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Re: Ask - R(ob)AWK replies
« Reply #200 on: June 11, 2009, 01:36:21 pm »
Oh yes. I'll reach right out and give her a good scratch. I don't mind being a meal if it will keep her healthy.   :D
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Re: Ask - R(ob)AWK replies
« Reply #201 on: June 11, 2009, 01:37:56 pm »
In Tom and Jerry, lions always make friends with Jerry. I would dispose of any cats that you own and keep some mice. Ensure that you have a good supply of non-electric irons, milk bottles, freshly baked pies with unidentified red fillings, invisible ink, white paint, rakes, bowling balls, forks and cheese. Lots of cheese. A vintage radio to give updates on the escaped animal is also essential.

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Re: Ask - R(ob)AWK replies
« Reply #202 on: June 11, 2009, 01:38:37 pm »
Oh yes. I'll reach right out and give her a good scratch. I don't mind being a meal if it will keep her healthy.   :D

Whilst scratching her, get some of her poo. It's very good at keeping cats out of your garden. Apparently.

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« Reply #203 on: June 11, 2009, 01:41:08 pm »
Lions love to be sneaked up on and kicked up the arse. I'd definitely recommend that.
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« Reply #204 on: June 11, 2009, 01:54:03 pm »
Lions love to be sneaked up on and kicked up the arse. I'd definitely recommend that.


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« Reply #205 on: June 14, 2009, 09:05:34 pm »
What's the tune for this song?

your sister is your mother,
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And is there a thread for songs like this?

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Re: Ask - R(ob)AWK replies
« Reply #206 on: June 14, 2009, 09:50:25 pm »
The Adams family.

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Re: Ask - R(ob)AWK replies
« Reply #207 on: June 14, 2009, 10:34:49 pm »
The Adams family.

And no. :P

Addams family.

And probably. Just not on RAWK.

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« Reply #208 on: June 15, 2009, 12:05:58 am »
What do you call that long stringy thing that protrudes out of the japseye and smells of garlic? and is it okay to pull it off?
It is most odd.

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« Reply #209 on: June 15, 2009, 12:08:11 am »
What do you call that long stringy thing that protrudes out of the japseye and smells of garlic? and is it okay to pull it off?

Candiru.

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Re: Ask - R(ob)AWK replies
« Reply #210 on: August 18, 2009, 10:13:20 pm »
Where does this "Dropba" nickname for Drogba originate from?

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« Reply #211 on: August 18, 2009, 10:15:34 pm »
Where does this "Dropba" nickname for Dropba originate from?

The UCL quarters second leg last season.

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« Reply #212 on: August 18, 2009, 10:16:27 pm »
How much money do we really have left to spend on transfers?
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« Reply #213 on: August 18, 2009, 10:42:11 pm »
The UCL quarters second leg last season.
Still don't get it.

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« Reply #214 on: August 18, 2009, 11:07:00 pm »
Still don't get it.

He "drops" all over the place, as in he dives and falls theatrically. The "ba" bit, defo cus he's related to some sort of sheep, or maybe he reminded a RAWK mod of long forgotten French striker Ibrahim Ba.


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« Reply #215 on: August 18, 2009, 11:18:40 pm »
The "ba" bit, defo cus he's related to some sort of sheep, or maybe he reminded a RAWK mod of long forgotten French striker Ibrahim Ba.
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« Reply #216 on: August 18, 2009, 11:23:51 pm »
Apparently someone has misplaced their full grown female African lion in my neighborhood. She's been sighted several times within 2 miles, last time about 1/2 mile from my home. Being that I'm on Lake Lanier, in the North Georgia mountains there is plenty to eat and drink. So far she has not shown any aggression to the people that have seen her. She has not killed any of the thousands of cows, sheep, goats that are everywhere. At least none have been reported. There are so many I don't know if people are even keeping an accurate head count. My question is, if I do happen to come up on her, or she walks up to me, what exactly should I do? Besides fall over in a dead faint. I did google it, but know there are a couple of people on here that are familiar with felines. Thanks.
did you ever see the lion?

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« Reply #217 on: August 18, 2009, 11:32:18 pm »
Apparently someone has misplaced their full grown female African lion in my neighborhood. She's been sighted several times within 2 miles, last time about 1/2 mile from my home. Being that I'm on Lake Lanier, in the North Georgia mountains there is plenty to eat and drink. So far she has not shown any aggression to the people that have seen her. She has not killed any of the thousands of cows, sheep, goats that are everywhere. At least none have been reported. There are so many I don't know if people are even keeping an accurate head count. My question is, if I do happen to come up on her, or she walks up to me, what exactly should I do? Besides fall over in a dead faint. I did google it, but know there are a couple of people on here that are familiar with felines. Thanks.

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« Reply #218 on: August 18, 2009, 11:39:56 pm »
if there were more sponges in the world would there be less water?  ???
Giant sponges. That is the answer for flooding.

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« Reply #219 on: August 18, 2009, 11:45:08 pm »
if there were more sponges in the world would there be less water?  ???

No, there would still be the same amount of water, however the would would be encased within the pores of the sponges. Unless you are referring to natural sponges, which, if the numbers increased in any great magnitude, could probably lower the sea level a minute amount. That is, assuming that the sponges do absorb water in their natured stage of life, rather than once it is out of water.

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« Reply #220 on: August 18, 2009, 11:49:08 pm »
Heres one, if i run me ex bird over and kill her accidentally. When i get out of Jail, will i get the baby for good. Just asking like.
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« Reply #221 on: August 18, 2009, 11:50:21 pm »
LFCmike a very thorough report there,,thanks  :D
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« Reply #222 on: August 18, 2009, 11:53:32 pm »
Heres one, if i run me ex bird over and kill her accidentally. When i get out of Jail, will i get the baby for good. Just asking like.
if you make it look like an accident theres a good chance you will get away with it.Expect a lengthly court case though.Your best bet is get someone else to do it,be in the vicinity and whilst the police etc and ambulance service arrive perform mouth to outh or any other first aid on your exwife pretending you care,then the baby is a good as yours
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« Reply #223 on: August 19, 2009, 12:17:20 am »
if i eat lots of bran flakes - day after day - will i die from my arse exploding?

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« Reply #224 on: August 19, 2009, 10:20:02 am »
if i eat lots of bran flakes - day after day - will i die from my arse exploding?

Probably not. However, your ring will resemble this.....

like one day u will find out im not female :)

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« Reply #225 on: August 19, 2009, 10:28:42 am »
if i eat lots of bran flakes - day after day - will i die from my arse exploding?
No, but you will probably kill someone out of boredom.

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« Reply #226 on: August 26, 2009, 11:53:36 pm »
at any odeon cinema do they have amusments/ arcades within them?  The reason im asking is that i have to come up with a product or service for odeon cinema for business studies. any other suggestions for an idea are welcome :D
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« Reply #227 on: August 27, 2009, 12:47:35 am »
Showcase do, not sure about Odeon, the one in L1 hasn't anyway. Actually thinking about it, the one in Switch Island has.
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« Reply #228 on: August 27, 2009, 12:53:21 am »
Er, my local Odeon has a couple of arcade machines. Whether that counts as a full-blown arcade I'm not sure.

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« Reply #229 on: August 27, 2009, 12:58:08 am »
I know the one in Gateshead has a few arcade machines
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« Reply #230 on: August 27, 2009, 02:15:21 am »
Question

I booked a flight to the UK about 3-4 months ago with my old passport and I just got my passport renewed, Do I need to tell the travel agency the new passport number or can i just take my old passport as well? thanks
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« Reply #231 on: August 27, 2009, 02:46:57 am »
how far is up?
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« Reply #232 on: August 27, 2009, 02:56:11 am »
Whats better with pasta, passata/pasta sauce or pureed tomatoes?

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« Reply #233 on: August 27, 2009, 11:32:12 am »
Im going to New York in November. My passport expires in May 2010. Will there be enough time left on my passport because i've heard the yanks can be funny about that kind of thing. (By funny, i obviously mean a pain in the arse - no yank is haha funny. Ever.)
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« Reply #234 on: August 27, 2009, 11:39:50 am »
Im going to New York in November. My passport expires in May 2010. Will there be enough time left on my passport because i've heard the yanks can be funny about that kind of thing. (By funny, i obviously mean a pain in the arse - no yank is haha funny. Ever.)

You might just about be OK, I think its 6 months is the cut off
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« Reply #235 on: August 27, 2009, 12:03:18 pm »
Whats better with pasta, passata/pasta sauce or pureed tomatoes?

Puree tomatoes would probably be too tart on their own, try adding brown sugar a spoon at a time until it's just sweet enough, plus i recommend adding some basil and oregano. Or just buy pasta sauce.

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« Reply #236 on: August 27, 2009, 02:59:27 pm »
If we can track down any descendants of jesus, would they have a case against god for compensation? The way they look and everything about them is down to this "immaculate conception" nonsense .  He raped Mary at the end of the day, and just cos it's his game doesn't mean he can go around taking advantage like that.

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« Reply #237 on: August 30, 2009, 03:41:23 am »
Im going to New York in November. My passport expires in May 2010. Will there be enough time left on my passport because i've heard the yanks can be funny about that kind of thing. (By funny, i obviously mean a pain in the arse - no yank is haha funny. Ever.)

When I went through US immigration a fortnight ago, the officer cracked jokes and allowed a green visa waiver card with a crossing out on it. If the building hadn't been stiffling hot and the queues enormous, I would have worried that I got on the wrong plane.

The US government now have my fingerprints, the UK doesn't. That just seems wrong. 

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« Reply #238 on: August 30, 2009, 02:07:35 pm »
If we can track down any descendants of jesus, would they have a case against god for compensation? The way they look and everything about them is down to this "immaculate conception" nonsense .  He raped Mary at the end of the day, and just cos it's his game doesn't mean he can go around taking advantage like that.

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« Reply #239 on: August 30, 2009, 09:20:54 pm »
If we can track down any descendants of jesus, would they have a case against god for compensation? The way they look and everything about them is down to this "immaculate conception" nonsense .  He raped Mary at the end of the day, and just cos it's his game doesn't mean he can go around taking advantage like that.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernie_Chambers#2007_Lawsuit_against_God

The judge rejected an appeal as they did not have an address for God to serve the court papers...