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Re: Premier League Fixtures 28th May
« Reply #720 on: May 28, 2023, 06:49:51 pm »
As funny as it would have been with Everton relegated, watching them struggle for another season will be just as funny, because that squad is atrocious. I honestly can't see them do any better next season

And the six points we should get from them.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 28th May
« Reply #721 on: May 28, 2023, 06:50:53 pm »
And the six points we should get from them.
our record at goodison is largely crap
I for one welcome our new insect overloads

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 28th May
« Reply #722 on: May 28, 2023, 06:51:40 pm »
A 2 point penalty for yet another pitch invasion would be nice

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 28th May
« Reply #723 on: May 28, 2023, 06:52:50 pm »
Has Mina bit Solanke on the chest there?

He's tried to get a reaction

What’s the point of VAR

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 28th May
« Reply #724 on: May 28, 2023, 07:00:06 pm »
And the six points we should get from them.

That too, easiest 6 points we get all season
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 28th May
« Reply #725 on: May 28, 2023, 07:02:02 pm »
They won’t get away with it next season.

Next year is their year!
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 28th May
« Reply #726 on: May 28, 2023, 07:02:18 pm »
That too, easiest 6 points we get all season

Not at all. Drawing at Goodison has become something that we like to do.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 28th May
« Reply #727 on: May 28, 2023, 07:02:30 pm »
That too, easiest 6 points we get all season

Except that we've only won at Goodison once in the last ten years.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 28th May
« Reply #728 on: May 28, 2023, 07:03:00 pm »
I don't know why they aren't embarrassed by these pitch invasions for just not being quite shit enough to be relegated.

I suppose when you're not relevant for this many years, you celebrate any 'success' you can get.

They'll have you know its a big achievement being the 17th best team in a 20 team league.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 28th May
« Reply #729 on: May 28, 2023, 07:04:59 pm »
That 5-1 win against Brighton is looking more and more suspect by the day

I said so at the time and got laughed out of the room. It was fucking weird.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 28th May
« Reply #730 on: May 28, 2023, 07:08:54 pm »
What’s the point of VAR

He's done it cleverly

Buried his head into his chest and bit him. No camera can see it but saw the bites on solanke now

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 28th May
« Reply #731 on: May 28, 2023, 07:12:10 pm »
I asked my AI to write a poem about Everton


Everton, oh Everton,
You make us laugh, time and again.
With your missteps and your gaffes,
You always keep us in good laughs.

Your fans are loyal, that's for sure,
But your luck on the pitch is quite obscure.
You try your best, we'll give you that,
But sometimes it's like watching a cat.

You've had your ups, you've had your downs,
But you never cease to bring us rounds
Of chuckles, giggles, and belly laughs,
As we watch you stumble through your tasks.

So here's to you, our dear Everton,
We'll keep on laughing, now and then.
But win or lose, we'll stick around,
And cheer you on with every sound.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 28th May
« Reply #732 on: May 28, 2023, 07:21:58 pm »

Your fans are loyal, that's for sure,
But your luck on the pitch is quite obscure.
You try your best, we'll give you that,
*But sometimes it's like watching a one legged, drunk cat trying to kick a football while her cat mates shout PENALTY ever 10 seconds*


I've improved it without using AI :)
You're still the one pool where I'd happily drown

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 28th May
« Reply #733 on: May 28, 2023, 07:33:59 pm »
I've improved it without using AI :)



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Re: Premier League Fixtures 28th May
« Reply #734 on: May 28, 2023, 07:38:42 pm »
Except that we've only won at Goodison once in the last ten years.

Twice, Sadio last minute winner off the post, and the time we beat them 4-1
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 28th May
« Reply #735 on: May 28, 2023, 07:43:54 pm »


damomad LIVES!!!

Just about Andy, always try my best to avoid the negativity. Loads to be grateful for.
You're still the one pool where I'd happily drown

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 28th May
« Reply #736 on: May 28, 2023, 08:05:15 pm »
Twice, Sadio last minute winner off the post, and the time we beat them 4-1

You are correct and my AI is stupid :D
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 28th May
« Reply #737 on: May 29, 2023, 02:23:34 pm »
Fair play to both Bournemouth and more so Fulham.

Both were looked at as going back down, and both have done a good job and stayed up. Fulham signing of Palhinha looked above their grade at the time and he pretty much transformed the team. A signing of the season for sure.

O’Neil would be my manager of the season.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 28th May
« Reply #738 on: May 30, 2023, 01:36:17 pm »

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 28th May
« Reply #739 on: May 30, 2023, 02:03:12 pm »
At least we're consistent.
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