Rene: Well that was a decent result. A point closer to safety! Who've we got next?
Kit Symons: Liverpool boss.
Rene: Holy fuck. What are we going to do? Our best player is a Wotsit haired shitehawk. They are going to fuck us. How should we prepare?
KS: Boss, the players are knackered. If we play them on Wednesday, they will tear our arses apart and Suarez will make brave Scotty P cry.
Rene: What about those train things? They aren't working are they? Quick, tell the FA we can't play. That will buy us time. Tell them our fans won't be able to come and the atmosphere will be shit.
KS: But boss, the atmosphere is always sh...
Rene: GO AND PHONE THE FA YOU FUCKING QUIM.