10:46 pm »

Now I know its Chrimbo nearly an all that.....

But what the fuck are phillips on?

Just what you wanted for Chrismas.....a fucking Open MRI Scanner. What the fucks all that about?

I can just see the average couple talking at night when the kids are in bed, "What are we gonna get Johnny this year? He's at that awkward age"

"Dont worry love, put away that littlewoods catalogue. Ive ordered this little beauty for him."

Presses the video play button. Seconds later.

"Wow darling. The rest of the kids are gonna be so jealous"

Bastards. All I got was a Chopper! If only I'd had a brain disorder...Damn!

JoeH · « **Reply #234 on:** November 8, 2005, 07:13:53 pm »

The sky ones with the dog and duck,.. then they made a channel with them to help us!!! Its not us that need help!!!

Gaz123456 · « **Reply #235 on:** November 8, 2005, 07:47:20 pm »

Hate the Iceland one with Kerry Katona

adopted_scouser · « **Reply #236 on:** November 8, 2005, 08:22:16 pm »

This is the story of the man with 1700 friends....

RigBon1892 · « **Reply #237 on:** November 8, 2005, 08:29:36 pm »

I dont hate the Honda ones, I just find them WEIRD, as with any 3 mobile ads, though I quiten like the one where the little Japanese girl is being bullied and the cherry starts singing "If you leave me now"

Bloody hate; those esure ones(calm down dear, etc etc)
the KFC ones, shut up already, any for McDs, and Direct Line and Halifax ones

Theres one thats always on on Irish TV during the summer when its the championship season, of the penguins playing hurling, its a good advert but im like WTF???

One I used to hate was that Lucozade sport one with Michael O, "Hear that? thats the sound of second place?" would have loved Mikey to turn around and deck him

RigBon1892 · « **Reply #238 on:** November 8, 2005, 08:34:01 pm »

Im not a big fan of the IBM ones either, theres that one where the man says to his boss about a "cool" idea, and the man goes off on one about how "cool costs him money" then at the end when hes heard the ides, replies with"cool"

adopted_scouser · « **Reply #239 on:** November 8, 2005, 08:41:33 pm »

the new barclaycard ones are good in my opinion.