Author Topic: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin.. (Read 3437804 times)

ScouserAtHeart · « **Reply #39760 on:** January 12, 2020, 02:59:54 pm »

Oh my God he really is Agent Ole

Samie · « **Reply #39761 on:** January 12, 2020, 03:00:23 pm »

#Oleneverleavethewheel

Red Eyed · « **Reply #39762 on:** January 12, 2020, 03:06:10 pm »

The shit he comes out with in his press conferences make him seem like a competition winner, just seems a bit thick.

tonysleft · « **Reply #39763 on:** January 12, 2020, 03:08:03 pm »

Quote from: Red Eyed on January 12, 2020, 03:06:10 pm

The shit he comes out with in his press conferences make him seem like a competition winner, just seems a bit thick.

It is weird to me because as someone who has followed him pretty keenly for the guts of 20 years he's one of the most articulate and principled players we've ever had, the only player to protest the Glazer takeover too. Then a few months into the job he's spouting the same PR-course boilerplate as any bottom 6 manager. Odd.

KissThisGuy · « **Reply #39764 on:** January 12, 2020, 03:18:29 pm »

Quote from: Fitzy. on January 12, 2020, 06:58:59 am

The MOTD post-match interview from Solskjær is incredible in its straw clutching. Squeezing out a positive from last week’s City mauling. It’s real small time nonsense: “When you play against Man City in the League Cup, and they put out their strongest team, you know you’re going places...”

https://twitter.com/d_power3/status/1216301576282943489?s=08
R.E.S.P.E.C.T.

vivabobbygraham · « **Reply #39765 on:** January 12, 2020, 03:32:23 pm »

Quote from: KissThisGuy on January 12, 2020, 03:18:29 pm

https://twitter.com/d_power3/status/1216301576282943489?s=08
R.E.S.P.E.C.T.

No, Ole, mate, it means that without either of their main strikers, a makeshift back four and their reserve goalie in the team, on your own midden, they absolutely disrespected you by pulling your kecks down and slapping your arse in front of your own fans. 3-0 up, could have been 6, by half time. Game over. However, you did win the 2nd half...nice swan...

Caligula? · « **Reply #39766 on:** January 12, 2020, 04:49:07 pm »

One win and he talks like they've won the league. I can't wait to smash these c*nts and watch him shuffle cluelessly on the bench with absolutely no idea what to do. And then talk about the spirit of '99 and how the lads are learning or whatever in his post match interview.

Zlen · « **Reply #39767 on:** January 12, 2020, 04:54:28 pm »

Should be a fun game next weekend. We’ll be looking to bounce back from a somewhat iffy performance, they are playing mid-week, score early and it could be a very bad day in the office for Ole.

Kopenhagen · « **Reply #39768 on:** January 12, 2020, 05:03:06 pm »

Grovelling before City. What happened to them?

Lush is the best medicine... · « **Reply #39769 on:** January 12, 2020, 05:19:13 pm »

Quote from: WhoHe on January 12, 2020, 02:42:16 pm

The anchor who is now a PR man for Utd said nowt, surprisingly.

dont shit on the hand that feeds you!

Quote from: Red Eyed on January 12, 2020, 03:06:10 pm

The shit he comes out with in his press conferences make him seem like a competition winner, just seems a bit thick.

quite a lot of their players are competition winners to be fair

ToneLa · « **Reply #39770 on:** January 12, 2020, 09:01:59 pm »

gazzam1963 · « **Reply #39771 on:** January 12, 2020, 09:23:51 pm »

Quote from: ToneLa on January 12, 2020, 09:01:59 pm

Is that the teacher from Kes on his left leg “ a slightly balding Bobby Charlton to kick off “

Jimmy Conway · « **Reply #39772 on:** January 12, 2020, 10:06:51 pm »

Quote from: gazzam1963 on January 12, 2020, 09:23:51 pm

Is that the teacher from Kes on his left leg “ a slightly balding Bobby Charlton to kick off “

(Chris) Casper lad!

Ghost Town · « **Reply #39773 on:** January 12, 2020, 10:48:50 pm »

Quote from: ToneLa on January 12, 2020, 09:01:59 pm

Going by Rio's expression that Lolita has let one off

(the absolute state of him having that tattooed on him)

Motty · « **Reply #39774 on:** January 12, 2020, 11:30:36 pm »

Nothing says inbred manc like a pair of 3 quarter jeans keks.

rushyman · « **Reply #39775 on:** January 12, 2020, 11:33:39 pm »

Cup Final Week for them

4pool · « **Reply #39776 on:** January 12, 2020, 11:35:07 pm »

Quote from: Shady Craig on January 12, 2020, 11:30:36 pm

Nothing says inbred manc like a pair of 3 quarter jeans keks.

Skiing attire. No need to tuck your jeans in your boots.

kavah · « **Reply #39777 on:** January 12, 2020, 11:44:06 pm »

Quote from: 4pool on January 12, 2020, 11:35:07 pm

Skiing attire. No need to tuck your jeans in your boots.

Ha ha

Motty · « **Reply #39778 on:** January 12, 2020, 11:59:27 pm »

Quote from: 4pool on January 12, 2020, 11:35:07 pm

Skiing attire. No need to tuck your jeans in your boots.

Gives him a chance to show off his amazing tattoos as well [emoji102][emoji102][emoji102]

Clint Eastwood · « **Reply #39779 on:** January 13, 2020, 12:03:44 am »

Their biggest game of the season coming up. No doubt Ferguson will be pictured at the training ground in the coming days, Ole always seems to draft him in before they play us.

Schmidt · « **Reply #39780 on:** January 13, 2020, 12:29:06 am »

Big decisions coming up for ole, the FA cup is his only opportunity for any kind of success this season, but taking something, anything off us is probably their biggest priority now. I can see our game against them going similarly to the spurs game, lots of the ball, lots of fouls and time-wasting from the first minute and pundits desperate to give them all of the penalties. We've done well to pace ourselves this season but we really need to pull them apart at least once, we need to get in the habit of beating them instead of allowing history to dictate the result instead of form.

rushyman · « **Reply #39781 on:** January 13, 2020, 01:42:21 am »

Quote from: Schmidt on January 13, 2020, 12:29:06 am

Big decisions coming up for ole, the FA cup is his only opportunity for any kind of success this season, but taking something, anything off us is probably their biggest priority now. I can see our game against them going similarly to the spurs game, lots of the ball, lots of fouls and time-wasting from the first minute and pundits desperate to give them all of the penalties. We've done well to pace ourselves this season but we really need to pull them apart at least once, we need to get in the habit of beating them instead of allowing history to dictate the result instead of form.

Spot on.

But In the game I actually see them running about after us all afternoon.

Letting us have the ball and trying to counter will very likely result in loss with their midfield and defence. I see them pressing high and not letting us have time on it in deep Positions .

Solksjaer will be giving it the full ‘im not showing you respect’ will be nice if they go over the top and over commit as it will be carnage. But on the other hand they do the usual manager cheating showing v us and it’ll be a hard game.

deFacto please, you bastards · « **Reply #39782 on:** January 13, 2020, 02:45:13 am »

I hope we twat them one way or another.

Flaccido Dongingo · « **Reply #39783 on:** January 13, 2020, 03:13:42 am »

We always play shit against that shower

Bobbyf9kungfu · « **Reply #39784 on:** January 13, 2020, 03:37:31 am »

Quote from: Shady Craig on January 12, 2020, 11:30:36 pm

Nothing says inbred manc like a pair of 3 quarter jeans keks.

Hahaha

Bobbyf9kungfu · « **Reply #39785 on:** January 13, 2020, 03:39:38 am »

Really want to smash these. Will be bouncing in the boozers after the match if we do. Can’t wait.

JovaJova · « **Reply #39786 on:** January 13, 2020, 04:42:00 am »

Quote from: Flaccido Dongingo on January 13, 2020, 03:13:42 am

We always play shit against that shower

Thrashed them at Anfield last year and had something ridiculous like 35 shots ?

Lycan · « **Reply #39787 on:** January 13, 2020, 05:40:34 am »

Quote from: Flaccido Dongingo on January 13, 2020, 03:13:42 am

We always play shit against that shower

Played pretty well against them at Anfield last season.

Something Worse · « **Reply #39788 on:** January 13, 2020, 06:10:34 am »

Pretty good at home, it's away where we let them take points.

Passmaster Molby · « **Reply #39789 on:** January 13, 2020, 06:26:56 am »

Quote from: KissThisGuy on January 12, 2020, 03:18:29 pm

https://twitter.com/d_power3/status/1216301576282943489?s=08
R.E.S.P.E.C.T.

Its mad that he doesn't think Aguero makes City's best starting eleven!

Really hope we get a couple of early goals against these on sunday, because if we do then it could get very messy for them.

Kekule · « **Reply #39790 on:** January 13, 2020, 09:06:35 am »

There’ll be minute, forensic analysis of every decision to award us a throw-in in this game I imagine. Probably even a petition to have every single decision given in our favour to go to VAR (even though it’s “ruining the game”) just to make sure we don’t cheat like we did at Spurs on Saturday.

BarryCrocker · « **Reply #39791 on:** January 13, 2020, 09:24:20 am »

I'm torn between us spanking them 5-0 and OGS getting the arse or a narrow 1-0 win and them seeing it as turning a corner.

Ray K · « **Reply #39792 on:** January 13, 2020, 09:26:40 am »

Quote from: rushyman on January 12, 2020, 11:33:39 pm

Cup Final Week for them

Sir Bobby's looking after the tickets I presume?

Andy @ Allerton! · « **Reply #39793 on:** January 13, 2020, 09:57:43 am »

The game against them at Anfield will either be a shit draw - with us putting in the worst performance of the season - again - or they'll get a spawny goal from somewhere

elbow · « **Reply #39794 on:** January 13, 2020, 10:40:36 am »

Quote from: Andy @ Allerton on January 13, 2020, 09:57:43 am

The game against them at Anfield will either be a shit draw - with us putting in the worst performance of the season - again - or they'll get a spawny goal from somewhere

That’s the spirit.

They may well get a spawny goal like last year, but they’ll also still get battered again like last year.

Felch Aid · « **Reply #39795 on:** January 13, 2020, 10:46:59 am »

They will play on the break again. Really hope we smash them and wipe that gormless smile from his face.

I think it will be similar to the Spurs game where we dominate possession.

Samie · « **Reply #39796 on:** January 13, 2020, 08:29:10 pm »

A mate of mine who's a manc just made a decent point (From his point of view) saying that Barcelona just sacked a manager who lost 10 games during his reign and they've still got Ole at the wheel. Not sure about that stat but he's got a point but I said he needs more time.

thejbs · « **Reply #39797 on:** January 13, 2020, 08:40:10 pm »

Klopp will put out a full strength team as a mark of respect to Ole’s Utd.

dalarr · « **Reply #39798 on:** January 13, 2020, 09:10:29 pm »

Quote from: thejbs on January 13, 2020, 08:40:10 pm

Klopp will put out a full strength team as a mark of respect to Ole’s Utd.

When you play Liverpool in the Premier League and they put their strongest team out, you know you've gone places because that means they respect us.’

PaulF · « **Reply #39799 on:** January 13, 2020, 09:19:42 pm »

Quote from: dalarr on January 13, 2020, 09:10:29 pm

When you play Liverpool in the Premier League and they put their strongest team out, you know you've gone places because that means they respect us.’

I think ole is daring klopp to play the kids.