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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O7e from Molde!" - One goal wonders
« Reply #37200 on: October 31, 2019, 06:10:40 pm »
Who's this Penalty fellow they signed? Went under the radar when they signed him this summer but he's been involved a lot for them from what I've seen.

Hes pretty streaky though. Lots of touches but uneven finishing. Still, best player they have.
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O7e from Molde!" - One goal wonders
« Reply #37201 on: October 31, 2019, 06:14:19 pm »
Best number Nine at what though?

They must have been talking about the whole team.
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O7e from Molde!" - One goal wonders
« Reply #37202 on: October 31, 2019, 06:20:45 pm »
They've reported a former member of staff to the sexual abuse inquiry.
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O7e from Molde!" - One goal wonders
« Reply #37203 on: October 31, 2019, 06:41:04 pm »
He'd say he had been assalted.
That would cheese the lot of us right off.
Reckon Kyle Walkers gonna have some beef with him if he tries it on against City.
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O7e from Molde!" - One goal wonders
« Reply #37204 on: October 31, 2019, 06:45:54 pm »
Reckon these lads will be able to hold off from reverting to completely-fucking-shit until they play City in December?
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O7e from Molde!" - One goal wonders
« Reply #37205 on: October 31, 2019, 06:47:56 pm »
No.
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O7e from Molde!" - One goal wonders
« Reply #37206 on: October 31, 2019, 06:51:53 pm »
Reckon these lads will be able to old off from reverting to completely-fucking-shit until they play City in December?

Zero chance.
Even if they are in a solid vein of form, City game will not motivate them that much. They’ll be quite content with a hard earned, low scoring defeat. Only forseeable battle would be if City are wiping the floor with them and some ManU players lose their heads and start kicking out. Not much more.

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O7e from Molde!" - One goal wonders
« Reply #37209 on: October 31, 2019, 08:38:18 pm »
Brilliant

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O7e from Molde!" - One goal wonders
« Reply #37210 on: October 31, 2019, 08:51:46 pm »
Zero chance.
Even if they are in a solid vein of form, City game will not motivate them that much. They’ll be quite content with a hard earned, low scoring defeat. Only forseeable battle would be if City are wiping the floor with them and some ManU players lose their heads and start kicking out. Not much more.

You're completely right. At least they're sticking with Ole for now – maybe we'll get another season out of him too.

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O7e from Molde!" - One goal wonders
« Reply #37212 on: October 31, 2019, 10:04:09 pm »
They've reported a former member of staff to the sexual abuse inquiry.

According to reports, the staff member in question died in 2009 and one of the club's scouts who was made aware of the allegations died in 2011. The club's minutes from the time period apparently state that he was disciplined, but don't say why. Man Utd allegedly "redeployed" him in 1989 to Old Trafford following an internal investigation. The club has reportedly since received more than one complaint. Thus it sounds like the inquiry will want to know what Man Utd and their employees knew and what they did about it

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O7e from Molde!" - One goal wonders
« Reply #37213 on: October 31, 2019, 11:53:00 pm »
Just seen it, was never a penalty, that boy goes down easy.
Maybe that's what their new scouting system has yielded. Players that are good at conning referees.
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O7e from Molde!" - One goal wonders
« Reply #37214 on: November 1, 2019, 12:06:26 am »
Maybe that's what their new scouting system has yielded. Players that are good at conning referees.

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O7e from Molde!" - One goal wonders
« Reply #37215 on: November 1, 2019, 03:58:53 am »
The amount of penalty they have been awarded is ridiculous, yet they still managed to spoil most of them.
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O7e from Molde!" - One goal wonders
« Reply #37216 on: November 1, 2019, 05:13:02 am »

updated:

8 penalties in 15 games

6 penalties in 10 league games

1 penalty in 2 cup games

1 penalty in 3 European games

They had a league high 12 last year as well. Looks like they are well on course to smash that number this year.

Very difficult to explain given how clueless and shite they are in attack.
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O7e from Molde!" - One goal wonders
« Reply #37217 on: November 1, 2019, 06:06:04 am »
So were the BBC, Clinton Morrison said on the match thread that he has the potential to be one of the best numbers nine in the world.

I’m sure he could swing the bat but I’m not sure I’d trust him to hold up an end for an hour before stumps against a test attack.
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O7e from Molde!" - One goal wonders
« Reply #37218 on: November 1, 2019, 04:40:50 pm »
According to reports, the staff member in question died in 2009 and one of the club's scouts who was made aware of the allegations died in 2011. The club's minutes from the time period apparently state that he was disciplined, but don't say why. Man Utd allegedly "redeployed" him in 1989 to Old Trafford following an internal investigation. The club has reportedly since received more than one complaint. Thus it sounds like the inquiry will want to know what Man Utd and their employees knew and what they did about it

This goes beyond football politics. Needs to be a full investigation across the whole sport with a reliable, confidential and robust reporting system in place. Stories like this have been brushed under the carpet at far too many clubs. It's not about pointing fingers at your rivals, it's about protecting kids.
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O7e from Molde!" - One goal wonders
« Reply #37219 on: November 1, 2019, 04:58:59 pm »
Their fans are getting all giddy over a Saudi takeover again. Bless them.

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O7e from Molde!" - One goal wonders
« Reply #37220 on: November 1, 2019, 05:39:27 pm »
Their fans are getting all giddy over a Saudi takeover again. Bless them.

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O7e from Molde!" - One goal wonders
« Reply #37221 on: November 1, 2019, 07:05:16 pm »
No Daily Mail links please. If it’s a story it will come out through other channels.
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O7e from Molde!" - One goal wonders
« Reply #37222 on: November 1, 2019, 07:53:52 pm »
What story?
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O7e from Molde!" - One goal wonders
« Reply #37223 on: November 1, 2019, 08:46:15 pm »
What story?

Someone posted links to a Daily Heil story about the Mancs and the Saudis buying them with their blood money
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O7e from Molde!" - One goal wonders
« Reply #37224 on: November 1, 2019, 09:59:51 pm »
So were the BBC, Clinton Morrison said on the match thread that he has the potential to be one of the best numbers nine in the world.
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O7e from Molde!" - One goal wonders
« Reply #37225 on: November 1, 2019, 10:49:55 pm »
Someone posted links to a Daily Heil story about the Mancs and the Saudis buying them with their blood money

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O7e from Molde!" - One goal wonders
« Reply #37226 on: November 2, 2019, 09:09:03 am »
The Tories have agreed to sell them weapons, but Olé reckons they have enough

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O7e from Molde!" - One goal wonders
« Reply #37227 on: November 2, 2019, 10:52:35 am »
Worth a cheeky £25 bet for the shady penalty/ies they are going to get

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O7e from Molde!" - One goal wonders
« Reply #37228 on: November 2, 2019, 11:13:21 am »
It's stupid by this point. Good teams will win penalties because they create lots of chances and get in the box a fair bit. Apparently, referees are still treating United like its the fucking 90s, getting getting a pen after literally one attack. Its embarrassing.
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O7e from Molde!" - One goal wonders
« Reply #37229 on: November 2, 2019, 12:03:28 pm »
It’s worth noting that their penalties have in some ways airbrushed just how bad things have been.

But they won’t keep penalties at this rate.  They’d get over 20 in a season which would be absurd.  They’re just on a streak at the moment and eventually it will tend back towards normality.
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O7e from Molde!" - One goal wonders
« Reply #37230 on: November 2, 2019, 12:03:40 pm »
It's stupid by this point. Good teams will win penalties because they create lots of chances and get in the box a fair bit. Apparently, referees are still treating United like its the fucking 90s, getting getting a pen after literally one attack. Its embarrassing.

Should also blame the defenders. First tactic against Man U should be to stand off and let players like Rashford / Lingaard / Mata / some other shite actually try to produce something. Instead some of these defenders are  jumping in and giving them a chance to fall over. And no surprise they have mastered the art of falling over.
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O7e from Molde!" - One goal wonders
« Reply #37231 on: November 2, 2019, 12:48:44 pm »
Someone posted links to a Daily Heil story about the Mancs and the Saudis buying them with their blood money

Money was never a problem for them. In the last ten years, they spent more than anyone. Personally i hope that happens. They will lose even that little identity they have.
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O7e from Molde!" - One goal wonders
« Reply #37232 on: November 2, 2019, 01:18:35 pm »
Money was never a problem for them. In the last ten years, they spent more than anyone. Personally i hope that happens. They will lose even that little identity they have.

They cannot see it, they think they have hardly sent - they just want an oil baron same as the blue half and think that will somehow fix all their ills.
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O7e from Molde!" - One goal wonders
« Reply #37233 on: November 2, 2019, 01:53:42 pm »
Worth a cheeky £25 bet for the shady penalty/ies they are going to get


J lingz coming on. I would lay that £25 off now if I were you.
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« Reply #37234 on: November 2, 2019, 02:21:10 pm »
Back to reality for these dogs
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« Reply #37235 on: November 2, 2019, 02:22:09 pm »
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« Reply #37236 on: November 2, 2019, 02:23:03 pm »
13 years ago today I had my first date with the missus and I sat in a pub with her and watched them lose to shit opposition. Nothing changes
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's O7e from Molde!" - One goal wonders
« Reply #37237 on: November 2, 2019, 02:23:43 pm »
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« Reply #37238 on: November 2, 2019, 02:24:54 pm »
13 years ago today I had my first date with the missus and I sat in a pub with her and watched them lose to shit opposition. Nothing changes

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« Reply #37239 on: November 2, 2019, 02:25:45 pm »
Lost more than they've won this season, 4 games. How far back do you even need to go with us to find 4 league defeats?
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