Topic: Adverts you hate

[Tesco tearaway]

Any bingo advert.
"Come and join the fun at..." Shows a load of people having fun playing games etc on the beach.
No, no, it won't be like this at all!
You'll just be a sad bastard sat on your couch by yourself tapping a phone screen 

[Big Red Richie]

Any bingo advert.
"Come and join the fun at..." Shows a load of people having fun playing games etc on the beach.
No, no, it won't be like this at all!
You'll just be a sad bastard sat on your couch by yourself tapping a phone screen 

….giving them your money, drip by drip.   

[God's Left Peg]

Brexit loving Carling piss water.

Indeed. Fucking piss.

[Dench57]

Yeah that Giggs advert is top bants well in lads

[Buck Pete]

Indeed. Fucking piss.

Haha that advert

Jazz it up all you want lads.  I don't care if it comes from Burton or Bombay.  Its still piss

[The Bournemouth Red]

The TUI adverts with the silly swinging arms dance at the end.

Oh, and the latest Go Compare advert in the taxi, where they appear to have found someone more annoying than the opera bloke.

[Dench57]

The British Airways one with all the national treasures. Brexit that

[Alan574]

Arry has two going at the moment.  Any advert fronted by a "celebrity" sure as hell puts me off what they are advertising. Also can someone please get that smug git with his crappy G Tec air ram vacuum cleaner off of our screens.  I know they are crap because an expert tried one and said so.  Expert being my missus.

Oh yes, just another thought, any advertisement for over 50's insurance.  It's not worth the paper they are written on and you would be better putting what little cash you have available into a cash isa.  At least you won't lose it all if you stop paying and getting less back than you put in is the economics of the mad house!  Rant over!

[gary75]

The Derek, Derek,Derek advert, about estate agents.


And
Not sure what's its advertising, but the one where the guy has a whip needs binning asap.

[Son of Spion]

Those ridiculous Haribo adverts where grown adults talk like children. 

Also, the never ending stream of yogurt adverts that delight in making men look stupid. It wasn't cool when adverts made women look stupid, and it's not cool now advertisers have reversed the sexism. 

[Son of Spion]

The Derek, Derek,Derek advert, about estate agents.

Does my nut in too, but the Scouse actor in it (John May) is a big Red, so he regains points for that. 

[reddebs]

Thought stereotypical ads had been banned, so why do the life insurance ones still keep insisting it's a "mans" job to protect his family!!!

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[Sheer Magnetism]

Those ridiculous Haribo adverts where grown adults talk like children. 

1000%. It actually makes my ears feel like they're being attacked. Also, those McNasty's ads that go: "[INSERT FAKE NAME] thinks McNasty's is literally made of anthrax and animal faeces. Here's an actor playing a farmer, pointing to a board to prove they aren't".

Good word filter there.

[Frank Becton]

That B&Q advert where the woman does that daft shuffle movement with her feet after laying a wooden floor.

[rob1966]

Thought stereotypical ads had been banned, so why do the life insurance ones still keep insisting it's a "mans" job to protect his family!!!

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We do tend to die first though

[reddebs]

We do tend to die first though

Yeah but if anything happens to the mum, dad would have to give up life itself cos there's no way they could cope with kids, work and the house like a woman does [emoji13]

[rob1966]

Yeah but if anything happens to the mum, dad would have to give up life itself cos there's no way they could cope with kids, work and the house like a woman does [emoji13]

Pah, piece of piss. I've been looking after the kids every morning for the past 6 years, get them dressed, fed and off to school, I make the dinners and I can easily make tea and do all the other stuff. I'd be knackered like, but so would a single Mum. 

[reddebs]

Pah, piece of piss. I've been looking after the kids every morning for the past 6 years, get them dressed, fed and off to school, I make the dinners and I can easily make tea and do all the other stuff. I'd be knackered like, but so would a single Mum. 

Not many like you though Rob [emoji1]

[jillcwhomever]

The AA advert with the child in the back seat. It appears to be on virtually every time you switch on to sodding ITV.

[rob1966]

Not many like you though Rob [emoji1]

 

Missus is having a pre 50th birthday weekend away in May in Benidorm, so gotta plan something with the kids, it'll involve the BBQ and making fires in the garden

[reddebs]

[emoji106]

Missus is having a pre 50th birthday weekend away in May in Benidorm, so gotta plan something with the kids, it'll involve the BBQ and making fires in the garden

There's nothing quite like fire to keep males  enthralled and entertained [emoji106]

[So… Howard Philips]

There's nothing quite like fire to keep males  enthralled and entertained [emoji106]

That's why I take great delight in burning my old financial papers in the garden rather than using a shredder. It's very cathartic destroying your debt records in a auto da fe.

[Tesco tearaway]

Does my nut in too, but the Scouse actor in it (John May) is a big Red, so he regains points for that. 

Got a mate that was friends with him, and went to school with him.
Said that once he appeared on telly a few times he turned into a swellhead and got binned off by loads of his mates 
I quite like the ad though 

Haribo ads = shite.
Over fifties funeral ads = shite.
Equity release via your house ads = shite.
Maccies ads trying to make a big 'thing' out of bacon on a big mac = contrived shite.

[The Bournemouth Red]

The AA advert with the child in the back seat. It appears to be on virtually every time you switch on to sodding ITV.

I find that one more than slightly creepy. 

Same as the Haribo ones mentioned above with the adults with kids voices.

[Mutton Geoff]

That Giff Gaff link on the voice is annoying.

[rob1966]

Got a mate that was friends with him, and went to school with him.
Said that once he appeared on telly a few times he turned into a swellhead and got binned off by loads of his mates 
I quite like the ad though 

Haribo ads = shite.
Over fifties funeral ads = shite.
Equity release via your house ads = shite.
Maccies ads trying to make a big 'thing' out of bacon on a big mac = contrived shite.

Said it before, but those are on all day and are fucking depressing. There is one where they are discussing funerals while doing aqua aerobics and then when playing snooker - just fuck off you grabbing c*nts.

While I'm at it - give £3 a month for this that and the other, piss off.

[Alex Raisbeck]

[emoji443]so if you’re thinking of releasing equity then good advice is Key[emoji443]   [emoji35]

[Tesco tearaway]

[emoji443]so if you’re thinking of releasing equity then good advice is Key[emoji443]   [emoji35]

Why? What's wrong with it? 
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Oh yeah; it's a steaming pile of fucking shite, that's what   

[Son of Spion]

Why? What's wrong with it? 
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Oh yeah; it's a steaming pile of fucking shite, that's what   

The oldies amongst us might remember the woman to the right of that picture with the red cardi on. Louise English, who was an original member of Hill's Angels on the Benny Hill Show. I spotted her the first time it was on because I used to have a bit of a crush on her when I was a lad. 

Shite advert, though. 

[Frank Becton]

That Marcus Brigstocke Experian advert gets on my nerves.

[Nitramdorf]

The oldies amongst us might remember the woman to the right of that picture with the red cardi on. Louise English, who was an original member of Hill's Angels on the Benny Hill Show. I spotted her the first time it was on because I used to have a bit of a crush on her when I was a lad. 

Shite advert, though. 

  yes noticed her straight away. Apparently she's only 57 now.

[-Willo-]

"Someones knocking at ya door, somebodies ringing the bell"

Fuck. Off.

[Crosby Nick]

"Someones knocking at ya door, somebodies ringing the bell"

Fuck. Off.

This reads as the start of a Grifter rant!

Ahreed though, incredibly annoying.

[rob1966]

The VW Tiguan advert. As my 10 yr old says, it's not like it's a Lamborghini or McLaren, you just don't look cool in a big fat ugly box on wheels like that.

[So… Howard Philips]

Said it before, but those are on all day and are fucking depressing. There is one where they are discussing funerals while doing aqua aerobics and then when playing snooker - just fuck off you grabbing c*nts.

While I'm at it - give £3 a month for this that and the other, piss off.

But for £3 a month you can have your very own snow leopard.

[Crosby Nick]

But for £3 a month you can have your very own snow leopard.

Better than your average guard dog.

[So… Howard Philips]

Better than your average guard dog.

Very handy for dissuading burglars at 10'000 feet in Central Asian mountains.

[rob1966]

But for £3 a month you can have your very own snow leopard.

Everyone wants a Leopard cub, no-one wants a Leopard

[Frank Becton]

Was watching the racing on Sky Sports yesterday and 'Arrys Bet Victor advert was on twice every commercial break, a real downside of him winning I'm A Celebrity.

[jambutty]

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