Author Topic: The SMELL of Reeves & Mortimer (Read 34435 times)

Withnail · « **Reply #80 on:** December 9, 2007, 06:29:34 pm »

The day the donkey derby came to town,
people came to watch from all around.
Alas we did not see who won the race,
because the supergroup 'the who' swooped down from the moon and squirted tartar lemon in our face.

Garstonite · « **Reply #81 on:** June 10, 2008, 03:15:21 pm »

"Oh I wish I was working/middle class"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mCxq5a-vuY

John C · « **Reply #82 on:** June 22, 2008, 05:23:30 pm »

Brilliant - my brother in law was emailing me youtube links of them till 3.30 last night.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXP5fEJaDB8

hooded claw · « **Reply #83 on:** November 11, 2009, 08:15:46 pm »

I know it wasn't on 'Smell', but this is just about the funniest thing they ever did for me.

Brian Blessed · « **Reply #84 on:** November 11, 2009, 08:48:28 pm »

Masterchef

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=towd9vZWDJg

Garstonite · « **Reply #85 on:** April 23, 2011, 12:04:34 am »

My lettuce was starting to curl, I had dampness in my world

Sir Capon of Debaser · « **Reply #86 on:** April 23, 2011, 02:04:08 am »

Shaffs birrooo bin avya

5min onwards

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/DQkuTXuGXbg?fs=1&" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/DQkuTXuGXbg?fs=1&</a>

royhendo · « **Reply #87 on:** April 23, 2011, 08:21:11 pm »

My mate Alan Howieson still gives it "Shaftesburree Av-in-yoo" to this day, largely cos he lived on Shaftesbury Avenue, Dundee, along with half our school.

lfcgeez · « **Reply #88 on:** April 24, 2011, 08:38:57 am »

Love this..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjDYNSrTlvk

sparkiemark73 · « **Reply #89 on:** April 24, 2011, 01:34:42 pm »

The Living Carpets from Big Night Out...

I heard that rumour.
I know, I started it.
Y'lyin get!
YOU lyin get!

jaffod · « **Reply #90 on:** April 24, 2011, 05:44:01 pm »

Quote from: Withnail on December 9, 2007, 06:29:34 pm

The day the donkey derby came to town,
people came to watch from all around.
Alas we did not see who won the race,
because the supergroup 'the who' swooped down from the moon and squirted tartar lemon in our face.

I defy anybody to tell me what is funny about this.

Ben_JP · « **Reply #91 on:** April 24, 2011, 06:17:05 pm »

Quote from: jaffod on April 24, 2011, 05:44:01 pm

I defy anybody to tell me what is funny about this.

Out of context? Nothing. In the context of a OTT send-up of cashmere-sweater-wearing folk singers? Everything.

jaffod · « **Reply #92 on:** April 24, 2011, 06:25:52 pm »

Quote from: Ben_JP on April 24, 2011, 06:17:05 pm

Out of context? Nothing. In the context of a OTT send-up of cashmere-sweater-wearing folk singers? Everything.

I've just watched the sketch on Youtube, and it hasn't changed my opinion one jot.

Ben_JP · « **Reply #93 on:** April 24, 2011, 06:33:00 pm »

Quote from: jaffod on April 24, 2011, 06:25:52 pm

I've just watched the sketch on Youtube, and it hasn't changed my opinion one jot.

Fair enough. You tried it, it didn't tickle your funny bone. No biggie.

1892-WELLZ · « **Reply #94 on:** April 24, 2011, 06:38:38 pm »

Quote from: Ben_JP on April 24, 2011, 06:17:05 pm

YOU ADULTEROUS COW!!!

love it

Garstonite · « **Reply #95 on:** April 24, 2011, 06:39:58 pm »

Quote from: jaffod on April 24, 2011, 06:25:52 pm

I've just watched the sketch on Youtube, and it hasn't changed my opinion one jot.

I doubt I'll be able to sleep tonight now.

jaffod · « **Reply #96 on:** April 24, 2011, 06:42:07 pm »

Quote from: Garstonette on April 24, 2011, 06:39:58 pm

I doubt I'll be able to sleep tonight now.

Put a Reeves & Mortimer dvd on, you'll have no problem.

royhendo · « **Reply #97 on:** April 24, 2011, 07:53:57 pm »

"No worries mate" is still the funniest bit in Smell... I reckon. Happy caned memories.

LanceLink!!!!! · « **Reply #98 on:** November 20, 2013, 11:26:45 am »

Bump...

Garstonite · « **Reply #99 on:** November 20, 2013, 11:38:12 am »

"That's white wine isn't it?"
"No. It's transparent. You're thinking of milk."

KERRYKOP · « **Reply #100 on:** November 20, 2013, 11:46:37 am »

I remember when I was I kid literally hurting myself with laughter watching them belt each other with frying pans, its the sound of the frying pans that gets me.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/hiKEgdQTCEo" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/hiKEgdQTCEo</a>

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/BfA_Z7DpiWU" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/BfA_Z7DpiWU</a>

LanceLink!!!!! · « **Reply #101 on:** November 20, 2013, 12:08:03 pm »

I don't stock Curly-Wurlies as they are far too elaborate, however I do stock Walnut Whips

redan · « **Reply #102 on:** November 20, 2013, 01:00:54 pm »

I've got both the Smell of Reeves and Mortimer and Bang Bang and both of them are easiliy the funniest things ever written, pure bonkers genius

Also I often youtube the Shooting Stars video clips as they were never officially released,

Michael Douglas in Falling Down as produced by the Sunderland Independant Film Company has me in stiches every time

LanceLink!!!!! · « **Reply #103 on:** November 20, 2013, 01:10:00 pm »

Quote from: redan on November 20, 2013, 01:00:54 pm

I've got both the Smell of Reeves and Mortimer and Bang Bang and both of them are easiliy the funniest things ever written, pure bonkers genius

Also I often youtube the Shooting Stars video clips as they were never officially released,

Michael Douglas in Falling Down as produced by the Sunderland Independant Film Company has me in stiches every time

Talc 'n Turnips from Big Night Out gets me every time.

Random bastards.

Buck Pete · « **Reply #104 on:** November 20, 2013, 02:23:09 pm »

Quote from: Buck Pete on June 26, 2007, 06:48:27 pm

I tell ye what, I haven't laughed at a comedy sketch so much in years as that Coxy and Evans helicopter landing pad sketch. Tears running down my face the full works. Especially when Bob trys to emulate Peter Powells landing trajectory and gets his hair caught in the mechanism.

Every time this thread gets bumped I have to go to YouTube to watch the Councillors Cox and Evans sketch with the Helicopter landing pad.

The whole sketch is funny but the last bit with Bob is fucking hilarious.

Nearly 7 years on I now know how to imbed YouTube vids so here it is and enjoy

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/imOt19j8K4U?hl=en_US&amp;version=3" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/imOt19j8K4U?hl=en_US&amp;version=3</a>

LanceLink!!!!! · « **Reply #105 on:** December 19, 2014, 11:39:53 pm »

Just watched the Lovejoy interview from Smell Of....

Genius.

Haemoglobin · « **Reply #106 on:** December 20, 2014, 12:41:58 am »

Quote from: LanceLink on December 19, 2014, 11:39:53 pm

Genius.

This for me is up there with the very greatest accomplishments of mankind:

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/3JdJipPOhno" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/3JdJipPOhno</a>

tinner777 · « **Reply #107 on:** April 16, 2021, 03:35:54 pm »

Quote from: royhendo on April 24, 2011, 07:53:57 pm

"No worries mate" is still the funniest bit in Smell... I reckon. Happy caned memories.

Thought the tape worm bit before was even better.
Anyhow, help me out here,I remember a song where they sang "danger, danger, danger. Danger everywhere." a song about dangers in the house?? I can't find it anywhere.

John C · « **Reply #108 on:** April 16, 2021, 07:20:15 pm »

Friggin hell Tinner lad, you've been doing some catching up

tinner777 · « **Reply #109 on:** April 16, 2021, 07:32:40 pm »

John, it's fucking stuck in my head, searched google and this thread came up

I've even shazamed the fucker!!

I'll have to go watch them again

tinner777 · « **Reply #110 on:** April 16, 2021, 08:28:33 pm »

ffs it was nightfall not danger…

I'm off for a drink

LanceLink!!!!! · « **Reply #111 on:** May 9, 2021, 08:23:30 pm »

Was in Tesco earlier and Faith by George Michael was playing, made me think of this.....

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=__MUf2Qv6_U

Riquende · « **Reply #112 on:** May 9, 2021, 10:20:27 pm »

Crikey, threads this old get bumped and you see people talking about finding bargain DVDs on the first page.

I was a bit too young to see their start on TV but we had a tape of Smell and watched it loads. Loved all the stuff they did after too... I remember a series on Youtube sponsored by Fosters that saw them ghost hunting. Plus Catterick, I remember a few of them trying to have a conversation with screwed up faces from eating a load of gooseberries.

I think I'll have to hunt some of this stuff down. Anything on the streaming services?

Ziltoid · « **Reply #113 on:** May 10, 2021, 09:32:44 pm »

Got this on VHS somewhere.

tinner777 · « **Reply #114 on:** May 10, 2021, 10:01:34 pm »

shut it, you slaggg

LanceLink!!!!! · « **Reply #115 on:** May 10, 2021, 10:01:50 pm »

Quote from: Ziltoid on May 10, 2021, 09:32:44 pm

Got this on VHS somewhere.

Have we got a video?

Ziltoid · « **Reply #116 on:** May 11, 2021, 08:47:02 am »

Quote from: LanceLink!!!!! on May 10, 2021, 10:01:50 pm

Have we got a video?

Not anymore, flogged the last one on ebay for £30

lobsterboy · « **Reply #117 on:** May 11, 2021, 09:13:54 am »

Geordie Jeans and Geordie jumpers from Shooting Stars.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kX85QqzrXO0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOJzPXzcF_g

jedimaster · « **Reply #118 on:** May 11, 2021, 04:02:31 pm »

You lying get

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMCyFaKKq-I