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Offline Nick110581

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Patio Help
« on: March 9, 2024, 01:47:55 pm »
Looking to repave our small garden.

It’s north facing so doesn’t get loads of sun and currently has very old crazy paving out there. We will keep it simple but wondered if people would recommend sandstone or porcelain slabs ?

We ideally want a light grey and the slabs to be the same size as except where they are cut at edges.
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Re: Patio Help
« Reply #1 on: March 9, 2024, 02:20:54 pm »
Half expected this to be relating to the neighbour with the screw loose and you're re-enacting Brookside.
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Re: Patio Help
« Reply #2 on: March 9, 2024, 02:49:33 pm »
Quote from: Barneylfc∗ on March  9, 2024, 02:20:54 pm
Half expected this to be relating to the neighbour with the screw loose and you're re-enacting Brookside.

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Re: Patio Help
« Reply #3 on: March 9, 2024, 03:00:26 pm »
Quote from: Nick110581 on March  9, 2024, 01:47:55 pm
currently has very old crazy paving out there.

Did you get tired of having to explain it whilst on holiday?

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Re: Patio Help
« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2024, 08:51:51 pm »


That was Patio Help with Light Grey Slabs
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Re: Patio Help
« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2024, 11:02:36 pm »
Mi cya chat a bit of patwah ow mi cya help?
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Re: Patio Help
« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2024, 04:02:08 am »
Quote from: Nick110581 on March  9, 2024, 01:47:55 pm
Looking to repave our small garden.

It’s north facing so doesn’t get loads of sun and currently has very old crazy paving out there. We will keep it simple but wondered if people would recommend sandstone or porcelain slabs ?

We ideally want a light grey and the slabs to be the same size as except where they are cut at edges.

I've actually seen porcelain tiles that are made to look exactly like sandstone. Unbelievable quality as they were stain resistant which was essential as they were in a cafe I supplied. Bloody expensive and super bulky. No slippage or sealing and only require a power washer to maintain.
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Re: Patio Help
« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2024, 05:42:07 am »
Quote from: Crosby Nick on March 10, 2024, 11:02:36 pm
Mi cya chat a bit of patwah ow mi cya help?

…the welsh Jar Jar Binks?
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Re: Patio Help
« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2024, 02:07:35 pm »
Quote from: Nick110581 on March  9, 2024, 01:47:55 pm
Looking to repave our small garden...
I didn't realise Mandy and Beth Jordache posted on here.
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Re: Patio Help
« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2024, 02:11:01 pm »
Quote from: Brian Blessed on March 11, 2024, 05:42:07 am
…the welsh Jar Jar Binks?

Wah gwan butt?

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Re: Patio Help
« Reply #10 on: March 11, 2024, 03:42:58 pm »
anyone mentioned the patio work done by Fred West yet?
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Re: Patio Help
« Reply #11 on: March 11, 2024, 04:50:11 pm »
Don't folks go with decking these days ?
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Re: Patio Help
« Reply #12 on: March 11, 2024, 07:41:26 pm »
Quote from: Nick110581 on March  9, 2024, 01:47:55 pm
Looking to repave our small garden.

It’s north facing so doesn’t get loads of sun and currently has very old crazy paving out there. We will keep it simple but wondered if people would recommend sandstone or porcelain slabs ?

We ideally want a light grey and the slabs to be the same size as except where they are cut at edges.

Have you considered imprinted concrete? Bit more expensive, but it’s done once and that’s it barring a re-coat every couple of years. No weeds, and looks great, just pick your pattern.
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Re: Patio Help
« Reply #13 on: March 11, 2024, 08:11:08 pm »
The Irish handyman.
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Re: Patio Help
« Reply #14 on: March 14, 2024, 12:18:14 am »
Who's the most popular Irishman in America?






Paddy O'Furniture.
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Re: Patio Help
« Reply #15 on: March 14, 2024, 08:46:24 am »
Quote from: jambutty on March 14, 2024, 12:18:14 am
Who's the most popular Irishman in America?






Paddy O'Furniture.

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Re: Patio Help
« Reply #16 on: March 14, 2024, 12:11:08 pm »
Nick's patio is never getting built, is it?  :D
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