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Please select the winner from each of the following matches:

vivabobbygraham vs
18 (16.5%)
PhaseOfPlay
9 (8.3%)
Hazell vs
23 (21.1%)
Chakan
4 (3.7%)
mikey_LFC vs
12 (11%)
Trendisnotdestiny
15 (13.8%)
Sarge vs
15 (13.8%)
tubby
13 (11.9%)

Total Members Voted: 28

Voting closed: February 26, 2018, 06:28:44 pm

Author Topic: All time LFC Draft - Matches 1-4  (Read 6464 times)

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Re: All time LFC Draft - Matches 1-4
« Reply #80 on: February 26, 2018, 09:47:59 pm »
Post-match interview from PhaseOfPlay:

"I'd like to congratulate Viva's team on their result. If they were twice as good as us, then we were half as good as double the square root of the cosine of Salah's fat arse. I thought the lads did fairly well, but once the crowd started laughing at Kevin's perm, his confidence was shot. I thought that the VAR decision was suspect, especially as they were watching an episode of Coronation Street, and one of the offside lines on it was actually a streak of Chicken Korma sauce that splashed onto the screen. I also would like the FA to look into the wheelbarrows of brown envelopes that Viva was spotted bringing into the ref's locker room before the game.

In the face of today's result, I have offered my resignation to the board.

They said 'Who are you?'

I think that says it all"
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Re: All time LFC Draft - Matches 1-4
« Reply #81 on: February 26, 2018, 09:57:37 pm »
Post-match interview from PhaseOfPlay:

"I'd like to congratulate Viva's team on their result. If they were twice as good as us, then we were half as good as double the square root of the cosine of Salah's fat arse. I thought the lads did fairly well, but once the crowd started laughing at Kevin's perm, his confidence was shot. I thought that the VAR decision was suspect, especially as they were watching an episode of Coronation Street, and one of the offside lines on it was actually a streak of Chicken Korma sauce that splashed onto the screen. I also would like the FA to look into the wheelbarrows of brown envelopes that Viva was spotted bringing into the ref's locker room before the game.

In the face of today's result, I have offered my resignation to the board.

They said 'Who are you?'

I think that says it all"

;D

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Re: All time LFC Draft - Matches 1-4
« Reply #82 on: February 26, 2018, 10:00:01 pm »
Oh Wow!  That was my entire strategy, go offensive and nick a player here and there... get stronger as I go!

Did not know this was not a standard process.

The only ever time we did it before that one was the Domino draft. I like the concept of it, but I can imagine it getting a bit tiring if we did it every draft. Hazell is the boss here though, so it's up to him whether he wants it to be a part of this draft  :)

I think we should keep teams as they are, given the nature of this one. Unless there's a unanimous call for the alternative.
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Re: All time LFC Draft - Matches 1-4
« Reply #83 on: February 27, 2018, 12:06:04 am »
So are Matches 1-4 now done?

No, vote for me!!!

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Re: All time LFC Draft - Matches 1-4
« Reply #84 on: February 27, 2018, 01:16:29 am »
I think we should keep teams as they are, given the nature of this one. Unless there's a unanimous call for the alternative.

Well then, I like to thank the academy, Oprah, Wankplanks and Jizzmongruels everywhere and the Ghost of Luis Garcia...

Wait? Are you telling me there is still a chance (Obligatory Dumb and Dumber gif)?

Btw, Hazell your team is pretty formidable - well out!
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Re: All time LFC Draft - Matches 1-4
« Reply #85 on: February 27, 2018, 01:18:20 am »
Well then, I like to thank the academy, Oprah, Wankplanks and Jizzmongruels everywhere and the Ghost of Luis Garcia...

Wait? Are you telling me there is still a chance (Obligatory Dumb and Dumber gif)?

Btw, Hazell your team is pretty formidable - well out!

You’ve as much chance as I’ve got mate.

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Re: All time LFC Draft - Matches 1-4
« Reply #86 on: February 27, 2018, 11:02:18 am »
I think we should keep teams as they are, given the nature of this one. Unless there's a unanimous call for the alternative.

I feel we should have it.

Kinda keeps people interested in the game.

Also, adds to the fun. Not to mention, it would be a damn shame to have a Final where so many great LFC players miss out.
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Re: All time LFC Draft - Matches 1-4
« Reply #87 on: February 27, 2018, 12:48:50 pm »
I feel we should have it.

Kinda keeps people interested in the game.

Also, adds to the fun. Not to mention, it would be a damn shame to have a Final where so many great LFC players miss out.

This was my piece too.  It seems odd that we wouldn't do it for a thin draft like one team, but we would "experiment" with it in all-world draft where there are so many players that could hold their own.

Nevertheless, I agree with Chakan.  My days are numbered, so my personal biases aside; quite happy to get pummeled in the next round.
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Re: All time LFC Draft - Matches 1-4
« Reply #88 on: February 27, 2018, 02:26:14 pm »
This was my piece too.  It seems odd that we wouldn't do it for a thin draft like one team, but we would "experiment" with it in all-world draft where there are so many players that could hold their own.

Nevertheless, I agree with Chakan.  My days are numbered, so my personal biases aside; quite happy to get pummeled in the next round.
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Re: All time LFC Draft - Matches 1-4
« Reply #89 on: February 27, 2018, 07:26:20 pm »
So I can steal one of Tubbys players?

If so lads what ya think, have my eye on two.

That was a one-off experiment for the all-time draft. Not too sure whether it was a success or not! Personally, I'd like to see who wins this one with the team they originally drafted.

I think we should keep teams as they are, given the nature of this one. Unless there's a unanimous call for the alternative.

I feel we should have it.

Kinda keeps people interested in the game.

Also, adds to the fun. Not to mention, it would be a damn shame to have a Final where so many great LFC players miss out.

Any more thoughts?
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Re: All time LFC Draft - Matches 1-4
« Reply #90 on: February 27, 2018, 08:07:21 pm »
Any more thoughts?

I'm easy either way.
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Re: All time LFC Draft - Matches 1-4
« Reply #91 on: February 27, 2018, 09:09:02 pm »
Happy to go as it is, but would happily do steals if thats what the majority want. WouldnMt add it into every draft though.
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Re: All time LFC Draft - Matches 1-4
« Reply #92 on: February 27, 2018, 10:17:22 pm »
More steals than not, but I am biased.
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Re: All time LFC Draft - Matches 1-4
« Reply #93 on: February 27, 2018, 10:27:26 pm »
Think we'll just keep it as it is, will get the quarter finals set up.

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