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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #800 on: March 24, 2019, 07:08:55 pm »
I don't even know what it's for because it irritates me so much it makes my skin crawl and I skip it in record time, but the ad you get on random podcasts that starts "We find our hero and his sensible sidekick Steve...."

And the off-key singing in the Meerkat Movies advert makes me as annoyed as Chief Wiggum's makes the police dogs.
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #801 on: March 24, 2019, 07:25:26 pm »
My 10 year old just asked my wife if she had vaginal dryness.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #802 on: March 24, 2019, 07:29:48 pm »
My 10 year old just asked my wife if she had vaginal dryness.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #803 on: March 24, 2019, 07:33:40 pm »
Was watching some of the IPL Cricket today on a SKY Gold channel, think it's an Indian channel and every commercial break, and there were lots had the Julie Walters Vision Express ad.
A lot of adverts irritate us but to have the same one over and over, I ended up watching something else.
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #804 on: March 25, 2019, 11:55:36 am »
My 10 year old just asked my wife if she had vaginal dryness.

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Keep your 10 year old away from the Thrush adverts then.
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #805 on: March 25, 2019, 12:11:07 pm »
The bet365 ads with Ray Winstone. What are the odds on him appearing in something decent anytime soon.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #806 on: March 25, 2019, 01:16:02 pm »
That quick quid bollocks. Do one you scamming bastards.
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #807 on: March 25, 2019, 02:47:58 pm »
My 10 year old just asked my wife if she had vaginal dryness.

Jenny Eclair has a lot to answer for

Surely vaginal dryness is your fault and not Jenny Eclairs?
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #808 on: March 25, 2019, 09:49:54 pm »
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #809 on: March 26, 2019, 03:46:20 pm »
That quick quid bollocks. Do one you scamming bastards.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #810 on: March 26, 2019, 09:02:09 pm »
I find that one more than slightly creepy. 

Same as the Haribo ones mentioned above with the adults with kids voices.

Strangely enough I quite like the Haribo adverts.
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #811 on: March 26, 2019, 09:45:56 pm »
That stupid money box advert where he buys a strawberry is well annoying especially the idiot at the end with his daft noise.


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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #812 on: March 28, 2019, 10:14:54 pm »
Any advert that uses sexual references, such as the one for the mattresses, yes we know people fuck each others brains out in bed, but I don't see the need to hint at it like a carry on film.
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #813 on: March 29, 2019, 01:07:31 am »
Any advert that uses sexual references, such as the one for the mattresses, yes we know people fuck each others brains out in bed, but I don't see the need to hint at it like a carry on film.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #814 on: March 29, 2019, 07:26:30 am »
Any advert that uses sexual references, such as the one for the mattresses, yes we know people fuck each others brains out in bed, but I don't see the need to hint at it like a carry on film.

I'd add the Maltesers one to that. 3 girls talking about wanking a bloke off.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #815 on: March 29, 2019, 10:11:58 am »
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #816 on: March 29, 2019, 12:32:07 pm »
I'd add the Maltesers one to that. 3 girls talking about wanking a bloke off.

Agreed. My girlfriend absolutely hates that ad, too.

It seems to get a free pass because it's women, but if three men acted out a similar scenario there would be absolute uproar.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #817 on: March 29, 2019, 02:26:51 pm »
I find the BT one really creepy - the one with the guy who returns home and there's loads of virtual people in his house?  Find it really unsettling.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #818 on: March 29, 2019, 03:18:42 pm »
Agreed. My girlfriend absolutely hates that ad, too.

It seems to get a free pass because it's women, but if three men acted out a similar scenario there would be absolute uproar.


havent seen it, sounds nuts
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #819 on: March 29, 2019, 03:46:29 pm »
havent seen it, sounds nuts

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Agreed. My girlfriend absolutely hates that ad, too.

It seems to get a free pass because it's women, but if three men acted out a similar scenario there would be absolute uproar.



There would be murder if that was 3 blokes, all kinds of allegations of sexism.
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #820 on: March 29, 2019, 04:22:28 pm »


There would be murder if that was 3 blokes, all kinds of allegations of sexism.
yep, 3 blokes bragging about big boobs, lets see what reaction that gets
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #821 on: March 29, 2019, 04:30:38 pm »
havent seen it, sounds nuts

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #822 on: March 29, 2019, 04:44:03 pm »
I find the BT one really creepy - the one with the guy who returns home and there's loads of virtual people in his house?  Find it really unsettling.

Great song though.
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #823 on: April 2, 2019, 01:52:44 pm »
I'll smile for days if Paddy Power ever go bankrupt.
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #824 on: April 2, 2019, 02:50:36 pm »
It's not necessarily a really bad advert but the regularity of the Fiat advert with Sting in the back of the car is becoming tiresome.
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #825 on: April 3, 2019, 09:10:13 am »
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #826 on: April 3, 2019, 10:18:24 am »
The Army recruitment ads. Making it out to be a great thing full of comradery, bollocks, we all know what really goes on in the army, we've seen Full Metal Jacket.
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« Reply #827 on: April 3, 2019, 02:26:50 pm »
The Army recruitment ads. Making it out to be a great thing full of comradery, bollocks, we all know what really goes on in the army, we've seen Full Metal Jacket.
Yep, and they also miss out the bit where you get sent to some hell-hole, come back without a limb or two, develop PTSD, end up on the streets because you cannot adjust to 'normal' life and your country abandons you and conveniently forgets you ever existed.
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #828 on: April 3, 2019, 08:30:09 pm »
The Army recruitment ads. Making it out to be a great thing full of comradery, bollocks, we all know what really goes on in the army, we've seen Full Metal Jacket.

They sing the Mickey Mouse song?
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #829 on: April 3, 2019, 10:15:48 pm »
Fucking TUI adverts make me want to vom :no
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #830 on: April 3, 2019, 10:21:56 pm »
That Moneybox one where he buys one strawberry.  :butt

I've just realised I've posted this twice now, but at least it shows how much I hate it.  ;D
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #831 on: April 9, 2019, 09:03:08 pm »
New AA one is bad

Uncanny valley combined with an already slightly creepy little girl and a terrible song

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #832 on: April 10, 2019, 09:01:32 pm »
That Strongbow advert with the warbling hipsters can go fuck itself an all.
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #833 on: April 10, 2019, 09:16:55 pm »
New AA one is bad

Uncanny valley combined with an already slightly creepy little girl and a terrible song

Proud Mary? The original is boss

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #834 on: April 28, 2019, 11:59:51 am »
The new Barclaycard one with Simon Cowell. He makes me shout at the telly. I'm happy to say I've never seen one minute of his 'music' shows. He makes my skin crawl.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #835 on: April 28, 2019, 12:04:05 pm »
The series of UK adverts for a red wine (which I don't even know the name of) where the lead character is doing some sporty or dangerous pursuit, and it cuts straight to a group sitting around a table quaffing wine.

Just fucking annoying now, as it's started reaching saturation point.

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« Reply #836 on: April 28, 2019, 12:22:04 pm »
The new Barclaycard one with Simon Cowell. He makes me shout at the telly. I'm happy to say I've never seen one minute of his 'music' shows. He makes my skin crawl.

Just how much money do these greedy fuckers need anyway?
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #837 on: April 28, 2019, 02:03:35 pm »
Princess Yachts. Who the fuck is this advert aimed at?

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #838 on: April 28, 2019, 02:32:43 pm »
I find the advert for front doors quite comical.

Just seems odd.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #839 on: April 28, 2019, 02:42:11 pm »
Princess Yachts. Who the fuck is this advert aimed at?

People with dinghies who aspire to something bigger?



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