Author Topic: Song for Klopp (Read 154185 times)

Fat Scouser · « **Reply #480 on:** October 17, 2015, 07:27:52 pm »

Nil - Nil, Klopp Out!

Trev20 · « **Reply #481 on:** October 17, 2015, 07:29:39 pm »

Quote from: Fat Scouser on October 17, 2015, 07:27:52 pm

Nil - Nil, Klopp Out!

That would be a typical RAWK reaction.

Pistolero · « **Reply #482 on:** October 17, 2015, 07:44:54 pm »

thank fuck they never get off the ground....both of them are atrocious.....

mo1411 · « **Reply #483 on:** October 17, 2015, 08:01:54 pm »

To the tune of "The Music Man" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmMGv3xBl_k

I am the 'normal one'
I come from far away
And I can play
(What can you play?)
I play the ge-gen-press
KLOPPO KLOPPO KLOOPPO KLOPPO KLOPPO
KLOPPO KLOPPO etc....

Catchy (I think) and upbeat to reflect the mood.

CHOPPER · « **Reply #484 on:** October 17, 2015, 09:10:15 pm »

The Agadoo one is ok and will probably catch on.

As for that other other shite that was sung today, people deserve drop kicking for that abortion. Without doubt THE worst song I've ever, ever heard from our end.

I'd rather ask Milli Vanilli to write us somethin, than sing that shite. Someone wants fuckin for that.

monkeyharris · « **Reply #485 on:** October 17, 2015, 09:24:28 pm »

Quote from: Rome-77 on October 17, 2015, 06:10:58 pm

what's the words

Jurgen, Klopp and la....

scouting for goals · « **Reply #486 on:** October 18, 2015, 09:15:29 am »

to the tune of the Colin Pascoe song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_eGCvgz2TE

ohhhh his name is Jurgen Klopp
He gives the fans and team belief
He wears glasses and has funny hair
We don't care cos he makes us dream

Red_Mist · « **Reply #487 on:** October 18, 2015, 10:02:38 am »

Quote from: monkeyharris on October 17, 2015, 09:24:28 pm

Jurgen, Klopp and la....

Pistolero · « **Reply #488 on:** October 18, 2015, 10:09:07 am »

Quote from: mo1411 on October 17, 2015, 08:01:54 pm

To the tune of "The Music Man" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmMGv3xBl_k

I am the 'normal one'
I come from far away
And I can play
(What can you play?)
I play the ge-gen-press
KLOPPO KLOPPO KLOOPPO KLOPPO KLOPPO
KLOPPO KLOPPO etc....

Catchy (I think) and upbeat to reflect the mood.

Red_Mist · « **Reply #489 on:** October 18, 2015, 10:12:42 am »

Maybe we need something simple, and Yellow Submarine fits the bill, but "And number 1....etc" doesn't make much sense for a manager.

So how about encouragement for the players via Jurgen, with a bit about the supporters thrown in (Shanks's holy trinity).

PRESS THE BALL, FOR JURGEN KLOPP
GIVE YER ALL, FOR JURGEN KLOPP
SCORE A GOAL, FOR JURGEN KLOPP
AND WIN THEM ALL, FOR THE SPION KOP
(SPION KOP!)

WE ALL BELIEVE IN A RED AND WHITE KLOPP
A RED AND WHITE KLOPP
A RED AND WHITE KLOPP

(Alternative to rhyme with yellow submarine - WE ALL BELIEVE IN JURGEN'S RED MACHINE)

Pistolero · « **Reply #490 on:** October 18, 2015, 10:16:01 am »

Quote from: Red_Mist on October 18, 2015, 10:12:42 am

Maybe we need something simple, and Yellow Submarine fits the bill, but "And number 1....etc" doesn't make much sense for a manager.

So how about encouragement for the players via Jurgen, with a bit about the supporters thrown in (Shanks's holy trinity).

PRESS THE BALL, FOR JURGEN KLOPP
GIVE YER ALL, FOR JURGEN KLOPP
SCORE A GOAL, FOR JURGEN KLOPP
AND WIN THEM ALL, FOR THE SPION KOP
(SPION KOP!)

WE ALL BELIEVE IN A RED AND WHITE KLOPP
A RED AND WHITE KLOPP
A RED AND WHITE KLOPP

(Alternative to rhyme with yellow submarine - WE ALL BELIEVE IN JURGEN'S RED MACHINE)

I like it.....

GinKop · « **Reply #491 on:** October 18, 2015, 11:46:12 am »

Quote from: Red_Mist on October 18, 2015, 10:12:42 am

Maybe we need something simple, and Yellow Submarine fits the bill, but "And number 1....etc" doesn't make much sense for a manager.

So how about encouragement for the players via Jurgen, with a bit about the supporters thrown in (Shanks's holy trinity).

PRESS THE BALL, FOR JURGEN KLOPP
GIVE YER ALL, FOR JURGEN KLOPP
SCORE A GOAL, FOR JURGEN KLOPP
AND WIN THEM ALL, FOR THE SPION KOP
(SPION KOP!)

WE ALL BELIEVE IN A RED AND WHITE KLOPP
A RED AND WHITE KLOPP
A RED AND WHITE KLOPP

(Alternative to rhyme with yellow submarine - WE ALL BELIEVE IN JURGEN'S RED MACHINE)

Anything Beatles and music and Klopp related is a win. Decent words there too, something like this would be great

Redman0151 · « **Reply #492 on:** October 18, 2015, 11:50:15 am »

Agadoo

Gonna be booming out at Butlins away

I really hope we can do better than that

corbyRed · « **Reply #493 on:** October 18, 2015, 01:04:55 pm »

Jurgen is our boss now, he seems like he is sound.
and after the match on a Saturday, he likes a bevy in town.
Liverpool Uber Alles, we'll be back on the top,
and when we are, you'll hear us sing 'cus we've got Jurgen Klopp

just add it to the end of the following, job done.

We Love you Liverpool we do. We Love you Liverpool we do.
We Love you Liverpool we do. Oh Liverpool we love you.

Shankly is our hero, he showed us how to play
The mighty reds of Europe are out to win today
He made a team of champions, with every man a king
And every game we love to win and this is what we sing.

We Love you Liverpool we do. We Love you Liverpool we do.
We Love you Liverpool we do. Oh Liverpool we love you.

Clemence is our goalie, the best there is around
And Keegan is the greatest that Shankly ever found
Heighway is our favourite, a wizard of the game
Anh heres the mighty Toshack to do it once again.

We Love you Liverpool we do. We Love you Liverpool we do.
We Love you Liverpool we do. Oh Liverpool we love you.

We’ve won the league, we’ve won the cup,
We’re masters of the game.
And just to prove how good we are
We’ll do it all again.
We’ve got another team to beat and so we’ve got to try
‘Cos we’re the best in all the land
And that’s the reason why ..

We Love you Liverpool we do. We Love you Liverpool we do.
We Love you Liverpool we do. Oh Liverpool we love you.

Phil M · « **Reply #494 on:** October 18, 2015, 01:12:02 pm »

Klopp, Klopp, Klopp Klopp Klopp, Klopp Klopp Klopp Klopp, HERR KLOPP!

hitnrock · « **Reply #495 on:** October 18, 2015, 01:21:18 pm »

He don't need to try to control you
Look into his eyes and he'll own you

we've got the moves from Jurgen
we've got the moves from Jurgen

*runs and hides*🙈

Chavasse1917 · « **Reply #496 on:** October 18, 2015, 02:55:53 pm »

Not saying my effort is any better but nothing yet seems inspirational or different. There are those who don't like Queen songs but hey the guy is a bit of a rocker so how's about to the tune of We Wiil Rock You:

We've got a German
Name of Jurgen
Gonna take us to the League one day
Got a smile on his face
Plays with pace
Pressing the ball all over the place
(Singing) We will, we will Klopp you
We will we will Klopp you

As I'm sitting on a beach in Malta I have no coat to collect!

thejbs · « **Reply #497 on:** October 18, 2015, 03:21:39 pm »

Quote from: GinKop on October 14, 2015, 01:38:40 pm

Agree with other posters, Agerdoo, Walkers Crisps etc is shite. This either needs to be done on the back of something the boss has said ("I'm a believer") or on his well documented love of heavy metal/rock.

to tune of Smells Like Teen Spirit
Jurgen, Jurgen, Jurgen Kloppo x3

Jurgen, Jurgen Kloppo

We're from Anfield, and we're dangerous,

Jurgen’s red men, entertain us.

They all fear us, and won’t play us

Liverpool are, entertainers

Phil Coutinho

Mama Sakho

Captain Hendo

And Firmino

YEAH!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYxkezUr8MQ - tune starts at 50 seconds in

My suggestions for the middle bit. It was a bit clunky, imo

Buck Pete · « **Reply #498 on:** October 18, 2015, 03:44:04 pm »

Quote from: KLOPPER on October 17, 2015, 09:10:15 pm

The Agadoo one is ok and will probably catch on.

As for that other other shite that was sung today, people deserve drop kicking for that abortion. Without doubt THE worst song I've ever, ever heard from our end.

I'd rather ask Milli Vanilli to write us somethin, than sing that shite. Someone wants fuckin for that.

Which one you on about Chop?.. The one to the tune of 'life is life'?

What was the song being sung that had the lines "jurgen bring us glory" and "he hates the S*n"?

I was that pissed after the game I cant remember much about yesterday. We got in a Spurs pub near the ground called The Antwerp. Good pub and the Spurs lads and landlord were fucking sound in there.

CHOPPER · « **Reply #499 on:** October 18, 2015, 04:08:03 pm »

Quote from: Buck Pete on October 18, 2015, 03:44:04 pm

Which one you on about Chop?.. The one to the tune of 'life is life'?

What was the song being sung that had the lines "jurgen bring us glory" and "he hates the S*n"?

I was that pissed after the game I cant remember much about yesterday. We got in a Spurs pub near the ground called The Antwerp. Good pub and the Spurs lads and landlord were fucking sound in there.

Don't know what the fuck it was Pete, well, apart from it being fuckin atrocious.

Boss end yesterday. Best for a long, long time.

Mighty Zeus · « **Reply #500 on:** October 18, 2015, 05:39:14 pm »

My two problems with the Agadoo song:

A) 'He's the new king of the Kop' OK yes I think he probably is, brilliant, but ah should not perhaps he win a little trophy of some kind before we declare him the new Kenneth Dalglish? Please note I have a turnip up my arse and you are welcome to disregard this criticism.

B) Jurgen Klopp is fucking brilliant. Do we have to sing Agadoo? Agadoo is fucking, fucking, SHITE

The Las · « **Reply #501 on:** October 18, 2015, 06:03:55 pm »

All you need is love

All we need is klopp
de de der rer rerrr
Were gonna go to the top
der der der rer rerrr
all we need Klopp Klopp, Klopp is all we need.

rafathegaffa83 · « **Reply #502 on:** October 18, 2015, 06:06:04 pm »

Quote from: Mighty Zeus on October 18, 2015, 05:39:14 pm

Do we have to sing Agadoo? Agadoo is fucking, fucking, SHITE

Exactly. The Mancs sang that awful song for Anderson to that tune as well

Gerrard-2-Torres · « **Reply #503 on:** October 18, 2015, 06:26:53 pm »

Quote from: Red_Mist on October 18, 2015, 10:12:42 am

Maybe we need something simple, and Yellow Submarine fits the bill, but "And number 1....etc" doesn't make much sense for a manager.

So how about encouragement for the players via Jurgen, with a bit about the supporters thrown in (Shanks's holy trinity).

PRESS THE BALL, FOR JURGEN KLOPP
GIVE YER ALL, FOR JURGEN KLOPP
SCORE A GOAL, FOR JURGEN KLOPP
AND WIN THEM ALL, FOR THE SPION KOP
(SPION KOP!)

WE ALL BELIEVE IN A RED AND WHITE KLOPP
A RED AND WHITE KLOPP
A RED AND WHITE KLOPP

(Alternative to rhyme with yellow submarine - WE ALL BELIEVE IN JURGEN'S RED MACHINE)

THIS IS BOSS. Let's make it happen people.

Pistolero · « **Reply #504 on:** October 18, 2015, 06:35:14 pm »

the problem was solved many, many pages back with the 'David Watts' shout.....its a rock song - its a bit unusual, - its a piece of piss to sing / remember - you can bounce to it

WISH I COULD BE LIKE JURGEN KLOPP
WISH I COULD BE LIKE JURGEN KLOPP
WISH I COULD BE LIKE JURGEN KLOPP
WISH I COULD BE LIKE JURGEN KLOPP

(bounce)
BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA
BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA

WISH I COULD BE LIKE
WISH I COULD BE LIKE
WISH I COULD BE LIKE
WISH I COULD BE LIKE

(bounce)
BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA
BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA

JURGEN KLOPP!
JURGEN KLOPP!
JURGEN KLOPP!
JURGEN KLOPP!

horne · « **Reply #505 on:** October 18, 2015, 07:38:15 pm »

ode to joy by beethoven the german deaf composer 5:21 in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fQG4CcoRuM
powerfull tune

der der der der der der der der der der der der jurgen klopp

der der der der der der der der der der der der jurgen klopp

der der der der der der der der der der der der der der jurgen klopp

der der der der der der der der der der der der der jurgen klopp

get the scarfs swirling ala ring of fire and youve got yerself a spectacle ;-)

JG-7 · « **Reply #506 on:** October 18, 2015, 08:19:58 pm »

Quote from: Red_Mist on October 18, 2015, 10:12:42 am

Maybe we need something simple, and Yellow Submarine fits the bill, but "And number 1....etc" doesn't make much sense for a manager.

So how about encouragement for the players via Jurgen, with a bit about the supporters thrown in (Shanks's holy trinity).

PRESS THE BALL, FOR JURGEN KLOPP
GIVE YER ALL, FOR JURGEN KLOPP
SCORE A GOAL, FOR JURGEN KLOPP
AND WIN THEM ALL, FOR THE SPION KOP
(SPION KOP!)

WE ALL BELIEVE IN A RED AND WHITE KLOPP
A RED AND WHITE KLOPP
A RED AND WHITE KLOPP

(Alternative to rhyme with yellow submarine - WE ALL BELIEVE IN JURGEN'S RED MACHINE)

This could work...

Red_Mist · « **Reply #507 on:** October 18, 2015, 08:41:26 pm »

Or a verse with a nod to the original version...

On a Saturday afternoon
Plays a team called Liverpool
And they'll run until they drop
For our leader, Jürgen Klopp
(Jürgen Klopp!)

Kop202 · « **Reply #508 on:** October 18, 2015, 08:45:21 pm »

Quite a lot of people were singing the agadoo one yesterday. Not my favourite one, but seems to be the song which is spreading quickly. Will see on Thursday.

GODS LEFT BOOT · « **Reply #509 on:** October 18, 2015, 09:26:21 pm »

For the love of Fowler, why would you want to crown him the new King? Why not just walk up to Kenny and spit in his face?
And to do it to the tune of Agafuckingdoo?
Sad, very sad

18 yard line · « **Reply #510 on:** October 18, 2015, 09:46:08 pm »

Quote from: Chavasse1917 on October 18, 2015, 02:55:53 pm

Not saying my effort is any better but nothing yet seems inspirational or different. There are those who don't like Queen songs but hey the guy is a bit of a rocker so how's about to the tune of We Wiil Rock You:

We've got a German
Name of Jurgen
Gonna take us to the League one day
Got a smile on his face
Plays with pace
Pressing the ball all over the place
(Singing) We will, we will Klopp you

We will we will Klopp you

Yes!

gatcliffe · « **Reply #511 on:** October 18, 2015, 09:58:30 pm »

To the tune of here we go here we go here we go (the old Rushdie chant)
And simply chant his name Jurgen Klopp etc some 15 or so times.

justarslan · « **Reply #512 on:** October 18, 2015, 10:03:05 pm »

Klopp Klopp Klopp
He will take the reds to where?
Top Top Top

I will take my coat.

The Red artist. · « **Reply #513 on:** October 18, 2015, 10:50:31 pm »

Quote from: Red_Mist on October 18, 2015, 10:12:42 am

Maybe we need something simple, and Yellow Submarine fits the bill, but "And number 1....etc" doesn't make much sense for a manager.

So how about encouragement for the players via Jurgen, with a bit about the supporters thrown in (Shanks's holy trinity).

PRESS THE BALL, FOR JURGEN KLOPP
GIVE YER ALL, FOR JURGEN KLOPP
SCORE A GOAL, FOR JURGEN KLOPP
AND WIN THEM ALL, FOR THE SPION KOP
(SPION KOP!)

WE ALL BELIEVE IN A RED AND WHITE KLOPP
A RED AND WHITE KLOPP
A RED AND WHITE KLOPP

(Alternative to rhyme with yellow submarine - WE ALL BELIEVE IN JURGEN'S RED MACHINE)

The best by a country mile!

GinKop · « **Reply #514 on:** October 18, 2015, 11:21:50 pm »

Quote from: rafathegaffa83 on October 18, 2015, 06:06:04 pm

Exactly. The Mancs sang that awful song for Anderson to that tune as well

Shitting hell, forgot that. Another reason it needs to die a death.

Bootle · « **Reply #515 on:** October 19, 2015, 12:21:09 am »

It'd probably been done to death in this thread already but 'Feeling Klopp'?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbc_LxfhSoY

Motty · « **Reply #516 on:** October 19, 2015, 12:34:48 am »

Fuck it let's just do the Birdy song....

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Klopp
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Klopp
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Everyone doing the chicken wings dance thing all over the place like fucking nutters as well.

Ok maybe it's a shite idea but it would be funny seeing it happen, just once though probably.

macca888 · « **Reply #517 on:** October 19, 2015, 03:44:26 am »

Quote from: Phil M on October 18, 2015, 01:12:02 pm

Klopp, Klopp, Klopp Klopp Klopp, Klopp Klopp Klopp Klopp, HERR KLOPP!

You've given me a boss idea Phil

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/M_eYSuPKP3Y" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/M_eYSuPKP3Y</a>

Klopp, Klopp, Klopp, Klopp, Klopp, Klopp, Klopp, Klopp
Klopp, Klopp, Wonderful Klopp
Klopp, Klopp, Wonderful Klopp

Instead of bouncing, we could all act out rowing a big boat, wave imaginary horns full of ale and then pretend to go raping and pillaging by robbing Dunkin' Donuts and sticking our nobs through the holes.
Trust me, it's a winner. Bouncing is old news. Full interactive Viking role play is this year's bouncing.

OzBomber · « **Reply #518 on:** October 19, 2015, 03:57:41 am »

Any footage going around of the Klopp chants from the weekend?

shockwave_dave · « **Reply #519 on:** October 19, 2015, 07:50:58 am »

Quote from: Kop202 on October 18, 2015, 08:45:21 pm

Quite a lot of people were singing the agadoo one yesterday. Not my favourite one, but seems to be the song which is spreading quickly. Will see on Thursday.

I hope it doesn't spread - it is horrendous