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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #680 on: August 20, 2018, 07:53:10 pm »
The SKY new footie season advert "go go go go" is on all the time, really starting to annoy me now.
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #681 on: August 20, 2018, 09:31:38 pm »
The Go Compare one on the radio is horrendous    :butt

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #682 on: August 21, 2018, 04:25:33 pm »
The Jam rag ones.


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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #683 on: August 21, 2018, 04:39:19 pm »
Those Uncle Ben ones with the singing couple, "you say tomaayyyto"

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #684 on: August 22, 2018, 10:40:24 am »
Fucking Bet Boost ads for SkyBet

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #685 on: August 22, 2018, 10:47:31 am »
Fucking Bet Boost ads for SkyBet

Any betting advert. They should go the same way as tobacco advertising. Fucked off completely.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #686 on: August 22, 2018, 03:00:13 pm »
Any betting advert. They should go the same way as tobacco advertising. Fucked off completely.
Definitely! I hate the lad banter bellendry used to promote them-they should be banned from the internet also so I don’t have to see this twats face ever again
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« Reply #687 on: August 22, 2018, 04:25:50 pm »
Definitely! I hate the lad banter bellendry used to promote them-they should be banned from the internet also so I don’t have to see this twats face ever again

Looks like he's saying "Suits you sir".

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #688 on: September 12, 2018, 10:35:28 am »
The latest Lloyd's advert with  the horses running along the beach and the version of You're Noe Alone.

Vile, just vile.
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #689 on: September 12, 2018, 10:58:52 am »
Top lyrics though:
‘Where, the hell, has all the mud gone? I’m sure there was lots of mud, I shook off so much mud. It was here, now it’s gone, every bit, every drop, every inch. Where’s all the mud gone?’

Yeah, that one was funny, novel.

The follow-up one with that foppy, over-acting twat is appalling.
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #690 on: September 12, 2018, 02:35:37 pm »
The Ladbrokes one's continue to annoy me, James Buckley should be ashamed of himself.
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #691 on: September 13, 2018, 12:57:37 pm »
The chewie one where the dad comes back to see some absolute weapon getting dressed in his daughters room. The dad smile when in reality he'd be booting the lad through the window
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #692 on: September 13, 2018, 01:04:40 pm »
The chewie one where the dad comes back to see some absolute weapon getting dressed in his daughters room. The dad smile when in reality he'd be booting the lad through the window

Yeah, very creepy that one.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #693 on: September 13, 2018, 04:32:16 pm »
The Ladbrokes one's continue to annoy me, James Buckley should be ashamed of himself.

Unfortunately for him, the Inbetweeners is long gone and old news.  He's just another washed up former child actor trying to pay his bills.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #694 on: September 13, 2018, 05:34:18 pm »
Yeah, very creepy that one.

This has been done before. The dad and the daughter are both creepy. She has a knowing, cheesy grin - a bit like "I've got you round here knowing when my dad was back and I was just trying to get him jealous".

Very creepy.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #695 on: September 17, 2018, 12:23:59 pm »
The Nationwide advert that is marketing their refer a friend thing and they have two 20 odd year old 'friends' in a photo booth saying things about each other.

Does my fucking head in.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #696 on: September 17, 2018, 12:32:40 pm »
The new tic tac advert,I don't mind David Haye making a few extra bob but he really needs a better agent.


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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #697 on: September 17, 2018, 02:19:14 pm »
Is it me, or most adds these days being deliberately made to be irritating, the advertising firms may think it's good publicity, but it could well backfire, i tend boycott products/sites that have annoying adds, refuse to use GoCompare, MoneySupermarket sites because of there irritating adds.
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #698 on: September 17, 2018, 03:05:11 pm »
Is it me, or most adds these days being deliberately made to be irritating, the advertising firms may think it's good publicity, but it could well backfire, i tend boycott products/sites that have annoying adds, refuse to use GoCompare, MoneySupermarket sites because of there irritating adds.
Wouldn't surprise me as I was thinking the same thing. Like CraigDS said above the new Nationwide one is irritating as fuck as are all of their adverts.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #699 on: September 17, 2018, 03:06:30 pm »
Irritation has been a marketing tactic companies have used for years,because as you say it gets people talking and (annoyingly) makes the adverts memorable.

They're also pretty easy and cheap to make too!

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #700 on: September 17, 2018, 03:47:38 pm »
Irritation has been a marketing tactic companies have used for years,because as you say it gets people talking and (annoyingly) makes the adverts memorable.

They're also pretty easy and cheap to make too!

Yes, I can never remember what the good ones are advertising, but I can remember all the shit ones. I tend to either kill the sound or turn the telly over when the ads I hate come on.

One I really hate at the minute, for a few reasons, is the Sunny legalised loan shark advert. Never mind the stupid grinning c*nt on it or the bear rubbing on the caravan, those leeches should not be allowed to have ads on telly. I noticed they will lend up to £2500 at 1251% APR or whatever, so I looked on their site to see their terms.  They have a minimum loan period of 6 months up to 14 months, You cannot see a calculator on their site, so I used another site. £2500 for the minimum 6 months is just over £2600 a month and you pay back £15k, 14 months works out to £36k.
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #701 on: September 17, 2018, 04:56:08 pm »
I don't really understand how legalised loan sharks are allowed to exist in such a predatory form. Everyone knows that they're a disgrace and they prey on the desperate and vulnerable, and it seems like it would be very easy for the government to enforce a much more reasonable upper limit on interest rates if they wanted to.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #702 on: September 17, 2018, 09:29:35 pm »
Haven’t seen that Nationwide one until just now....wow that’s shit
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #703 on: September 17, 2018, 10:26:59 pm »
Nationwide had to pull their last advertising campaign because it was so shite. They are looking for a repeat with this new one.

Some suit on a 6 figure salary needs sacking.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #704 on: September 20, 2018, 10:09:56 am »
The new tic tac advert,I don't mind David Haye making a few extra bob but he really needs a better agent.


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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #705 on: September 21, 2018, 07:42:44 pm »
Have to admit I'm not a huge fan of Jenny Eclair going on about vaginal dryness.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #706 on: September 21, 2018, 09:08:39 pm »
Have to admit I'm not a huge fan of Jenny Eclair going on about vaginal dryness.

But when PMS strikes faaaaaackin ell there's nothing worse than itchy fanny too (probably).

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #707 on: September 22, 2018, 11:15:53 am »
By far the most annoying advert on TV at the moment, is a bingo app ad, by a certain newspaper publication that shall remain nameless.

I just want to shoot the fucking TV, every time it's on.  Annoying as fuck.  :no

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #708 on: September 22, 2018, 02:24:25 pm »
By far the most annoying advert on TV at the moment, is a bingo app ad, by a certain newspaper publication that shall remain nameless.

I just want to shoot the fucking TV, every time it's on.  Annoying as fuck.  :no
I change channels when anything to do with that rag comes on.
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #709 on: November 7, 2018, 08:54:19 pm »
That new Xmas JD one  :wanker

Any advert with Lingard in has instant bellend factor
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #710 on: November 7, 2018, 09:34:51 pm »
That new Xmas JD one  :wanker

Any advert with Lingard in has instant bellend factor

JD Sports or Jack Daniels? ;)

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« Reply #711 on: November 7, 2018, 10:31:16 pm »
JD Sports or Jack Daniels? ;)

Is Lingard old enough to be in a Jack Daniels advert? I took him for a 13 year old, what with his ‘ladshakes’ and general banter
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #712 on: November 7, 2018, 11:36:32 pm »
Have to admit I'm not a huge fan of Jenny Eclair going on about vaginal dryness.

Have to admit, I'm not a huge fan of Jenny Eclair.
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #713 on: November 8, 2018, 06:42:18 am »
Have to admit, I'm not a huge fan of Jenny Eclair.
Have to admit, I’m not a huge fan of vaginal dryness.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #714 on: November 8, 2018, 07:52:45 am »
By far the most annoying advert on TV at the moment, is a bingo app ad, by a certain newspaper publication that shall remain nameless.

I just want to shoot the fucking TV, every time it's on.  Annoying as fuck.  :no
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« Reply #715 on: November 8, 2018, 07:57:24 am »
Is it me, or most adds these days being deliberately made to be irritating, the advertising firms may think it's good publicity, but it could well backfire, i tend boycott products/sites that have annoying adds, refuse to use GoCompare, MoneySupermarket sites because of there irritating adds.
I think that’s true-very similar to the way New Balance/Warrior make dreadful bizarre away/3rd kits
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« Reply #716 on: November 8, 2018, 08:52:09 am »
Have to admit, I’m not a huge fan of vaginal dryness.

Me neither but it's still funnier than Jenny Eclair.
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #717 on: November 8, 2018, 11:44:00 am »
Is Lingard old enough to be in a Jack Daniels advert? I took him for a 13 year old, what with his ‘ladshakes’ and general banter

Perfect target age for a Jack Daniels drinker then.
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« Reply #718 on: November 8, 2018, 11:57:04 am »
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #719 on: November 20, 2018, 08:21:16 am »
The Sainsbury’s ones with the usual recipe of kids and a cover version are unbearable
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