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Re: My girlfriend's tan smells like a Korma but she tastes like a decomposing trout
« Reply #40 on: April 10, 2010, 07:18:48 pm »
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Re: My girlfriend's tan smells like a Korma but she tastes like a decomposing trout
« Reply #41 on: April 12, 2010, 10:52:40 pm »
Why people would want to be orange is beyond me. Fake tans look horrible. Even when they're done properly you can tell they're fake!
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Re: My girlfriend's tan smells like a Korma but she tastes like a decomposing trout
« Reply #42 on: April 12, 2010, 11:04:31 pm »
Quote from: Phil M on April 10, 2010, 12:15:20 am
Thread title of the year, hands down.


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Re: My girlfriend's tan smells like a Korma but she tastes like a decomposing trout
« Reply #43 on: April 12, 2010, 11:04:51 pm »
What does your bird think of this thread?
I've heard trout curries are boss anyway
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Re: My girlfriend's tan smells like a Korma but she tastes like a decomposing trout
« Reply #44 on: April 12, 2010, 11:08:21 pm »
Quote from: Effes on April 12, 2010, 11:04:51 pm
What does your bird think of this thread?
I've heard trout curries are boss anyway

My bird knows nothing of my secret RAWK alias, I have to have one place of solace.
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Re: My girlfriend's tan smells like a Korma but she tastes like a decomposing trout
« Reply #45 on: April 13, 2010, 01:02:51 am »
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Re: My girlfriend's tan smells like a Korma but she tastes like a decomposing trout
« Reply #46 on: April 13, 2010, 04:40:16 am »
Strangely, this reminds me of the "A Day in the Life of a Different RAWKite Thread".
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Re: My girlfriend's tan smells like a Korma but she tastes like a decomposing trout
« Reply #47 on: April 13, 2010, 08:58:17 am »
Quote from: Raul. on April 13, 2010, 04:40:16 am
Strangely, this reminds me of the "A Day in the Life of a Different RAWKite Thread".

What ever happened to that thread?
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Re: My girlfriend's tan smells like a Korma but she tastes like a decomposing trout
« Reply #48 on: April 13, 2010, 01:21:24 pm »
The thread title is funny but seriously the smell of fake tan makes me want to heave.  My wife wears it and we've had arguments about it.  Obviously I get the hint that she doesn't want me anywhere near her but hey, that's married life for you!!! :(
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Re: My girlfriend's tan smells like a Korma but she tastes like a decomposing trout
« Reply #49 on: April 13, 2010, 07:16:43 pm »
why the fuck do they do it to themselves it looks absolutely hideous

I can understand why the very pale would do it but most of those that do aren't actually that pale

no worries with indians and fake tan - if they smell like a korma chances are they will taste like one too
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Re: My girlfriend's tan smells like a Korma but she tastes like a decomposing trout
« Reply #50 on: April 13, 2010, 07:20:20 pm »
Quote from: LFCfan4Life on April 13, 2010, 07:16:43 pm
why the fuck do they do it to themselves it looks absolutely hideous

I can understand why the very pale would do it but most of those that do aren't actually that pale

no worries with indians and fake tan - if they smell like a korma chances are they will taste like one too

Why would you put fake tan on your indian?
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Re: My girlfriend's tan smells like a Korma but she tastes like a decomposing trout
« Reply #51 on: April 13, 2010, 08:32:06 pm »
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Re: My girlfriend's tan smells like a Korma but she tastes like a decomposing trout
« Reply #52 on: November 27, 2021, 01:05:13 am »
I was in taking a shit tonight, she whispered through the door "I love you", I asked "Are you talking to me?", she said yes, I need you... I cut the head of the turtle, wiped ferociously and I came out of the bog like a superhero without his togs. Bastard needed her back done.
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Re: My girlfriend's tan smells like a Korma but she tastes like a decomposing trout
« Reply #53 on: November 27, 2021, 01:16:56 am »
Quote from: ♠Dirty Harry♠ on November 27, 2021, 01:05:13 am
I was in taking a shit tonight, she whispered through the door "I love you", I asked "Are you talking to me?", she said yes, I need you... I cut the head of the turtle, wiped ferociously and I came out of the bog like a superhero without his togs. Bastard needed her back done.
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Re: My girlfriend's tan smells like a Korma but she tastes like a decomposing trout
« Reply #54 on: November 27, 2021, 05:19:37 pm »
Quote from: ♠Dirty Harry♠ on November 27, 2021, 01:05:13 am
I was in taking a shit tonight, she whispered through the door "I love you", I asked "Are you talking to me?", she said yes, I need you... I cut the head of the turtle, wiped ferociously and I came out of the bog like a superhero without his togs. Bastard needed her back done.
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Re: My girlfriend's tan smells like a Korma but she tastes like a decomposing trout
« Reply #55 on: November 27, 2021, 05:24:40 pm »
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Quote from: Commie Bobbie on March  8, 2021, 09:31:11 pm
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Re: My girlfriend's tan smells like a Korma but she tastes like a decomposing trout
« Reply #56 on: November 27, 2021, 06:16:12 pm »
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Re: My girlfriend's tan smells like a Korma but she tastes like a decomposing trout
« Reply #57 on: December 10, 2021, 04:52:49 pm »
How did I miss this absolute gem of a thread?  ;D
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