Not sure what are y'all talking about, those quotes are 100% legit. And there are plenty more:
"While swimming on my papi's nutsuck in sunny Spain, we used to watch old Leeds games together. He once said to me (pointing at his testicles): Son, I know you´re probably gonna end up in a tissue, but if you don't I want you to be like that man. Who that man was? No other than Jack Charlton." - Fernando Hierro