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« on: April 21, 2004, 11:21:14 pm »
Swazi king fired PM by text message

Swaziland's King Mswati fired former Prime Minister Sibusiso Dlamini last year via a text message on his cellphone, enraged local lawmakers say.

"This was an embarrassment," said Magwagwa Mdluli, a former natural resources minister now serving in parliament.

Attorney General Phesheya Dlamini, reportedly acting on instructions from the king, sent Dlamini an SMS message in September informing him he was being replaced as part of a wider government shake-up ahead of parliamentary elections.

The new parliament -- regarded, like its predecessor, as little more than a rubber stamp for royal policies -- convened last month and members this week reviewed Dlamini's termination.

Political analysts said many royal loyalists were shocked by the abrupt method used to dump the long-time prime minister, who had been a strong supporter of Mswati in his role as sub-Saharan Africa's last absolute monarch.

"If a loyalist Sibusiso could be kicked out so rudely, it says a lot about palace attitudes towards those who serve them," one Mbabane attorney said.

It was not clear whether the king had sanctioned the method of firing by text message.

Mswati has sparked controversy over what critics say are increasingly authoritarian policies coupled with a lavish royal lifestyle.

The young king hit the news again this week as some 10,000 guests gathered for a massive party to mark his 36th birthday, a luxury some critics said was inappropriate for an impoverished landlocked kingdom where more than two-thirds of the people live on less than $1 per day.

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« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2004, 11:22:05 pm »
German pair auction child for one euro

A German woman and a male friend face prosecution for human trafficking after they put the woman's daughter up for auction on the Internet at a starting price of one euro (66 pence), authorities say.

A photograph of the 8-year-old child was posted by the man, from the Bavarian town of Traunstein, who later told police he had placed the offer to test the online auction system.

The senior state prosecutor investigating the case said both the man, 35, and mother, 41, faced charges of attempted child trafficking.

"Three people made offers for the child and the bidding price reached 25.50 euros before the item was removed after between three to four hours by the company's security," he said.

Like other countries in western Europe, Germany has seen a surge in human trafficking in recent years as well as a number of high-profile child pornography cases often connected with the Internet.
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« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2004, 11:24:11 pm »
Referee u-turn over riot-provoking goal


A Nigerian referee who ruled out a late goal at the weekend to prevent a riot has changed his mind and awarded victory to league leaders Dolphin FC.

Dolphin, playing at Plateau United, scored a goal in the 87th minute. After a pitch invasion which the police took 10 minutes to clear, the referee decided to cancel the goal and the game ended 0-0.

In his match report to the Nigerian Football Association (NFA), however, the referee said the goal was genuine and gave Dolphin a 1-0 win.

"He said he had to reverse the decision at the time to prevent a breakdown of law and order in view of the volatile situation in the stadium," NFA league spokesman Salisu Abubakar told reporters.

"Based on his report, the three points go to Dolphin."

Dolphin manager Diepriye Fiberesima was stabbed after Plateau supporters stormed the pitch, waving knives and cutlasses, according to media reports. He was taken to hospital and later discharged.

The three points allow Dolphin FC to consolidate their lead in the Nigerian premier league. Dolphin have 31 points from 13 games, an eight-point lead over Iwuanyanwu Nationale.

The Nigerian league has been punctuated by violent incidents since the season began in February.

Kwara United are to protest the alleged kidnapping of their Liberian coach Jokar Wrechar by supporters of Gabros FC.

Wrechar, according to local media, disappeared after halftime and the visitors refused to play on, forcing the referee to abandon the match and award it to Gabros.

The Liberian appeared several hours later in the team hotel, saying seven gunmen abducted him from the stadium.
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« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2004, 11:59:15 pm »
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Arrested driver 'on condom mercy mission'

An Australian man caught driving without a licence told police he was on an urgent mission to deliver condoms his cousin.

The Northern Territory News reports magistrates in Darwin heard how 24-year-old Lee Collinson was pulled over by officers in October.

When asked why he was driving without a licence, he said: "My cousin was about to (have sex with) this girl and he needed his bum bag because it had his condoms in it."

Magistrate David Loadman said: "Carrying condoms to a mate who is in desperate need must be something much better than the good Samaritan ever did.

"I cannot imagine the scene. This woman, about to embrace passionately, is waiting for the condom arrival. Bizarre in the extreme."

He told Collinson: "When the Poms ask Australians to define mateship, your circumstances could serve as a very good example."

Collinson, of Darwin, was fined $100. Outside court he said: "I don't regret my actions and I would do it again. My cousin is like a brother to me.

"And at least he was practising safe sex. He was being responsible. He got the condoms and I think he had a good night."

Dont even bother trying to steal my mantle mate.

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« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2004, 12:02:19 am »

"And at least he was practising safe sex. He was being responsible. He got the condoms and I think he had a good night."


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« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2004, 01:29:56 pm »
Rampant rhino gets amorous with car

A rampant rhinoceros gave a group of visitors a glimpse of nature in the raw at a safari park when he tried to have sex with their car.

Sharka, a two-ton white rhino, got amorous with Dave Alsop's car when he stopped with three friends to take pictures of the animal mating with his partner Trixie at the West Midland Safari Park.

The 12-year-old rhino tried to mount the Renault Laguna from the side, denting the doors and ripping off the wing mirrors before Dave drove away with a puffing Sharka in pursuit.

"He was a big boy and obviously aroused," Alsop told the Sun on Thursday. "He sidled up against us. The next thing I know he's banging away at the car and it's rocking like hell."

A spokeswoman for the park, which says "rhinos are not particularly intelligent animals" on its website, said Sharka was a hit with the female rhinos and had fathered two calves in the last five years.

"He's got a bit of a reputation this lad and he was obviously at it again," she added.
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« Reply #6 on: April 26, 2004, 12:27:32 pm »
Six men in a boat smash Thames record

Six men in a Victorian-era skiff have smashed the record for rowing down the River Thames, finishing the 186-mile (298-km) route in 30 hours and 57 minutes.

The previous record, set in 1993 by Lower Thames Rowing Club, was 38 hours and 43 minutes.

"At the moment I am just very tired. But I am sure that in a few minutes I will be very happy," Mark Hobson, who previously took part in world record setting rows across the English Channel and from London to Paris in 1997 and 1999, told Reuters.

The route, known as the Giant Meander because of the wandering path of the Thames, starts at the ancient wool town of Lechlade, once the highest navigable point on the river. It passes through London and ends at Southend Pier in the Thames estuary.

"We had a very flat patch in the middle of the night, but our spirits started to rise as we were passing Tower Bridge with the sun coming up this morning and they have been rising ever since," Hobson said.

The six men, all from Dittons Skiff and Punting Club, took turns in rowing, coxing and resting with four rowing at any one time.

"I don't know if I will be doing much celebrating tonight. I am too tired. I think a couple of beers will do for me," Hobson said.
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« Reply #7 on: April 26, 2004, 06:19:19 pm »
Court official sues after toilet breaks under him

A New York court official is suing the city after a toilet he was sitting on, broke.

Frank D'Alessandro is claiming $5m (about £2.8m) following the incident last July.

He says he's suffered four herniated discs in his back after hitting the floor, says the New York Post.

Mr D'Alessandro said: "I was sitting on the toilet bowl and the next thing you know, it exploded. I was on the floor, on top of a pile of broken porcelain, in a puddle of water and filth."

He now goes to physical therapy and a chiropractor, and stretches every morning for 20 minutes before going to work. "It's a pain in the ass to do all this stuff," he said.


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« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2004, 10:05:29 am »
Cops want spider gun to snare bridge jumpers
Tue 27 April, 2004 04:20
 
SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - Attention Spiderman: California needs you.

The state highway patrol, hoping to avoid another epic traffic jam caused by a suicide jumper on a major bridge, wants inventors to design and build a gun that can capture would-be jumpers in a spider-like web.

"At this point we're about ready to put out a request for a proposal," said California Highway Patrol spokesman Tom Marshall. "And we'll just see if there's some technology that might be usable."

The idea for a suicide spider gun was first floated by a local radio talk-show host following a 13-hour standoff between cops and a blade-wielding man threatening to jump off the San Francisco-Oakland Bay Bridge, Marshall said.

After hours in traffic, some motorists were so furious that some yelled out for the man to jump.

The April 2 incident cost the highway patrol an estimated $100,000 (56,000 pounds) in overtime and other expenses, Marshall said, not to mention the costs of the delays to the region.

The stand-off came to a close only after the man, exhausted, curled up on the platform and a SWAT team stunned him with a bean-bag gun. He now faces criminal charges.

"Any time you tie up a major artery like the Bay Bridge, you want to look at what could we do that would be different," Marshall said.


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« Reply #9 on: May 5, 2004, 07:42:30 am »
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Man's stomach spills out after op
Posted Sat, 01 May 2004

George Sternats' first concern on returning home after having surgical staples removed from his abdomen following a stomach operation was to check on his backyard garden.

But instead of gathering some fresh vegetables, the 65-year-old found himself picking up his own stomach that had spilled out when his surgical wound reopened, his partner said on Friday.

'Get the ambulance, my stomach fell out'

"He was looking at how many tomatoes were on, and next minute I heard him scream 'Get the ambulance, my stomach fell out'," Cheryl Orme told reporters.

Sternats wrapped a towel around himself to hold his stomach in while Orme called an ambulance.

"They wanted to know if he had pains in his chest and I screamed at them 'His stomach fell out, he just got staples out from a cancer operation'," Orme recounted.

"What more can you say when your man's stomach's hanging out? Isn't that enough for them to come straight away?"

Sternats, from the northeastern city of Cairns, underwent surgery earlier this month to remove cancerous tumours from his abdomen and the surgical wound was closed with medical staples.

Doctors ordered the staples removed on Wednesday morning and the couple returned home shortly after, Orme said.

Couple plans to sue for negligence

Sternats was reported to be in stable condition but Orme said she planned to sue health authorities for negligence in removing the staples too soon.

"It's the most horrific thing I've ever seen, especially with someone you love," she said.

"Every time I try to sleep I see George holding his stomach in his hands."

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« Reply #10 on: May 5, 2004, 12:51:37 pm »
ffs  ::)
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« Reply #11 on: May 9, 2004, 09:07:31 pm »
Pc wearing only fishnets arrested after car chase

A French policeman has been stopped at the wheel of his car wearing only a pair of fishnet tights.

Fellow officers had chased him through the outskirts of Paris.

He faces a trial for drunk driving, reports Sky News.

Prosecutors say the man admitted he was a part-time prostitute.

The officer was arrested after the pursuit through the Bois de Boulogne.

It is a wooded area on the outskirts of Paris reputed as a nocturnal hangout for transsexual prostitutes.

The policeman told them he needed the extra income.

If convicted, he could lose his driver's licence and be fined.

Prosecutors said there was not enough evidence to try him for passive soliciting, which is punishable by prison in France.

 
 

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« Reply #12 on: May 9, 2004, 09:24:04 pm »
If convicted, he could lose his driver's licence and be fined.

that it??  lol @ the story  ;D
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« Reply #13 on: May 9, 2004, 09:29:15 pm »


that it??  lol @ the story  ;D

doesn't make him a bad person just for dressin funny.

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« Reply #14 on: May 9, 2004, 09:30:29 pm »


doesn't make him a bad person just for dressin funny.

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trying to tell us something mate?  :D
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« Reply #15 on: May 9, 2004, 09:35:22 pm »
Niche marketing to large farms helps small operations as well

Last September an unusual event occurred in the farm machinery industry. For the first time in at least two decades, at least by my reckoning, a new combine factory opened its doors. What I mean by "my reckoning" is that I haven't been invited to a combine plant dedication in the 18 years I've been covering the machinery industry.

This state-of-the-art Caterpillar facility lies in the western suburbs of Omaha, Nebraska. The factory is a departure from typical manufacturing facilities in that it is designed to be highly flexible -- there's no overhead conveyor system, for example. Instead, it relies on pneumatic carriers that float combines through the assembly process on air.

Oh, I've seen some neat machinery factories before. John Deere has a skid steer loader facility in North Carolina that would knock your socks off.

But what makes Cat's opening special is that it is symbolic of what is going on in the machinery industry today.

Targeting large farms

Someone who would erect a combine plant in this day and age must be very (very) optimistic, or blind to the fact that half as many combines (at 5,663) sold last year than a decade agoed to over 10,000 a decade ago. Combines don't sell like they use to. :(

Caterpillar is not blind. Instead, the firm is focusing on the upper-end or large-farmer market and investing in a harvester plant (partnering with Germany's Claas) to help capture specific customers. For example, part of Caterpillar's new rotary combine line has a 67-inch threshing width and packs 400-horsepower engines!

The head of Cat's ag products division, Bob Strube, makes no bones about his firm's aim to cater to large farmers. "We're confident that agriculture is a good business," he says. "And we have positioned ourselves to service the fastest-growing segment of the agricultural market . . . found in large-scale farming operations."

Caterpillar is not unique in targeting large farms. The other major manufacturers all play that game. But Cat is unique in that it has armed itself only with large machinery. To meet the requests such producers put on suppliers, Cat has brought out such on-demand services as a satellite system that alerts a dealer when a tractor breaks down. This uplink allows the dealer to determine the problem and dispatch a technician with the necessary parts to repair the tractor in the field.

Providing custom services to preferred producers is going to be the norm of the future. Several manufacturers have tried and are still working at stocking farm shops with parts. This allows operators with fully equipped shops and mechanics to have the parts they need to complete their own repairs.

Dealers of all colors are also positioning themselves as consultants to farmers, helping their customers find information. Oh, sure, salespeople will still come calling, pitching you on a deal. But in between those deals, they will visit your farm and ask what they can do to to pitch in.

Special deals, financing

In the next several years, keep an eye peeled for special purchase and financing packages as manufacturers try to capture more market share. They have sold at very (very) favorable prices and rates in the past to get new business. They will likely do even more of this in the future since their existence depends on it.

Take, for example, the combine leasing packages being offered in recent years. Such packages basically allow a farmer to run a combine for a year without making much more than an interest payment. The purpose is to keep the factory business pumping out combines, dealers busy leasing combines, and farmers busy running a particular brand of combine.

Small, medium farms benefit

Unfortunately for dealers, this resulted in a glut of used combines, which have been selling for unheard of low prices this past year. This is where preferred customer efforts and trying to gain market share help small and medium-size farmers. Such efforts put more good used machinery on the market and keep used prices reasonable.

An aside about Cat's plant opening: With New Holland's combine plant operating down the road from Omaha in Grand Island, Nebraska, this puts that state on the map as having as many harvester factories as Illinois. Both the Deere and Case IH plants are in Moline, Illinois, barely a stone's throw from each other. The only other combine facility in the nation is AGCO's operation in Hesston, Kansas, where it builds Gleaner, White, and Massey Ferguson harvesters.

Being tied for No. 1 in combine plants is no big deal, unless you're a Cornhusker like me. Seems appropriate -- the Cornhusker State and combines. Go Big Red.

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« Reply #16 on: May 9, 2004, 10:32:27 pm »
Emsy, sure that wasnt meant in a FAO Wellsie? ???
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« Reply #17 on: May 9, 2004, 10:42:16 pm »
Emsy, sure that wasnt meant in a FAO Wellsie? ???

 ???am i missing something? :-X
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« Reply #18 on: May 9, 2004, 10:47:26 pm »
well you are a farmer...
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« Reply #19 on: May 9, 2004, 10:51:54 pm »
well you are a farmer...
ahhh right

think we should both get our coats, though not together  ;)
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« Reply #20 on: May 9, 2004, 10:53:51 pm »
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« Reply #21 on: May 10, 2004, 08:32:01 am »
Violinist tunes in to arm wrestling
Sun 9 May, 2004 20:06
 
LIVERPOOL (Reuters) - A classically trained British violinist is preparing to battle a world champion arm-wrestler and says regular bouts of the pub sport have sharpened his fiddle-playing.

Liverpool violinist Daniel Axworthy, who took up arm-wrestling last year after beating a doorman in a contest for a bet, expects to face world bantamweight champion Steve Rogers in the 2004 "Arm Wars" contest at the end of May. Axworthy won a bronze medal in the sport in Switzerland last month.

Axworthy, a classical session player and violin teacher, told Reuters arm-wrestling had made pieces easier to play by strengthening his grip on the fingerboard.

"I've found I don't have to worry as much about the little finger," Axworthy said on Sunday. "It's intensified the vibrato and trills are easier."

"It's always been something I really wanted to do."


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« Reply #22 on: May 11, 2004, 08:21:08 am »
Extreme ironers head for the US

Enthusiasts of the sport of extreme ironing are heading to the US as part of their campaign for Olympic recognition.

Members of the Extreme Ironing Bureau will be aiming to show off their expertise by ironing in locations such as Mount Rushmore and Times Square.

Team member Phil Shaw said: "After our victory at the Extreme Ironing World Championships in 2002, I knew there was no other place for us to go but America.

"We liken it to the last unconquered territory. If you haven't extreme ironed here, you haven't truly mastered the art. Who knows what's in store for the sport next; maybe one day Olympic recognition."

The two-week long adventure begins in Boston, on May 17, continues in the Black Hills of South Dakota at Mount Rushmore among other locations, with a grand finale in Times Square on Memorial Day, May 31.

Extreme ironing involves ironing items of laundry in remote, inhospitable, dangerous or unusual locations.

Fans will have the opportunity to watch their progress on the extreme ironing website www.extremeironing.com.



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« Reply #23 on: May 11, 2004, 10:22:20 am »
Volunteer bottoms wanted

A US engineering firm wants volunteers to test out a butt-kicking machine

The Idaho Statesman says Leavitt & Associates needs some firm bottoms for research on its 'manually self-operated butt-kicking machine'.

The firm normally designs industrial plants, bridges and commercial buildings, but the butt-kicking idea grew rapidly after it was first suggested at a meeting.

"We were in a meeting and someone said we needed a device that would let a client kick our butts," company head J Reese Leavitt said.

"Groups can use this to put someone dressed up like, say, Osama bin Laden, and charge $1 to kick his butt," office manager Sandy Burmeister said.

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« Reply #24 on: May 11, 2004, 03:34:17 pm »
Osama bin Laden has placed a bounty on Kofi Annan's head......




















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« Reply #25 on: June 25, 2004, 10:37:55 am »
Judge 'caught using penis pump'

A judge in America is reportedly facing the sack after using a penis pump while trying cases in court.

Donald Thompson, 57, was seen fumbling beneath his robes under his bench.

Witnesses claim they heard 'whooshing' noises, and a police officer said he saw the judge pumping a tube between his legs.

Court clerk Lisa Foster says Thompson's manouevrings meant she saw his penis at least 20 times.

The judge, who presides at Creek County Court in Oklahoma, said the gadget, used to extend the penis, was a 'gag gift' from a friend.

But the district attorney wants him sacked for his 'moral turpitude'.

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« Reply #26 on: June 30, 2004, 02:31:25 pm »
Love rats scurry to alibi firm

A German company that offers alibis for love rats who want a fling on the side has proved so successful that it is now expanding abroad.

The Perfect Alibi agency has been such a success in providing straying Germans with plausible excuses for a weekend away that it is to open an office in Austria next month.

Perfect Alibi head Jens Schlingensief says he gets around 350 customers a month coming to him for the perfect excuse to give their wives, husbands or partners.

The lies can cost as little as £5 for a reassuring SMS to be sent to a distrustful spouse, or as much as £40 for an invitation to a weekend seminar.

Schlingensief says: "The favourite of our services is the written invitation. First we send an invitation for a business meeting and include with it a description of the seminar and the costs.

"While the partner believes their loved one has gone to Hamburg for the weekend for example, our customer is free to take their lover wherever they like."

Perfect Alibi employers then sit by a fake telephone all weekend fielding calls from partners by pretending to be the hotel receptionist and then secretly transferring the calls to the customer's mobile.

Schlingensief says he does not know his clients personally and the majority use his services over the internet. But he says he does ask for enough information to make sure his alibis are "watertight".

"I have to know enough about the client to make sure his or her alibi fits. There's no point sending a fork-lift truck driver to a doctor's conference," he said.

And Schlingensief says he doesn't suffer any sleepless nights over the fact that he provides people with bare-faced lies.

"Lies, necessary lies, is something you can discuss for a long time. That is a moral aspect. But I don't have any such thoughts. We are providing a service in modern-day Germany."

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« Reply #27 on: July 5, 2004, 12:55:59 pm »
Technology thwarts centenarian sprint record

100-year-old Philip Rabinowitz says faltering technology will not stop him proving he is the fastest centenarian on two legs.

The South African shattered the world 100m record for centenarians by more than seven seconds on Sunday, but a faulty electronic timer will keep the feat out of the record books, at least for now.

"It was wonderful, I didn't get tired at all," he said the day after his feat. "We will try again in September. Maybe I can do even better next time."

Hundreds of local people watched Rabinowitz, who tries to walk at least six km (four miles) a day, slash 7.3 seconds off Austrian Erwin Jaskulski's mark of 36.19 at a stadium in Cape Town.

It was only after finishing that Rabinowitz, who works as a book keeper for a pet food company, learned the timer had failed and that the hand-held stopwatch did not meet world record criteria.
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« Reply #28 on: July 5, 2004, 12:59:40 pm »
Pilot stops traffic to land on busy road
 
When a small plane made an emergency landing on a busy Beirut highway the pilot had the presence of mind to first stick his head out of the window and yell at the traffic to stop, witnesses say.

There were no injuries and no visible damage to the plane, which landed on a road on the southern edge of the Lebanese capital. Soldiers sealed off the area.

Airport officials said the Cessna 172 was on a training flight when it developed mechanical problems.

"I heard my neighbours shouting and came out to look," said Mohammad Matariya, who lives nearby.

"I saw the plane starting to come down, then I saw the pilot put his head out of the window and tell a boy on a motorbike: 'Stop the traffic, I have to land!'"

"The pilot was great, really brave," another witness Ahmad Abu Samir said. "He came down so slowly, very calmly. It could have been so much worse."
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Offenbach, Germany - Six out of 10 men in Germany didn't shower this morning.

But at least those six dirty fellows changed their underpants daily.

That's the national average, according to a new survey published on Monday, with over 70 percent of younger males under age 34 showering and changing their knickers daily.

But only 16 percent of men over 55 bother to bathe daily or put on fresh underwear.

The figures for German women show a similar age discrepancy, with over 80 percent of younger women bathing and cladding themselves with clean undergarments on a daily basis.

But more than 80 percent of women over 55 go more than a day without doing so.

Five percent of all men and two percent of women in Germany change their knickers just once a week, according to the survey by the Marplan Institute in Offenbach. - Sapa-dpa


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Bad Berneck - A bewildered elderly American tourist found himself mired in mud in a Bavarian forest - because he used a travel guide that was 90 years out of date, police in Germany said on Monday.

A passing farmer used a tractor to tow the 79-year-old man's rental car back to civilization, where officers were summoned to assist the lost traveller.

He showed them a copy of a travel guide entitled Beautiful Bayreuth and published on the eve of World War 1 in 1914.

"He told us he had read it over and over as a boy and had always wanted to visit the places listed in it," said a police spokesperson in Bad Berneck.

"But owing to the Great Depression and the war and raising a family and working all his life, he said he never got around to actually travelling abroad until now." - Sapa-dpa


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« Reply #31 on: July 11, 2004, 11:24:21 am »
Brussels - The European Union knows the precise number of cows grazing its fields.

But it's not so sure of the number of citizens in its 25 member states, its chief statistician was quoted as saying on Saturday.

Michel Vanden Abeele, director-general of statistics agency Eurostat, told Belgian newspaper L'Echo that the EU's leaders should stop demanding unnecessary data.

"Because of the mad cow disease crisis, we know the exact number of cattle in Europe. By contrast, we can't give the precise number of people who live in the European Union," he said.

There were 80 587 601 cows (20 271 497 of them dairy cattle) in the EU at the end of 2001, the most recent year for which full figures are published on Eurostat's website.

Around 450 million people currently live in the EU. Give or take a couple.

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Woman ties ex-husband up for 35 hours

A Romanian woman tied her ex-husband up for 35 hours - one hour for every unhappy year she said she spent with him.

Elena Gheorghiu, from Botosani, divorced her husband in 1987 but continued to live in the same house after failing to agree on an amicable split of their property.

The local daily newspaper National says the 57-year-old woman decided to "take revenge" after he returned home drunk.

She said: " I was sick of his drinking and of him selling whatever we had in the house to get money for alcohol. He came home one night so drunk that I decided it was time for revenge for the 35 unhappy years I have spent with this man.

"I don't regret what I did one bit - he was whimpering like a baby locked up in the room."

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« Reply #33 on: July 13, 2004, 02:52:38 pm »
Rampant rhino gets amorous with car

The 12-year-old rhino tried to mount the Renault Laguna from the side

That bit is one of the funniest things I've read.  ;D

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Novel ' to come out in SMSs'

A Chinese author is bringing out a novel that will only be available as a sequence of text messages.

BBC Online, quoting China's official Xinhau news agency, says Qian Fuchang has reduced his novel Outside the Fortress Besieged into 60 chapters of 70 characters each.

And pundits insists the novel, described as a steamy tale of adulterous love, will not be a gimmick.

Xie Wangxin, vice chairman of the Guangdong Literary Academy in southern China, said it will be 'a real literary work'.

Xinhua claims China sent more than 220bn text message last year - over half the global total.

Story filed:  15:04 Tuesday 13th July 2004
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Man 'raised by chickens'

Social workers in Fiji are reportedly trying to rehabilitate a man they say was raised by chickens.

The Sydney Morning Herald, quoting NBC, says the man, now 32, was locked up in a chicken coop for years by his grandfather after his parents died.

After escaping he was taken to hospital, but because no one knew how to treat him he was kept chained to a bed for more than 20 years.

Now doctors say he has no mental defects and claim his condition is the result of years of neglect.

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« Reply #36 on: July 13, 2004, 03:30:06 pm »
he flew the coop then?

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Hong Kong - A five-year-old Hong Kong boy phoned up his mother to tip her off when his father brought a girlfriend home while she was at work, a news report said on Thursday.

The boy rang his 32-year-old mother at the restaurant where she worked and said: "Mom, dad has brought a woman home and now they are in the bedroom."

Wong Yee-wan rushed home to find her 41-year-old husband sitting on the sofa cuddling 19-year-old Lam Oi-ling, the South China Morning Post reported.

The two women fought, throwing a TV remote control and a hair dryer at each other and were later arrested by police for assault and possessing an offensive weapon, the newspaper said. - Sapa-dpa


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« Reply #38 on: July 22, 2004, 07:01:48 pm »
Man 'raised by chickens'

Social workers in Fiji are reportedly trying to rehabilitate a man they say was raised by chickens.

The Sydney Morning Herald, quoting NBC, says the man, now 32, was locked up in a chicken coop for years by his grandfather after his parents died.

After escaping he was taken to hospital, but because no one knew how to treat him he was kept chained to a bed for more than 20 years.

Now doctors say he has no mental defects and claim his condition is the result of years of neglect.

Story filed:  14:09 Tuesday 13th July 2004

I wish him well with the many courses of therapy - these of course won't be cheep. :D
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« Reply #39 on: July 22, 2004, 07:02:34 pm »
The two women fought, throwing a TV remote control and a hair dryer at each other


Fucking women - whatever comes to hand, eh.  ;D
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