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« Reply #120 on: October 23, 2005, 09:30:27 pm »
Extract from the Yorkshire Evening Post:

"A drunk who claimed he had been raped by a dog was yesterday jailed for 12 months by a judge. Martin Hoyle, 45, was arrested by police after a passing motorist and his girlfriend found a Staffordshire bull terrier, called Badger, having sex with him at the side of a road in Huddersfield, West Yorkshire.

Prosecutor Ben Crosland said the couple had stopped to help because they thought Hoyle was being attacked by the animal. But when they got closer they saw that he had his trousers round his ankles, was down on all fours and the dog was straddling him from behind.

"The defendant mumbled something about the dog having taken a liking to him," said Mr Crosland. "The couple were extremely offended and sickened by what they saw." Another passing motorist contacted the police and Hoyle was arrested as he walked with the dog down the road.

Hoyle, of East view, Marsh, Huddersfield, told police "I can't help it if the dog took a liking to me. He tried to rape me."

He repeated the rape allegation at the police station and added "The dog pulled my trousers down." Hoyle, who has had a long-standing alcohol problem, was jailed for 12 months after he admitted committing an act which outraged public decency.

His barrister said Hoyle had no memory of the incident because of his drunken state, but was now very remorseful and incredibly embarrassed.

Jailing him, Judge Alistair McCallum told Hoyle "Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway. Frankly it is beyond most of our comprehension. It is an absolutely disgusting thing for members of the public to have to witness."
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Re: It just gets more weird
« Reply #121 on: October 23, 2005, 09:35:47 pm »
Ruff justice.

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« Reply #122 on: October 23, 2005, 09:45:27 pm »
Dogs???

They never write, they never phone.......
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« Reply #123 on: October 23, 2005, 09:46:15 pm »
Dogs???

They never write, they never phone.......

You talkin about that stunner you pulled in Turkey, sure she rang you for weeks after :)
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« Reply #124 on: October 23, 2005, 09:50:01 pm »
The story is from last century. Hence no link.

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« Reply #125 on: October 23, 2005, 09:51:45 pm »
You talkin about that stunner you pulled in Turkey, sure she rang you for weeks after :)

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« Reply #126 on: October 24, 2005, 10:23:21 pm »
Germany is stepping up its battle against 'Nazi' racoons after they ruined much of this year's wine harvest.

The racoons were released into the German countryside in 1934 under the orders of Hermann Goering.

Goering thought they would "enrich" the local wildlife - but they have spread throughout Central Europe, from the Low Countries to the Urals, according to conservationists.

The nocturnal mammals have become a health hazard in many cities, where they rummage through garbage bins and invade homeowners' attics and cellars.

Now, they are becoming a threat to agriculture as well, according to farmers.

"Racoons wiped out almost the entire harvest in a matter of days," said Werner Kothe who operates a vineyard in the Brandenburg region.

The situation has become so serious in Brandenburg that officials there have hired bounty hunters to cull racoons.

Last year, hunters in the state killed 3,471 of the pests. However scientists estimate there may be upwards of a million in Germany - and they are spreading to neighbouring countries at an alarming rate.

Experts say there are 100 racoons per square kilometre in the Kassel area north of Frankfurt - the same density reported in the racoon's natural habitat in North America.
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« Reply #127 on: October 25, 2005, 09:09:59 am »
Divers make surprising discovery
18 Oct 2005

AN image of a Roman gladiator wearing only a G-string has been dug from the bed of the River Tees.

Broken Roman pottery, decorated with the picture, was recovered from the river at Piercebridge.
Archaeologists believe the figure of a gladiator, who also appears to be holding a whip, may be the first of its kind ever discovered.

Philippa Walton, who works for the Portable Antiquities Scheme, said: "The pottery sherd depicts a man wearing a G-string and holding a whip. The sherd is a fragment from a larger vessel, probably a beaker.

"Similar pottery has been found before depicting some gladiatorial scenes, some quite pornographic, but I can't think of an example where the gladiator only wears a G-string.

Divers Rolfe Hutchinson and Bob Middlemass came across the figure.

Over the past 20 years the pair have uncovered thousands of ancient artefacts from the river while diving.

http://www.teesdalemercury.co.uk/teesdale-news/story,975.html

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« Reply #128 on: October 25, 2005, 04:50:22 pm »
Hm can't paste from Sky News site any more...so you'll just have to look yourselves!
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« Reply #129 on: October 27, 2005, 06:42:06 pm »
Art of getting paid to drink

October 27, 2005

LONDON: A Japanese artist has been paid £5000 ($11,800) of taxpayers' money to drink 48 bottles of beer and then fall off a wooden beam.

The "performance", which took place at an arts centre in Cardiff, has outraged members of the local council and caused bafflement among the public, many of whom do exactly that every Friday and Saturday night, without getting paid.

However, an arts centre spokesman said: "This wasn't just about a woman drinking a lot of beer. This was a powerful piece of art."

Tomoko Takahashi, 39, who performs under the name Anti-Cool, was once nominated for the Turner Prize for her installations of rubbish. She says her performance "comments on the availability and use of mass-produced products".

But she is now being accused of encouraging binge drinking.

   

   
   

Takahashi put on the performance art show at the Chapter arts centre in the Canton area of Cardiff. The 50 people watching the show, part of a month-long Experimentica 05 season, saw Takahashi dressed in a smart black business suit and high heels, drinking beer from a large bag suspended from the ceiling.

They then watched as she tried to walk across a narrow beam 60cm above the floor.

The three-hour act consisted of Takahashi drinking more and more beer and trying to see how far she could walk across the beam before she fell off.

David Davies, a Conservative member of the Welsh Assembly, not to be confused with the Tory leadership candidate, said: "If anyone is daft enough to want to see a young woman getting plastered and tottering around in high heels, they can do it in just about every city centre most nights of the week.

"The worrying thing is that people are making decisions to hand out taxpayers' money like this when they are sober."

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« Reply #130 on: October 27, 2005, 07:16:25 pm »
Soccer team feels bad; to refund fans' money
Oct. 26, 2005, 10:12AM
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STOCKHOLM - Swedish IF league team Elfsborg will refund the admission fee and traveling costs to soccer fans who attended their crushing 8-1 defeat at newly-crowned champions Djurgarden in the final game of the Swedish premier league season, the club said Tuesday.

Elfsborg admitted their performance at Djurgarden was "unacceptable," and promised to refund ticket and travel expenses to fans who made a round-trip of around 435 miles to Stockholm to watch the game.

"We wish that we had been able to say that it depended on external factors, but there are no excuses, no explanations. We were just bad," the club, who finished the season in seventh place, said in a statement.

"We want to apologize to all our supporters, members and sponsors and the volunteers who work for our organization."

"8-1 will be ringing in our ears for the coming five or six months," Elfsborg said.

http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/bizarre/3417477

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« Reply #131 on: October 28, 2005, 07:12:45 pm »
Body hanging from tree mistaken for Halloween decoration

October 28, 2005

FREDERICA, Del. -- The apparent suicide of a woman found hanging from a tree went unreported for hours because passersby thought the body was a Halloween decoration, authorities said.

The 42-year-old woman used rope to hang herself across the street from some homes on a moderately busy road late Tuesday or early Wednesday, state police said.

The body, suspended about 15 feet above the ground, could be easily seen from passing vehicles.

State police spokesman Cpl. Jeff Oldham and neighbors said people noticed the body at breakfast time Wednesday but dismissed it as a holiday prank. Authorities were called to the scene more than three hours later.

''They thought it was a Halloween decoration,'' Fay Glanden, wife of Mayor William Glanden, told The (Wilmington) News Journal.

''It looked like something somebody would have rigged up,'' she said.

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« Reply #132 on: October 31, 2005, 10:41:02 am »
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« Reply #133 on: November 1, 2005, 01:23:29 pm »
JOHANNESBURG (Reuters)
Mon Oct 31, 6:43 AM ET

A seal bit off a South African woman's nose after she tried to help it back into the sea, an official said on Monday.

Elsie van Tonder, 49, is expected to undergo surgery this week after being bitten on a beach near George, about 400 (240 miles) east of Cape Town on Saturday.

Her nose was found but could not be reattached to her face, local media reported.

"The seal had been lying in the same spot since Friday, so the lady and a few other people were trying to take it back to the water," said Herman Oosthuizen, a marine biologist with the Department of Environmental Affairs.

"The young female seal then bit her in the face."

Cape Fur Seals are common on South African shores and many have become accustomed to humans. They are a popular tourist attraction and can be viewed playing in the sea by Cape Town's waterfront.

But they can be dangerous and sometimes attack people who venture too close, especially in fishing harbours where they come into close contact with fishermen offloading their catch.

"It's a predator, it's got vicious teeth and if it bites you in the wrong place, it could kill you," Oosthuizen said.

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« Reply #134 on: November 4, 2005, 08:56:34 pm »
Sewage fountain erupts from loo
 
A Devon couple are blaming their local water company after a 3ft fountain of sewage erupted from their toilet.

John and Jane Mitchell, from Dartmouth, say it is not fair they are having to fork out £4,000 to repair the damage.

South West Water (SWW) has refunded this year's sewage charges to the couple as a "goodwill gesture".

But it said the sewer blockage was caused by people's "irresponsible" disposal of fat into the sewers and it was not liable for the damage.

Pensioners Mr and Mrs Mitchell were sitting in their home after lunch, when they heard a strange gurgling noise coming from their downstairs loo.

They went to investigate, and to their horror found a fountain of sewage erupting out of the toilet.

Mrs Mitchell said: "It was shooting up in a torrent. I lost my cool and screamed. I thought the next thing will be a rat.

"We knew it must be coming from the main sewer, not our sewer.

"We had never had any problems with our sewer. It was absolutely ghastly. The smell was really offensive."
'Lack of care'

The eruption continued for half an hour and flooded the couple's utility room, hall, sitting room and dining room.

Mr Mitchell blamed SWW for a "complete lack of care and attention".

"I think they should pay the cost of putting our home back to normal," he said.

"It's a bit like having burglars in your house. You feel as if your home has been soiled."

Steve Bird, SWW operations director, said the company offered a clean-up service to customers affected by sewage flooding, but it was not liable for the damage.

"We are very sympathetic to their plight, but the cause of the blockage was the irresponsible disposal of fat into the sewer," he said.

"We operate and maintain the sewers on behalf of our customers but we cannot be held responsible if people dispose of things irresponsibly."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/devon/4406020.stm

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« Reply #135 on: November 5, 2005, 08:18:04 pm »
2 Chinese Men Illegally Cross Russian Border on Lawnmower

Created: 05.11.2005 12:08 MSK (GMT +3), Updated: 12:08 MSK, 11 hours 7 minutes ago

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Russian border officials in the country’s Far East have arrested two Chinese men who attempted to sneak across the border into Russia on a lawnmower, local media reported.

When they were stopped, the unauthorized immigrants claimed they had got lost while cutting grass. They showed a note on Broken Russian written by hand, but with their photographs saying: “We are workers, who clean fire-prevention zone. We got lost. Please, return me to China”. They claimed it was given by Chinese forest police.

Russian authorities said this was not the first time that illegal entrants had claimed to be lost gardeners.

http://www.mosnews.com/news/2005/11/05/lostgardeners.shtml

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« Reply #136 on: November 7, 2005, 04:58:14 pm »
Man accused of Poo Crime
A Dallas taxi driver has landed in it - after being accused of sprinkling dried poo on shop food.

Behrouz Nahidmobarekeh, 49, is on trial for allegedly throwing dried faeces on pastries at a Fiesta grocery store in the city.

Prosecutors have store surveillance videotapes of two alleged incidents in July.

Officers also claim to have found a pile of excrement by his bed.

It is claimed he would dry the faeces, either using a microwave or just letting it sit out in his room.

Nahidmobarekeh is then accused of grating up the dried poo and sprinkling it on items at the store.

The lawyers involved in the trial are not sure of the exact motive behind the alleged attacks.

The FBI arrested the suspect, but turned him over to local prosecutors after they determined it was not a national security issue.

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« Reply #137 on: November 10, 2005, 08:27:34 am »
A LEMUR? LET'S CALL IT CLEESE

10 November 2005
By Tom Parry

MONTY Python star John Cleese has had a newly discovered species of lemur named after him.

The small woolly Avahi cleesei lives on leaves in a remote part of Madagascar.

The name is a tribute to 66-year-old Cleese's conservation work, including a documentary about the plight of endangered woolly lemurs.

Its long legs are the only physical similarity to the actor, famous for his Silly Walks sketch.

Urs Thalmann, of the University of Zurich, in Switzerland, who discovered the species, joked: "Woolly lemurs can't really walk, but they do enjoy silly jumps."

Mr Thalmann speaking to New Scientist magazine, added: "I though surely he must be a lemur fancier."

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« Reply #138 on: November 30, 2005, 06:01:20 pm »
In the Daily Express it was reported that a driver was fined £150 for littering, after chucking out a £25 parking ticket out of his car window.

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« Reply #139 on: December 3, 2005, 01:28:36 am »
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« Reply #140 on: December 15, 2005, 02:08:00 pm »
5,000 chickens rampage across the Irish countryside



The N55 between Ballinagh, Co Cavan, and Granard, Co Longford, is closed following an accident early this morning.

More than 5,000 chickens were spilled into the carriageway from a lorry, creating dangerous driving conditions.

A crane is in place to remove the lorry, and a second truck is in place to remove the poultry. 
 
Eggs had broken in the carriageway, and some of the chickens were laying there!

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« Reply #141 on: December 19, 2005, 01:24:21 pm »
Army Bails Out Sperm Bank

An Austrian fertility clinic has drafted in the army after running out of sperm donors.

The private clinic in Thalheim, Upper Austria, made a public appeal for soldiers to come forward and offer their services to help keep the institute going.

Ramona Schausberger, a medical assistant at the clinic, said: "There are many couples out there who cannot conceive without the help of donors, and the number of men making donations has steadily dwindled, that's why we appealed to the army for help."

She added since making the appeal dozens of recruits had stepped forward to help.

"The response was sensational. This is a major success for the clinic," said Schausberger

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« Reply #142 on: December 24, 2005, 02:10:11 pm »
US woman swallows phone in spat 

A woman's row with her boyfriend about a mobile phone suddenly went quiet - when she swallowed the handset whole.
Police in Blue Springs, in the US state of Missouri, said they were called out by a man who said his girlfriend was having trouble breathing.

When they arrived at the house, they found a phone lodged in her throat.

"He wanted the phone and she wouldn't give it to him, so she attempted to swallow it," an officer said. The woman was expected to make a full recovery.

The 24-year-old woman was taken to hospital in Blue Springs, Det Sgt Steve Decker told local media.

"She just put the entire phone in her mouth so he couldn't get it," he said.

"This is the first I've heard of this happening," he added.

 
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4557192.stm



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« Reply #143 on: January 29, 2006, 01:17:42 pm »
Army Bails Out Sperm Bank

An Austrian fertility clinic has drafted in the army after running out of sperm donors.

The private clinic in Thalheim, Upper Austria, made a public appeal for soldiers to come forward and offer their services to help keep the institute going.

Ramona Schausberger, a medical assistant at the clinic, said: "There are many couples out there who cannot conceive without the help of donors, and the number of men making donations has steadily dwindled, that's why we appealed to the army for help."

She added since making the appeal dozens of recruits had stepped forward to help.

"The response was sensational. This is a major success for the clinic," said Schausberger

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I always said that the Army was full of wankers. ;)

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« Reply #144 on: January 29, 2006, 06:59:34 pm »
I always said that the Army was full of wankers. ;)

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« Reply #145 on: February 24, 2006, 07:00:06 pm »
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Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat
A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.

The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.
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« Reply #146 on: February 24, 2006, 09:52:16 pm »
A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.
The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper
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« Reply #147 on: March 23, 2006, 07:05:51 pm »
I am eating such an "imitation firearm" right now
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« Reply #148 on: April 4, 2006, 11:36:59 am »
http://www.guardian.co.uk/drugs/Story/0,,1746333,00.html?gusrc=rss

The strange case of the man who took 40,000 ecstasy pills in nine years

· Usage increased to 25 tablets a day at peak
· Memory problems and paranoia may be lasting

David McCandless
Tuesday April 4, 2006
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Doctors from London University have revealed details of what they believe is the largest amount of ecstasy ever consumed by a single person. Consultants from the addiction centre at St George's Medical School, London, have published a case report of a British man estimated to have taken around 40,000 pills of MDMA, the active ingredient in ecstasy, over nine years. The heaviest previous lifetime intake on record is 2,000 pills.

Though the man, who is now 37, stopped taking the drug seven years ago, he still suffers from severe physical and mental health side-effects, including extreme memory problems, paranoia, hallucinations and depression. He also suffers from painful muscle rigidity around his neck and jaw which often prevents him from opening his mouth. The doctors believe many of these symptoms may be permanent.

The man, known as Mr A in the report in the scientific journal Psychosomatics, started using ecstasy at 21. For the first two years his use was an average of five pills per weekend. Gradually this escalated until he was taking around three and a half pills a day. At the peak, the man was taking an estimated 25 pills every day for four years. After several severe collapses at parties, Mr A decided to stop taking ecstasy. For several months, he still felt he was under the influence of the drug, despite being bedridden.

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His condition deteriorated and he began to experience recurrent tunnel vision and other problems including hallucinations, paranoia and muscle rigidity. "He came to us after deciding that he couldn't go on any more," said Dr Christos Kouimtsidis, the consultant psychiatrist at St George's Medical School in Tooting who treated him for five months. "He was having trouble functioning in everyday life."

The doctors discovered that the man was suffering from severe short-term memory problems of a type usually only seen in lifetime alcoholics. But evaluating the full extent of his condition was difficult as his concentration and attention was so impaired he was unable to follow the simple tasks involved in the test.

"This was an exceptional case. His long- term memory was fine but he could not remember day to day things - the time, the day, what was in his supermarket trolley," said Dr Kouimtsidis. "More worryingly, he did not seem aware himself that he had these memory problems."

With no mental illness in his family and no prior psychiatric history, the doctors concluded that his unique condition was direct result of his intense ecstasy use.

"This is obviously an extreme case so we should not blow any observations out of proportion," says Dr Kouimtsidis. "But if this is what is happening to very heavy users, it might be an indication that daily use of ecstasy over a long period of time can lead to irreversible memory problems and other cognitive deficits."

For 10 years, MDMA has been suspected of causing these kinds of effects in heavy users. It is thought to be due to its disruption of the regulation of serotonin, a brain chemical believed to play a role in mood and memory. It remains unclear whether these effects are the result of permanent neurotoxic damage or just temporary reversible alterations in the brain.

A study today in a special MDMA issue of the British Journal of Psychopharmacology, suggests long-term side-effects may be temporary. The researchers from the University Of Louisiana could find no significant relationship between depression and recreational ecstasy use.

In the case of Mr A, a structural MRI brain scan failed to show any obvious damage or atrophy in his brain. However, these results, says Dr Kouimtsidis, are difficult to interpret. "A scan of this type is not sensitive enough," he said.

Such limitations in brain scanning technology, along with ethical and legal barriers to giving MDMA to human test subjects, have limited direct observation of the drug's effects in humans.

Instead, scientists have had to use recreational drug users as subjects in their studies. Conclusions from this are often flawed because few, if any, drugs users use ecstasy in isolation.

Cannabis user

Mr A was also a heavy cannabis user, and when he was encouraged to decrease his use, his paranoia and hallucinations disappeared and his anxiety abated. But his memory and concentration problems remained, leading the doctors to suspect that these may be permanent disabilities.

When he was admitted to a specialist brain injury unit and put on anti-psychotic medication, he did start to show some improvement. "Unfortunately, he discharged himself before we were able to complete the assessment," says Dr Kouimtsidis. "We continued to support him. But he started to use cannabis again and he dropped out. We tried to re-engage him but we lost him about a year ago."

The Guardian made several attempts to find the man without success.

Effects of ecstasy

MDMA is one the most intensely studied recreational drugs in history. But despite thousands of research papers and studies, scientific evidence on the side-effects remains inconclusive.

Death by overdose

Undoubtedly, large amounts of ecstasy can lead to over-heating which in turn, in rare cases, can trigger fatal heat stroke. Many factors contribute: number and strength of pills taken, environment, alcohol-consumption, body weight - but women seem more at risk. The bulk of ecstasy-related deaths around the world have been young women.

Water-poisoning

Panicking users, fearing they are overdosing, drink too much water and provoke hyponaetraemia (water-poisoning). Leah Betts died after drinking 14 pints in just 90 minutes. The recommended amount of water to drink per hour is one pint.

Toxic reactions

Much of the reports of toxic reactions are muddled with overdose or water-poisoning deaths. There is no clear evidence that some people suffer allergic reactions to ecstasy. However, around 10% of Western users do lack a key liver enzyme CYP2D6 needed to break down MDMA. This may make them more sensitive to the effects and more prone to accidental overdose.

Depression

Many weekend users report a mid-week mood dip. This is suspected to be related MDMA's effect on serotonin, but hard evidence is lacking. In heavy users, dips can turn to crashes and depression. However studies suggest this effect reverses after a 2-3 month abstinence.

Positive effects

Users still claim "long lasting improvements in self-awareness, self-esteem, openness and insight into personal problems", reports the study from the University Of Louisiana. In the US, research continues into the use of MDMA-assisted psychotherapy to treat Post Traumatic Stress Disorder.
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« Reply #149 on: April 4, 2006, 11:57:44 am »
that's just daft, if i had 40,000 mars bars in a 9 year timeframe, i'm sure my body would be just as fucked (maybe not in the same way but still irreparably damaged)
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« Reply #150 on: April 4, 2006, 12:30:27 pm »
that's just daft, if i had 40,000 mars bars in a 9 year timeframe, i'm sure my body would be just as fucked (maybe not in the same way but still irreparably damaged)
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The man, known as Mr A in the report in the scientific journal Psychosomatics, .........


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A woman who fell in love with a snake has reportedly married the reptile at a traditional Hindu wedding celebrated by 2,000 guests in India's Orissa state. Bimbala Das wore a silk saree for the ceremony Wednesday at Atala village near the Orissa state capital Bhubaneswar. Priests chanted mantras to seal the union, but the snake failed to come out of a nearby ant hill where it lives, the Press Trust of India (PTI) said. A brass replica snake stood in for the hesitant groom. "Though snakes cannot speak nor understand, we communicate in a peculiar way," Das, 30, told the agency. "Whenever I put milk near the ant hill where the cobra lives, it always comes out to drink. "I always get to see it every time I go near the ant hill. It has never harmed me," she added. Villagers welcomed the wedding in the belief it would bring good fortune and laid on a feast for the big day. Snakes and particularly the King Cobra are venerated in India as religious symbols worn by Lord Shiva, the god of destruction.

Das, from a lower caste, converted to the animal-loving vegetarian Vaishnav sect whose local elders gave her permission to marry the cobra, the world's largest venomous snake that can grow up to five metres. "I am happy," said her mother Dyuti Bhoi, who has two other daughters and two sons to marry off. "Bimbala was ill," Bhoi told local OTV channel. "We had no money to treat her. Then she started offering milk to the snake ... she was cured. That made her fall in love." Das has moved into a hut built close to the ant hill since the wedding. Earlier this year, a tribal girl was married off to a dog on the outskirts of Bhubaneswar.

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A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.
The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper

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US actor David Hasselhoff has been treated in hospital after being hurt in a chandelier accident.
Hasselhoff, 53, hit his head on a chandelier in the men's room after using the gym at the Sanderson Hotel in London's West End on Thursday.

His right arm was cut by shards of glass, severing a tendon.

A spokeswoman for the former Baywatch and Knight Rider star said he was "out of hospital and ready to continue his work tomorrow".

The actor recently cancelled his debut Christmas pantomime role - playing Captain Hook in Peter Pan at the New Wimbledon Theatre, in south-west London.

It clashed with a reality TV series in which he is due to judge aspiring performers alongside former Mirror editor Piers Moron and singer Brandy.

He also starred as Billy Flynn in the West End production of Chicago in 2004.

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No Fowl: Man is Champion Chicken for 9th Year
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Wayne, Nebraska - Del Hampton has no reason to be fowl.

He was named champion Saturday of the National Cluck-Off competition - an event the Fort Smith, Arkansas, native has won for the past eight years.

"My dream when I was a kid was to do cartoon voices. It all kind of goes back to that," Hampton said.

The 26th annual event featured all things related to chickens, including a barbecue chicken dinner, contests, vendors and the world's largest chicken dance. The highlight was the cluck-off.

During his winning cluck, Hampton scratched, pecked and clucked before perching on what appeared to be a large wooden roost and laying a spring-loaded fake egg the size of a small watermelon.

Hampton said watching "Looney Toons" when he was young and later entertaining his daughter with animal sounds helped him develop the award-winning schtick.

"I always jokingly say that 'I make my momma proud,'" Hampton said


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Sperm donor must pay maintenance

A Swedish man who donated sperm to a lesbian couple has been ordered to pay child support for their three children.

In the early 1990s the man, now 39, donated his sperm to a woman in a lesbian relationship. She had three sons, the oldest of whom is now 13 years old.

Although the man signed a document confirming he was the biological father of the children, he told the court the women agreed he would not be involved in their upbringing in any way.

But when the women separated, the biological mother of the three boys demanded child support payments from the man.

He went to court but lost the case and the subsequent appeal before taking the matter to the Supreme Court, the highest appeals court in the country.

The Supreme Court has confirmed the earlier rulings, stating that the biological father is required to pay child support to the mother of the three children he indirectly fathered.
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i don't know, try to do a nice thing for someone and get a slap in the face, if anyone should be paying maintenance it should be the lesbian partner.
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It leaves a bad taste in your mouth that one  ::)
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Chinese 'anger bar' is a big hit

A bar in eastern China has come up with a novel way of attracting clients - they are allowed to beat up the staff.
The Rising Sun Anger Release Bar in Nanjing lets customers smash glasses, rant and even hit specially trained workers, state media reported.

The owner, Wu Gong, told China Daily that he was inspired to open the bar by his experiences as a migrant worker.

Most of his customers were women working in the service or entertainment industries, he said.

The bar employs 20 men who have been given protective gear and physical training to prepare them for the job.

Clients can ask the men to dress as the character they wish to attack.

'Attractive idea'

Passers-by were divided on the idea.

"Pressure in today's society comes from just about anywhere, from family or from work, from your boss or your girlfriend. We get no place to vent anger," said salesman Chen Liang.

"The idea of beating someone decorated as your boss seems attractive."

But another man, Liu Yuanyuan, said violence was not the answer.

"If people really feel angry, they should adjust their lifestyles or seek psychological treatment," he told the daily.

But Mr Wu can meet that need, too. For the most stressed-out cases, counselling is available from psychology students recruited from local universities.

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