I see that fucking horrible Nescafe Gold Blend one is back. The one with the guy on a stage facing what's supposed to be all the people he's ever met in his life, and the Lloyds Bank singer warbles somebody else's song in the background. He asks a load of questions like "sit down if you don't remember me" (and about 90% do, which should tell him a lot), and "sit down if you've never seen me strangle myself with a napkin when ejaculating". And he's left with about half a dozen, who all give him knowing looks, and he invites them down for a cup of coffee.