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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #40 on: October 30, 2005, 04:42:56 pm »
Ahh Hamilton Waterbreaks, those were the days. I could feel an udder against my leg.

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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #41 on: October 30, 2005, 04:55:09 pm »
This chemical toilet is a saniflow 33. This little baby can cope with anything, and I mean anything. Earlier I put a pound of mashed up Dundee Cake down there.

Not a trace. Peace of mind I'm sure... especially if you have elderly relatives.
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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #42 on: October 30, 2005, 04:58:02 pm »
This chemical toilet is a saniflow 33. This little baby can cope with anything, and I mean anything. Earlier I put a pound of mashed up Dundee Cake down there.

Not a trace. Peace of mind I'm sure... especially if you have elderly relatives.

Haha.

The interview he does with Chris Morris's character regarding his anti farmer comments is pure genius.
"You feed beefburgers to swans!"

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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #43 on: October 30, 2005, 05:03:46 pm »
We've all seen the big-eared boys on the farms...

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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #44 on: December 27, 2005, 08:17:22 am »
Lynn, some of these people have come from STOKE.
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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #45 on: December 27, 2005, 09:44:29 am »
Has anyone got any spare Tungsten Tipped Screws? It's just with Halloween approaching, I feel the need to dress up...... ;)

never going to use them, never going to use them
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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #46 on: December 27, 2005, 12:03:19 pm »
AHHH LADYBOYS!!!!! :lmao

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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #47 on: December 27, 2005, 06:19:25 pm »
sounds like there's quite a few Ged's on rawk.
partridge is the best comedy programme on tele,that i've seen.

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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #48 on: December 28, 2005, 01:07:40 pm »
Alans amazing, i love him, he's get me thru my days...

All together now...

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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #49 on: December 28, 2005, 02:39:35 pm »
I bet she was first in the que when god was handing out.......chests


Lynn, do u like owls? I know a cracking owl sanctury!


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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #50 on: December 30, 2005, 01:20:16 am »
Lynn im not driving a mini metro, im not driving a mini metro. Try and finish that sentence, go one..... Im not driving a mini metro.
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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #51 on: December 30, 2005, 01:21:00 am »
on uktvg2 now
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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #52 on: December 30, 2005, 11:35:24 am »
Get back in the lift Lyn!

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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #53 on: December 30, 2005, 12:05:10 pm »
 AP to Michael the Geordie (at the hotel bar) - "Have you ever thought suicide might be an answer Michael?"

Michael - "Aye, a couple o' times like"

AP - " really? when?"

Michael - "when i've seen you lookin' down n' that"

AP - "NOT ME! - I mean you, have you ever considered it?"

Michael - "Nah man, cowards way oot"

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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #54 on: December 30, 2005, 12:07:31 pm »
Alan to Builders on site at his new house - "alright lads, watch the game last night?"

builder - "which one?"

AP - "dunno"

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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #55 on: December 30, 2005, 12:07:38 pm »
AP - "You see Michael, the army taught you a trade"

Michael - "Aye mister Partridge, that n killin!"

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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #56 on: December 30, 2005, 12:56:33 pm »
This chemical toilet is a saniflow 33. This little baby can cope with anything, and I mean anything. Earlier I put a pound of mashed up Dundee Cake down there.

Not a trace. Peace of mind I'm sure... especially if you have elderly relatives.


Fucking legendary.....

Am over in the states at the moment visting my parents and this episode was on BBC america last night......

"You've got 10 foot high chickens in your barns"
"Spinal Column Baguette"
"Bangkok Chick Boys"

Not sure whether its one of the best, there is a lot of the classic stuff that was very impressive, non-the-less still falls into the brilliant category!!!

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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #57 on: December 30, 2005, 01:02:39 pm »
When buying the house after asuming he has second series

AP - "What's this?"

Salesman -"It's a salad drainer"

AP - "Get rid of it!"


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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #58 on: December 30, 2005, 01:07:37 pm »
 ;D Love it.

When he was visited by the tax folks. Pissing around nervously with his legs in the air saying "search me! search me"...going to get his spike full of receipts then saying...

"I have a confession to make, when i raised my legs earlier something happened which was unplanned. I released an unexpected but potent GUST!"

He also did the air guitar in that one which was superb.
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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #59 on: December 30, 2005, 01:19:27 pm »
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Michael: Me, I'd, I-I-I'd have an, an Apache attack helicopter.

Alan Partridge: Oh, great.

Michael: Aye. I'd gan back to school. But first I'd take out the labs and then I'd type into the attack computer 'Mr Cragg, chemistry teacher'. Blow 'im to bits.

Alan Partridge: Yeah, I know the feeling.

Michael: And then I'd go looking for Tom Donaldson. I'd be hovering just down the road from his house, there. And he'd see us, but I'd duck down behind the trees, and he thinks he's safe, right? And he's just about to put the key in his front door, and I come up from behind the hedge, 'Hello, you bastard.' He panics, right? And he goes in the house, so I get the 30-millimetre canon and I take out the fish pond, coy carp in there couple of rounds each, right? And then I just tilt the helicopter over to one side and the machine-gun bullets is chewing up the drive, right? He comes out. 'Oh no! Not me Triumph Stag! I've just had it resprayed!' I cut it right in half, right? And then he goes, 'Ahhh!' He runs up on to the garage roof. I say, 'Right. This is for you, Tom.' He goes, 'No, no!' He's begging us, he's begging us man, 'No, please don't!' And then I fly off to Cornwall and I just smash in the sea in a big ball of flames.

Alan Partridge: Sleep well, Michael. Erm, who's Tom Donaldson?

Michael: Oh, he's just a mate.

 ;D  ;D  ;D ;D

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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #60 on: December 30, 2005, 02:13:34 pm »
Lynn im not driving a mini metro, im not driving a mini metro. Try and finish that sentence, go one..... Im not driving a mini metro.

Lynn: It's a Rover 100 Alan!

Alan: They've just re-badged it you fool!!

My mate bought a Rover 100.......oh, the fun we had quoted this at him constantly!

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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #61 on: December 30, 2005, 02:15:08 pm »
YES!  It's an extender!

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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #62 on: December 30, 2005, 05:15:18 pm »
Der's more ta oi-land dan dis!
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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #63 on: January 2, 2006, 05:54:00 pm »
Not the face! I'm doing a photo shoot for Vision Express!
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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #64 on: January 2, 2006, 06:12:29 pm »
;D Love it.

When he was visited by the tax folks. Pissing around nervously with his legs in the air saying "search me! search me"...going to get his spike full of receipts then saying...

"I have a confession to make, when i raised my legs earlier something happened which was unplanned. I released an unexpected but potent GUST!"

He also did the air guitar in that one which was superb.

I've just let off in a tax inspectors face!!

Funny as fuck

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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #65 on: January 2, 2006, 06:30:54 pm »
Too true.

What was his foreign girlfriends name again, Sonja/Sonya was it? Something like that anyway.

Best line pre-shag ever...

"Come on Sonya, lets be appalling"
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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #66 on: January 2, 2006, 07:08:17 pm »
'Occasionally, I dost venture south...'

'Susan...hello... can you make pornography come on my telly please?'

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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #67 on: January 2, 2006, 07:26:26 pm »
i'm watching world strongest man on channel 5 ;D
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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #68 on: January 2, 2006, 08:48:28 pm »
i'm watching world strongest man on channel 5 ;D

Well I'm Norfolk's maddest man!!

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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #69 on: January 3, 2006, 05:26:04 pm »
From all his Radio 4 chat show stuff to his I'm Alan Partiridge stuff I've got the lot. I'm a complete Partridge geek when it comes to everything he's done. I've even got
"On the Hour" - That was the \Radio 4 show which inspired The Day Today.

He's my all time number 1 comedy icon. I love him!!!!!

Absa-bloody-exactly!!
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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #70 on: January 3, 2006, 05:29:09 pm »
NOT THAT DRAWER!!!!
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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #71 on: January 3, 2006, 05:31:04 pm »
I'll have a...












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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #72 on: January 3, 2006, 05:54:15 pm »
From all his Radio 4 chat show stuff to his I'm Alan Partiridge stuff I've got the lot. I'm a complete Partridge geek when it comes to everything he's done. I've even got
"On the Hour" - That was the \Radio 4 show which inspired The Day Today.

He's my all time number 1 comedy icon. I love him!!!!!

Absa-bloody-exactly!!

I only really discovered alan p late on. Ive only seen the 2 series of im alan p, and knowing me knowing you.

Is there any chance of some sort of list of everything thing else hes done? Any any info on where to get hold of some of his older material?

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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #73 on: January 3, 2006, 06:34:21 pm »
michael: what would you like to drink mr partridge?

alan: can i have some tonic water pleaese... mmm and a slice of lemon... and top it off with a drop of gin

michael: ....gin and tonic?

alan: er..yes, thanks

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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #74 on: January 3, 2006, 06:38:13 pm »
NOT THAT DRAWER!!!!

What do you reckon was in the drawer?

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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #75 on: January 3, 2006, 06:54:43 pm »
Cash Back!


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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #76 on: January 3, 2006, 08:46:06 pm »
What do you reckon was in the drawer?

Boring as it sounds...

Porn.

It's certainly nothing too shocking, as the eposide he had the leaving party in his hotel room, the staff of the hotel are looking in the drawer and giggling when he throws the racist / laughing kitchen salesman who can't cook guy out of the room.
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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #77 on: January 3, 2006, 08:59:38 pm »
"Apparently" it's gay porn.

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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #78 on: January 4, 2006, 01:12:30 am »
Yeah, if it was porn it would have had to have been bad, possibly lady boys. Certainly not normalporn because he was quite alright with it on his telly wasnt he.

That "Not that drawer" part though where he flies across the room is funny as hell. Legend.
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Re: I'm Alan Partridge
« Reply #79 on: January 4, 2006, 01:00:20 pm »
What is it Micheal says about thowing a monkey in the sea for eating his fags?
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