Author Topic: General West Ham thread (Read 405601 times)

Henry Chinaski · « **Reply #160 on:** May 17, 2011, 08:10:58 am »

He's West Ham's man (with a plan).

FernandoSusoLFC · « **Reply #161 on:** May 17, 2011, 10:00:35 am »

Danny Dyer's being drafted in.

2/1 favourite

all_funkt_up · « **Reply #162 on:** May 17, 2011, 01:08:23 pm »

Good article on West Ham, looking at the role of an agent in the club acting as an advisor...

http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/247186/With-a-view-to-a-killing

mcfc1 · « **Reply #163 on:** May 17, 2011, 01:14:47 pm »

West Ham Vs Millwall might be interesting next season....

Must be a nightmare to police that, should play them behind closed doors.

AlphaDelta · « **Reply #164 on:** May 17, 2011, 02:15:46 pm »

Quite honestly, delighted they have gone down. Never really liked them much anyway.

They can blow bubbles in the Championship next year!

Marcus6 · « **Reply #165 on:** May 17, 2011, 04:11:38 pm »

Quote from: Fordy on May 17, 2011, 06:37:02 am

Knob head owner saying he wants a English manager or British manager someone who understands the East end way. What the fuck is the East End Way?

Wait a minute you sacked your manager 2 days a ago - surely you want the best man for the job?

What a joke of a club.

You know there is a 'Liverpool Way', that embodies your city, and on a smaller scale your club? The Eastend way is our equivalent.

Although I think someone should explain that to Sullivan as his understanding of it is poor.

Fordy · « **Reply #166 on:** May 17, 2011, 04:20:58 pm »

Carlton fucking Cole is on 10k a goal

Pass me the ball Carlton - Fuck that I am 10k a goal - Fuck I have missed

Seriously he scored 11 goals at 10k a goal bonus. Do me a favour!!!!!!!!!!!!

stevedo · « **Reply #167 on:** May 17, 2011, 04:27:08 pm »

Quote from: Fordy on May 17, 2011, 04:20:58 pm

Carlton fucking Cole is on 10k a goal

Pass me the ball Carlton - Fuck that I am 10k a goal - Fuck I have missed

Seriously he scored 11 goals at 10k a goal bonus. Do me a favour!!!!!!!!!!!!

Should be able to get him cheap now. I'm sure he'd look good in red?

Chaztastic · « **Reply #168 on:** May 17, 2011, 04:28:49 pm »

They should give the job to Ray "The Daddy" Winstone.

There's half-time team talks I'd pay to see.

sminp · « **Reply #169 on:** May 17, 2011, 04:29:08 pm »

I saw a list of West Ham's decent players on an earlier page. Demba Ba should really be included, I've been impressed with him since he signed. 7 goals in 12 league games for a side bottom of the league is great form

arthur sarnoff · « **Reply #170 on:** May 17, 2011, 04:30:13 pm »

Quote from: Red Tsar on May 17, 2011, 04:28:49 pm

They should give the job to Ray "The Daddy" Winstone.

There's half-time team talks I'd pay to see.

Nah, I've heard his half time team talks. All about the next goalscorer and the full time result. Won't really help.

WorldChampions · « **Reply #171 on:** May 17, 2011, 04:37:20 pm »

Why even have an end of season party? They all failed the club this season.

Fordy · « **Reply #172 on:** May 17, 2011, 04:42:16 pm »

Quote from: WorldChampions on May 17, 2011, 04:37:20 pm

Why even have an end of season party? They all failed the club this season.

Cause the owners are clueless.

Fordy · « **Reply #173 on:** May 17, 2011, 04:43:56 pm »

Quote from: stevedo on May 17, 2011, 04:27:08 pm

Should be able to get him cheap now. I'm sure he'd look good in red?

Would rather Ba myself.

tanvir · « **Reply #174 on:** May 17, 2011, 05:17:55 pm »

They're sounding out fat Sam

TheBig_Sam notBigSam
Goldy seems like a good fella, though. Surprisingly sensitive about the situation in Syria. Then he joked about me becoming West Ham boss.

Said he'd give me a huge salary, a significant transfer budget and "enough wank rags to make your wifes minge obsolete". What a character.
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TheBig_Sam notBigSam
Sullivan also said he'd love me to join them at Upton Park. Said I could use Karen Brady as a parking bay if I wanted.

TheBig_Sam notBigSam
We laughed. Then he roared: "For your cock, like. Park your cock in her!" I knew what he meant but I laughed again. Didn't want to be rude.
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Agger · « **Reply #175 on:** May 17, 2011, 05:24:20 pm »

Quote from: Henry Chinaski on May 17, 2011, 08:10:58 am

He's West Ham's man (with a plan).

That's Dirk, though.

frikkibj · « **Reply #176 on:** May 17, 2011, 05:43:37 pm »

Quote from: WorldChampions on May 17, 2011, 04:37:20 pm

Why even have an end of season party? They all failed the club this season.

plus the season aint over

rob1408 · « **Reply #177 on:** May 17, 2011, 06:49:52 pm »

I thought it was a charity function rather than an end of season party.

The G in Gerrard · « **Reply #178 on:** May 17, 2011, 06:58:34 pm »

Quote from: AlphaDelta on May 17, 2011, 02:15:46 pm

Quite honestly, delighted they have gone down.

Same here and they ain't half had some shite in that team like Green and Cole who are equally culpable as Grant imo

Raoul Duke · « **Reply #179 on:** May 17, 2011, 07:01:17 pm »

Quote from: tanvir on May 17, 2011, 05:17:55 pm

TheBig_Sam notBigSam
We laughed. Then he roared: "For your cock, like. Park your cock in her!" I knew what he meant but I laughed again. Didn't want to be rude.
5 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply

AndyInVA · « **Reply #180 on:** May 17, 2011, 08:41:47 pm »

Quote from: tanvir on May 17, 2011, 05:17:55 pm

They're sounding out fat Sam

TheBig_Sam notBigSam
Goldy seems like a good fella, though. Surprisingly sensitive about the situation in Syria. Then he joked about me becoming West Ham boss.

Said he'd give me a huge salary, a significant transfer budget and "enough wank rags to make your wifes minge obsolete". What a character.
5 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply

TheBig_Sam notBigSam
Sullivan also said he'd love me to join them at Upton Park. Said I could use Karen Brady as a parking bay if I wanted.

TheBig_Sam notBigSam
We laughed. Then he roared: "For your cock, like. Park your cock in her!" I knew what he meant but I laughed again. Didn't want to be rude.
5 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply

fucking hell

brilliant

Libertine · « **Reply #181 on:** May 17, 2011, 09:30:01 pm »

SirFrankButcher Frank Butcher
by bglendenning
Just heard back about my application for tickets for the Olympic Stadium. I got 35,000 for West Ham vs Doncaster.

Fordy · « **Reply #182 on:** May 18, 2011, 07:46:22 am »

No top manager wants the job - I wounder why

sinnermichael · « **Reply #183 on:** May 20, 2011, 01:55:57 pm »

apparently they're changing the lyrics of their club song to "i'm forever throwing barstools".

VamosLiverpool · « **Reply #184 on:** May 23, 2011, 10:03:59 pm »

Dave Jones is signing for West Ham (£300k) compo. Cardiff will be appointing Billy Davies, and Forest are replacing Davies with Phil Brown.

Jones was 40/1 to be West Ham manager this time last week. When it's announced, get on Davies.

Aristotle · « **Reply #185 on:** May 23, 2011, 10:28:55 pm »

All started when these fuckers bought the club. If anyone ever doubted the PL's "due dilligence" process look no further.

To let a man buy the club because, and this is an actual quote from the man himself, "Abramovich could do it, and I know much more about football than him. Besides I've always wanted to run a club with all the glory and none of the responsibility" and a chairman whose aspirations not to lead the club to glory, but to make his name known in the football world.

If anyone on here comes across them, kindly shoot them from me

WEST HAM PAUL · « **Reply #186 on:** May 26, 2011, 10:32:04 pm »

Rumour has it tonight we've offered the job to someone with premiership & championship experience .

No names but fans are divided over who they want either Sam Allardyce or Martin O'Neil with some thinking of Dave Jones or Chris Hughton. But a surprise name is Billy Davies tonight .

I never thought I'd say it but we are in need of a tough manager with experience who will sort out a bunch of pathetic gutless arseholes. Bring some tough football instead of the usual soft bellied weak lacklustre crap. A major overhaul us needed I know many of you may not rate them but Fat Sam or O' Neill would be good for us.

Whatever happens it will know doubt be a big anti climax

Young Young · « **Reply #187 on:** May 26, 2011, 10:39:04 pm »

Robbie Keane went back to Dublin before last game! He didn't give a sh**t about the club once they went down. He at least could have at least showed up.

Aristotle · « **Reply #188 on:** May 26, 2011, 10:47:50 pm »

Quote from: WEST HAM PAUL on May 26, 2011, 10:32:04 pm

Rumour has it tonight we've offered the job to someone with premiership & championship experience .

No names but fans are divided over who they want either Sam Allardyce or Martin O'Neil with some thinking of Dave Jones or Chris Hughton. But a surprise name is Billy Davies tonight .

I never thought I'd say it but we are in need of a tough manager with experience who will sort out a bunch of pathetic gutless arseholes. Bring some tough football instead of the usual soft bellied weak lacklustre crap. A major overhaul us needed I know many of you may not rate them but Fat Sam or O' Neill would be good for us.

Whatever happens it will know doubt be a big anti climax

I actually think Hughton could do a very good job there. O'Neill showed at Villa he'll bail out at first sign of trouble and sadly I think you'll go for Fat Sam.
Who ever you end up going with will need to be an Alpha dog, a bully if you will. Unless you get someone with a "my way or the highway" attitude you'll fall down even further imo

Fordy · « **Reply #189 on:** May 26, 2011, 10:49:55 pm »

Quote from: WEST HAM PAUL on May 26, 2011, 10:32:04 pm

Rumour has it tonight we've offered the job to someone with premiership & championship experience .

Dave Jones or Chris Hughton. Billy Davies tonight.

Think it is one of these.

1021 · « **Reply #190 on:** May 26, 2011, 10:58:58 pm »

Quote from: Aristotle on May 23, 2011, 10:28:55 pm

All started when these fuckers bought the club. If anyone ever doubted the PL's "due dilligence" process look no further.

To let a man buy the club because, and this is an actual quote from the man himself, "Abramovich could do it, and I know much more about football than him. Besides I've always wanted to run a club with all the glory and none of the responsibility" and a chairman whose aspirations not to lead the club to glory, but to make his name known in the football world.

If anyone on here comes across them, kindly shoot them from me

Friggin hell, they look like pantomine villiants don't they.
Horrible what these people get away with and how the FA/PL/UEFA/FIFA will stand idly by and let happen because they can't bother their arses to check their credentials.
Ruining football clubs for their own gain.

Okkervil · « **Reply #191 on:** May 26, 2011, 11:03:25 pm »

The thought of Fat Sam sends shivers down my spine. He may well end up doing an okay job if appointed, but he is just an epic c*nt. Id rather O'Neill, but cant see him taking the job after the fiasco at the turn of the year. Would be content enough with, and willing to give a chance to Hughton, Jones or Davies to be honest.

Aristotle · « **Reply #192 on:** May 26, 2011, 11:08:21 pm »

Quote from: Okkervil on May 26, 2011, 11:03:25 pm

The thought of Fat Sam sends shivers down my spine. He may well end up doing an okay job if appointed, but he is just an epic c*nt. Id rather O'Neill, but cant see him taking the job after the fiasco at the turn of the year. Would be content enough with, and willing to give a chance to Hughton, Jones or Davies to be honest.

With your owners it wouldn't shock me to see an official statment on the lines of "Honest, reliable Englishman Sam Allardyce has been brought in to lead the club back to glory"

tanvir · « **Reply #193 on:** May 26, 2011, 11:12:02 pm »

Please Fat Sam, just for a running commentary of the sexual tension with Brady on twitter...!

VamosLiverpool · « **Reply #194 on:** May 26, 2011, 11:44:19 pm »

Quote from: WEST HAM PAUL on May 26, 2011, 10:32:04 pm

Rumour has it tonight we've offered the job to someone with premiership & championship experience .

No names but fans are divided over who they want either Sam Allardyce or Martin O'Neil with some thinking of Dave Jones or Chris Hughton. But a surprise name is Billy Davies tonight .

I never thought I'd say it but we are in need of a tough manager with experience who will sort out a bunch of pathetic gutless arseholes. Bring some tough football instead of the usual soft bellied weak lacklustre crap. A major overhaul us needed I know many of you may not rate them but Fat Sam or O' Neill would be good for us.

Whatever happens it will know doubt be a big anti climax

Its Jones mate.

rafathegaffa83 · « **Reply #195 on:** May 27, 2011, 03:01:58 am »

Quote from: WEST HAM PAUL on May 26, 2011, 10:32:04 pm

Rumour has it tonight we've offered the job to someone with premiership & championship experience .

No names but fans are divided over who they want either Sam Allardyce or Martin O'Neil with some thinking of Dave Jones or Chris Hughton. But a surprise name is Billy Davies tonight .

I would imagine most fans would be livid if Billy Davies ends up being first choice. It would definitely be anti-climatic considering his PL experience is notably marked by being part of the worst PL side ever with Derby County. Hughton would do a good job for West Ham. Probably the right type of motivational figure they need at the moment.

please, I have my reasons for it but... · « **Reply #196 on:** May 27, 2011, 03:22:13 am »

Think West Ham should appoint Hughton, he is a good manager and did well with Newcastle at similar circumstances last season.

Anywhichwayicant · « **Reply #197 on:** May 27, 2011, 05:12:49 am »

Quote from: Y2J on May 27, 2011, 03:22:13 am

Think West Ham should appoint Hughton, he is a good manager and did well with Newcastle at similar circumstances last season.

I echo these sentiments.

kavah · « **Reply #198 on:** May 27, 2011, 06:44:20 am »

Quote from: tanvir on May 26, 2011, 11:12:02 pm

Please Fat Sam, just for a running commentary of the sexual tension with Brady on twitter...!

Ha ha epic

Ron · « **Reply #199 on:** May 27, 2011, 11:41:56 am »

I love West Ham.
So many fantastic players have played for them.
They did not win much, but played football that was fantastic to watch.