Author Topic: Happy Birthday Crosby Nick  (Read 15265 times)

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Re: Happy Birthday CrosbyStillsNashandYoung
« Reply #160 on: November 19, 2014, 11:06:30 am »

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Re: Happy Birthday CrosbyStillsNashandYoung
« Reply #161 on: November 19, 2014, 11:51:55 am »
Happy birthday Nick, the wannabe Mick 

I wouldn't know about that Ted.

Cheers all. Especially Katie Price.

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Re: Happy Birthday CrosbyStillsNashandYoung
« Reply #162 on: November 19, 2014, 12:12:23 pm »
Happy birthday bollocks!   :wave
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Re: Happy Birthday CrosbyStillsNashandYoung
« Reply #163 on: November 19, 2014, 12:24:33 pm »
Happy happy :wave

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Re: Happy Birthday CrosbyStillsNashandYoung
« Reply #164 on: November 19, 2014, 02:16:27 pm »
happy b-day Nicko.

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Re: Happy Birthday CrosbyStillsNashandYoung
« Reply #165 on: November 19, 2014, 02:19:58 pm »
Happy 40th mate
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Re: Happy Birthday CrosbyStillsNashandYoung
« Reply #166 on: November 19, 2014, 02:51:28 pm »
40? He must be at least 50.

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Re: Happy Birthday CrosbyStillsNashandYoung
« Reply #167 on: November 19, 2014, 03:57:48 pm »
Fucking hell, no wonder they keep splitting up, all having their birthday on the same day must cause ructions on the tour bus.

Nash: I want to blow out my candles first.
Stills: Fuck off Graham, you're not even American
Young: Neither am I Stephen, you fat fuck and your voice has been shite since the second Manassas LP
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Re: Happy Birthday CrosbyStillsNashandYoung
« Reply #168 on: November 19, 2014, 04:16:44 pm »
Happy birthday!
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Re: Happy Birthday CrosbyStillsNashandYoung
« Reply #169 on: November 19, 2014, 05:30:46 pm »
Happy Burpday, Nick! Hope you have a goodun... ;)

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Re: Happy Birthday CrosbyStillsNashandYoung
« Reply #170 on: November 19, 2014, 06:01:25 pm »
All the best mate, hope you're having a great day!

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Re: Happy Birthday CrosbyStillsNashandYoung
« Reply #171 on: November 19, 2014, 06:08:28 pm »
I know you like a Guinness so here's that picture of us enjoying a drink with our great mates. Sorry I cut you off the picture as I'm lousy with cameras.

Anyhow, Happy Birthday Nick. :)


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Re: Happy Birthday CrosbyStillsNashandYoung
« Reply #172 on: November 19, 2014, 06:11:47 pm »
Penblywdd hapus Nicholas.

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Re: Happy Birthday CrosbyStillsNashandYoung
« Reply #173 on: November 20, 2014, 02:01:56 am »
The partridge in the lift picture just made me chuckle. Happy birthday CN

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Re: Happy Birthday CrosbyStillsNashandYoung
« Reply #174 on: November 20, 2014, 02:26:18 am »
Bit late but hope you had a boss day.
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Re: Happy Birthday CrosbyStillsNashandYoung
« Reply #175 on: November 20, 2014, 03:01:19 am »
Happy Bday Nick
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Re: Happy Birthday CrosbyStillsNashandYoung
« Reply #176 on: November 20, 2014, 05:13:22 pm »
Happy belated date of birth Nick mate.  :wave
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Re: Happy Birthday CrosbyStillsNashandYoung
« Reply #177 on: November 21, 2014, 09:47:13 am »
Happy Birthday you twerp!

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Re: Happy Birthday CrosbyStillsNashandYoung
« Reply #178 on: November 21, 2014, 09:53:36 am »
Cheers stragglers! :wave

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Re: Happy Birthday Crosby Nick
« Reply #179 on: November 19, 2020, 12:07:40 pm »
All the best mate, have a boss day.

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Re: Happy Birthday Crosby Nick
« Reply #180 on: November 19, 2020, 12:18:20 pm »
Happy Birthday Nick.  :wave
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Re: Happy Birthday Crosby Nick
« Reply #181 on: November 19, 2020, 12:22:59 pm »
All the best

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Re: Happy Birthday Crosby Nick
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Re: Happy Birthday Crosby Nick
« Reply #183 on: November 19, 2020, 12:24:33 pm »
Happy day of entering the world Nicholas, may you entertain us with your shite puns for another year.

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Re: Happy Birthday Crosby Nick
« Reply #184 on: November 19, 2020, 01:00:57 pm »


(Happy Birthday :P)
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Re: Happy Birthday Crosby Nick
« Reply #185 on: November 19, 2020, 01:10:19 pm »
Happy birthday old timer  :wave

It's true to say that if Shankly had told us to invade Poland we'd be queuing up 10 deep all the way from Anfield to the Pier Head.

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Re: Happy Birthday Crosby Nick
« Reply #186 on: November 19, 2020, 01:13:52 pm »
Many tappy returns


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Re: Happy Birthday Crosby Nick
« Reply #187 on: November 19, 2020, 01:27:05 pm »
All the best mate, have a boss day.

Thanks John! :wave

And thanks all! Nice throwback to the days of birthday threads.

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Re: Happy Birthday Crosby Nick
« Reply #188 on: November 19, 2020, 03:39:36 pm »
Happy birthday Nicholas  :hally

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Re: Happy Birthday Crosby Nick
« Reply #189 on: November 19, 2020, 07:34:44 pm »


Happy Birthday, Nick.

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Re: Happy Birthday Crosby Nick
« Reply #190 on: November 19, 2020, 07:37:28 pm »
Happy Birthday mate!

Istvan Kozma fans of the world unite!

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Where the fuck did 12 years go?
It's true to say that if Shankly had told us to invade Poland we'd be queuing up 10 deep all the way from Anfield to the Pier Head.

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Re: Happy Birthday Crosby Nick
« Reply #191 on: November 19, 2020, 08:07:21 pm »
Where the fuck did 12 years go?

Haha, mainly on here I think.

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Re: Happy Birthday Crosby Nick
« Reply #192 on: November 19, 2021, 07:16:30 pm »
HB Nick, fucking hell we should name the main stand after ye :)

All the best mate

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Re: Happy Birthday Crosby Nick
« Reply #193 on: November 19, 2021, 07:21:38 pm »
I hope you have had a great Birthday, Nick.  :D
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Re: Happy Birthday Crosby Nick
« Reply #194 on: November 19, 2021, 07:22:59 pm »
HB Nick, fucking hell we should name the main stand after ye :)

All the best mate

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Re: Happy Birthday Crosby Nick
« Reply #195 on: November 19, 2021, 07:26:55 pm »

“And the fans in the Big Dick Nick Stand rise to salute their hero.”

They'd probably ask Kenny to vacate his seat for your attendance  :D

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Re: Happy Birthday Crosby Nick
« Reply #196 on: November 19, 2021, 07:27:37 pm »
Hope you're having a good day :wave
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Re: Happy Birthday Crosby Nick
« Reply #197 on: November 19, 2021, 07:30:33 pm »
Happy Birthday knobhead :wave
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Re: Happy Birthday Crosby Nick
« Reply #198 on: November 19, 2021, 07:35:35 pm »
Happy Birthday Nick, the greatest play on words of all time

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Re: Happy Birthday Crosby Nick
« Reply #199 on: November 19, 2021, 07:41:46 pm »
Happy Birthday Mate. Hope you have a good one