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My girlfriend's tan smells like a Korma but she tastes like a decomposing trout
« on: April 10, 2010, 12:14:33 am »
Seriously need to sort that fake tan shite out
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Re: My girlfriend's tan smells like a Korma but she tastes like a decomposing trout
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2010, 12:15:20 am »
Thread title of the year, hands down.
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Re: My girlfriend's tan smells like a Korma but she tastes like a decomposing trout
« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2010, 12:15:53 am »
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Re: My girlfriend's tan smells like a Korma but she tastes like a decomposing trout
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2010, 12:16:07 am »
Ha ha, fucking brilliant, got me and me flatmate in stitches.
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Re: My girlfriend's tan smells like a Korma but she tastes like a decomposing trout
« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2010, 12:18:18 am »
Hahahaha, absolutely cracking thread title!
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Re: My girlfriend's tan smells like a Korma but she tastes like a decomposing trout
« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2010, 12:19:47 am »
Sounds like a really bad song title.
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Re: My girlfriend's tan smells like a Korma but she tastes like a decomposing trout
« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2010, 12:21:17 am »
I hate it when they don't apply it evenly ,and their fucking ankles and elbows have...what looks like tide marks.

Makes them look like they dont wash :butt

Also round their necks
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Re: My girlfriend's tan smells like a Korma but she tastes like a decomposing trout
« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2010, 12:22:21 am »
I thought "Fuck off" in the main forum was going to be the best title i'd see tonight! :lmao
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Re: My girlfriend's tan smells like a Korma but she tastes like a decomposing trout
« Reply #8 on: April 10, 2010, 12:24:54 am »
Quote from: Phil M on April 10, 2010, 12:15:20 am
Thread title of the year, hands down.

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Re: My girlfriend's tan smells like a Korma but she tastes like a decomposing trout
« Reply #9 on: April 10, 2010, 12:32:37 am »
:lmao maybe its a fish curry?
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Re: My girlfriend's tan smells like a Korma but she tastes like a decomposing trout
« Reply #10 on: April 10, 2010, 12:39:10 am »
Fucking brilliant thread title!!! :lmao
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Re: My girlfriend's tan smells like a Korma but she tastes like a decomposing trout
« Reply #11 on: April 10, 2010, 12:44:36 am »
Yeah that's one reason why I won't wear fake tan.
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Re: My girlfriend's tan smells like a Korma but she tastes like a decomposing trout
« Reply #12 on: April 10, 2010, 12:48:37 am »
Quote from: deadlybuzz on April 10, 2010, 12:44:36 am
Yeah that's one reason why I won't wear fake tan.

One? Care to enlighten us to which of the two symptoms you're OK with?
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Re: My girlfriend's tan smells like a Korma but she tastes like a decomposing trout
« Reply #13 on: April 10, 2010, 12:49:12 am »
Quote from: Phil M on April 10, 2010, 12:15:20 am
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Re: My girlfriend's tan smells like a Korma but she tastes like a decomposing trout
« Reply #14 on: April 10, 2010, 12:53:54 am »

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Re: My girlfriend's tan smells like a Korma but she tastes like a decomposing trout
« Reply #15 on: April 10, 2010, 01:12:15 am »
Quote from: timiano on April 10, 2010, 12:48:37 am
One? Care to enlighten us to which of the two symptoms you're OK with?

The smell. What's wrong with a korma?
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Re: My girlfriend's tan smells like a Korma but she tastes like a decomposing trout
« Reply #16 on: April 10, 2010, 01:30:45 am »
Quote from: deadlybuzz on April 10, 2010, 01:12:15 am
What's wrong with a korma?
Your t'family get t'worried cos youve been t'sleep for too t'long and think you're t'dead
« Last Edit: April 10, 2010, 01:32:42 am by Captain Tsubasa »
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Re: My girlfriend's tan smells like a Korma but she tastes like a decomposing trout
« Reply #17 on: April 10, 2010, 01:34:46 am »
The above post has literally got me roaring with laughter.
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Re: My girlfriend's tan smells like a Korma but she tastes like a decomposing trout
« Reply #18 on: April 10, 2010, 01:43:15 am »
Quote from: deadlybuzz on April 10, 2010, 12:44:36 am
Yeah that's one reason why I won't wear fake tan.

Don't wear it myself either. Although I do think some of the spray tans don't look that bad. If done professionally. Never had one of them done either.
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Re: My girlfriend's tan smells like a Korma but she tastes like a decomposing trout
« Reply #19 on: April 10, 2010, 01:45:42 am »
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Re: My girlfriend's tan smells like a Korma but she tastes like a decomposing trout
« Reply #20 on: April 10, 2010, 02:15:44 am »
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Re: My girlfriend's tan smells like a Korma but she tastes like a decomposing trout
« Reply #21 on: April 10, 2010, 02:23:06 am »
Quote from: L6 Red on April 10, 2010, 01:34:46 am
The above post has literally got me roaring with laughter.

Me too. Brilliant work Capt.
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Re: My girlfriend's tan smells like a Korma but she tastes like a decomposing trout
« Reply #22 on: April 10, 2010, 02:26:27 am »
if done right it doesn't look to bad ;)

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Re: My girlfriend's tan smells like a Korma but she tastes like a decomposing trout
« Reply #23 on: April 10, 2010, 04:39:58 am »
I would. She wouldn't.
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Re: My girlfriend's tan smells like a Korma but she tastes like a decomposing trout
« Reply #24 on: April 10, 2010, 05:01:09 am »
Quote from: Helsinki Red on April 10, 2010, 04:39:58 am
I would. She wouldn't.

The story of so many.. ;D
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Re: My girlfriend's tan smells like a Korma but she tastes like a decomposing trout
« Reply #25 on: April 10, 2010, 07:48:44 am »
Mackerel Tan, its the next thing!
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Re: My girlfriend's tan smells like a Korma but she tastes like a decomposing trout
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Re: My girlfriend's tan smells like a Korma but she tastes like a decomposing trout
« Reply #27 on: April 10, 2010, 09:42:39 am »
Quote from: Captain Tsubasa on April 10, 2010, 01:30:45 am
Your t'family get t'worried cos youve been t'sleep for too t'long and think you're t'dead

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Re: My girlfriend's tan smells like a Korma but she tastes like a decomposing trout
« Reply #28 on: April 10, 2010, 01:30:43 pm »
Quote from: JMCA on April 10, 2010, 02:26:27 am
if done right it doesn't look to bad ;)


Naw, she missed a bit......looks like a heart en all :P
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Re: My girlfriend's tan smells like a Korma but she tastes like a decomposing trout
« Reply #29 on: April 10, 2010, 01:31:27 pm »


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Re: My girlfriend's tan smells like a Korma but she tastes like a decomposing trout
« Reply #30 on: April 10, 2010, 01:43:40 pm »
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Re: My girlfriend's tan smells like a Korma but she tastes like a decomposing trout
« Reply #31 on: April 10, 2010, 02:06:03 pm »
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Re: My girlfriend's tan smells like a Korma but she tastes like a decomposing trout
« Reply #32 on: April 10, 2010, 02:31:43 pm »
Nothing worse than a strong trout smell when you go for your 'fish supper'
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Re: My girlfriend's tan smells like a Korma but she tastes like a decomposing trout
« Reply #33 on: April 10, 2010, 03:33:48 pm »
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Re: My girlfriend's tan smells like a Korma but she tastes like a decomposing trout
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Re: My girlfriend's tan smells like a Korma but she tastes like a decomposing trout
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Re: My girlfriend's tan smells like a Korma but she tastes like a decomposing trout
« Reply #39 on: April 10, 2010, 06:43:30 pm »
If she tastes like a decomposing trout, may I suggest.......

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