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Re: Facebook
« Reply #240 on: October 5, 2021, 01:14:47 pm »
wanna see a photo of the dump i took whilst it was down?

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Re: Facebook
« Reply #241 on: October 5, 2021, 03:28:14 pm »
wanna see a photo of the dump i took whilst it was down?

Go on then John

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Re: Facebook
« Reply #242 on: October 5, 2021, 03:34:52 pm »
As in you need to access it to do your job? Or you just browse it all day when at work? In which case I sympathise!

Haha, both ;D

Is that aimed at redgriffin or face book?
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Re: Facebook
« Reply #243 on: October 5, 2021, 04:33:37 pm »
That's pretty interesting. For a say three line post, how much time do you spend creating it , checking it's not offensive to someone somewhere?
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Re: Facebook
« Reply #244 on: October 5, 2021, 06:29:51 pm »
That's pretty interesting. For a say three line post, how much time do you spend creating it , checking it's not offensive to someone somewhere?

He's a paid troll. ;)
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Re: Facebook
« Reply #245 on: October 6, 2021, 08:49:07 am »
Zuckerberg apologised for the outage, saying "we k ow how much everyone relies on our services to stay in contact with loved ones. "

I'm with Jimmy Kimmel. Sounds like a threat. ;D
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Re: Facebook
« Reply #246 on: October 6, 2021, 11:18:07 am »
Facebook staff were unable to fix the problem from Facebook HQ, as they were locked out of both their internal systems and their physical offices, as the security protections were run on the same system that went down.

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https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2021/oct/05/facebook-outage-what-went-wrong-and-why-did-it-take-so-long-to-fix

A Tory, a worker and an immigrant are sat round a table. There's a plate of 10 biscuits in the middle. The Tory takes 9 then turns to the worker and says "that immigrant is trying to steal your biscuit"

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Re: Facebook
« Reply #247 on: October 6, 2021, 11:22:26 am »
Facebook staff were unable to fix the problem from Facebook HQ, as they were locked out of both their internal systems and their physical offices, as the security protections were run on the same system that went down.

 :lmao


https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2021/oct/05/facebook-outage-what-went-wrong-and-why-did-it-take-so-long-to-fix



I think this is what Elmo meant by

Fucking amateur stuff to have your management access reliant on the same infrastructure with the same points of failure.
"All the lads have been talking about is walking out in front of the Kop, with 40,000 singing 'You'll Never Walk Alone'," Collins told BBC Radio Solent. "All the money in the world couldn't buy that feeling," he added.

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Re: Facebook
« Reply #248 on: October 6, 2021, 11:42:27 am »
I think this is what Elmo meant by

That'll learn me to read-back through the thread before posting  :-\
A Tory, a worker and an immigrant are sat round a table. There's a plate of 10 biscuits in the middle. The Tory takes 9 then turns to the worker and says "that immigrant is trying to steal your biscuit"