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Someone's seemingly got this wrong then

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England will play with two spinners - Moeen Ali and Adil Rashid - while Sam Curran is included at the expense of Stuart Broad.

Odd as I don't think Windies have picked a spinner at all.

Is Suleman Benn not still around?!

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Anderson has bowled well but apart from a couple of lbw appeals not much happening, looks a decent toss to win.
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Moeen strikes.  53-1.  Debutant Campbell misses a straight one and is lbw.

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Unless England bat awfully, this looks like a nailed on draw. Pitch looks flat as.

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Unless England bat awfully, this looks like a nailed on draw. Pitch looks flat as.

Guaranteed England then to be on 50/4 when England bat.  :butt
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Brathwaite and Hope are their two serious Test batsmen aren't they? Break this partnership and who knows what follows.
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Brathwaite and Hope are their two serious Test batsmen aren't they? Break this partnership and who knows what follows.

Hope's apparently averaged mid 20's since he scored that pair of tons in leeds

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Hope's apparently averaged mid 20's since he scored that pair of tons in leeds

Not so good.

That was a massive achievement at Headingley. I think I'm right in saying that no one had ever done that before in any first class fixture. Not Vaughan, not Boycott, not Hutton, not Sutcliffe.
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Not so good.

That was a massive achievement at Headingley. I think I'm right in saying that no one had ever done that before in any first class fixture. Not Vaughan, not Boycott, not Hutton, not Sutcliffe.

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Hope's apparently averaged mid 20's since he scored that pair of tons in leeds

Kicked on in the One Day game though. The lad is a serious talent IMO.

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230 all out
94 Corner to us. Last kick. Ali in the box and he’s scored

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One brings two and other such cricketing sayings.

This is the real litmus test for the Windies, they need to make sure 132-3 doesn't become sub-200 for 6/7.
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These two batsmen, Chase and Hope, they are rather unfortunate names in terms of a cricket commentary and when my attention wonders I keep mishearing what is being said on commentary!
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hope averages 60 vs england, so he's failed there only getting out for 57.

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That's a big one from Jimmy, Hope looked absolutely set.
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well done jimmy. we needed a couple of wickets there.

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Second and third wicket for Jimmy! Wow, he's making that ball talk.
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Score looking better now!

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4th wicket for Jimmy. Soft as you like.

England seizing control in the last few overs of the day.

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the ebbs and flows etc.

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4th wicket for Jimmy. Soft as you like.

England seizing control in the last few overs of the day.

Look at those figures - on a featherbed. Will we ever see his like again?
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Look at those figures - on a featherbed. Will we ever see his like again?

Most of those runs are down to third man as well, aren’t they? They’ve barely played a shot to him.

He’ll have had days where he’s bowled better, but I bet he’s loved today. Especially as he got to do fuck all in Sri Lanka!

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Look at those figures - on a featherbed. Will we ever see his like again?

Not for a good while! Who knows what we’ll do when he retires.
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Oof. Snorter from Stokes to get rid of Roach.  That would have done for batsmen a lot better than Kemar Roach.

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got to love the new ball.

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Proper test cricket that. Good batting, good bowling.
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unusual to see thorpe in the studio. thought he had some role with the squad. or the lions.

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Jimmy. What a legend.

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Although, I do believe the WICB have been using the Dukes for a few years, but it goes to show the difference of playing cricket with a proper ball. No surprise that it produces an even contest.

Like the look of Hetmeyer, could be one to kick on.

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Get these last two this afternoon for a sub 290 score and its advantage England.

Bat for a day and a half and have a nice little first innings lead of 80-100....

Easy this cricket lark isn't it?

Genuinely though - if the top 4 can play sensibly and be as watchful but progressive as the WI top order, I'd be looking forward to upping the scoring when the big hitters in the middle order come in. England in a good position but still need to play good cricket.
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Two of Roach, Holder and the Archangel average around 21 at home apparently. I’d say bowling is definitely their stronger suit so I think this could still be quite a tight game unless we avoid our usual 60/3 scenario.

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Get these last two this afternoon for a sub 290 score and its advantage England.

Bat for a day and a half and have a nice little first innings lead of 80-100....

Easy this cricket lark isn't it?

Genuinely though - if the top 4 can play sensibly and be as watchful but progressive as the WI top order, I'd be looking forward to upping the scoring when the big hitters in the middle order come in. England in a good position but still need to play good cricket.

Have you been playing Owzthat too?
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Have you been playing Owzthat too?

Not quite old enough for that mate but me auld fella regales me of tales of Owzthat every time he gets the chance haha
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289/9 (Anderson 5 For!!)
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289 all out. 4 for Stokes.

Hetmyer last kit for 81. Nicely poised.

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Did well not to get frustrated there and start chasing wickets.

Huuuggeee test for the top order here. No daemons in the pitch (yet) but a good bowling attack that'll cause problems. Knuckle down, bat the day and till lunch tomorrow and they'll be well ahead!
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Hopefully Burns can get some good runs under his belt here. Got the ability for me, looked a bit too keen to play his shots in Sri Lanka