Close ... after finishing my routine wank, I carried on talking to my mate over MSN (yep, I actually paused the conversation to start one). I then got that urge to pee you get afterwards and took my laptop in the bathroom. It wasn't possible to do it standing up, so I sat down for it, and placed my laptop on the floor infront of me. I then managed to piss through the gap between the toilet seat and the toilet itself, which covered my laptop. The keys stopped working properly and knackered the whole thing.
Managed to sell it for 180 quid with the condition as "slight water damage". Not bad considering it was bought for £230 and I'd had it about half a year.
I've seen worse 
Makes me laugh more than anything at how bloody stupid it was. Be funnier if it was insured, and I stated that as the reason for the breakage.
Not as good as many here. Once at me ex's place, having dinner, we were talking about the antiques they have in their house, the father pointed out to a plate that is more than 150 years old, actually belonged to his great grandmother, and it has been passed down through the generation. Was admiring it and mentioned that I must be careful when I stand up as the plate was just behind me.
Anyway, finished the meal, stood up and knocked the plate over with me head, instinctively kick out a foot to try to "cushion" the fall (as you would) and promptly kicked the plate into pieces. Mind you, had I not kick out me foot, it might've been ok as there were carpet underneath, but we never knew...
Never felt so bad in me life, the dad was ok with it, even offered me a beer afterwards and had a laugh about it, top bloke, but I could never look at the empty space on the wall ever again.
