Author Topic: Has Klopp ever won the Greek league? Hi Ho Silva Daddy Day Care Fighting (Read 6752837 times)

FlashGordon · « **Reply #40080 on:** May 25, 2017, 10:22:14 pm »

Always been jealous of their world wide appeal.

PeterTheRed ... · « **Reply #40081 on:** May 25, 2017, 11:02:57 pm »

Everton target Cuco Martina released by Southampton as Blues move edges closer

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/everton-target-cuco-martina-released-13091935

gerrardisgod · « **Reply #40082 on:** May 25, 2017, 11:04:38 pm »

Cuckoo Martina.

pyroparty · « **Reply #40083 on:** May 25, 2017, 11:09:16 pm »

A 27 year old released by a team that finished below them.

Some statement that!

swoopy · « **Reply #40084 on:** May 25, 2017, 11:22:48 pm »

Quote from: PeterTheRed on May 25, 2017, 10:19:09 pm

Everton @Everton
The Blues will visit Tanzania and become the first @premierleague side to play in the East African country: http://bit.ly/2qTzf51

Another 'first' for the list of firsts

Tesco tearaway · « **Reply #40085 on:** May 25, 2017, 11:35:47 pm »

Cuco Martina the cuckoo clock cleana.

Samie · « **Reply #40086 on:** May 25, 2017, 11:45:32 pm »

Coco Pops from Southampton?

MULLENEDWINE · « **Reply #40087 on:** May 26, 2017, 12:33:59 am »

Haha WHO?

Ken-Obi · « **Reply #40088 on:** May 26, 2017, 05:02:46 am »

The thread topic should be changed to "2017 Summer Everton Transfer News".

capt_methane · « **Reply #40089 on:** May 26, 2017, 06:24:13 am »

Quote from: Sheev-Palpatine on May 26, 2017, 05:02:46 am

The thread topic should be changed to "2017 Summer Everton Transfer News".

Usual caveats apply

OsirisMVZ · « **Reply #40090 on:** May 26, 2017, 06:25:11 am »

Looking forward to Blueshite Fridays again!

only6times · « **Reply #40091 on:** May 26, 2017, 10:10:57 am »

Quote from: gerrardisgod on May 25, 2017, 11:04:38 pm

Cuckoo Martina.

Wahey!!!!

Ziltoid · « **Reply #40092 on:** May 26, 2017, 10:11:58 am »

thelinnen · « **Reply #40093 on:** May 26, 2017, 10:39:28 am »

They've got serious problems if Lukaku and Barkley go.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/teams/everton/top-scorers

FiSh77 · « **Reply #40094 on:** May 26, 2017, 12:42:51 pm »

Quote from: newterp on May 24, 2017, 04:56:19 pm

Nothing is official until The Esk puts his stamp on it.

Does he dip his balls in a pot of ink then use them to rubber stamp it? Cos ~~most~~ all of the shite he spouts is utter bollocks

PhilV · « **Reply #40095 on:** May 26, 2017, 01:07:15 pm »

I love this thread

RedSince86 · « **Reply #40096 on:** May 26, 2017, 02:22:55 pm »

That last one showing his true allegiance.

FinnanTastic · « **Reply #40097 on:** May 26, 2017, 03:56:42 pm »

Quote from: RedSince86 on May 26, 2017, 02:22:55 pm

That last one showing his true allegiance.

Schneiderman again the scarlet pimpernel of football forums

Dim Glas · « **Reply #40098 on:** May 26, 2017, 04:01:05 pm »

that midfield

Yeah, Schneiderlein, Gana and Davis are better than Can, Wijnaldum and Lallana.

Oh they are good for a laugh.

Something Worse · « **Reply #40099 on:** May 26, 2017, 04:08:09 pm »

Our players are coached better? Does that mean Klopp is better than moonhead?

zero zero · « **Reply #40100 on:** May 26, 2017, 04:10:23 pm »

Quote from: Claus on May 26, 2017, 04:08:09 pm

Our players are coached better? Does that mean Klopp is better than moonhead?

davek has gone rogue after the sacking of Bobby clown shoes.

Purple Red · « **Reply #40101 on:** May 26, 2017, 04:14:45 pm »

Who the hell is Cuco Martina?

PhilV · « **Reply #40102 on:** May 26, 2017, 04:22:25 pm »

f.t.r.s says:

Quote

genuinely wouldn't have Coutinho, althought he'd be ok on the bench

Also Mane did not make squad or bench haha oh wow

SamAteTheRedAcid · « **Reply #40103 on:** May 26, 2017, 04:25:12 pm »

Quote from: PhilV on May 26, 2017, 04:22:25 pm

f.t.r.s says:

Also Mane did not make squad or bench haha oh wow

The delusion is so strong.

To be fair, if I had a conversation about this with any one of the actual real life Evertonians that I know, they'd be much more realistic. Pretty sure they'd go half our team half theirs at worst. Being online tends to make people much more rabid for some reason. There's no way any sensible football fan could seriously think Coutinho doesn't walk into any Everton side from the past 20 years.

Dim Glas · « **Reply #40104 on:** May 26, 2017, 04:32:26 pm »

Quote from: Claus on May 26, 2017, 04:08:09 pm

Our players are coached better? Does that mean Klopp is better than moonhead?

that's that lunatic who hates Koeman. He tries to argue Everton have a better squad that Liverpool as a way to attack Koeman. He's very odd

HE does actually have some on there half believing him though.

Goes without saying that Kloppo is a million miles ahead of Koeman though of course!

Something Worse · « **Reply #40105 on:** May 26, 2017, 04:46:07 pm »

Quote from: Die Nullfünfer on May 26, 2017, 04:32:26 pm

that's that lunatic who hates Koeman. He tries to argue Everton have a better squad that Liverpool as a way to attack Koeman. He's very odd HE does actually have some on there half believing him though.

Goes without saying that Kloppo is a million miles ahead of Koeman though of course!

Not if you count their trophies, include what the won as players and absolutely refuse to use context with those trophies he isn't!

keano7 · « **Reply #40106 on:** May 26, 2017, 04:48:11 pm »

Quote from: Purple Red on May 26, 2017, 04:14:45 pm

Who the hell is Cuco Martina?

Scored that wonder goal vs Arsenal on Boxing Dayton years ago. Been a squad player last season alternating with Cedric when he's been out. Probably a short term fill in for Coleman if they go for him.

rafathegaffa83 · « **Reply #40107 on:** May 26, 2017, 04:56:59 pm »

Speaking of Cuco Martina, seems like York City were Ali Dia'd by Cuco Martina's 'cousin'

Quote from: PeterTheRed on May 25, 2017, 11:02:57 pm

Everton target Cuco Martina released by Southampton as Blues move edges closer

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/everton-target-cuco-martina-released-13091935

He was a pretty poor signing for Southampton. Largely used as a back-up. Even by Koeman himself. Strange move.

Flaccido Dongingo · « **Reply #40108 on:** May 26, 2017, 05:14:56 pm »

Quote from: rafathegaffa83 on May 26, 2017, 04:56:59 pm

Speaking of Cuco Martina, seems like York City were Ali Dia'd by Cuco Martina's 'cousin'

He was a pretty poor signing for Southampton. Largely used as a back-up. Even by Koeman himself. Strange move.

Is this fella gonna be left back in the case to replace the cuckoo clock?

swoopy · « **Reply #40109 on:** May 26, 2017, 05:55:59 pm »

Quote from: RedSince86 on May 26, 2017, 02:22:55 pm

That last one showing his true allegiance.

What does 'F.T.R.S' as a username stand for ?

Fuck the red shite??? Surely not

only6times · « **Reply #40110 on:** May 26, 2017, 06:16:30 pm »

Don't Celtic count as British ?

El Lobo · « **Reply #40111 on:** May 26, 2017, 06:29:10 pm »

Cuco Martina

Who the fuck is that?!

only6times · « **Reply #40112 on:** May 26, 2017, 07:07:17 pm »

Quote from: Eel Lobo on May 26, 2017, 06:29:10 pm

Cuco Martina

Who the fuck is that?!

Sounds like the bartender in "The Love Boat" .

Brian Blessed · « **Reply #40113 on:** May 26, 2017, 07:11:26 pm »

Coutinho only fit for their bench?

Son of Spion · « **Reply #40114 on:** May 26, 2017, 07:12:33 pm »

Quote from: swoopy on May 26, 2017, 05:55:59 pm

What does 'F.S.R.S' as a username stand for ?

Fuck the red shite??? Surely not

Yep, you got it in one.

Sad bunch, aren't they!

rafathegaffa83 · « **Reply #40115 on:** May 26, 2017, 07:14:17 pm »

"They're not better players, they're better coached"? But, I thought they had the world's greatest manager in impending Barcelona boss Ronald Koeman?

El Lobo · « **Reply #40116 on:** May 26, 2017, 07:25:09 pm »

Quote from: diarrhea on May 26, 2017, 07:11:26 pm

Coutinho only fit for their bench?

When you're signing players of the ilk of Cuco Martina, you needn't even consider players like Coutinho. Peasants.

CraigDS · « **Reply #40117 on:** May 26, 2017, 07:29:04 pm »

Fucking idiots

Son of Spion · « **Reply #40118 on:** May 26, 2017, 07:30:36 pm »

Quote from: rafathegaffa83 on May 26, 2017, 07:14:17 pm

"They're not better players, they're better coached"? But, I thought they had the world's greatest manager in impending Barcelona boss Ronald Koeman?

The back-peddling by bitters when we got Klopp was delicious to watch. Before we got him they were saying he was world class and would never consider us. Then when we did get him they decided he was shite afterall. Now, he's a good coach getting shite players into the CL and finishing well ahead of Everton... yet, Koeman is still "better". Everton Logic, hey. The mental gymnastics bitters perform in order to fit everything into their narrative is hilarious.

slamjam · « **Reply #40119 on:** May 26, 2017, 07:41:26 pm »

Quote from: rafathegaffa83 on May 26, 2017, 07:14:17 pm

"They're not better players, they're better coached"? But, I thought they had the world's greatest manager in impending Barcelona boss Ronald Koeman?

That sums them up the most they hope there manager gets nicked to prove there a big club. We know klopp is here for the long term everton will have two or three more managers in that time.