Topic: I'm a “celebrity”

[TepidT2O]

That fella deffo has no bloke down stairs stuff. Thought he just had tit implants.

That’s Kate Garraway.  She has a nunu

[CHOPPER]

Leave Kate alone you.


Yeeeeeeeers red lemonade - its dingo dollars. This is my best bit.

[UntouchableLuis]

Boring as fuck so far. Only ones that have any sort of personality is Wrighty and Jenner.

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

That’s Kate Garraway.  She has a nunu

If its an original itll be worth quite a bit. Them Teletubbies are fetching a tidy price in todays market

[Buck Pete]

Reckon that Eastenders girl is a handful and is going to become mighty annoying

Boring as fuck so far. Only ones that have any sort of personality is Wrighty and Jenner.

Thought Wrighty has been uncharacteristically quiet in this to be honest. Reckon he's hungry as fook already.

[CraigDS]

A 70 year old Bruce Jenner in a bikini is a sight to behold.

[Buck Pete]

A 70 year old Bruce Jenner in a bikini is a sight to behold.

[LallanaInPyjamas]

Andrew Maxwell's noises had me in absolute stitches last night.

[CHOPPER]

The nothing song, is ace.

[CHOPPER]

I love the Dingo Dollar Challenge.

[keano7]

Pretty dull set of celebs this year and there doesn’t seem to be a lot going on in camp. Hope it livens up a bit.

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

Reckon that Eastenders girl is a handful and is going to become mighty annoying

Thought Wrighty has been uncharacteristically quiet in this to be honest. Reckon he's hungry as fook already.

Shes very Bratty aint she. Like a soilt little girl at times

Yoiu can tell that Adele took that photo in so she gets mentioned on loose women then gets a job as one. Its like Peter Andre saying im gonna write a song while im in here. Fuck off mate,you wrote that years ago when you were living on the streets cos ye career had gone to shit ye washed up has been. Who do ye think ye kidding dickhead

[Alisson Wonderland]

The two late entrants don’t look like they are going to spice things up much.  They usually bring in a big personality to stir things up like a Noel Edmonds or Danny Baker.  Instead we have Kirk from Corrie and Minty from EastEnders 

Our best hope of something happening is that Ian Wright continues to go hungry and goes in on one of the other campmates like he did on Schmeichel that time.

[Crosby Nick]

The two late entrants don’t look like they are going to spice things up much.  They usually bring in a big personality to stir things up like a Noel Edmonds or Danny Baker.  Instead we have Kirk from Corrie and Minty from EastEnders 

Our best hope of something happening is that Ian Wright continues to go hungry and goes in on one of the other campmates like he did on Schmeichel that time.

Well you’d hope none of them would give him the same reason to do that than Schmeichel supposedly did.

[Buck Pete]

Hoping Jenner shows us some of her former moves and uses Adele like some kind of human Javelin and launches her over into Snake Rock.

[OneTouchFooty]

Has been pretty boring so far. Adele and Jacqueline are becoming very irritating already. Ian Wright will deffo blow his lid again with his short temper. Wish they'd all stop trying to make songs happen as well. Caitlyn has been alot better than I thought she would be tbf.

[Buck Pete]

Jenner is as tough as old boots and will do her time in the jungle like an old lag breezes though a short prison sentence. 

Loved it when Jacqueline's luxury Item fell in the water the other night. Snigger.

[sinnermichael]

Agree it's been underwhelming. They were always going to struggle to repeat the brilliant show it was last year. That was a truly elite liuneup.

[CraigDS]

Just doesn't seem to be those one or two with a real attitude in there which mix it up and cause some issues, or weird so they get under the others skin. They all just seem pretty friendly.

[Chris~]

Just doesn't seem to be those one or two with a real attitude in there which mix it up and cause some issues, or weird so they get under the others skin. They all just seem pretty friendly.

Part of this might be due to the backlash they got about Jeremy Kyle/Love island this year added in to what happened with Ian being bullied a couple years back.

[rob1966]

Part of this might be due to the backlash they got about Jeremy Kyle/Love island this year added in to what happened with Ian being bullied a couple years back.

Wouldn't surprise me that. Over the years, these reality shows have had some right shithouse behaviour on show.

Wrighty has been a bit of a tit at times, but mainly seems to get on with the rest.

[sinnermichael]

Just doesn't seem to be those one or two with a real attitude in there which mix it up and cause some issues, or weird so they get under the others skin. They all just seem pretty friendly.

There wasn’t one argument last year and it was the best one ever. There just doesn't seem to be as many engaging contestants this year.

[Crosby Nick]

There wasn’t one argument last year and it was the best one ever. There just doesn't seem to be as many engaging contestants this year.

Was it great from the start last year or did people get funnier the longer they were in there? This lot seem quite inoffensive so not expecting many arguments but maybe they’ll get funnier. Chucking more washed up soap stars in there probably won’t help. Let’s hope Jacqueline hates that Minty!

[Only Me]

Nah the one with Shaun Ryder and Dom Joly was the best one.

Everyone “games” it now. Like that soppy twat last year giving his luxury item pillow to the Chaser.

Tit.

Oh, and Kate Garraway looks like RedRum trying to break a new set of teeth in for Suarez.

[TepidT2O]

John Lydon was the best by far...

[Red_Mist]

Saw Andrew Maxwell do stand up a couple of times when I lived in London. He was really very funny, so I’m hoping he’ll show that as it goes on (mainly as I stuck a couple of quid on him at 18-1)

[Red_Mist]

John Lydon was the best by far...

Yeah, he was fantastic.

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

I prefer it when they mostly all gerron. Fucking does my head in when dickheads are snide in there constantly picking at shite like that vardy and Dennis wise. Fucking shite telly

[Crosby Nick]

John Lydon was the best by far...

Is that when Ant and Dec came on at the end to say who was up for eviction, they told him he was safe and he said “oh fuck off you c*nts” or something similar?

[Red_Mist]

I prefer it when they mostly all gerron. Fucking does my head in when dickheads are snide in there constantly picking at shite like that vardy and Dennis wise. Fucking shite telly

Same here. It’s the sort of program where they do seem to get on most of the time. The ones who don’t stand out like a sore thumb.

[TepidT2O]

Is that when Ant and Dec came on at the end to say who was up for eviction, they told him he was safe and he said “oh fuck off you c*nts” or something similar?

Yep!

But him versus ostriches was immense

[sinnermichael]

I've never seen someone enjoy a trial so much. 

[The G in Gerrard]

Missed some of it. Why the dislike for Jacqueline?

[Buck Pete]

Missed some of it. Why the dislike for Jacqueline?

You know what these shows are like. You pick your fav and also the ones that get on your tits a bit more than the rest. 

She's one of the latter for me.  She seems to talk that decibel or two louder than everyone else.  Moans just that little bit more. Spends one or two extra visits in the shack talking to the camera more than others.

She also wears the expression of a pill-head coming down off a 3 day bender.

Takes a whopping six figure paycheck off ITV then cries when she's away from her kids for all of 4 days.

The list goes on

[Lee1-6Liv]

Kate Garraway offering to chew Andrews meat 

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

Ian Wrights a right whinging fanny

Hope he gets fucked off soon

Fucking whinging aboot not getting the food,yet the night before pretty much said fuck the other camp when he was given a choice over who gets the wagon wheels. This after the 2 new lads winning them 8 stars. Absolute bellend

[The G in Gerrard]

You know what these shows are like. You pick your fav and also the ones that get on your tits a bit more than the rest. 

She's one of the latter for me.  She seems to talk that decibel or two louder than everyone else.  Moans just that little bit more. Spends one or two extra visits in the shack talking to the camera more than others.

She also wears the expression of a pill-head coming down off a 3 day bender.

Takes a whopping six figure paycheck off ITV then cries when she's away from her kids for all of 4 days.

The list goes on

Ah ok. Apart from that though?

I think she's quite good to be honest. Better than most of the others so far imo.

[redgriffin73]

James is really starting to wind me up forcing his views on everyone and not giving them any comeback.

[ScottishKopite]

James is really starting to wind me up forcing his views on everyone and not giving them any comeback.

totally agree with this!

the way he talks sometimes I think he still thinks he is speaking with the guys he played rugby with. cutting off Andrew and snapping at him.

as well as this list for the roast dinners he was right he can place his name where ever he wants but kate was entitled to say what she thinks. and how on earth did Adele get her name to the top of that and Nadine fed up with them especially with Nadine does nothing at all, happy when she doesn't get picked for a trial and joined at the hip with Adele.   

but james is a tit

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

Ian,tellin people to chill out. Hes the biggest moaner in there. Hes got behavioral traits of a needy little girl. Its all aboot him

Made up hes not getting a roast dinner. His face when he got told LOL have that Ian with an extra helping of no gravy and no stuffing ye soft tit