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Re: Champions & Europa Leagues Match Thread (Nov 23 - 25)
« Reply #120 on: November 23, 2021, 07:30:06 pm »


Give it Carrick
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Champions & Europa Leagues Match Thread (Nov 23 - 25)
« Reply #121 on: November 23, 2021, 07:30:20 pm »
Masterplan from Carrick.

Give him the contract
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Re: Champions & Europa Leagues Match Thread (Nov 23 - 25)
« Reply #122 on: November 23, 2021, 07:30:28 pm »
Carrick deserves a permanent contract

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Re: Champions & Europa Leagues Match Thread (Nov 23 - 25)
« Reply #123 on: November 23, 2021, 07:30:29 pm »

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Re: Champions & Europa Leagues Match Thread (Nov 23 - 25)
« Reply #124 on: November 23, 2021, 07:30:31 pm »
Just sums their group up that, pathetic
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Re: Champions & Europa Leagues Match Thread (Nov 23 - 25)
« Reply #125 on: November 23, 2021, 07:30:51 pm »
Fuck off Fletch, first decent team these face they will get fucking murdered, you Man Utd cock sucking fucker
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Re: Champions & Europa Leagues Match Thread (Nov 23 - 25)
« Reply #126 on: November 23, 2021, 07:30:55 pm »
What's the betting they'll start talking about winning the CL, drawing parallels with us in 2005?  ::)

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Re: Champions & Europa Leagues Match Thread (Nov 23 - 25)
« Reply #127 on: November 23, 2021, 07:30:57 pm »
The swagger has returned.

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Re: Champions & Europa Leagues Match Thread (Nov 23 - 25)
« Reply #128 on: November 23, 2021, 07:31:00 pm »
Just knew that fucking c*nt would score
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Good God this commentator is fucking pathetic.

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Re: Champions & Europa Leagues Match Thread (Nov 23 - 25)
« Reply #129 on: November 23, 2021, 07:31:41 pm »
We would do some terrible things to this Villarreal side

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Re: Champions & Europa Leagues Match Thread (Nov 23 - 25)
« Reply #130 on: November 23, 2021, 07:31:51 pm »
"The biggest superstar delivers"

Good God this commentator is fucking pathetic.
It's like this every week. It is as if the previous week's humiliation never happened.

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Re: Champions & Europa Leagues Match Thread (Nov 23 - 25)
« Reply #131 on: November 23, 2021, 07:32:08 pm »
"The biggest superstar delivers"

Good God this commentator is fucking pathetic.

He's like it every game, he's an absolute tool.
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Re: Champions & Europa Leagues Match Thread (Nov 23 - 25)
« Reply #132 on: November 23, 2021, 07:32:19 pm »
Fuck off my dear, first decent team these face they will get fucking murdered, you Man Utd cock sucking fucker
Say that to the missus, go on I dare you.

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Re: Champions & Europa Leagues Match Thread (Nov 23 - 25)
« Reply #133 on: November 23, 2021, 07:32:28 pm »
Was to be expected I suppose.  :butt

Villarreal have missed a great opportunity tonight.

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Re: Champions & Europa Leagues Match Thread (Nov 23 - 25)
« Reply #134 on: November 23, 2021, 07:32:54 pm »
Fuck off Fletch, first decent team these face they will get fucking murdered, you Man Utd cock sucking fucker

It's crazy the way they try and build United up especially against a team as poor as this lot. They don't deserve to go into any European competition.
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Re: Champions & Europa Leagues Match Thread (Nov 23 - 25)
« Reply #135 on: November 23, 2021, 07:32:56 pm »
Am I thick or that's a chip that you would expect pretty much any professional footballer worth his salt to make? No pressure, 18 yards out, keeper completely caught in no man's land, ball bouncing just right.
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Re: Champions & Europa Leagues Match Thread (Nov 23 - 25)
« Reply #136 on: November 23, 2021, 07:33:18 pm »
Moreno looks like the only player Villareal have that wasn't won in a raffle
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Re: Champions & Europa Leagues Match Thread (Nov 23 - 25)
« Reply #137 on: November 23, 2021, 07:33:21 pm »
I know some of you are joking but he really has to get that contract, he did quite well in such a short time.

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Re: Champions & Europa Leagues Match Thread (Nov 23 - 25)
« Reply #138 on: November 23, 2021, 07:33:21 pm »
Say that to the missus, go on I dare you.

I just did, I'm still breathing too ;D
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Re: Champions & Europa Leagues Match Thread (Nov 23 - 25)
« Reply #139 on: November 23, 2021, 07:33:57 pm »
Am I thick or that's a chip that you would expect pretty much any professional footballer worth his salt to make? No pressure, 18 yards out, keeper completely caught in no man's land, ball bouncing just right.

I'd back myself at 55 to score that
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Re: Champions & Europa Leagues Match Thread (Nov 23 - 25)
« Reply #140 on: November 23, 2021, 07:34:07 pm »
We would do some terrible things to this Villarreal side

Would be happy with either them or Atalanta. The only reason the latter beat us at Anfield was because we could afford to make changes. We went there and scored five without response with a very inexperienced Rhys Williams being untroubled.
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Re: Champions & Europa Leagues Match Thread (Nov 23 - 25)
« Reply #141 on: November 23, 2021, 07:34:57 pm »
I just did, I'm still breathing too ;D

She's going to start dropping bombs, though...
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Re: Champions & Europa Leagues Match Thread (Nov 23 - 25)
« Reply #142 on: November 23, 2021, 07:35:11 pm »
Would be happy with either them or Atalanta. The only reason the latter beat us at Anfield was because we could afford to make changes. We went there and scored five without response with a very inexperienced Rhys Williams being untroubled.

We'd win the tie in the away game.
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Re: Champions & Europa Leagues Match Thread (Nov 23 - 25)
« Reply #143 on: November 23, 2021, 07:35:21 pm »
Just knew that fucking c*nt would score

He scores, they have to keep playing him, which means most of the time they are playing with 10.5 players.

The longer he’s there, playing and scoring the odd goal the better.
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Re: Champions & Europa Leagues Match Thread (Nov 23 - 25)
« Reply #144 on: November 23, 2021, 07:35:39 pm »
She's going to start dropping bombs, though...

Been quiet on that front today thank fuck
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Re: Champions & Europa Leagues Match Thread (Nov 23 - 25)
« Reply #145 on: November 23, 2021, 07:36:01 pm »
A landmark away win at the European (League) Champions - it would be criminal not to offer Carrick a long term contract after this.

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Re: Champions & Europa Leagues Match Thread (Nov 23 - 25)
« Reply #146 on: November 23, 2021, 07:36:29 pm »
"He sees everything", "He just knows".

No, you absolute thundercunts, the defender dropped the ball at his feet. Oh, and by the way, he missed a sitter
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Re: Champions & Europa Leagues Match Thread (Nov 23 - 25)
« Reply #147 on: November 23, 2021, 07:36:29 pm »
Savage making out like that’s some bit of clairvoyance from Ronaldo that the back header wouldn’t reach the keeper. “Look, he knows”.  Yeah, he can judge the speed of the ball and the distance to the keeper.  The commentator knew as well. So did did everyone watching.  ::)

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Re: Champions & Europa Leagues Match Thread (Nov 23 - 25)
« Reply #148 on: November 23, 2021, 07:36:48 pm »
These commentators are dangerously close to using the dreaded s word :D
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Champions & Europa Leagues Match Thread (Nov 23 - 25)
« Reply #149 on: November 23, 2021, 07:37:28 pm »
He scores, they have to keep playing him, which means most of the time they are playing with 10.5 players.

The longer he’s there, playing and scoring the odd goal the better.

Carrick wouldn't have the balls to drop him anyway. If Poch goes there, he will play him no matter what - Kane was proof he's a shitbag.
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Re: Champions & Europa Leagues Match Thread (Nov 23 - 25)
« Reply #150 on: November 23, 2021, 07:38:27 pm »
United are the new turd that won't flush. Literally clinging on for dear life in just about every competition.
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Re: Champions & Europa Leagues Match Thread (Nov 23 - 25)
« Reply #151 on: November 23, 2021, 07:39:12 pm »
Get Michael Carrick's name on a contract, get him to write whatever numbers he likes on it, cos Mikey's at the wheel. Man United are back.
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Re: Champions & Europa Leagues Match Thread (Nov 23 - 25)
« Reply #152 on: November 23, 2021, 07:39:27 pm »
It's crazy the way they try and build United up especially against a team as poor as this lot. They don't deserve to go into any European competition.

Yeah but this is exactly what we want.

If the media and pundits started all being honest about how absolutely shite they are then there is a chance that something might get done about it.

While they are the "Best Team in the World" and the "Biggest Club in the World" and "Have the Best Players in the World" and the "Best Ground in the World" and the "Best Fans in the World" and are the "Richest in the World" and "Have the most supporters in the world" then there really is absolutely no need for them to change or improve because they are already the best of the best of the best of the best.
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Re: Champions & Europa Leagues Match Thread (Nov 23 - 25)
« Reply #153 on: November 23, 2021, 07:40:08 pm »
They’re praising United for being a defensively solid and a bit dull.  They’ve praised them for that in the past after being shit. They get a few semi decent results and then the same people start whining about them not playing “The United Way” and that they’d start winning more if they attacked.  So they do, and they win a few but start looking shit at the back, then they start losing again.

Rinse and repeat.

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Re: Champions & Europa Leagues Match Thread (Nov 23 - 25)
« Reply #154 on: November 23, 2021, 07:40:27 pm »
Get Michael Carrick's name on a contract, get him to write whatever numbers he likes on it, cos Mikey's at the wheel. Man United are back.


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Re: Champions & Europa Leagues Match Thread (Nov 23 - 25)
« Reply #155 on: November 23, 2021, 07:40:45 pm »
Villareal are villareally dire...
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Re: Champions & Europa Leagues Match Thread (Nov 23 - 25)
« Reply #156 on: November 23, 2021, 07:40:49 pm »
Savage = It's been a real disciplined performance tonight    :lmao :lmao :lmao

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Re: Champions & Europa Leagues Match Thread (Nov 23 - 25)
« Reply #157 on: November 23, 2021, 07:40:55 pm »
Get in. Give it to Carrick  :lmao :lmao
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Re: Champions & Europa Leagues Match Thread (Nov 23 - 25)
« Reply #158 on: November 23, 2021, 07:41:00 pm »
I’m not sure it’s fair of me to comment, because I’ve not seen all of them. But for me….this is the best away performance in Europe by an English team ever.
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Champions & Europa Leagues Match Thread (Nov 23 - 25)
« Reply #159 on: November 23, 2021, 07:41:00 pm »
That's Carrick's contract sorted to the end of the season.

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