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Re: PL: Everton 1 vs 2 Liverpool Hendo 9' Salah 19’ Gray 38’
« Reply #80 on: December 1, 2021, 09:36:12 pm »
Why is Pickford shoving his shorts up?
makes his legs look longer.
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Re: PL: Everton 1 vs 2 Liverpool Hendo 9' Salah 19’ Gray 38’
« Reply #81 on: December 1, 2021, 09:36:32 pm »
61 Robbo puts in a corner that Pickford just about deflects away from goal.
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Re: PL: Everton 1 vs 2 Liverpool Hendo 9' Salah 19’ Gray 38’
« Reply #82 on: December 1, 2021, 09:37:23 pm »
Hasn’t touched him.
94 Corner to us. Last kick. Ali in the box and he’s scored

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Re: PL: Everton 1 vs 2 Liverpool Hendo 9' Salah 19’ Gray 38’
« Reply #83 on: December 1, 2021, 09:37:33 pm »
Wow… that’s an incredible dive.
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Re: PL: Everton 1 vs 2 Liverpool Hendo 9' Salah 19’ Gray 38’
« Reply #84 on: December 1, 2021, 09:37:39 pm »
62 Robbo booked for Gordon diving and Everton get a dangerous free kick. Townsend hits the ball it hits our wall and goes out.
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Re: PL: Everton 1 vs 2 Liverpool Hendo 9' Salah 19’ Gray 38’
« Reply #85 on: December 1, 2021, 09:37:49 pm »
Uh! There was zero contact there - how is that a card ?

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Re: PL: Everton 1 vs 2 Liverpool Hendo 9' Salah 19’ Gray 38’
« Reply #86 on: December 1, 2021, 09:38:47 pm »
Get in
94 Corner to us. Last kick. Ali in the box and he’s scored

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Re: PL: Everton 1 vs 3 Liverpool Hendo 9' Salah 19’ 64’Gray 38’
« Reply #87 on: December 1, 2021, 09:39:13 pm »
Empty the stands!
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Re: PL: Everton 1 vs 2 Liverpool Hendo 9' Salah 19’ Gray 38’
« Reply #88 on: December 1, 2021, 09:39:18 pm »
63 End to end and Salah beautifully nips the ball past Pickford who is nowhere.

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Re: PL: Everton 1 vs 3 Liverpool Hendo 9' Salah 19’ 64’ Gray 38’
« Reply #89 on: December 1, 2021, 09:40:04 pm »
Pickford hitting the ground in frustration and yet he's nowhere.  ;D
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Re: PL: Everton 1 vs 2 Liverpool Hendo 9' Salah 19’ Gray 38’
« Reply #90 on: December 1, 2021, 09:40:11 pm »
63 End to end and Salah beautifully nips the ball past Pickford who is nowhere. 0-3
Have you docked their goal?  ;D
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Re: PL: Everton 1 vs 3 Liverpool Hendo 9' Salah 19’ 64’ Gray 38’
« Reply #91 on: December 1, 2021, 09:41:14 pm »
65 Hendo boots the ball down field Mane goes after it and Picking comes flying out clears the ball and hits Mane up the backside.
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Re: PL: Everton 1 vs 2 Liverpool Hendo 9' Salah 19’ Gray 38’
« Reply #92 on: December 1, 2021, 09:41:36 pm »
Have you docked their goal?  ;D

Yes. They are not worthy.  :D
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Re: PL: Everton 1 vs 2 Liverpool Hendo 9' Salah 19’ Gray 38’
« Reply #93 on: December 1, 2021, 09:42:04 pm »
Yes. They are not worthy.  :D
Is right Jill
94 Corner to us. Last kick. Ali in the box and he’s scored

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Re: PL: Everton 1 vs 2 Liverpool Hendo 9' Salah 19’ Gray 38’
« Reply #94 on: December 1, 2021, 09:42:23 pm »
Have you docked their goal?  ;D
Pity we can’t 😄

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Re: PL: Everton 1 vs 3 Liverpool Hendo 9' Salah 19’ 64’ Gray 38’
« Reply #95 on: December 1, 2021, 09:43:53 pm »
68 Game in a bit of a lull we're just taking a breather passing the ball around.
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Re: PL: Everton 1 vs 3 Liverpool Hendo 9' Salah 19’ 64’ Gray 38’
« Reply #96 on: December 1, 2021, 09:44:14 pm »
Sublime that by Jordan - ghosted past his man with a delightful shimmy

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Re: PL: Everton 1 vs 3 Liverpool Hendo 9' Salah 19’ 64’ Gray 38’
« Reply #97 on: December 1, 2021, 09:45:05 pm »
69 A splendid nutmeg by Hendo there, and the move ends with a corner. Robbo puts it in and Jota's header is over the bar.
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Re: PL: Everton 1 vs 3 Liverpool Hendo 9' Salah 19’ 64’ Gray 38’
« Reply #98 on: December 1, 2021, 09:46:45 pm »
70 I love the way our front three and gliding around the pitch and one of these moments Everton will lose the ball in a very dangerous position.
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Re: PL: Everton 1 vs 3 Liverpool Hendo 9' Salah 19’ 64’ Gray 38’
« Reply #99 on: December 1, 2021, 09:47:52 pm »
72 Delpth on for Townsend.
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Re: PL: Everton 1 vs 3 Liverpool Hendo 9' Salah 19’ 64’ Gray 38’
« Reply #100 on: December 1, 2021, 09:48:51 pm »
Merry Christmas Everton rings out….

Love it.
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Re: PL: Everton 1 vs 3 Liverpool Hendo 9' Salah 19’ 64’ Gray 38’
« Reply #101 on: December 1, 2021, 09:48:54 pm »
Ah, El Burro being readied…

Good, good

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Re: PL: Everton 1 vs 3 Liverpool Hendo 9' Salah 19’ 64’ Gray 38’
« Reply #102 on: December 1, 2021, 09:49:02 pm »
73 Milly is about to come on for us. Thiago is taken off, applauded warmly by the Reds fans.
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Re: PL: Everton 1 vs 3 Liverpool Hendo 9' Salah 19’ 64’ Gray 38’
« Reply #103 on: December 1, 2021, 09:50:55 pm »
75 We are presently controlling the field, everything under control a good game management.

Over to Sir Bob.
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Re: PL: Everton 1 vs 3 Liverpool Hendo 9' Salah 19’ 64’ Gray 38’
« Reply #104 on: December 1, 2021, 09:51:40 pm »
Oh, a boo’er being wrestled off by the stewards

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Re: PL: Everton 1 vs 3 Liverpool Hendo 9' Salah 19’ 64’ Gray 38’
« Reply #105 on: December 1, 2021, 09:52:08 pm »
I wondered what was going on there. ;D
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Re: PL: Everton 1 vs 3 Liverpool Hendo 9' Salah 19’ 64’ Gray 38’
« Reply #106 on: December 1, 2021, 09:52:08 pm »
76 Break in play as an irate local is escorted away by the constabulary.
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Re: PL: Everton 1 vs 3 Liverpool Hendo 9' Salah 19’ 64’ Gray 38’
« Reply #107 on: December 1, 2021, 09:53:22 pm »
4-1 Reds. Robbo feeds Jota who turns brilliantly in the box and smashes it past little arms
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Re: PL: Everton 1 vs 3 Liverpool Hendo 9' Salah 19’ 64’ Gray 38’
« Reply #108 on: December 1, 2021, 09:53:38 pm »
The mass walk out is under way.
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That was just an incredible goal, I thought the angle would be too much for him but a stunning finish.
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 Virgil looks thoroughly pissed off at being carded :lmao

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Surely that was a handball by Coleman?
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80 Jota tries to break and there’s a blatant handball from Coleman not given. We keep possession and Mane dawdles all day when he had a real chance to get a shot off from about six yards. Hendo off for Ox. Previously VVD was booked for a kick.
94 Corner to us. Last kick. Ali in the box and he’s scored

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Surely that was a handball by Coleman?
it was - but outside the area so no VAR - the Lino hasn’t covered himself in glory there.

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Rafa’s name being sung not by the home fans though.
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All we want now is no injuries and it’s a perfect night.

Well, a Mo hat trick would be nice too

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86 Rafa’s song bellows out from the away end.
94 Corner to us. Last kick. Ali in the box and he’s scored

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88 Jota off for Minamino
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How is Tosun still at Everton?

He’s shit.  Even by their standards
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How is Tosun still at Everton?

He’s shit.  Even by their standards

It’s them big wages they are paying him.
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