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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #120 on: April 16, 2024, 02:27:47 pm »
Anyone can have a good day, but you have to be able to perform on a bad day.

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #121 on: April 16, 2024, 06:49:58 pm »

That's exactly what was in my mind when I wrote the post above!  ;D
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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #122 on: April 16, 2024, 07:02:44 pm »
Still think we can win this thing.

Absolutely. Not a chance I am throwing in the towel when we're only 2 points behind City with 6 games to go.

I still think we will win it.

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #123 on: April 16, 2024, 10:20:59 pm »
I've always convinced myself that the football gods wouldn't give us Wolves at home for the third time without there being a final twist.

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #125 on: April 16, 2024, 10:48:22 pm »
After watching the European games tonight, I reckon we’ve still got a chance at the treble. Up the fucking reds. Time for another pint…

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #126 on: April 17, 2024, 11:33:24 am »
Been thinking a bit about Madrid last year - was listening to the first leg on the radio whilst sewing a patch onto my camera bag, and jabbed the eye of the needle back under my thumbnail when Benzema scored, leaving me spending a week looking at the purple mark of disappointment.

Anyway, burned my hand on the grill during the Atalanta match when I ran into the kitchen to get something out of the oven and have a big scar there now, so maybe I just needed to injure a different bit of my hand to inject some luck into that away leg?

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #127 on: April 17, 2024, 11:35:50 am »
Been thinking a bit about Madrid last year - was listening to the first leg on the radio whilst sewing a patch onto my camera bag, and jabbed the eye of the needle back under my thumbnail when Benzema scored, leaving me spending a week looking at the purple mark of disappointment.

Anyway, burned my hand on the grill during the Atalanta match when I ran into the kitchen to get something out of the oven and have a big scar there now, so maybe I just needed to injure a different bit of my hand to inject some luck into that away leg?

Reckon damaging your hand is making things worse so might be worth trying something the complete opposite. I'd suggest setting your cock on fire.

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #128 on: April 17, 2024, 11:46:07 am »
Good shout, but I don't have one and I'm not sure MrF would be happy sacrificing himself for the cause.

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #129 on: April 17, 2024, 11:50:31 am »
Good shout, but I don't have one and I'm not sure MrF would be happy sacrificing himself for the cause.

;D My apologies.

If he does however change his mind, then I'd suggest fridgepants would help afterwards.

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #130 on: April 17, 2024, 11:54:58 am »
Ok, I'll say this now and risk looking very silly.

Spurs will be kingmakers this year and beat City. And we'll win our final 6.

I may be a deluded bellend but I'm not throwing the towel in yet. Couple of twists to come I think.

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #131 on: April 17, 2024, 11:56:45 am »
At the beginning of this season, I thought Burnley would finish above Chelsea, and this is why I don't gamble.

But I like your thinking. Both they and Villa are thirsty for that fourth spot.

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #132 on: April 18, 2024, 09:51:44 am »
Not going to lie, the Palace game felt like we'd pissed away the league then and there. But I'm feeling okay about it again. It's out of our hands now, sure. But City only need to draw once for us to be back on level points. They'll be gutted about falling out of the Champions League. Arsenal likewise. If we put in a decent performace tonight and get the confidence back up, anything could happen.

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #133 on: April 18, 2024, 03:53:03 pm »
Not going to lie, the Palace game felt like we'd pissed away the league then and there. But I'm feeling okay about it again. It's out of our hands now, sure. But City only need to draw once for us to be back on level points. They'll be gutted about falling out of the Champions League. Arsenal likewise. If we put in a decent performace tonight and get the confidence back up, anything could happen.

If we come second to city there might be 115 reasons why we get the league  ::)

Wont happen like that though lol

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #134 on: April 18, 2024, 04:49:35 pm »
Dum spiro spero.

The treble is still on.
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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #135 on: April 18, 2024, 10:05:00 pm »
anyone still actually believe we can do it!

As someone said on another page, Liverpool haven’t scored from open play since 4th April.

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #136 on: April 18, 2024, 10:38:26 pm »
anyone still actually believe we can do it!

As someone said on another page, Liverpool haven’t scored from open play since 4th April.

Probably not but can we at least kee one thread free of the rampant misery, negativity and frankly ungrateful slagging off of Jurgen please.

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #137 on: April 18, 2024, 10:39:21 pm »
First clean sheet in 10 games you say……?

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #138 on: April 18, 2024, 10:49:13 pm »
I believe coz that's the great thing about football isn't it? You can be shit for a few games, weeks, months, years, whatever it is but then there's always that hope and feeling it might change in the next game or the next season, if I ever lost that I'd just fuck it all off, can't be arsed with this "City and Arsenal will win 50 games in a row and we'll drop points everywhere" stuff.


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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #139 on: April 18, 2024, 10:49:36 pm »
As long as it's mathematically possible I'm going to spend the remaining time of Klopp's reign here believing that we can do it. It was the first thing he said to us, and he has earned that much.
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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #140 on: April 18, 2024, 11:34:24 pm »
anyone still actually believe we can do it!

As someone said on another page, Liverpool haven’t scored from open play since 4th April.
Stranger things have happened. We've never done anything the easy way. If we turn up in the remaining games, and a bit of luck elsewhere favours us, it's possible.

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #141 on: April 18, 2024, 11:36:48 pm »
Feel fucking dreadful after that. But I’m still here. 👋🏻

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #142 on: April 19, 2024, 12:00:00 am »
Feel fucking dreadful after that. But I’m still here. 👋🏻

Knobhead  .  Nah , kidding mate .

We are still in with a chance an ' all that but I know when our footie club head drops.  I've seen it many times over the years and this is one of them. To win games and I know we won tonight you have to be playing football even at a basic level . It's something we haven't done in a awhile. Let's see what manifests .

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #143 on: April 19, 2024, 01:27:04 am »
anyone still actually believe we can do it!

Of course we can.

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As someone said on another page, Liverpool haven’t scored from open play since 4th April.

Then we'll gladly take six 1-0 wins, all penalties, from now until the end of the season.
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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #144 on: April 19, 2024, 05:07:18 am »
Fuck it, lets fucking batter Fulham and Everton and see where we are  ;D   

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #145 on: April 21, 2024, 06:28:08 pm »
That'll do. On we go!!

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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #146 on: April 21, 2024, 06:45:20 pm »
Solid away wins at the end of the season like that are supposed to push you over the line to glory, we just need a bit of luck that the other two drop points.
Great stuff Reds, keep it up and we've a huge chance of winning this league.
It could be ideal, a fresh run of form, players back from injury.
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« Reply #147 on: April 21, 2024, 06:46:51 pm »
We're back.  4 aways in a row, and while we couldn't overturn the deficit against Atalanta, that is now 2 away wins in a row.

Beat Everton and West Ham, and we're really cooking.  Obviously the others need to drop points, but the best thing we can do is round into form and win as many as we can.

A mostly controlled second half, and that's sorely been lacking, and it was much needed.
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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #148 on: April 21, 2024, 06:52:16 pm »
Well I am not coming off this train, don't care what anyone says. Come on Reds, onto the next one.
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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #149 on: April 21, 2024, 06:55:29 pm »
You can take that fork right out, we're not done yet. Kudos to the traveling Kop today-they haven't given up either.
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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #150 on: April 21, 2024, 06:56:56 pm »
I honestly think if we win every game remaining, we’ll win the league.  Simple really.

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« Reply #151 on: April 21, 2024, 06:58:23 pm »
Does anyone know what are longest winning streak was this season?
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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #152 on: April 21, 2024, 07:11:40 pm »
Does anyone know what are longest winning streak was this season?

Possibly five in a row
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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #153 on: April 21, 2024, 07:15:16 pm »
City are unbeaten in 29 but plenty of draws in there. They are due a loss! :P

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« Reply #154 on: April 21, 2024, 07:16:21 pm »
5 more wins to glory! Cmon Reds!  :champ :champ

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« Reply #156 on: April 21, 2024, 09:47:41 pm »
City are unbeaten in 29 but plenty of draws in there. They are due a loss! :P

Their wins on the spin is eight this season. I remember reading on here that they have to win nine on the spin for their maximum points . They are three into it.
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Re: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!
« Reply #157 on: Yesterday at 11:53:32 am »
I was well off the 'we're going to win the league' after the Palace game, but Arsenal v Villa & our result yesterday has firmly put me back on it.

I think Spurs will beat Arsenal and I also think Spurs will beat Man City in the final week as they'll need to secure 4th (after we beat Villa the night before).

Therefore, if we win all our games it's ours!

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« Reply #158 on: Yesterday at 01:17:27 pm »
Does anyone know what are longest winning streak was this season?

5 in a row in the league at the start of the season. 7 if you include the League Cup and Europa League.
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