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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #200 on: December 11, 2018, 10:35:12 pm »
Can't remember who it was against but at the World Cup I remember a shot was going miles wide and he still made a dive for it, like a proper hollywood dive. Guy is a complete pillock.

pick any of the 7 games England played, loves a dive for the cameras

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #201 on: December 11, 2018, 10:56:15 pm »
For me, one of the most striking things about him is his inability to read the game. I might be talking nonsense but for a professional goalkeeper with years of training, he isn't very good at anticipating things or even following the flight of the ball. His general positioning is also not up to scratch. He has athleticism which bails him out but with some of his 'eye-catching' saves, a better goalkeeper would save the shot comfortably because of good positioning.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #202 on: December 11, 2018, 11:12:38 pm »
I was saying it all world cup. He's a fraud being way over hyped by the media.

Now I get to bask in the greatness of being right before it was cool.
To be fair to Gary Neville (at least I think it was him) he called Pickford out for that bizarre attempt to keep out Januzaj's shot.  As it turned out to be a good defeat in so far as we ended up in the weak half of the draw it didn't really get any more attention and he was back to being heralded as the next coming when he saved one of Colombia's five penalties.

Some shithouse play last night when he tried to kick out at one of the Watford players celebrating their second goal.  True to form though he missed.


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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #203 on: December 12, 2018, 01:15:41 am »
It would be funny if he gets injured & has to miss a few matches because of his comical Hollywood dives when he's nowhere near saving the ball. ;D
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #204 on: December 12, 2018, 01:19:41 am »
One of the best things about Alison is he's over here actually being world class while Pickford is is being Pickford and the PR machine is trying to hype him up
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #205 on: December 15, 2018, 01:14:28 pm »
A couple of very good saves are keeping Everton in it. And then for the offside he seemed to dive out of the way?

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #206 on: December 15, 2018, 01:55:03 pm »
I just switched on the Corrupt FC vs Blueshite game a few mins ago, frist thing I see - Pickford booting it straight out of play  :P

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #207 on: December 15, 2018, 04:08:15 pm »
I just switched on the Corrupt FC vs Blueshite game a few mins ago, frist thing I see - Pickford booting it straight out of play  :P

was that when he tried to start a quick break and had his player more or less open on the wing? That was brilliant.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #208 on: December 15, 2018, 04:35:11 pm »
I just switched on the Corrupt FC vs Blueshite game a few mins ago, frist thing I see - Pickford booting it straight out of play  :P

He did it at least twice.

For me, one of the most striking things about him is his inability to read the game. I might be talking nonsense but for a professional goalkeeper with years of training, he isn't very good at anticipating things or even following the flight of the ball. His general positioning is also not up to scratch. He has athleticism which bails him out but with some of his 'eye-catching' saves, a better goalkeeper would save the shot comfortably because of good positioning.

He is awful.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #209 on: December 15, 2018, 04:48:13 pm »
Can people please stop slagging Pickford off.

He's been great for us this season.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #210 on: December 15, 2018, 04:49:44 pm »
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #211 on: December 15, 2018, 04:53:44 pm »
Can people please stop slagging Pickford off.

He's been great for us this season.

He let us down badly today
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #212 on: December 15, 2018, 08:29:14 pm »
was that when he tried to start a quick break and had his player more or less open on the wing? That was brilliant.

no idea! 2nd half sometime it was, it was perfect timing on  my behalf, just saw the ball sailing into touch and then the camera panning back to him with that gormless look on his face  ;D

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #213 on: December 15, 2018, 08:51:36 pm »
I love his dramatic theatrical dives at times when they just aren’t needed. I think he did it for their 2nd or 3rd (can’t remember which) and it just looks ridiculous.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #214 on: December 15, 2018, 09:11:34 pm »
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #215 on: December 15, 2018, 09:29:40 pm »
Can't remember who it was against but at the World Cup I remember a shot was going miles wide and he still made a dive for it, like a proper hollywood dive. Guy is a complete pillock.

Was that the 'save' against Columbia in the last minute which gave away a corner which they scored from?

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #216 on: December 15, 2018, 09:32:14 pm »
That's uncanny man.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #217 on: December 15, 2018, 09:36:16 pm »
He's fucking dreadful

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #218 on: December 15, 2018, 10:00:47 pm »
I love his dramatic theatrical dives at times when they just aren’t needed. I think he did it for their 2nd or 3rd (can’t remember which) and it just looks ridiculous.

His saves look good because he’s so small, so he has to leap for most of them. It doesn’t look as impressive when you anticipate it and make an easy looking save.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #219 on: December 17, 2018, 12:49:58 am »
He's absolutely atrocious at everything, there can't be many worse that have played regularly in the history of the top division.

Just saw the highlights  ;D  :shite:

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #220 on: December 17, 2018, 02:21:52 am »
Just saw the highlights  ;D  :shite:

Me too. He has a pathological need to leap vertically. He's hilariously bad but equally very enjoyable to watch because of it!

Watch the 1st and 3rd City goals. He's too concerned with trying to leap and get great height than actually stepping and, you know, trying to make a save

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #221 on: December 17, 2018, 12:18:35 pm »
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #222 on: December 17, 2018, 12:34:51 pm »
Me too. He has a pathological need to leap vertically. He's hilariously bad but equally very enjoyable to watch because of it!

Watch the 1st and 3rd City goals. He's too concerned with trying to leap and get great height than actually stepping and, you know, trying to make a save

He’s part human, part Harrier Jet with his vertical take offs!

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #223 on: December 17, 2018, 03:51:00 pm »
He’s part human, part Harrier Jet with his vertical take offs!

If only he had that sort of wingspan
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #224 on: December 17, 2018, 04:19:00 pm »
Me too. He has a pathological need to leap vertically. He's hilariously bad but equally very enjoyable to watch because of it!

Watch the 1st and 3rd City goals. He's too concerned with trying to leap and get great height than actually stepping and, you know, trying to make a save
I wonder if all the jibes about his reach have got to him and he's desperately trying to over compensate now?

I usually turn MotD off after our game but left in on last night and saw the goals the Bitters conceded at City. Yep, Pickford is shite, and vastly overrated by many
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #225 on: December 17, 2018, 04:42:56 pm »
I wonder if all the jibes about his reach have got to him and he's desperately trying to over compensate now?

I usually turn MotD off after our game but left in on last night and saw the goals the Bitters conceded at City. Yep, Pickford is shite, and vastly overrated by many

And his distribution is sub standard as well.

City's first goal came directly from playing a poor ball to Donkey Mina who hoofed it straight to a City player.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #226 on: December 18, 2018, 06:08:00 am »
The face he's making on Sterlings goal is worthy of a Phil Jones gurning bust award
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #227 on: December 18, 2018, 07:29:25 am »
And his distribution is sub standard as well.

City's first goal came directly from playing a poor ball to Donkey Mina who hoofed it straight to a City player.

He should have chosen his usual and just hoofed it out for a throw.

He did pull off one sublime pass in the second half, starting a quick break, pings it out to the left wing, right to the head of the fella in row D.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #228 on: December 18, 2018, 07:53:29 am »
He doesn't seem very bright.

Remember a interview after one of the WC matches where he came across super arrogant like he was the finished article.

He has bizarre technique and the best myth is that he is good with his feet.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #229 on: December 20, 2018, 09:04:10 pm »
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« Reply #231 on: December 20, 2018, 11:37:41 pm »
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #233 on: December 21, 2018, 03:41:44 pm »
Wonder what calamitous error he will make this weekend against Spurs?
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #234 on: December 21, 2018, 03:51:28 pm »
He's just your usual run-of-the-mill mid-table keeper.  Nothing special, other then he happens to be English and the best of a below-par generation of English keepers.

He's just another Young Ben Foster, just a couple of years younger.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #235 on: December 21, 2018, 03:58:29 pm »
Wonder what calamitous error he will make this weekend against Spurs?
Either Kane or Alli will have a shot that's about chest height and 5 feet away from him. Instead of diving to the side and saving it, he'll do that weird thing where jumps vertically while turning his sideways, the static dive, and miss the ball by a foot.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #236 on: December 21, 2018, 04:04:37 pm »
Either Kane or Alli will have a shot that's about chest height and 5 feet away from him. Instead of diving to the side and saving it, he'll do that weird thing where jumps vertically while turning his sideways, the static dive, and miss the ball by a foot.

I'm hoping for a shot going 3 yards wide that he dives for and pushes for a corner. Obviously Spurs to not score from it.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #237 on: December 21, 2018, 04:25:13 pm »
I'm hoping for a shot going 3 yards wide that he dives for and pushes for a corner. Obviously Spurs to not score from it.
There is a good chance both these things will happen.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #238 on: December 21, 2018, 04:51:15 pm »
In 17 League matches.

4 clean sheets.

In the other 13 matches , 22 goals conceded. Or an average of 1.7 goals conceded when Jordan lets one in. So virtually 2 goals per match.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #239 on: December 21, 2018, 04:53:15 pm »
In 17 League matches.

4 clean sheets.

In the other 13 matches , 22 goals conceded. Or an average of 1.7 goals conceded when Jordan lets one in. So virtually 2 goals per match.

Maintaining his form
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