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Re: Rox's Dog Advice Thread
« Reply #4560 on: May 4, 2021, 08:32:05 am »
Ah got you. It’s really strange to see dogs who don’t take to raw after the initial switch period (if not weened onto it) but can see why now!

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Re: Rox's Dog Advice Thread
« Reply #4561 on: May 14, 2021, 05:15:42 pm »
Sorry in advance if these are sideways...


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Re: Rox's Dog Advice Thread
« Reply #4562 on: May 14, 2021, 07:19:38 pm »
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Re: Rox's Dog Advice Thread
« Reply #4563 on: May 14, 2021, 07:29:45 pm »
Sorry in advance if these are sideways...


Wait til Mrs Spion sees them.

They must have relaxed the rules in the Albert Dock. In 2005 we had a Westie pup and took him there. He got so much attention, but security came over and banned him from the site.  :-\
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Re: Rox's Dog Advice Thread
« Reply #4564 on: May 14, 2021, 07:33:12 pm »
What a handsome boy 🥰

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Re: Rox's Dog Advice Thread
« Reply #4565 on: May 15, 2021, 12:00:47 pm »
They must have relaxed the rules in the Albert Dock. In 2005 we had a Westie pup and took him there. He got so much attention, but security came over and banned him from the site.  :-\

Yeah they definitely allow dogs now, most places have water bowls they'll bring out for them too.

This was him later on, he was dropping  ;D


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Re: Rox's Dog Advice Thread
« Reply #4566 on: May 15, 2021, 01:49:07 pm »
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Re: Rox's Dog Advice Thread
« Reply #4567 on: May 15, 2021, 03:31:49 pm »
Yeah they definitely allow dogs now, most places have water bowls they'll bring out for them too.

This was him later on, he was dropping  ;D


He's such a cutie pie.   

I'm glad they allow dogs in now. It's a nice place for a stroll with the dog. Sorry to hear he had a bit of an altercation though, but glad he's ok.
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Re: Rox's Dog Advice Thread
« Reply #4568 on: June 26, 2021, 05:25:40 pm »
The Norbo is now 24wks old and about 23.5kg. He was only about 4.5kg when we got him at 8 weeks so has packed it on.

Got pretty much all his adult teeth through now save for the ones that he’ll get in a few months, which is good news as he’s a little shit for nipping feet and these hurt way less than the pin like puppy teeth.



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Re: Rox's Dog Advice Thread
« Reply #4569 on: June 26, 2021, 05:29:51 pm »
Little chunky monkey that's heavier than my Lucas who's a 7yr old border collie.

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Re: Rox's Dog Advice Thread
« Reply #4570 on: June 26, 2021, 05:32:43 pm »
I've been super careful to watch the level he's being fed too so I can make sure he doesn't put any excessive weight on so young, but he's just quite a big dog in general it seems (or is growing into one).

Think he's going to end up being towards mid-30kgs once he's fully grown.

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Re: Rox's Dog Advice Thread
« Reply #4571 on: June 26, 2021, 05:41:10 pm »
They are big dogs though in comparison to a border who should be around 20kgs as an adult.  He'll be fine I'm sure, you're not stupid or lazy owners.

Lucas is so woolie though everyone thinks he's overweight, even the new vet thought he was till he felt him.


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Re: Rox's Dog Advice Thread
« Reply #4572 on: June 26, 2021, 05:53:54 pm »
Great pictures of the Norbmeister.  8)

Mrs Spion will be all over them when I show them to her later.
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Re: Rox's Dog Advice Thread
« Reply #4573 on: June 26, 2021, 06:00:34 pm »
I'll put some better ones up soon, they are on the gf's phone and she's out gallivanting.

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Re: Rox's Dog Advice Thread
« Reply #4574 on: June 26, 2021, 06:11:27 pm »
I'll put some better ones up soon, they are on the gf's phone and she's out gallivanting.
:thumbup  Sounds good.
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Re: Rox's Dog Advice Thread
« Reply #4575 on: June 28, 2021, 06:22:23 pm »
Our beautiful Staffordshire Bullterrier was put down today after nine glorious years of cuddling and long walks. We had talked to our daughters beforehand and they are taking it relatively well.
I was never a dog person until I met my wife. We decided to get a doggo nine years ago and aside from my daughters it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me. I became more empathetic, more active and a lot more calmer. Nothing beats the feeling of a soft and cuddly Staffy under the blanket during Winter.

I used to look down on dog people until I got one on my own and became the worst of the worst. I’m the annoying twat that shows pictures of my dog at work. It’s amazing how emotionally attached one becomes to a dog. They are wonderful animals and I wish you all many healthy and happy years with your pets.

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Re: Rox's Dog Advice Thread
« Reply #4576 on: June 28, 2021, 07:44:24 pm »
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I'm really sorry to hear of your loss, dalarr.

It's heartbreaking, isn't it?

We still can't bring ourselves to get another dog after losing both of our boys. They bring so much to our lives, don't they. I'm sure you gave your beautiful boy or girl a wonderful life and your family have many memories to cherish.
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Re: Rox's Dog Advice Thread
« Reply #4577 on: June 28, 2021, 07:56:48 pm »
Our beautiful Staffordshire Bullterrier was put down today after nine glorious years of cuddling and long walks. We had talked to our daughters beforehand and they are taking it relatively well.
I was never a dog person until I met my wife. We decided to get a doggo nine years ago and aside from my daughters it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me. I became more empathetic, more active and a lot more calmer. Nothing beats the feeling of a soft and cuddly Staffy under the blanket during Winter.

I used to look down on dog people until I got one on my own and became the worst of the worst. I’m the annoying twat that shows pictures of my dog at work. It’s amazing how emotionally attached one becomes to a dog. They are wonderful animals and I wish you all many healthy and happy years with your pets.

It's always sad to read of someone losing their pet and all of us know how that heartbreak feels 💔

You had a fabulous 9yrs with many memories to cherish and you know they lived their best life with you

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Re: Rox's Dog Advice Thread
« Reply #4578 on: June 28, 2021, 08:29:51 pm »
Thank you for your kind words. It’s not the first time that posters on RAWK have made me feel better. The memories will indeed stay with us forever. I wouldn’t have it any other way.

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Re: Rox's Dog Advice Thread
« Reply #4579 on: June 28, 2021, 09:15:10 pm »
Does anybody else’s dog love watching sports on tv? My 18 month old loves watching Footy, Snooker and now she’s watching Wimbledon! I think it’s the balls on screen that she loves watching haha.

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Re: Rox's Dog Advice Thread
« Reply #4580 on: June 28, 2021, 09:54:45 pm »
Does anybody else’s dog love watching sports on tv? My 18 month old loves watching Footy, Snooker and now she’s watching Wimbledon! I think it’s the balls on screen that she loves watching haha.
Our dog who died in 2015 used to love watching Crufts, The Bill and Wheeler Dealers.

It was surprising that he liked Crufts because he'd normally kick off if he saw a dog on the telly, but he used to lie down in front of the box and watch Crufts from start to finish without a peep out of him.
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Re: Rox's Dog Advice Thread
« Reply #4581 on: June 28, 2021, 10:25:00 pm »
Our dog who died in 2015 used to love watching Crufts, The Bill and Wheeler Dealers.

It was surprising that he liked Crufts because he'd normally kick off if he saw a dog on the telly, but he used to lie down in front of the box and watch Crufts from start to finish without a peep out of him.

The only thing our dog watches is the AA advert,she's fascinated by it.

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Re: Rox's Dog Advice Thread
« Reply #4582 on: June 28, 2021, 10:53:58 pm »
Our dog who died in 2015 used to love watching Crufts, The Bill and Wheeler Dealers.

It was surprising that he liked Crufts because he'd normally kick off if he saw a dog on the telly, but he used to lie down in front of the box and watch Crufts from start to finish without a peep out of him.

The Bill?!  ;D

Did he want to be a police dog?

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Re: Rox's Dog Advice Thread
« Reply #4583 on: June 29, 2021, 01:20:25 am »
The only thing our dog watches is the AA advert,she's fascinated by it.
Mrs Spion and I love that ad too. 😄
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Re: Rox's Dog Advice Thread
« Reply #4584 on: June 29, 2021, 01:23:32 am »
The Bill?!  ;D

Did he want to be a police dog?
I think he wanted to be a villain more than a police dog.

He stole a ten pound note out of my mum's handbag once. I found him with it in his mouth.  :roger
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Re: Rox's Dog Advice Thread
« Reply #4585 on: June 29, 2021, 08:46:14 am »
I think he wanted to be a villain more than a police dog.

He stole a ten pound not out of my mum's handbag once. I found him with it in his mouth.  :roger
That’s one of the things I love about doggos. The random and silly stuff they do. I can imagine how proud he was when he managed to get hold of that note.

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Re: Rox's Dog Advice Thread
« Reply #4586 on: June 29, 2021, 12:34:35 pm »
Ah that's shit, horrible when a dog dies  :(

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Re: Rox's Dog Advice Thread
« Reply #4587 on: June 29, 2021, 12:41:36 pm »
Does anybody else’s dog love watching sports on tv? My 18 month old loves watching Footy, Snooker and now she’s watching Wimbledon! I think it’s the balls on screen that she loves watching haha.


Our has zero interest in the telly, never watches it.

But there's an Argos ad that has the exact same doorbell ring as ours and, when it's on, she'll start barking and run to the front door.



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Re: Rox's Dog Advice Thread
« Reply #4588 on: June 29, 2021, 03:20:10 pm »
Our beautiful Staffordshire Bullterrier was put down today after nine glorious years of cuddling and long walks.

Sorry to hear that.

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Re: Rox's Dog Advice Thread
« Reply #4589 on: June 29, 2021, 03:32:23 pm »
Our beautiful Staffordshire Bullterrier was put down today after nine glorious years of cuddling and long walks. We had talked to our daughters beforehand and they are taking it relatively well.
I was never a dog person until I met my wife. We decided to get a doggo nine years ago and aside from my daughters it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me. I became more empathetic, more active and a lot more calmer. Nothing beats the feeling of a soft and cuddly Staffy under the blanket during Winter.

I used to look down on dog people until I got one on my own and became the worst of the worst. I’m the annoying twat that shows pictures of my dog at work. It’s amazing how emotionally attached one becomes to a dog. They are wonderful animals and I wish you all many healthy and happy years with your pets.

I'm so sorry for your loss.

Hopefully knowing you gave your friend the best life possible will bring you some comfort in the days ahead.

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Re: Rox's Dog Advice Thread
« Reply #4590 on: June 30, 2021, 08:21:50 am »
Thank you all. Sincerely.

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Re: Rox's Dog Advice Thread
« Reply #4591 on: July 16, 2021, 12:14:24 am »
Just collected my new puppy Lakeland / Paterdale cross working stock 13 week old I'm going to call him Tyke.   :) :) :)

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Re: Rox's Dog Advice Thread
« Reply #4592 on: July 16, 2021, 01:45:24 pm »
Just collected my new puppy Lakeland / Paterdale cross working stock 13 week old I'm going to call him Tyke.   :) :) :)

Let the puppy fun begin!

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Re: Rox's Dog Advice Thread
« Reply #4593 on: July 18, 2021, 08:26:40 am »
As all dog owners with a garden we love that they can be outside all day rather than cooped up like before but obviously in this weather and no shade it's not possible.

So we've come up with the solution of opening the boot of the car, it's an SUV and where they always travel, then opening all the windows and letting them come and go as they please.

The car is in the shade and on the north side of the house so it's lovely and cool, usually with a nice breeze.

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« Reply #4594 on: July 18, 2021, 08:51:52 am »
As all dog owners with a garden we love that they can be outside all day rather than cooped up like before but obviously in this weather and no shade it's not possible.

So we've come up with the solution of opening the boot of the car, it's an SUV and where they always travel, then opening all the windows and letting them come and go as they please.

The car is in the shade and on the north side of the house so it's lovely and cool, usually with a nice breeze.

Any shade in our garden is claimed by next door's cat,poor Scout's got no chance.

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Re: Rox's Dog Advice Thread
« Reply #4595 on: July 18, 2021, 09:34:09 am »
Any shade in our garden is claimed by next door's cat,poor Scout's got no chance.

That's our problem, we have no shade anywhere till maybe 6pm unless like yesterday when I ended up putting my lounger in the border.

Hopefully I'll have my massive 3mtr brolly by Wednesday so I can stay out all day without frazzling.  I'm already like a crisp 🙄

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« Reply #4596 on: July 18, 2021, 10:17:20 am »
That's our problem, we have no shade anywhere till maybe 6pm unless like yesterday when I ended up putting my lounger in the border.

Hopefully I'll have my massive 3mtr brolly by Wednesday so I can stay out all day without frazzling.  I'm already like a crisp 🙄

The bottom half of the garden's quite shaded thanks to two massive sycamores on a patch of grass behind next door's garden but Scout prefers to lie on the deck.

There's only a tiny patch of shade there until mid afternoon and it also happens to be the cat's favourite spot.

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« Reply #4597 on: July 18, 2021, 11:13:47 am »
The bottom half of the garden's quite shaded thanks to two massive sycamores on a patch of grass behind next door's garden but Scout prefers to lie on the deck.

There's only a tiny patch of shade there until mid afternoon and it also happens to be the cat's favourite spot.

We had a cat audaciously saunter across the garden the other night.  I really thought Lucas would get it as it didn't seem to appreciate the dangers of not running but thankfully it escaped.

He hates anything that trespasses on or near his property.  Cats, rabbits, sheep, birds, squirrels, he can smell them from a mile off and goes round the boundaries barking and snarling.

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« Reply #4598 on: July 26, 2021, 02:26:46 am »
Let the puppy fun begin!
He's a terror Craig chewing, biting, tearing and digging and of course a couple of other things ending in ing... I'd forgotten how exhaustive it can all be.
He had 2nd jab today so another week of his lockdown and the fun begins... 

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Re: Rox's Dog Advice Thread
« Reply #4599 on: August 2, 2021, 02:20:21 pm »
We're now at the stage where my missus won't go on holiday without our fog. In 2019 my parents minded her (the dog, not 'the wife') and she was fine, but my mum's Alzheimer's has got worse and my couldn't cope with looking after a dog for a week as well.

Trouble is, she's really clingy. We used to leave here home alone for 2 days a week and she was *alright* but since lockdown and me working mostly from home (with kids also at home for 5 and half months last year), she's got really bad. If we have to leave her for a few hours, she'll have collected items of ours around her by the time we return (socks, pyjamas, shoes, etc), then goes proper nuts when we return. It's cute and everything, but it makes us worry about her mental state when we leave her. The last couple of times she's stayed at my parents for just a day or night-day, she's pined all the time she's been there.

Kennels are rules out, as are dog hotels really. I know you can get dog-minders, but I don't know if she'd take to one. And my wife would fret all the time we were away.

Took her to France in a villa on the west coast with us last year and it was great, but I'm worried now we won't get another family holiday that needs a flight.

What does everyone else do?

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