Topic: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..

[Flaccido Dongingo]

Just saw that penalty award, how on Earth can the referee not give it, then the review does?, if anything the VAR  review just highlights how much of a cheating little rat James is, I'm not one for hoping players get injured, but I'd like to see that horrible little fucker get snapped in two, shame Souness or Tommy Smith weren't playing in this era, they'd straighten him out.

[Ziltoid]

Just saw that penalty award, how on Earth can the referee not give it, then the review does?, if anything the VAR  review just highlights how much of a cheating little rat James is, I'm not one for hoping players get injured, but I'd like to see that horrible little fucker get snapped in two, shame Souness or Tommy Smith weren't playing in this era, they'd straighten him out.

after snapping him in two?

[Samie]

These fuckers actually think they're going to buy Kai Havertz? Yes, the lad who is going to be in the German national team for the next decade will choose these fuckers over a whole host of teams who will want him when he leaves. 

[Clint Eastwood]

Lingard's brand failing is almost as predictable as OGS appointment failing. Crazy that he thought he could make a brand out of himself when he's so shite, annoying and not good looking.

[Floydy]

delusions of grand old team inhabitants

Fixed for ya

[6BigCups]

"James fouled, penalty": Words we're gonna be hearing for the next 10 years every other week, as he continues to throw himself to the floor.

[Skeeve]

"James fouled, penalty": Words we're gonna be hearing for the next 10 years every other week, as he continues to throw himself to the floor.

He should change his name by deed poll.

[DonkeyWan]

"James fouled, penalty": Words we're gonna be hearing for the next 10 years every other week, as he continues to throw himself to the floor.

Just seen it, was never a penalty, that boy goes down easy.

[reddebs]

Omg how ott was Neville's commentary for the Rashford goal. 

He's hilariously desperate for them to be good again, to the point of being hysterical.

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[DonkeyWan]

Omg how ott was Neville's commentary for the Rashford goal. 

He's hilariously desperate for them to be good again, to the point of being hysterical.

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Utterly biased so he was. James flopped down with barely a touch and he was straight away "Defininte penalty, what was Alonso doing etc." Pain in the arse having such a one-eyed aupporter on co-commentary.

[planet-terror]

Resurgentzzzzz

[Kekule]

They’ve been given 17 penalties since Solskjaer got the job just before Christmas last year.  So take away the two months for the summer break then that’s 17 in 8 months.  One a fortnight on average.   

Right oh.   

[reddebs]

Utterly biased so he was. James flopped down with barely a touch and he was straight away "Defininte penalty, what was Alonso doing etc." Pain in the arse having such a one-eyed aupporter on co-commentary.

I haven't heard anything other than that mate, literally came on as I put ssn on.

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[Magz50]

Ole's back at the wheel!!!111!!

[thaddeus]

Have just seen the penalty.  It wasn't hugely dissimilar to the ridiculous penalty that he got at Norwich.

He has that turn of pace to get in front of defenders and he's very cute in using that to get just goal side and initiate a tangle of legs/bodies.

I think like Vardy dragging a leg behind him to draw contact, or Kane booting the ball off in any direction before hurtling into goalkeepers, it's a ploy that will be seen through soon enough and will stop resulting in penalties.

I only watched the last 20 minutes after our game had finished but it was dreadful stuff.  Just booting the ball up field and out of play, like a turgid game of rugby union.

[TepidT2O]

Interesting results again...

When Ole first took the wheel he had some excellent results.  Naysayers stated that Manchester United were dramatically and unsustainably outperforming their XG and the wheels would fall off.

Well guess what?  It’s happening  again

[Hazell]

Who's this Penalty fellow they signed? Went under the radar when they signed him this summer but he's been involved a lot for them from what I've seen.

[OneTouchFooty]

Two wins on the bounce, we’ll take that. The illusion that Frodo can turn these back into title challengers needs to persist for a good while longer, be gutted if they sacked him.

[Father Ted]

How many pens has that twat James conned for them already?

If a crisp bag blew across the penalty area and brushed against him he’d throw himself to ground.

[Peabee]

Rashford has been trying to score a free kick for years. Now he’s scored one, I bet he’ll be treated like he does it every game.

[Macphisto80]

Be afraid...?

Or is it be scared?

[jillcwhomever]

So they get a penalty and a free kick, did they actually create any thing from open play?

[Flaccido Dongingo]

This shower of shit always have at least one player that's very easy to detest, they must have a conveyor belt of shitehawks, that Dan James is a cheating little fanny.

[Tesco tearaway]

How many pens has that twat James conned for them already?

If a crisp bag blew across the penalty area and brushed against him he’d throw himself to ground.

He'd say he had been assalted.

[rushyman]

Full teaming it in league cup

Really need to not be drawing them or City

We’ll be forced to play our full team

[FlashGordon]

He'd say he had been assalted.

That would cheese the lot of us right off.

[Magz50]

Full teaming it in league cup

Really need to not be drawing them or City

We’ll be forced to play our full team

Nah don't think Klopp cares at all. He'd probably play a full team of kids to really get in their heads to be honest.

[rob1966]

Wanking themselves off on Sky over Rashfords free kick. Its not that special, right distance from the goal, valve facing the player and twat it. If you want to see quality free kicks from a Manc, you need to look at Denis Irwin and Beckham, not this divvy and not one in 42 Ronaldo.

[Nitramdorf]

Wanking themselves off on Sky over Rashfords free kick. Its not that special, right distance from the goal, valve facing the player and twat it. If you want to see quality free kicks from a Manc, you need to look at Denis Irwin and Beckham, not this divvy and not one in 42 Ronaldo.

So were the BBC, Clinton Morrison said on the match thread that he has the potential to be one of the best numbers nine in the world.

[4pool]

So were the BBC, Clinton Morrison said on the match thread that he has the potential to be one of the best numbers nine in the world.

Best number Nine at what though?

[him_15]

So Rashford scored a free kick out of 100 attempts and suddenly he is praised as the master of FK.

[JCB]

So Rashford scored a free kick out of 100 attempts and suddenly he is praised as the master of FK.

Hey go easy on the guy, he's brilliant. United should build their team around him and Lingard.... and Fred.

Especially Fred.

[Nitramdorf]

Best number Nine at what though?

  I cant be sure but I think he said this not long after he had scored the penalty way before he had scored the best free kick of all time.

[Crosby Nick]

Has anyone got those stats about the number of pens they’ve had this season, especially the one about what percentage of all pens in the League they’ve had.

[Alisson Wonderland]

Rashford has been trying to score a free kick for years. Now he’s scored one, I bet he’ll be treated like he does it every game.

Same as Ronaldo.  That's the only similar attribute Rashford shares with him though

[RyanBabel19]

So were the BBC, Clinton Morrison said on the match thread that he has the potential to be one of the best numbers nine in the world.

Commentary on our game against them, Lee Dixon was adamant there isn’t a better player in the world for running off the shoulder of the last man

So many are desperate for him to be this sublime striker

Has anyone got those stats about the number of pens they’ve had this season, especially the one about what percentage of all pens in the League they’ve had.

I’d have to have a look back but i’m sure a few games back 40% of the pens awarded for the whole league had been awarded to them

[4pool]

Has anyone got those stats about the number of pens they’ve had this season, especially the one about what percentage of all pens in the League they’ve had.

Manchester United now have 6 penalties in 10 games.

The next nearest to that are Us an Palace with 3.

5 teams haven’t even had a penalty.

There have been 26 penalties so far.

Manchester United have 23% of all penalties awarded in the League so far.

updated:

8 penalties in 15 games

6 penalties in 10 league games

1 penalty in 2 cup games

1 penalty in 3 European games

[sinnermichael]

Haha Sky Sports are so desperate for them to be good again, Another article today asking if they've "turned the corner", an article comparing Rashford's free kick to Ronaldo and another one describing McTominay as their "new enforcer and leader". It's hilarious.

[Schmidt]

Have just seen the penalty.  It wasn't hugely dissimilar to the ridiculous penalty that he got at Norwich.

He has that turn of pace to get in front of defenders and he's very cute in using that to get just goal side and initiate a tangle of legs/bodies.

I think like Vardy dragging a leg behind him to draw contact, or Kane booting the ball off in any direction before hurtling into goalkeepers, it's a ploy that will be seen through soon enough and will stop resulting in penalties.

I only watched the last 20 minutes after our game had finished but it was dreadful stuff.  Just booting the ball up field and out of play, like a turgid game of rugby union.

Seen through? Vardy pulled that trick a week or two ago and got a penalty, I don't think I've even heard a single commentator wise up to it, they just refer to it as "smart" and "the dark arts".

[sinnermichael]

Quite possibly the worst tweet of all time.

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/1189957812274782210?s=19