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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #41 on: December 2, 2018, 09:07:40 pm »
I love the way he’s blamed it on Everton’s bad luck..

He’s got that mindset.  He’s accepting defeat in his head based on them being cursed...

But it wasn’t a curse you twat, you pushed the ball back into play rather than just tipping it behind.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #42 on: December 2, 2018, 09:12:52 pm »
He is truly shite. I've never rated him yet all the blues laud him as the new Neur.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #43 on: December 2, 2018, 09:13:03 pm »
He's such a simpleton bless him.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #45 on: December 2, 2018, 09:19:06 pm »
He's such a simpleton bless him.

This is it basically. A simple-minded chav who'd be picking orders in some warehouse if he wasn't a footballer.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #46 on: December 2, 2018, 09:19:59 pm »
Hahahahaha. He's going to be taunted forever and he's not good enough to handle it.
He's not even good enough to handle the ball  ;D
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #47 on: December 2, 2018, 09:21:31 pm »
He's not even good enough to handle the ball  ;D

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #48 on: December 2, 2018, 09:23:02 pm »
Pretty sure he's not playing with a full deck.


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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #49 on: December 2, 2018, 09:24:48 pm »
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #50 on: December 2, 2018, 09:30:31 pm »
This is it basically. A simple-minded chav who'd be picking orders in some warehouse if he wasn't a footballer.
nah, he couldn’t reach the shelves

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #51 on: December 2, 2018, 09:33:55 pm »


:lmao All the kids in the area have been on my deck.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #52 on: December 2, 2018, 09:35:07 pm »
“There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind, never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #54 on: December 2, 2018, 10:29:39 pm »
This is it basically. A simple-minded chav who'd be picking orders in some warehouse if he wasn't a footballer.

 He fukin should be as he’s a shyte footballer.  How this dumb twat made it as a pro baffles me.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #55 on: December 2, 2018, 10:45:38 pm »
That sliced clearance think it was Anny rd end first half was equally hilarious. Went off him at a 45 degree angle.
It's true to say that if Shankly had told us to invade Poland we'd be queuing up 10 deep all the way from Anfield to the Pier Head.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #56 on: December 2, 2018, 11:36:56 pm »
He'll get over it. Ok, he didn't this time, but every keeper makes mistakes, and people forget. Like no-one remembers Gary Sprake's little mishap anymore.
No, Jordan's fine, these things don't follow you round forever.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #57 on: December 2, 2018, 11:41:13 pm »
He fukin should be as he’s a shyte footballer.  How this dumb twat made it as a pro baffles me.

He performed compared to the rest of the piss poor Sunderland team that got relegated a couple of years back. A nugget of corn in the turd if you will.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #58 on: December 2, 2018, 11:44:27 pm »
He’s so thick

Watch the start when the teams come out if you can. He’s punching the air to no one like someone who’s not right. Completely weird
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #59 on: December 2, 2018, 11:45:33 pm »
He’s so thick

Watch the start when the teams come out if you can. He’s punching the air to no one like someone who’s not right. Completely weird

I don't really think he's that bright. So a perfect fit for them.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #60 on: December 2, 2018, 11:47:01 pm »
It's not as if it can be blamed on being concussed as we tried to do with our guy in Kiev - which was equally embarrassing.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #61 on: December 2, 2018, 11:52:24 pm »
It's not as if it can be blamed on being concussed as we tried to do with our guy in Kiev - which was equally embarrassing.

what a bizarre thing to say in a thread about some shit Everton goalie.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #62 on: December 3, 2018, 12:39:38 am »
Well it will be interesting if fans around the League give Pickford some stick over his mistake. Let's see how he handles it.

I think he may well suffer some after effects for some time.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #63 on: December 3, 2018, 12:50:11 am »
Well it will be interesting if fans around the League give Pickford some stick over his mistake. Let's see how he handles it.

I think he may well suffer some after effects for some time.
good thing he doesn’t play Newcastle for a while :P

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #64 on: December 3, 2018, 06:44:02 am »
I still cant stop laughing...
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #65 on: December 3, 2018, 09:59:58 am »
He'll get over it. Ok, he didn't this time, but every keeper makes mistakes, and people forget. Like no-one remembers Gary Sprake's little mishap anymore.
No, Jordan's fine, these things don't follow you round forever.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #66 on: December 3, 2018, 10:13:39 am »
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #67 on: December 3, 2018, 11:19:28 am »
 :lmao :lmao :lmao
That sliced clearance think it was Anny rd end first half was equally hilarious. Went off him at a 45 degree angle.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #68 on: December 3, 2018, 11:22:14 am »
I saw a clip of Alisson trying to console him and Pickford was pretty much pushing him away. He really comes across as a prick to be honest especially his previous comments on Alisson and his immediate reaction to his shit error, which he blamed on "Everton luck".
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #69 on: December 3, 2018, 11:26:50 am »
He'll get over it. Ok, he didn't this time, but every keeper makes mistakes, and people forget. Like no-one remembers Gary Sprake's little mishap anymore.
No, Jordan's fine, these things don't follow you round forever.

It’s a good job it wasn’t a deciding moment in a high profile game on a day that the Premier League’s main broadcaster had hyped up for weeks and branded “derby day” or anything.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #70 on: December 3, 2018, 11:32:12 am »
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #72 on: December 3, 2018, 11:51:11 am »
I saw a clip of Alisson trying to console him and Pickford was pretty much pushing him away. He really comes across as a prick to be honest especially his previous comments on Alisson and his immediate reaction to his shit error, which he blamed on "Everton luck".
to be honest, we have no idea what Allison is saying to him. He appears to be consoling him but I'd like to think our keeper was saying "Don't make mistakes like Allison, was it?"

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #73 on: December 3, 2018, 02:15:27 pm »
I thought distribution was a major strength of his?




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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #74 on: December 3, 2018, 02:16:12 pm »
I thought distribution was a major strength of his?





its is it was fantastic distribution straight onto origis head

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« Reply #75 on: December 3, 2018, 02:19:47 pm »
Who was it that recently said they wanted him? Was it Mourinho?
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #76 on: December 3, 2018, 03:21:18 pm »
As this is the Pickford appreciation thread, i'd like to appreciate the 3 points he gave us yesterday.  :wellin :thumbup
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #77 on: December 3, 2018, 03:22:30 pm »
More assists for us this season than some of our own players. Absolutely disgraceful.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #78 on: December 3, 2018, 03:33:04 pm »
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #79 on: December 3, 2018, 03:34:08 pm »
I've never seen a more comical keeper than him, such lack of awareness in the area, he dives for the ball even though it's going a mile wide, then that hilarious error yesterday, i'm still laughing at it. ;D
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