I was delighted when we signed him. Thought he would kick us on to the title.
Well, I was very wrong. He was shite.
Completely, 'couldn't score into an empty net', shite. Repeatedly so - have we ever had such a shite fucker that couldn't score from tap-in positions quite like him?
If I was happy when we signed him, I was over the moon when we sold him six months later.
Selling him (for a 3 million hit) was the best bit of business rafa ever did.